"Time flies so fast, my brother who used to rely on me can now be my support, haha, ah!" After sighing helplessly in his heart, Tang Hong nodded, "Since you and my brother have said so, I, my brother, will not be affected by you." "Not only Wang's, but also Wang's younger siblings, you have to help me provide for their college... "No, you've only been back for a little over a month, and your sister-in-law is pregnant again, and you're driving a little too fast?" ？

It's not fair, I'll come back before you. We've been here in Tang for so long, why hasn't anything happened yet?" Listening to Tang Hong's words, Tang Bu guessed that his sister-in-law might be pregnant again, and then Tang Bu, who had no children of his own in two lifetimes, suddenly felt a little jealous, and finally found Tang Hong's superiority, and immediately became proud,"

In fact, it's all thanks to your father-in-law's medical skills. On the day you and Yanmei went out, I strained my arm while working, and your father-in-law brought me a small bottle of medicinal wine. He wanted to embarrass me, but so much happened to your orchard Don that he was called before he could say anything. Then, I thought I was supposed to drink, so that night, when I drank, I went straight to get it, and then I spent the whole night with your sister-in-law. Then, last week, I caught a hare in the orchard and took it home to make pork stew.

Everyone thought it was delicious. Your sister-in-law went out and threw up. We were afraid to see your sister-in-law's vomit, so I took your sister-in-law down the mountain with a flashlight to check it, and the result was sent to the hospital to check if your sister-in-law was healthy, and she vomited because she was pregnant, hey, hey, hey... ”

"You can drink that medicinal wine. And I don't drink less than you. When I first came back, my father-in-law thought I was weak, so he let me drink for days. The wine was strong, and when I drank it, I was strong enough to do my job. At that time, I got up so early every day to go down the mountain to sell lychees, and I also relied on wine over my shoulders. But it doesn't make sense. I drank too much and Yanmei didn't make a single sound. You've only had a few drinks before your sister-in-law becomes pregnant. This is... I'll go, do you still have to choose someone for the effect of this wine?"

After listening to Tang Hong's explanation, not only did Tang Hong not have a trace of happiness, but he was also depressed, and he wanted to go home when he was depressed, so he smashed the bottle of wine under the bed and left. It is the so-called feng shui turn, but Tang Hong, who is a little jealous of the unfair fate, saw Tang Bu with a depressed face, and suddenly glanced at the depressed Tang Bu's face angrily, Tang Hong smiled and comforted him: "You have only been married for two months. Don't worry, maybe in a few days, Yanmei will get you pregnant, right... Hahaha... ”

"Okay, don't worry, we're in the hotel. You wait for me in Chetang, I'll go down and buy some wine and cigarettes, and then take you to the place where you buy chicken seedlings, Mr. Tang will open a liquor shop in front of the store, then turn off the car, smile at the shopkeeper and say, "Brother Wang, I'm here to help you do business again." Buy me two boxes of Moutai, three bottles of China, two bottles of Lotus King, five packs of six yuan packaging "Our star is here."

Oh man, you've got to take a picture with me. Damn, I recently bragged to others that you were my younger brother and even called the braggart king, which really pissed me off and he was stunned for a moment after hearing his voice. Then he looked up and saw that it was Tang Bu. The boss immediately jumped up, screamed in surprise, and then threw down the car that followed Tang Hong, Tang Bu looked at the boss with a funny look: "What is the relationship between the two of us, don't say a group photo, let's record a video for you, but you have to give me some cheap cigarettes and alcohol in the future, hahaha... ”

"I don't dare to do this, otherwise your sister-in-law will look back and think it's my secret money. ”。 Although I can't give you a cheaper, I can give you a bottle of 30-year-old Bao Moutai, money can't buy good things, hehe... After telling a few jokes, the boss immediately turned on the video phone, and then put his hand on Tang Bu's shoulder, and a person opposite him was holding a rice bowl and shouting with a face: "You said I was bluffing, Wang Tong. Who is the man next to me now? ”？

I ask you now, is this Tang Bu, is this the legendary Lychee Brothers? "I'm eating. Why are you posting a video? I....I'm kind of gone, you're really going to invite Brother Lychee? Damn, Wang Hui, so much money to brag?

The man on the other side was a little impatient at first, but when he saw Tang Bu's appearance, he was so frightened that he almost knocked the bowl out of his hand. Hearing his younger brother's words, the boss Wang Hui immediately replied angrily, "But, your sister-in-law is in charge of money, don't you know, do you think I have the ability to invite Tang Bu with my little secret money?" ”？

Well, enough nonsense. This guy is my younger brother, we've known each other since high school, and when I was a junior in high school, he happened to be at my school. After a few things, we started fighting, but after I graduated, we lost contact. About a month ago, when he came to sell lychees, he often came to my Tang to buy wine, this and that we looked familiar, the result of the chat, and finally remembered who came to the other world. Hahaha... Tang Bu said a few words to my brother. "In Thirty Moutai Tang, Tang Bu only drank it once in his previous life. He had forgotten what it was like to drink, but after drinking, he still remembered one word, and that was... The memory made him blink, and for the sake of the bottle of Moutai, he put his arm around his boss Wang Hui and smiled at the person who watched Tang.

Wang Hui is really my very good brother, and although we met again after many years, our relationship has always been "I go, I go, oh my God." Wang Hui, you give me your brother, I will bring a group of brothers to support you now, and later we each have a box of Moutai ten cigarettes to support your business and our brother, the person who loves your brother is also a flower, there is no sin in a man crying for two minutes, wait for us for two minutes, we will be there soon, we will eat in the restaurant opposite you, We arrived immediately, the person across the street didn't even eat the bowl of Tang's food, so he threw the bowl away, hurriedly finished the video call, and then heard the man's words and ran out to pay the bill, Tang Bu and the shopkeeper Wang Hui, who looked puzzled, couldn't help but walk to the door of the store and looked at the five-star hotel opposite. Then they saw a group of well-dressed, slightly fat men running towards this direction. "You're Donbu? Oh my gosh, it's really lieb."

What is this, lieb holy shit, this is Lychee What Lychee Brothers, What Lychee Brothers, Where Are Lychee Brothers Tang? I left, it's really the Lychee Brothers, it's really the Lychee Brothers coming down from the hill, everyone looks really Lychee Brothers, the bar is on one of the busiest streets in town, so passers-by noticed that there were a dozen fat people running around, and at the same time they noticed Tang Bu, he was caught by Wang Hui, and then the people around them went crazy, like a flock of chickens and ducks at the feeding signal, trying to reach the cloth.."

Damn, what are these people doing? Brother, let's go to the store first, it's too dangerous outside Wang Hui hurriedly sent the cloth into the store Tang, and then stopped at the door of the store, "If the customer doesn't enter the store, don't go in." Children are not allowed to come to the scene, of course, if you want to buy cigarettes and alcohol, I will not sell them to you!" Can you let us in? Let's just go in and have a look, and then come out, just for a while, okay?" Wang Hui blocked the door, and the adults had to use their mobile phones to take pictures through the glass, but the children who Wang Hui forbade to buy tobacco and alcohol were very cute, very cute, and very flirtatious to Wang Hui. Wang Hui couldn't stand the child's willfulness, so he immediately looked at the shop, and when he saw the person nodding, a gap appeared, "I can only go in for a while, I can't be too annoying... ”

"Thank you, uncle. The next time my dad buys tobacco and alcohol, I will ask them to come to your house to buy it, and then a few children rush into the smoke shop to line up, rush to Tang Bu and excitedly say, "Uncle Tang Bu, we like your songs." Can you give us an autograph? "Uncle's songs are only for adults.

When the uncle finishes it, he'll write you some songs, okay? Where am I signing them? Don Bu likes children very much, so after touching the little one's head, he picks up a pen and starts signing. "Uncle Tang, sign my school bag, tomorrow when I go to cram school, I want to show my classmates" "Uncle, you help me sign the textbook so that the teacher will know that I didn't finish my homework and won't talk about me for you, hehe".

I've watched TV shows where actors ask their stars to sign autographs, and when they hear that Don Bu is willing to sign his name, the starlets immediately show each other their power. Some were holding school bags, some were holding exercise books, and some simply asked Tang Bu to write on their clothes, and they also signed in a less conspicuous place, but the signed clothes were Libu, but they were rejected, and the clothes were a person's face, child, soiling clothes is staining your face.

Adding this signature is equivalent to a stain, everyone's parents are not easy to make money, a hundred clothes, we can't waste our money like this, right? So uncle can't give you signed clothes, you have to be able to sign something uncle oh, okay, uncle you help me sign the water cup.

There was a label on this glass of water, so in this Tang signed, the little one was a little unhappy, but when he heard that there was another thing to sign, he was happy again, raised the wine glass to sign, after taking the small cup and signing it, he touched the head of the small one, smiled and said, "Study hard, after school during the day, if you get the first place in the exam, will your uncle come to your school to give you a prize?" "Uncle, I will study hard, but you must keep your promise, uncle, we will go to cram school, goodbye"

The little ones wave goodbye to Lee Boo. "Okay, uncle will check it, and then, goodbye!! After waving goodbye to the children, he looked at the dozen or so people brought in by Wang Hui, looked at the crowd outside the store, and was speechless: "Brother Wang, I'm just here to buy cigarettes and alcohol. Do you want to make a fuss about me? Look at what you've done.

If you hadn't run so fast, would people outside notice my brother, Wang Hui immediately turned around and smiled at him, "These are my brothers, they are all your fans, they all like your songs, but they didn't catch up with the farmer's market where you sell lychees, and now they are all sorry"

"Hello, my name is Tang No, you can call me Xiaoxin, just like Brother Wang. A person can't live without friends, so, as a friend, he assumed that Wang Hui was innocent, smiled with all the friends he brought, shook hands one by one, and then banged, smiled, and shook hands with him, Wang Hui brought a dozen friends, and was immediately excited about Tang Bu's invitation, Tang Bu, your live broadcast last night was fantastic, gave us the face of an old fashionable person, that song "man cry" is not a crime, it is a classic,! "The brothers picked me up, I'm not very good, it's a lot of things that I've experienced outside in the last few years, and then the song written in reality is just Lala, ahaha... ”

"No, no, it's your song, and it deserves our praise. Your songs, each one of them is classic, edgy, and better than those of the big stars. So now we'd rather watch your live broadcasts than go to concerts, but your live broadcasts are too few for us to watch enough" "Last month, I was busy doing commercial shows and ended up being hired by some big names in the business world because they paid a lot of money for my appearance, and because they had to do it to save face, so I didn't have time to be on the show myself. But the start of the month is much better, this month starts every Sunday night and goes live for two hours from around 7:00 to 9:00, so you don't have to worry, you won't see my live stream.

At that time, Tang Bu was very modest, not as casual as Wang Hui, not as distant as fans, but like ordinary friends, chatting with the friends brought by Wang Hui. After chatting for a while, Wang Hui's friend suggested that he laughed when more and more people seemed to be outside, "There are more and more people outside." If you don't leave now, you won't be able to run away. By the way, we ate across the street. You haven't eaten since you came back from Tangjia Village, have you? Why don't we go across the street for a new meal, because we're in a hurry and haven't eaten yet... ”

"I happen to be a little hungry, so let's go eat on the other side. Wait for the fan to blow out, and then come back to pick up the car. By the way, my brother is still outside, do you mind having another meal with one person?" he agreed with Wang Hui's friend's suggestion with a smile, and Tang Bu pointed to his eldest brother Tang Hong, who was still outside, and said with a smile.

"Of course it doesn't matter, we're friends now, my friend's eldest brother is our eldest brother, and my eldest brother has to go with us, yes, hehe... Wang Hui's friend nodded in agreement. However, dozens of Wang Hui's friends promised to take Tang Hong away, but they were reluctant to take Tang Bu away. Because of the fans outside, singing to Tang is too unreasonable to leave, and if you don't sing, you can't stop it directly.