"Are you kidding? My uncle, your father, is also a rebue. How dare they beat me here? Children don't break the law by beating people, but aren't they afraid of your father's complaints? Also, your father beat me very fiercely, and during the day, two other people beat a large group of us so that they didn't dare to speak.

He is a powerful man, aren't the children in your village afraid of him? Seeing that Xiaobu's asking price was too high, Tang Qiang suddenly thought of calling Tang Bu to help him solve the problem. Hearing Liu Xiaoqiang say that he wanted to call his father to help, Xiaobu didn't panic at all, just looked at Liu Xiaoqiang, as if you were stupid. He said: "In a few days my father will take my mother abroad. ”。

"You say, if you let my father come out at this time, then when my father and his family go out, will you be beaten badly? And I already want a small part of this thousand dollars, you go to someone else, you thousand dollars others don't take care of you, I also see, you are my watch pot, so I agree to help you. It's a little rich woman!" felt that Xiaobu's asking price was too high, so Liu Xiaoqiang would look at Tang Ran's side, but before he finished speaking, he directly asked Tang Ran to take out a bunch of money to interrupt. ”。

"You scared her," her brother said. "You should at least accept this number as an apology, otherwise you won't go out again. Every time you go out, they hit you! "Mom, I feel like I'm going home all of a sudden. Are the people of this village so terrible? My grandparents were beaten by the locals during a fight.

When my parents saw Uncle Tangbu, they were so scared that they didn't dare to do anything. I just came to this Don and bullied a child. As a result, I was beaten and my nose was bruised and my face was swollen. Tang Ran saw that the people in the village Tang had run away from Liu Xiaoqiang's two fingers, and immediately gave up and asked her to help, he whispered a few terrible words to the people of Tangjia Village, and then ruthlessly took out a thousand yuan, handed it to Xiaobu and Xiaobu took a thousand yuan, and immediately licked his saliva with his little fingers like a little old man.

Then he bent down, lost weight, counted a few times to confirm the correct amount, Xiao Bu put the money in his pocket Tang, the little guy ran out of the house with one foot on the spring, within ten minutes, Tang Wanfu and his family were full of small cloth and a dozen little guys, hand Tang holding toy knives, toy guns.

After those powerful came back, Xiaobu still whistled loudly, and then the big white wolf and the big yellow dog ran out, and Xiao Bu climbed directly on the back of the white wolf, and he yawned on Liu Xiaoqiang's body, picked up a toy sword and a toy helmet, and cried happily to his children.

"Soldiers of Tangjia Village, I have been bullied, I am going to take you to war, do you want to follow me to kill the enemy? ”

In order to inherit this ancient tradition, on the night of the Lunar New Year's Chinese New Year's Eve, the children of the village Tang were recorded, so the children of the village Tang have watched a lot these days, so at this time, in front of Liu Xiaoqiang, I was lucky to have this scene, the childish war song scene. But to be honest, at present, the appearance and posture of Xiaobu dressed as a small soldier, riding a white wolf, and holding a toy knife with a dozen children, there are really some, children's versions of the battlefield scenes.

Very well, you are good soldiers of General Bu. Today we are going to defeat those big children and become the village chief of Tangjia Village. We will raise our swords. Let's go!

Xiaobu was immediately in disbelief in Liu Shaoqiang's eyes, and the white wolf riding a big yellow dog, leading a dozen toy guns and toy swords, bravely rushed towards the village committee Na Tang. The villagers of Tangjia Village were accustomed to Xiaobu taking a group of small children all day long and wanted to resist the big children, so when they saw them rushing over, not only did they not resist, but they were all happy to make way for the army. ”

These little guys, can they beat those kids? Even I can beat those kids. After my cousin went to Na Tang, would he have been beaten for no reason? After seeing that Xiaobu really brought someone to help him get out of trouble, Liu Xiaoqiang was not very relieved, so he secretly followed behind. At the same time, more than a dozen older children of the village committee had already received these little secret letters, and some of the older children were actually a little younger than Tang and Wang. They also carried a big dog, and Tang held a toy knife in his hand, neatly placed in the open space of the village committee, waiting for Xiaobu to arrive. The leader of the group is a snot doll who is biting on a lollipop and holding a big black dog

If Liu Xiaoqiang was in Tang at this time, he would be surprised to find that this snot doll was the child who shot him in the eye. As if sensing something, Slug Boogie immediately put on a toy helmet and jumped on the dog's back, holding a toy sword in his hand "Brothers, Xiaobu is my younger brother, but this guy doesn't know anything." It took him a whole day to pick up his sister, but he still had a problem with us. He wanted to beat me so he could move up the grade.

Today, I have called you to this Tang, one is to take down my younger brother and help my master teach him a lesson, so that he will not be allowed to cheat in the future, and the other is to let him give up the rebels hiding in his own home Tang after defeating him. Brothers, we are the first Tang Village combat team, we are now going to fight side by side with Xiaobu's combat team, you are not afraid, you dare to fight side by side with me! ”

"I'm not afraid, fight, fight, don't be afraid" Listening to the snotty words, more than a dozen children behind him immediately followed him, shouting the battle song of Tangjia Village. Seeing that their children were all following them, the man who picked his nose immediately rode the big black dog, and then he rushed to Tang Bu's house and shouted: "Beat Xiaobu, arrest the traitor, go!" ”

"Defeat Boo, defeat the traitor, attack the ducks! ”！

Snot and his army advance towards Xiaobu, and they soon meet. When they met, Xiao Bu immediately brandished his toy sword and shouted at the big yellow dog: "Big yellow god give me ducks, give me the black general who defeated the other party, otherwise it will take your little white wife, the duck to protect your wife and children!" ”

Seeing that the situation was not good, the snot doll quickly let go of his big black dog, and stood next to him by himself, and then stopped together and saw the big yellow dog and the big black dog fighting. The reason why the big yellow dog can be seen by the white wolf and become a companion is because it is the dog king of the village Tang itself, and it is the only choice. So in the face of the attack of the big yellow dog, the big black dog failed to survive a few times, and was directly bitten by the big yellow dog until it panicked and fled.

After seeing that his big yellow dog had defeated the other big black dogs, Xiao Bu immediately jumped off the white wolf, rushed towards the snot child with a toy sword in his hand, and shouted as he rushed: "Your black general has been defeated by our big yellow god, so give me up on me, brothers, give me ducks, give me a fight!" ”

It seems dramatic at first. They look as if they have a script. Let them act. You look like a kid's gamer. It's hilarious. But since Boo jumped off the white wolf, everything started to get serious, because Boo and Boogie the slugs really got into a fight.

With their height advantage, Snot Nag grabbed Xiaobu's hair like a chicken coop. With Xiaobu, they relied on their own advantages, and Leng was four or five people to fight one together, and with brute force and numbers, they nagged their snot on the hammer. But in the end, the two were defeated, as always, one after the other, each defeated, and then left, threatening to fight again.

"Tiny doesn't win anymore, you can't do that, your team is too loose, you have to practice team attack, you can't do it on the street! ”！! ≈quot; The villagers are used to the fights set up by these little guys, so instead of trying to stop them, the big guys are smiling and giving them advice and hints on how to fight. I was covered in a sweaty cloth, and I just smiled at everyone's suggestions and had no answers. Then he took a large group of young men to the newly opened commissary in front of the village and shouted: "Madame, give milk to my brothers, a carton of milk each, I have money, give it to you, give it to me."

"Oh hey, my little master, you really think this is back in ancient times, he's a playboy ah, hahaha But milk, your father has helped everyone pay for everything, from this year to the fifth day, but she knows Abu, so she likes naughty little ones, too. Seeing that the boss didn't want his own money, Xiaobu would take out the money and stuff it into the crotch of his pants to hide it. Then when his children were taking milk, he directly hugged the pain of his whole body and went home to find Liu Xiaoqiang. Liu Xiaoqiang, who hid in the dark and saw him fighting, asked a little shyly after seeing Xiaobu and them come back: "Cousin, are you okay, where did you get beaten?" ”

"Watch pot, this thing is a little hot, the reward you give is not enough, you have to give more money, you look at my brothers, how miserable they are fighting one after another. If you can give more, I will gather more people to go tomorrow and I will bring them down for you so that they can see around you later!

It's nothing, after finding Liu Xiaoqiang, he immediately let his children pretend to be poor, and then sold Liu Xiaoqiang miserably. Looking at this situation, I also felt that Xiaobu really beat Liu Xiaoqiang this time, and in a burst of guilt, he reluctantly handed over the rest of his money to Xiaobu.

After taking the money with Xiaobu, he immediately happily took the children to settle down, saying that he wanted to settle down, but in fact, he was just going to share the spoils, and he went to share the spoils with the previous slugs Don't make a mistake, the actors of the slugs were hired by Xiaobu, and their fight was also a performance, all because Xiaobu was for Liu Shaoqiang's money. But two things are true, the booginius baby is really Xiaobu in the fourth grade, and Liu Shaoqiang is the real booginius baby with dark circles

"I'm going to give you $200, $1,000 for your show, and $20 for each of you 10-year-olds. There are 20 people in this Tang, 20 yuan per person, 400 yuan per person, 100 yuan when a big black dog is injured, 200 yuan for a big yellow dog, and 100 yuan for a white wolf as a friend, as long as 1000 yuan is enough, do you all agree?" After deceiving Liu Xiaoqiang himself, he went to settle down with the children, and Xiaobu brought nearly 30 children from Tangjia Village Tang and gathered at the village committee.

After the assembly, Xiaobu immediately squatted down and began to take out a thousand yuan from his crotch Tang noodles, and began to divide the money with the children.

"Little steps, we're okay with 20 yuan each, but why is the dog show more expensive than ours? Aren't we better than dogs? "After receiving the money from Xiaobu, a dozen older children, they have no problem with the money Boo gave them, and they have no problem with the worthlessness of these dogs. Hearing the words of the eldest child, Xiaobu hesitated for a moment and handed them another hundred yuan, "Then we will give the big black dog a bone as compensation, you can divide the hundred yuan equally, right?" ”

"Isn't that fair? The salary is not as good as that of Big Yellow Dog and Lin Bai, but if it's not good, we're going to go to the sewers!" Hearing that Xiaobu took the money from the big black dog and took it out to give them a share, the big black dog immediately happily took the money and took the big black dog away.

Holding his big black dog away from the snot doll, while holding the big black dog to exchange money and share with the big guy, at the same time always feeling that something is wrong, something is not right.

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