Chapter 1596: A Bunch of Maniacs
"There are no outsiders now, let's just tell the truth, didn't you just have a taste of buying people's hearts, aren't you so sincere!" Li Menglong took out the fruit, he didn't know what he was eating in his mouth, and his words were very vague.
But the careless girls still understood, so they all threw him a bunch of white eyes, even Xu Xian was no exception, this person always said the truth, how to go outside to face the fans after admitting it, isn't he ignorant!
Li Menglong didn't eat this set, and continued to move forward on the road to death: "It's said that Potian is a fan who has been with him for less than a day, I don't believe that I have such a deep feeling?
This is a typical shameless face, the girls are rarely silent once, Li Menglong still doesn't know what it means? It's almost enough, he has to force them to be angry and embarrassed to be happy, right?
In fact, it's not too much like what Li Menglong said, it's definitely unrealistic to say that the girls have a deep affection for Goo Taehyung, and it is always necessary to respect the objective facts, but to say that the girls' videos are buying people's hearts is a bit too much.
I don't deny that there are some utilitarian elements in their behavior, but at least from the original intention and the result, it seems to be quite good, and the fans like it too, isn't it, that's enough, why do you have to explore the inner activities of the girls?
Li Menglong didn't open his mouth anymore, otherwise these girls would really blow up, he felt that it really didn't matter what the girls thought, and from the actual situation, the girls were undoubtedly grateful to the long-cherished wishes, but it would be unscientific to say how affectionate they are for a certain fan.
Besides, the girls are already doing quite well today, at least they will leave a pretty good memory for Goo Taehyung, it's not appropriate to have such high requirements for the girls like this, even if they have some acting ingredients, but there are still so many people who are not even lazy to act!
So Li Menglong still gave them two thumbs up to show encouragement, and the girls snorted proudly twice to give a response, when it comes to fooling fans, Li Menglong is still far away, although he was older when he was an idol, but at that time, it was not popular to serve fans, where are they so skilled.
"Come to me when you make your debut in the future, remember to bring more gifts, and I'll teach you two tricks when the time comes!" Kim Tae-yeon put a petal of orange in her mouth and said easily, but at the end of the voice, there was a slight increase in tone, but fortunately, it was better to hide it, and no one noticed.
To be precise, Lee Menglong can see it, after Kim Taeyeon handed the orange to Pani, she turned her head sideways and her little face was wrinkled, and her pink tongue was also spit out, looking quite cute, of course, her behavior just now was not very beautiful!
Li Menglong looked at Pani, it seemed that this girl had passed on the oranges, and he didn't see that Pani was so enduring, so he sat there honestly as if he was nothing, but the hand on the side almost grabbed the cushion.
There was no verbal communication, pre-rehearsal, and the game went very smoothly all by tacit understanding, Li Menglong once thought that there would be such a kind person to expose the game, but it turned out to come all the way to Xu Xian's side, which is incredible!
"Xiaoxian, give me a bite of your apple, just one bite! I can't eat it if I have more!" Yun'er hugged Xu Xian's neck and said very scoundrelly, Xu Xian naturally disagreed, but he couldn't bear Yun'er's tricks, so he could only hand over the apple.
Li Menglong thought that Yun'er's conscience had found out, and he was going to let Xu Xian go, who knew that he shouldn't treat Yun'er so kindly, this girl was in a state of throwing away her conscience in pranks, and she simply didn't recognize her relatives!
On the one hand, Yun'er eats apples to relieve the sourness in her mouth, and on the other hand, to eliminate Xu Xian's vigilance, this eats Xu Xian's apples and gives her own oranges to Xu Xian to eat by the way, which is not too normal.
And Yun'er's girl was really excessive, and she was directly fed to Xu Xian with three petals, in view of the sourness of the previous ones, Li Menglong couldn't help but swallow his saliva for Xu Xian, thinking that Xu Xian would shout out immediately, but who knew that the truth gave him a slap again.
Xu Xian actually endured it, and his expression was quite calm for a while, which made Li Menglong almost think that an orange has two different flavors, after all, Xu Xian is still more credible, and besides, there is no need for the girl to endure it, is it possible to go over to pit Kim Taeyeon?
Seeing Xu Xian walking towards him with the only petal of orange left, Li Menglong instantly understood, but Xu Xian was not too authentic, when he Li Menglong was bullied, he didn't see him secretly bully Xu Xian later.
It's just that looking at Xu Xian's determined gaze, Li Menglong knew that whatever friendship he said now was in vain, he just had the intention to run away, but he found that he was unknowingly surrounded by girls, isn't it very scientific, for a petal of orange?
"I said you're enough, my family is still in the pit here, is it interesting?" Li Menglong directly exposed the ugliness of these people, thinking that they would be a little ashamed of themselves, and maybe they could kill each other or something.
But who knew that things were not the same as he imagined, after saying it, it aroused the feelings of the girls who were angry with each other, and a group of people kept crusading against him: "You have already seen it and don't know how to speak?" "What oranges did you buy, lemon-flavored?" "Acquaintances, hurry up and give me this orange and even the peel, otherwise I will go to the kitchen to get vinegar!"
Li Menglong was also convinced, this pot can be pushed on himself, Li Menglong did not force them to feed each other oranges, besides, Li Menglong forced them to force them will work? As for oranges, it is even more of a trumped-up crime, and the fruit has always been their own responsibility, the reason is that Li Menglong always picks and sells the poor to buy!
Although they also know that the difference in sales does not mean that it is not delicious, but it will be much cheaper, but are they poor? Naturally, they want to buy those beautiful and delicious ones, as for the current orange, it can only be said that it is an accident, maybe it is planted with lemons.
Since he couldn't convince these female hooligans, Li Menglong could only look at Xu Xian, the two of them were really comrades-in-arms, these were all bullied existences, and it was appropriate to hurt each other so much: "Xiaoxian, stop it, this is not your character, what about the kindness and integrity that you said?"
"Do I still have someone to set up? I mix with you every day, no matter how good a child is, he should learn badly!" Xu Xian said that it is a matter of course, Li Menglong is going to applaud her, what he said is really reasonable, is it not easy to praise her for being able to persist for so many years?
It's just that the girls around them have a bit of a bad face, and if you are with them, you will definitely learn badly, right? Although they also admit that they have a lot of shortcomings, but they also have a lot of advantages, why don't you see Xu Xian studying?
"Hey, what are your advantages, let's talk about it, I'll also learn and learn!" Li Menglong put the girls in the air in a timely manner, this kind of ability to pick mistakes from a sentence is all learned from Liu Zaishi, it is quite effective, if it is placed in a variety show, it is a proper joke.
Now it's the girl's turn to be dumbfounded, they dare to use their personality to vouch for their merits, but they can't think of it for a while, and how ashamed it is to boast about themselves, but then it's not good to step down, but fortunately, there is someone who can be transferred.
"If you want to eat, you will eat, where did you get so many words?" Li Shungui said irritablely: "If you are a man, be happy, don't let us look down on you!"
"You mean, if I let you look down on me, you can stop eating this orange?"
"Shhhh It's endless, isn't it?" Zheng Xiuyan, who was the most impatient, also stood up, she could see that using the agitation method was useless for Li Menglong, and she might not be able to find her own face with this product, and they couldn't step on it if they wanted to, so it was better to be violent.
With a signal from Zheng Xiuyan, the girls posted it one after another, and even felt the heavy exhalation of the nine people, it stands to reason that this scene is still more tempting, after all, he only needs to poke his head now, he can kiss any of the girls, this distance is not too wonderful, and if a fan comes over, he may be able to faint directly.
But for Li Menglong, forget it, not to mention how much sense of accomplishment a kiss can bring him, he can't afford the consequences alone, so let's eat oranges honestly.
It's just that Li Menglong played a little trick again, after all, he has the experience of the girls, and he is not a masochist, so he is a chicken thief and swallowed this orange directly, completely omitting the step of chewing, so that there is no sour feeling.
This wave of IQ show may be too superior, at least the girls on the other side will not react for a while, maybe it is mainly to complain about their heads, of course, they are not reconciled, they don't know anything when they are fed, and it is already very powerful to be able to subconsciously control their expressions.
After coming back to their senses, the girls immediately felt a strong unfairness, saying that everyone is in trouble, this Li Menglong is too unsophisticated, not to mention that he is still scheming in the end, showing that he is smart?
It's not wrong to be smart but be smart, although Li Menglong temporarily escaped the sour orange, but he forgot that the absolute force in the dormitory is in the hands of the girls, in short, he is asking for hardship!
Every time girls buy fruit, they move it in boxes or buy more than a dozen catties and more than a dozen catties, it's not that they spend money lavishly, it's completely because there are many of them, and because in order to maintain their figure, they eat fruit as a meal on weekdays.
So in terms of probability, it should be possible to find another sour one among the dozens of oranges in the back, after all, it should all be on a tree, Li Menglong watched as these people sat cross-legged on the floor like landlords' wives, and kept peeling oranges.
"Can we not waste it, this orange is also quite expensive, why bother?" Li Menglong is sincere persuasion, of course, only he knows why.
It's just that the girls scoffed at his words: "You care about us, can't we eat oranges? Besides, the rest will be made tomorrow to make sugar water oranges, but it's delicious!"
What else can Li Menglong say, the money is earned by others, and the oranges are also bought by others, Li Menglong can eat for nothing is already very good, I can only hope that the orange is a single seedling, otherwise no one will share the food with him.
It seems that luck is not on his side this time, in fact, he rarely wins when betting with the girls, although Yun'er frowned, but excitedly raised the fist-sized orange: "I found it, Ernies, I found it!"
"I don't know that I think you won the lottery!" Li Menglong is a broken jar, after all, he can't see any possibility of survival, since he is so cheap, if he is not convinced, come and kill him!
The girls are obviously too lazy to bother with him, and they gave him a full meal before cutting off their heads, and now it's right to let Li Menglong go, and it may be too excited, the girls still feel that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, and the first few girls have already picked up their mobile phones and are ready to broadcast Li Menglong eating oranges from multiple angles and in all directions.
So the long-cherished wishes saw the girls send out a video an hour later.,It seems that the girls are quite happy.,After clicking on the video, it's noisy and shouting.,A group of people are like female madmen who mock Li Menglong in all kinds of ways.,It's not good.。
Fans didn't understand what the situation was for a while, this wasn't sent by the girls by mistake, but fortunately, the camera soon focused on the protagonist this time, Yun'er was like a superwoman, holding her waist with one hand and an orange in the other.
I have to say that in terms of pranks, Yun'er's creativity is very imaginative, I saw that she first made a "woo" sound similar to an engine in her mouth, and then the whole person opened her arms and imitated the plane around Li Menglong and began to "soar"!
The girls around were about to laugh miserably, the camera shook badly, and of course they didn't forget to give Li Menglong a shot from time to time, his face in the shot was gloomy, and the whole person sat there with his hands crossed on his chest, properly taking the role of being angry.
"Yun'er is airdropped for you! Please be ready to receive it on the ground!" Yun'er imitated the voice of the flight attendant very sweet, of course, it was the voice of a demon to Li Menglong, but he still cooperated and opened his mouth, otherwise God knows what these people will come up with.
A whole orange was stuffed into his mouth, and he couldn't swallow it directly, so he could only bite it hard, and the sourness of that moment made Li Menglong almost squirt out, and now this saliva is flowing out uncontrollably, and the whole person is like a child, don't be too embarrassed.
Of course, Li Menglong's pain is the source of everyone's happiness, like the girls laughing around, the fans are very happy, the whole video has no beginning and no end, the last picture turned out to be Li Menglong pointing to the camera, obviously the next is not a good word, and the girls also pressed the stop button in a timely manner.
It's a pretty psychotic video, especially at this time of the night, but it's very fun to watch, and it would be better if it was longer!