Chapter 132: Cause and Effect Have a Certainty

I saw that the fairy Chang'e in the screen suddenly raised his palm, and it was actually an immortal method, which was like the white dog in Street Fighter, which consumed fuel and heel, Sun Wukong smiled, and the golden hoop stick in his hand directly scattered the immortal method, and suddenly burst out with a golden light, like a computer stunt in the costume blockbuster.

Zheng Yu was suddenly shocked: "I, Nima, these two people are crazy, they actually fight immortal methods." ”

This scene made the public screen instantly popular.

"Oh I'll go, this stunt is so cool. ”

"Mom, I'll just say that there are immortal cultivators, masters, I want to apprentice~~"

"Oh, that's a good one. ”

"Hey brother, how did you do it, can you give a tutorial, I'll learn as much as I want, this thing is absolutely invincible. ”

"Hey, that's a pretty good show. ”

"I saw the graphics card burning. ”

......

For a while, the public screen exploded, and the countless messages brushed up again, whether it was a gift or 666, it blew up the screen.

At the same time, the mobile phone live broadcast on Fairy Chang'e's side did not stop, and this scene was completely displayed in front of everyone, those who were originally watching beauty makeup were all in spirit, and even more people poured into Fairy Chang'e's live broadcast room, and the number of live broadcasters also exceeded two million in an instant, and countless gifts were also brushed up.

The number of people in the live broadcast room of the two is constantly increasing, but these two don't seem to know at all, Fairy Chang'e is still constantly consuming fuel, and Sun Wukong is a hippie smiling face waving a golden hoop stick to scatter all the fuel consumption.

"I'll go, these two won't be stuck, why do you always repeat an action. ”

"Hey, let's do it again. ”

"It's boring. ”

"The special effects are beautiful, and it's boring to watch too much. ”

......

As he was talking on the public screen, Fairy Chang'e suddenly changed her moves, stomped on the ground under her feet, and the whole person rushed out, slapping towards Sun Wukong with a palm like the force of opening a mountain and breaking the stream.

Sun Wukong also stared at him: "Fairy, you have played a little too much." ”

I saw that the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand slammed over, and a rainbow light exploded, and suddenly the entire screen went black in an instant, not only that, but even the live broadcast on Fairy Chang'e's side was interrupted.

"Oh, I'll go, what's going on, it can't be that the graphics card is burning."

"It must be, haha, semi-finished. ”

"Today's live broadcast is probably over. ”

"I'll wait a little longer, I'll see who wins, I don't think it's fake. ”

"I'll go, there are fools. ”

"Who are you scolding stupid? ”

"I'll just scold you, stupid X".

"I@!#, I have the ability to leave an address, Lao Tzu cut you on foot. ”

"Come on, Lao Tzu's address: !@#¥%%¥, waiting for you to fight. ”

......

Zheng Yu knew that the matter was getting bigger, and he didn't have the heart to continue the inspection, so he came directly to Heavenly Court with a thought.

Zheng Yu looked up and saw that the middle floor of the Diyin Building was burning with raging fires.

"I'll go, I'll know. ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly ran over, he also ran a few steps, and a majestic momentum spread from the top of the Nadiyin Building, only to see that the flames were extinguished instantly, and the damaged walls of the building were also restored to their original state.

"What's going on, what's going on? ”

As he was talking, Erlang God came to Zheng Yu's side.

"Brother Zheng Yu, you also came to see the fun. ”

"Zhenjun, has anyone solved it?"

"Of course it's the Jade Emperor, who else can have this kind of aura besides him. ”

"Jade Emperor, that's right, he really can't solve this situation if he doesn't make a move, no, I still have to go and see, how can these two people openly use the immortal method during the live broadcast. ”

Erlang Shen said: "Brother Zheng Yu, you don't know, the Jade Emperor has signed a new contract with everyone, allowing the use of small-scale immortal methods. ”

"What? New contract, why don't I know?"

"Uh~ I don't know about this. ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly walked towards the Diyin Building.

Just as Zheng Yu was going upstairs, a message came from his mobile phone, and when he opened it, he saw that it was the Heavenly Court Group.

Jade Emperor: Sun Wukong and Chang'e openly used a wide range of immortal methods, causing adverse consequences, and now they are verbally warned once, and the live broadcast room will be permanently closed after three times, and all their income will be confiscated in a single day, and the other will make a written review by the two, no less than 5,000 words, I hope everyone will take it as a warning.

Taishang Laojun: Yes, it should be punished like this.

Nezha: Yes, who told you not to take me?

Lu Dongbin: Hey, the punishment is too light, why don't I give them a five-thunder blast, they won't need it for 10,000 years, I don't know if they can still hit it.

Taiyi Zhenren: What to do and what not to do, shame on those who cultivate.

Sun Wukong: What are you talking about, old man, you are proud of yourself, and you haven't bought a mobile phone.

Li Tianwang: Everyone should say a few words, and peace is precious.

Fairy Chang'e: This fairy knows that it is wrong, who will help me write a check.

Zhu Bajie: Fairy, my old pig is willing.

'Zhu Bajie was kicked out of the group chat'.

Jade Emperor: Whoever dares to write on behalf of him will be severely punished.

Then no one dared to speak again.

Then, there was no Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court who also sent a message.

Zhu Bajie: Fairy, my old pig is willing to help you, sincerely.

'Zhu Bajie was kicked out of the group chat'.

Taishang Laojun: Severely punish cheaters.

Zhu Bajie looked at the mobile phone screen, the whole person was stunned, he suddenly felt homeless, and the familiar melody seemed to sound in his ears: the cool breeze blew gently and quietly entered my clothes....

Zheng Yu came to the top of the building, only to see the Jade Emperor sitting in the president's office on the top of the building leisurely sending WeChat, seeing Zheng Yu coming in, he smiled and said hello.

"Xiao Zheng, you're here, sit down, the big night is also heartless, how about we have a drink together." ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor waved his palm, and two bottles of beer appeared on the two-meter-long solid wood desk.

Looking at the two bottles of beer that appeared, and then looking at the desk that Zheng Yu gave to the Jade Emperor, this is also too incongruous.

At the request of the Jade Emperor, Zheng Yu brought bookshelves, desks, solid wood sofas, comfortable boss chairs, and a complete set of Brother K machines, and the most important thing is that there are two high-end massage chairs worth more than 100,000 yuan in the corner, and the whole room exudes a trench.

Zheng Yu waved his hand and sat on the massage chair, enjoying the pleasure of massage.

The Jade Emperor walked over with a smile: "Why, I see that you are a little tired, go to Lao Qi and press it, it is very comfortable." ”

Zheng Yu said: "Jade Emperor, I want to see that contract." ”

As soon as these words came out, the Jade Emperor's hand holding the remote control and preparing to put down the big screen trembled slightly.

The Jade Emperor smiled: "Look at what it's doing, there's nothing to look at." ”

"Jade Emperor, although you are the Jade Emperor, there are some things I can't help but say" Zheng Yu got up and came to the Jade Emperor's side: "You actually allowed the use of immortal methods in the live broadcast, if this is known, have you thought about the consequences?"

"Oh, don't worry so much, this is the result of my careful consideration, you see how the use of some ordinary immortal methods can increase the fun of the live broadcast, you just look at the live broadcast of the monkey, the result is very ideal, we make a lot of money, you can rest assured, nothing will happen." ”

The Jade Emperor pressed the button as he spoke, then picked up the microphone and started his karaoke.

Zheng Yu sighed helplessly and muttered: "There will be no accident, in case something happens, I will bear the brunt of it, who made me the person in charge, what a headache." ”

Looking at the heartless Jade Emperor, Zheng Yu shook his head and left.

Although the prayer meeting will not end until tomorrow, there is hardly a single person in the big heavenly bar, and even the co-workers have gone to work on his bar, and his bar has already set a date to open tomorrow.

Zheng Yu came to the live broadcast room of Sun Wukong downstairs, which was locked and affixed with a seal, this seal was changed by the mana of the Jade Emperor, and it could not be lifted before three days.

Zheng Yu found that everything here had been restored, except for the live broadcast room of Sun Wukong and Chang'e next door was blocked, others were still enthusiastically broadcasting, Zheng Yu was also very pleased to see this scene, the live broadcast industry was in full swing in the heavenly realm, and this was all thanks to himself.

At this moment, in the Xitian Xiaoleiyin Temple, the Buddha was looking at his mobile phone, and he saw the scene of the previous fight between Sun Wukong and Chang'e, and he just smiled.

Guanyin came to the Buddha's seat: "My Buddha is like a Buddha, I think you also know about the monkey and Chang'e, there are millions of people watching the live broadcast at the same time, this matter can be big or small, if mortals know the existence of the heavenly realm, it will not hinder, but if it is discovered by those with evil intentions, I am afraid that Zheng Yu will be killed." ”

The Buddha put away his mobile phone and said with a smile: "At the beginning of this world, it was a piece of chaos, Pangu opened the genius to divide the world, the light spirit soared into the sky, the turbidity fell into the earth, and everything between the heaven and the earth was derived, and only then did people give birth to people, some people absorbed the aura of heaven and earth and flew into gods, and some people absorbed turbidity and became demons. The demon struggle for hundreds of thousands of years has been fruitless, God has saved the common people and lowered the well-being to cultivate future generations to resist the invasion of demons, so that the demons must not harm human beings, the post-human beings are divided into many camps, killing each other, tyrannical nature, and even uniting demons to compete for territory, demons are also divided, infighting is frequent, resulting in chaos between heaven and earth, after the gods descended into the world to select human beings and demon elites to finally end this catastrophe, and then later, God chose human beings, Ten thousand years later, the demon general came to the world again and set off a catastrophe, piercing the sky, Nuwa refined the five-color stone to make up for the sky and completely sealed the demon general, since then the two worlds of man and god are forever separated, but the cause and effect between heaven and earth continues, and there will always be a day when it will coincide again, so you don't have to worry too much. ”

Master Guanyin nodded: "Guanyin understands." ”

The Buddha smiled and nodded.