Chapter 0247 - Women Are Amazing

With a "bang", a big thing came down from the top of his head, bounced on the ground and disappeared.

It scared me! I couldn't see anything, and I couldn't help but say, "Let's go, it's dangerous in the cave!"

She didn't speak, she was digging in, I don't know what it meant.

The sound of "knock knock" seems to be behind a large rock......

I went there with her with trepidation, and went around the whole rock, and there was nothing......

I was very depressed, and I didn't think about it for a long time, so where did the sound come from? Is there a ghost?

The peony fairy didn't want to listen, and still had an opinion: "What do you say?

I opened my eyes to the fullest, stared at her face and asked, "Do you want to find it again......?"

She greeted me with a sentence: "Don't say something useless;

This sound made me feel very uncomfortable! I couldn't get out of my heart......

The sound of "Knock Knock" is so annoying! Now it's loud again......

I held back my anger and didn't like anything, and I punched the rock hard......

There was a loud "boom", and the rocks exploded......

The two of us were stunned!

After a burst of flying sand and rocks, the dust flew and swallowed us bought......

A lot of rubble flew in front of him, hitting his face, and it hurt faintly......

The peony fairy suddenly scolded: "Don't look at whether the dog's paws can shoot fireballs? Now it's okay? The face has turned into a hemp, how can you see people? In the future, you must take care of the men around you; when you see women, you must take the initiative to avoid them, and never forget that you are a person with a wife!"

I was depressed, I was always staring at others, I couldn't do anything, my freedom was all in control.

Now two questions arise...... Otherwise, how can you call the princess?

The peony fairy is not very particular about this aspect, and has its own set of theories: "Whether a man marries a woman, or a woman marries a man, the content is the same, except for husband and wife, it is ......"

Remember that in other places it is not the case, and a woman can never sit on the throne...... This is a rule handed down from the ancestors, and in some places, women are treated as two-legged fat sheep, and they are killed to entertain guests.

The peony fairy didn't want to listen, and hummed at me, pulling the horse's face, "Do you know why there are peony flowers everywhere here?"

I didn't have to think about it, and shook my head vigorously: "No one told me...... It's useless to guess?"

She really wanted to be like Sister Feng, and with a slap on me, wouldn't all the problems be solved? Gritted her teeth, she poked my head a few times with her hand and said, "This is a woman's world, understand?"

"It's really strange; one side of the water and soil, one side of the people! I have more than 100,000 children with the Blue Peony Fairy, and none of them are boys. So, how will we reproduce in the future?"

The peony fairy shouted into my ear: "So, pick flowers...... I only opened one eye and closed one eye......"

"How dare she say it? She is not afraid to put a very jealous green hat on me, what if she is divorced?"

The peony fairy explained: "Come here, everything has to be done by women." Although he is a pick-up man, he can't change it even if he wants to change it when he cooks raw rice, which is a lifelong thing. ”

"I'm so stupid! She won't ever understand what it means to take over if she doesn't say it, no matter what; I've been with her for more than a year, and I'm an old husband and wife; I shouldn't have said everything; in fact, I want to ......."

The cave was full of soot, and it took a long time for some of it to come out, and a lot of it was uncomfortable......

We covered our mouths tightly with our hands, eager to see what was in the blasted stone?

The peony fairy dragged me and pointed to the rocks......

Actually, I had already seen it, and some of the rubble had collapsed into it, leaving a dark hole - there was no other way but to dig it out by hand......

The peony fairy wouldn't let me do this, and took my hand tightly and stomped it a few times with her foot......

There was not much tremor, and all the rubble collapsed into the dark hole, revealing a hole.

I don't need to speak, she tugged at it, and she let it ......

I panicked and moved a few large rocks, shrunk in, and looked back to see her following closely behind......

I don't know how to get it, I'm very skeptical...... Shouted, "Is there anyone in there?"

The peony fairy gently pulled my clothes and said, "The hole just hit, how can there be anyone in it?"

It's hard for the two of us to get things together, we quarrel at every turn, we don't squeak and listen to the strange noises inside.

The peony fairy dragged me behind her and said, "Men can only follow behind women, like puppies, and can't stand in front of them to get in the way!"

"I don't know what kind of neurosis she committed? It's just us, do you have to be so particular?"

Her fairy eyes must be able to see the night, or maybe they've been arguing for a long time! Anyway, my fire eyes can see clearly......

The peony fairy suddenly exclaimed, "Look at it!

I didn't take a few steps, so what's wrong?

She pointed with her finger and asked me to look in the direction she said, and sure enough, on a rocky slope, there were many bright spots, like stars......

I finally couldn't help but shout, "How can there be so many treasures?"

The peony fairy was very excited! desperately shouted: "We have sent it!" and ran to the front in a panic.

I was in the same mood as her, I was afraid that thing would burrow into the ground! Three steps and two steps, flash, and there it was......

The peony fairy opened her excited eyes and shouted: "We have money! We want to buy the world! Build a palace more than ten times larger than the current one, sit high on the couch chair, and shout loudly, whoever dares not to listen, will cut off her dog's head!"

I was busier than anyone else, and I reached up to get it, and it felt like I was clinging to the rocks...... He said to himself, "How can this be?"

The peony fairy couldn't take it down, so she picked up a stone casually, knocked it for a long time, and finally got a round thing, and I don't know how many times I scanned it with my fairy eye, but I still couldn't see it clearly......

What the hell is it? If a diamond must be extremely hard, can it be smashed down with a stone?

My fiery eyes were clouded with a red glow, and I looked at everything the same, and I couldn't come to a conclusion after scanning it for a long time......

The peony fairy frowned, held the baby tightly, looked at it and thought, and said to me, "Why are you staying in it if you don't leave?"

"Who is this? I don't want to tell anyone. Am I not her punching bag?"

The peony fairy held the treasure in her hand, didn't look at me, and walked out the same way......

I followed closely, she had a strong smell of peony, did she deliberately exude a hook?

At this time, I suddenly remembered that the flower thief, why did she know where she lived, it might have something to do with this.

The sun was shining outside the cave, illuminating the treasure in her hand clearly......

Unexpectedly, the peony fairy was very disappointed: "A round stone, the light emitted in the cave, why is it so beautiful?"

I think she asked the wrong person, a big illiterate, how can he know so much? If that divine book is there, won't all the problems be solved?

The peony fairy was discouraged, threw the treasure out fiercely, rolled down the hillside, bounced and fell several times, and finally was blocked by a large stone......

I don't think the same thing as hers; what's so strange about the treasures? they don't bring them with them in life, they don't take them away when they die; there are many emperors; there are mountains of treasures, and they are not buried in the graveyard when they die?

The peony fairy cried out loudly, "How could I be so stupid, I have made all the treasures wrong!" and shouted to the sky: "Crocodile bird—where are you?"

I muttered to myself, "That guy has such a nasty name, why don't you let me pick one for him......

The peony fairy shouted many times, but the fairy eyes saw through it, and did not come out; after thinking about it, he said to me, "Go down and have a look?"

I followed her closely, really obedient like a puppy......

She didn't even want to hold her hand, and in a flash, she was there, and the round stone she had just thrown was still beside the big stone, and a wild tree was growing next to it......

I couldn't help but ask, "What do you want?"

She didn't answer, but pulled out the roots, jumped up for joy, and said, "I found it at last!" ”

I can't name it, but the roots are long, about 30 centimeters, with lush foliage, and small round red fruits......

She jumped up and down and shouted, "I'm saved, this thing is too hard to find!"

I didn't understand it, I found it so easily, why did I say that? I wanted to ask, but I was afraid of being scolded, so I had to hold back......

She saw the problem and added: "It's better not to let out a fart!"

The blue light appeared, and it was very dazzling! It flashed for a long time before it disappeared; the ostrich beast stood in the air with its feet and shouted with its crocodile mouth: "Master, come up!"