Chapter 65 Ye Wen

"What's the hell about, is this important?" Ye Kong was a little puzzled. It seems that it is Lao Tzu and me who should be angry, right?

Huangquan Ancestor suddenly roared for something, and this is about to talk about the few ** rules of taking away.

First of all, immortal cultivators can't take away from mortals. The reason is very simple, the divine consciousness of immortal cultivators is very powerful, if you take the mortal body, it is likely that the body will not be able to bear it, and the big feet wear small shoes, either the feet are broken or the shoes are broken. Of course, Ye Kong's seizure was an outlier.

Secondly, only those with a high realm will give up to a low realm, otherwise they are likely to suffer a great backlash from the opponent's aura, and at the end they will become a soulless zombie.

At the end of the day, the body that has been taken away once cannot be taken again. The impact of each seizure on this body is huge, so a body can only be taken once, if someone else takes you and takes it again, then the body will not be able to bear it, and it is likely that everyone will finish playing together.

Huangquan Ancestor's anger is the most important reason, if he had known that Ye Kong had already won the sacrifice once, he would not have been so entangled last night, and his heart was struggling so much.

However, in addition to being angry, Huangquan Ancestor was very glad that if he was controlled by the greedy demon at that time, and recklessly restrained Ye Kong, he found out that it was empty and happy, and even took it again and caused the jade to burn, then it would really outweigh the loss.

Of course, Huangquan Ancestor would not tell Ye Kong these words, and from then on, he also cut off the idea of harming Ye Kong again.

"Uh...... It's not very important, I'm just glad that the golden light locked me in the first place, otherwise we would both be gone. Huangquan Ancestor laughed again.

Ye Kong still didn't know why, and when Huangquan Ancestor explained, he understood that in the future, no one would plan to take away his own sacrifice in the future, just like people who had suffered measles would no longer harm him.

"I see. Ye Kong nodded and asked, "Then let's talk about the topic, what else can be done about my mother's face? Cure her, it will be good for you and me." ”

"I said, I can't help it, but others have a way, if you find a woman who is proficient in alchemy, eighty percent will be fine, but don't ask me who to find, Ancestor, the people I know have soared without death. ”

"Why do you have to be a woman, don't you know the art of alchemy?" Ye Kong asked again.

"You're stupid!" Huangquan Ancestor scolded again, "Among the immortals, men generally don't care about their appearance, but those female monks pay attention to it, so they will come up with strange pills, some can fix their appearance, they won't look old, and some can beautify their faces, whiten and become beautiful, and even some pills can make women's milk bigger, if you want to make an elixir to cure your mother's face, who are you not looking for?"

"Oh, hehe. Ye Kong smiled and nodded, "If you go back to the earth to set up a pill workshop, those plastic surgery hospitals will have to close." ”

Ye Kong sat down on the chair for Xiaohong, and he kept lying on the chair handle, when he suddenly laughed, making Lu Qin on the other side inexplicable.

"Brother Ye Kong, what are you laughing at?" Lu Qin still thought that something was wrong with him.

"No, no, I just thought of a happy thing. Ye Kong said perfunctorily.

"Happy things?" Several women's eyes looked at Ye Kong, and Xiao Hong said, "Happy things, also say it, let's hear it." ”

"This ......" Ye Kong is really not very good at telling stories, and what is spinning around in his mind is a few popular meat jokes on the earth, I am afraid that it is inappropriate to say it at this time, and Lu Qinchun is as pure as a blank piece of paper, and there are some obscure jokes, which she can't understand.

Just when Ye Kong was thinking a little dry and didn't know what to say, a young man's laughter came from outside, "If the eighth brother has anything to be happy about, say it and make your second brother and third brother happy." ”

Although the words are polite, the tone is annoying, especially the superiority in the words, and even the feeling of arrogance.

Ye Kong frowned, turned around, and found that it was the two sons of the second wife, Ye Wen and Ye Wu.

Seeing Ye Wen and Ye Wu coming in, Xiaohong immediately stood up, threw half of the porridge on the table, and stood aside like a little girl.

There is also a reason why these two people came, Ye Wenwen was thinking about Xiaohong in his heart, and asked as soon as he came today, but who knew that the other maids said that Xiaohong went to Ye Kong's yard.

Ye Wen didn't pay attention to it at first, and his main purpose of returning to Ye Mansion was not here.

But Ye Wu made a transfer in his ear, although Ye Wu also knew that his brother was also a little interesting to Xiaohong, but after all, Ye Kong was an outsider, so he would solve Ye Kong first, and as for his brother, that is, he could bear it if he touched a few soft mouthfuls on Xiaohong's body.

After Ye Wu's narration, Ye Wen was annoyed, his heart was also full of jealousy and contempt for this fool, so he brought Ye Wu over right now, what are you doing here? Of course, it is to warn Ye Kong, if it doesn't work, I will pick your field!

"Oh, it's the second brother and the third brother. Although Ye Kong was unhappy in his heart, he still had to do superficial work.

"Hehe, you still know us, I heard that you are famous, we are afraid that you don't know anyone. Ye Wen walked over with a strange voice.

"Second Young Master, Third Young Master, please take a seat. Chen Jiuniang didn't dare to offend the two eldest and youngest of the second wife's family, so she greeted her warmly, and glared at Ye Kong when she walked by, meaning that Ye Kong held back a little, don't get angry.

After Ye Wen came in, he saw Xiaohong drinking porridge there, and he was extremely unhappy, Lao Tzu didn't have porridge to drink over there?

But then his eyes saw Xiao Lu Qin opposite, the girl with thin eyebrows and big eyes, thin red lips and small mouth, and a beautiful mole with an excellent position underneath.

In one word, it is "pretty". What a pretty girl, young and young, I like it! Ye Wen looked at Lu Qin, and then at Ye Kong, and his heart became extremely depressed.

This fool, go peach blossom luck, eat porridge and accompany the two beauties, mother, why didn't you eat the porridge into your nostrils?

"Please sit here. Chen Jiuniang looked at the second young master in a daze at Lu Qin, afraid that Ye Kong would get nervous, so she hurriedly spoke again.

"Oh, you're welcome. Ye Wen looked at Chen Jiuniang's ugly face, held back his disgusting expression, and continued to smile, "I didn't eat breakfast either, or everyone would use it together, they would all be a family." ”

Originally, Chen Jiuniang was going to lead them to sit in the main hall, but Ye Wen wanted to die, and sat at the dining table with Lu Qin beside him.

Ye Wu, who followed behind, saw that his brother was busy picking up girls, regardless of his business, and felt depressed for a while, but he couldn't speak, so he only glared at Xiaohong and sat down at the dining table.

There were not many chairs at the dining table, and there was already an empty one for Ye Wen to sit on, and Ye Wu, Chen Jiuniang's main seat, was also embarrassed to sit, so he only sat on the one that Xiaohong had just given up.

But before his ass fell, he heard a commotion, and Ye Kong unceremoniously removed the chair for him.

Fortunately, Ye Wu found out quickly, but he just stumbled and did not sit on the ground.

"Ye Kong, what's the matter with you?" The anger in Ye Wu's heart suddenly surged to his face.

The air in the hall suddenly became cold, no one expected Ye Kong to be so faceless, as soon as they met, they were angry, Xiaohong stood on the side and was at a loss, and Chen Jiuniang squeezed her eyes at Ye Kong.

"It's okay, this isn't the chair you should sit on. Ye Kong didn't want to fight with him, pulled the chair to the side, and then went to the distance to pick up a chair and put it behind Ye Wu with a bang.

Ye Wu was a little confused, if you want to make a mess with me, then why do you want to help me move the chair? Others also thought the same way, and they all felt that Ye Kong's move was a little inexplicable.

"Third brother, if you call you the third brother, it is to respect you and move a chair for you, which is also what a brother should do. Ye Kong said with a smile, then reached out and patted Ye Wu on the shoulder, pressed him on the chair, and then lowered his head and said very closely, "But...... Even if they are brothers, there are some things that must be distinguished! The chair just now is the one I sat on, the chair I sat on, and I don't like others to sit on it!"

Facing the stunned Ye Wu, Ye Kong stood up straight and smiled, "I hope the third brother understands what the brother means." ”

The meaning is very clear, this is talking about chairs, this is talking about women. The subtext is that Xiaohong is Lao Tzu's chair, and Lao Tzu can only sit on it, and it doesn't matter if Lao Tzu helps you find another chair, but you have to sit on Lao Tzu's chair...... Not negotiable!

Ye Wen and Ye Wu were not stupid, and immediately understood what Ye Kong meant. Ye Wu saw that Ye Kong was openly robbing people, and his cooked duck was about to fly, and his anger in his heart was even more uneasy, but he was still a little afraid of Ye Kong, especially the face that was smiling and smiling for a while.

"Brother~" Ye Wu looked at Ye Wen pleadingly, expecting him to come forward to administer justice.

However, Ye Kong didn't say it explicitly, and Ye Wen didn't take the initiative to find out, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he suddenly shouted at Xiaohong, "Xiaohong, do you understand the rules? I came to have breakfast with Xiao Wu, why don't you hurry up and serve us two bowls of porridge? There are no rules at all! Let others laugh at the maid in our second room and don't know the master when they come out!"

Ye Wen is also a powerful character, these few words have saved the decline, this is to tell Ye Kong, and also tell Xiaohong, figure it out, no matter what, you are the person in the second room, we are the master, and we are the one who can decide your fate!

"Yes. Xiaohong also understood that she was the focus of their contention, she was happy that Ye Kong had taken a stand, but she was worried that they would really make trouble, if that was the case, the second wife would come back, and she would have to suffer a lot.

Xiaohong wanted to give Ye Wen Ye Wu porridge, but Ye Kong grabbed her, pressed her on the chair, and said, "You have only drunk half of the porridge, come to me, no matter who it is, it is my Ye Kong's guest, and this kind of trivial matter of filling porridge can be done by me, the master." ”

Ye Kong has already maintained great restraint, if it was before (7), he would have kicked these two with his feet, damn, are you still so arrogant in Lao Tzu's home field?

Xiaohong's porridge is really hard to drink. It's not standing, it's not sitting, and you can feel Ye Wen Ye Wu's vicious gaze without looking up.

"The hosts. Ye Wu snorted, took the hot porridge handed by Ye Kong, and put it on the table, splashing all over the table next to the bowl.

Ye Wen was calmer than his younger brother, took the bowl and took a sip, praised it well, then put the porridge on the table, and asked Lu Qin beside him, "This sister looks at her eyes, she doesn't look like a girl from our Ye Mansion, I don't know if I can tell Fang Ming?"

"She's my godsister, her name is Lu Qin. Ye Kong said and pushed Lu Qin away, let her go back to the house, and then sat down and said with a smile, "How can the second brother have time to hang out with us, could it be that something can't be done?" ”

Ye Wen smiled, "Of course, what am I doing if I don't have anything to do? You have that mood, brother, I don't have that time to play with you." ”

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