From the waves of more than 5,000 miles, or the city wall to be rebuilt All the yellow color in history faded and converged into the sunset, which dyed me After Tang Bo sang a paragraph, Tang Hong immediately walked out with a microphone and walked to the edge of the rib.

Then comes the second half of Libu's singing, which is sung in a loud and crisp voice; From the sweat of 5,000 years ago, or the legendary Tang Dynasty, all the zodiac in the rivers and lakes are waiting for me to name him after Tang Hong, Tang Xiaoye, Tang Tian, and Tang Bu, and then he followed Tang Hong.

The yellow man came to the ground with a new box The yellow man walked on the road, and the world knew that I was not the same as the more turbulent bravery, and the world changed, and let me rush to the quartet, and finally it was my turn to play after five thousand years

Young people later, Tang Wanfu, Tang Aiguo, Tang Wanda, Tang Zhiyou, the middle-aged f4 of Tangjia Village in these four villages, the loud voice immediately sounded on the big guy, an incredible gaze; There is no wound that cannot be healed, only the most ancient strength Yellow is scattered across the earth, with a tenacious East

The yellow race came to Earth with a new chest. Yellow people walking on the road, the whole world knows that I am different. The more turbulent and brave it is, the more the world will change, let me rush to a body and open it, and in four quarters, five thousand years it is finally my turn to play "Tang Wanfu These rural middle-aged F4, Tang Bu on the stage a series of spins, and a handsome Tangjiacun fighting boxing.

Then, in the midst of the screams, a backflip landed firmly on the stage, with a microphone in hand, and the rap part began. In this world, there is no place where you can't see yellow faces, bright red blood, billions, three hundred million, you say this is my anger, I say this is my attitude, no matter the gunman, only us Yanguo people

After the rap, Tang Xiaoye, Tang Hong, Tang Tian and all of them immediately gathered together and then sang together; There has never been a bad wound, only the oldest power All scattered on the yellow land, with a very strong oriental The more turbulent bravery, the yellow that belongs to me A Frank, yellow heaven, see how I do a good person han Ah, ah After the chorus ended, Tang Bu and the others lined up in a neat line, laughing and shouting to the audience: "The battle song of Tangjia Village, the village song is over, I hope you like it, thank you!" ”

"Great! ”！

Thank you!

Smile and wave your hand to thank you. When he led them off the stage, he put down the curtain and said, "Zhang Xiaofeng from the surprise crew, please be careful, come on stage to perform a skit for us. "My four silly children, please"

The curtain above the stage immediately fell slowly, and the whole stage was covered, and then about five minutes later, the curtain slowly closed again, but by this time the scene inside had changed, they were all gone, and a new theater was opened, and there was a man, a wheelbarrow, a bicycle, with a long beard, dirty hair, who looked like a thin and stupid man, he was a noteworthy man, and his appearance did not introduce himself, but was in the theater, walking around on top of the bicycle non-stop. Suddenly, the car in front of the two laps became a basket, and the 500 yuan that suddenly fell out came.

Be careful not to pick it up like a normal person, but squatted on the ground in a daze and looked at the money on the ground, showing a confused expression and muttering: "Oh, this is a fool's money dropped, I don't know how to pick it up when I drop it, such a stupid person must have forgotten to use his brain to go out." ”

(Because the performance is nuanced, the movements and costumes are hilarious, the audience immediately burst into laughter, and even Jiao Mengyu and An Ning's children laughed because of the nuanced performance.) )

The stage performance continued, and just as Yi Jianlian was cautiously squatting on the ground staring at the money, a girl appeared, wearing two small ponytails, looking a bit like Little Shenyang. The girl was played by Liu Tiancai, who immediately appeared and shouted in a neutral voice to the appropriate and cautious voice: "Husband, what are you doing squatting on the ground? ”

"Oh, it's my wife, you're here, wife, you don't know which fool's money has dropped, you said this person has dropped money, did you forget to take your brain out the door? ”？

He didn't even know to drop the money on the ground when he picked it up, he should be careful to look back, then look back at the money on the ground, and continue to complain that people didn't bring the money (Liu's costume is so sturdy, he should be careful to be self-criticizing again). He also stepped on the laughter of the audience, which caused the audience to laugh again. But Liu, who did not pay attention to the money, was not at all, carefully called his wife after he heard it and immediately angrily called him: "My dear, my name is Poe, not wife.

If you call me wife again, I'll beat you! Don't you see that I'm waiting for that brainless fool to come back and get the money? Do you believe that if you continue to harass me, I will beat you, don't think that if you call your wife, you will really be my wife, you should be careful to look up at Liu Tiancai immediately, and retort to her [the role] with an angry face. In this way, the two people don't match each other's eyes, and then they fight directly.

Both of them hugged each other and started wrestling, but this wrestling began, and Liu Tiancai should be careful in order to defeat Lao Miao. should be careful of being hit to the ground by Liu Tiancai for a while, but should be careful for a while when Liu Tiancai gets up and pats his head, he should be beaten even more confused.

Seeing the wrestling opponent, he should be careful to immediately change his tactics, hold Liu Tiancai's feet, and start biting with his heels. Yi Xin finally won this time, his foot, Liu Tiancai did not fall this time, he vomited on the spot, and then Yi Xin defeated Liu Tiancai on the spot.

The fight between two people is like the fight of a country woman. Funny, funny, harmless, but full of laughter. So the audience, men, women, young and old, were amused again, and even the girls still giggled, buried their heads in the snow's arms, and laughed at the snow and said, Daddy is really funny"

Convinced, I see you like a person who has lost money, a person with no brains, you said that you are a family, where may I be a great monarch, so the opponent, hum" After a gloating vent Liu Tiancai, he should go back carefully and continue to squat on the ground, looking at the five hundred yuan, so he thought that there was no brainless owner.

And because Liu Tiancai was defeated by Yi Careful, he was also stupidly with Yi Careful, squatting on the ground with him and looking at the 500 yuan, and he waited for the so-called boss to come. As the two of them squatted on the ground, a bearded dancer Zhao Siyou, wearing a green hat and gait like polio, staggered over.

[Seeing Tang Zhiyou's appearance, Don ran out of the stage and immediately shouted happily to his mother, Mom, see how funny Dad is, giggle and walk like polio.] After Tang Zhiyou came out, he immediately shook his crooked mouth and asked Yi Zai and Liu Tiancai: "Husband, wife, what are you two doing, what's the fun of meeting?" ”

"The boss is here, boss, you see, I don't know which idiot went out without a brain. Since I didn't even know that I had lost the money, the two of us were here waiting for that idiot to come back and get the money, and then we could see what this fool looked like" After seeing Tang Zhi coming, he should be careful and Liu Tiancai immediately pointed to the money on the ground, and vented to him happily. "There's such a fool, then I have to stay and see, such an interesting fool doesn't look at it, hahaha"

After facing the excited Liu Tiancai and Yi carefully answered a few words, Tang Zhiyou immediately followed the two of them, squatted on the ground, and began to wait for the boss who lost money to come back. When the lights changed, a shirt that was very similar to the three men and women, and the similar-looking middle-aged man of Zhao Fan [with Tang Chongyang's beard] appeared. Tang Chongyang appeared and couldn't help but complain in a helpless way: "Oh, my life is too difficult. This morning I asked my youngest son to return the 500 yuan he paid the day before yesterday.

As a result, this little fool pushed my bike in front of me and never came back. It's been an afternoon and still no one has returned. Seeing that my youngest son came back late, I was a father who didn't trust me, so I called my daughter to find him, but a good person, even his son was lost, and now even his daughter folded in. I couldn't bear to lose my son and daughter, so I called out my eldest son and asked him to go out to find them.

Well, it's even worse. Kill me and let the three children out. It's been a day and I haven't gotten any of them back

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