25. A fist the size of a casserole
Luo Xiu returned to the dormitory with a box of cherries.
Li Shan's eyes lit up when he saw it, staring at the box of cherries and swallowing his saliva.
The last time he showed such an expression was three minutes ago, when a picture of a sexy beauty popped up on the computer. After three minutes, it was tasteless.
"Brother Xiu, I'll help you wash the fruit!"
Li Shan hurriedly washed the fruit, so that he could eat it with peace of mind, and it was not for nothing.
Yi Qingfei also walked over abruptly, pinched one in his little white hand and put it in his mouth, squinting his eyes with satisfaction.
He is now working for Luo Xiu, and the boss's advantage is not taken advantage of.
Only an introverted honest person like Zhao Jianye is embarrassed to eat such expensive fruits as his roommates, but everyone is eating them, and he seems unsociable if he doesn't eat them.
So he hurriedly picked up a USB flash drive, "I forgot to return the USB flash drive to a friend, I'll go out for a while." ”
"It's not bad for a while, let's take it back after eating!"
Luo Xiu stopped him, "Teacher Su Qian asked me to take these cherries back and distribute them to the classmates, there is only one box, and everyone can't share a few, so I didn't tell others, I took them back to my brothers." ”
"Then I'll go and pay it back tomorrow!" Zhao Jianye sat down honestly.
Since the teacher distributed it to everyone, he was naturally not welcome.
If Luo Xiu didn't call him, it is estimated that he would have to wander around by himself and wait for everyone to finish eating before he would be embarrassed to come back.
Luo Xiu got along with him for four years before he was reborn, and he knew his character very well, so he told a little lie and asked him to eat together.
After a while, Li Shan found that something was wrong: "Why did Sister Qian suddenly buy such expensive fruits for everyone? Each person can't share a few, and it is better to buy some bananas and oranges for the same money." ”
"Brother Xiu, is this really the fruit sent by Sister Qian? I asked the girl if there was a gift over there. Yi Qingfei also found out that something was wrong.
"Okay, I'll tell you the truth. ”
Luo Xiu saw that the lie was about to be exposed, so he had to say half-truthfully: "I went to Sister Qian's apartment just now, and before leaving, she insisted that I take the fruit back to eat, saying that I would replenish my body, don't say it!"
"It's a big night, what are you doing in Sister Qian's apartment?" Li Shan suddenly grasped the point.
"Ah!" Luo Xiu pretended to be very flustered, "Don't think about it, Sister Qian and I really didn't do anything." ”
"You still said that you didn't do anything?" Li Shan yelled, "Jianye, bring my stinky socks, I will torture me to extract a confession." ”
"I've recruited it, I've recruited it all. ”
Luo Xiu hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered, Li Shan's socks could catch up with the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty.
"No, you're recruiting too early, come here, put on the torture instrument. ”
"You're a communiqué vendetta. Luo Xiu was not convinced.
"No, it's not a personal vendetta, it's the collective anger of the remaining 19 boys in the class. Li Shan raised his arms and shouted, "Everyone shout with me, kill Luo Dog, rob Sister Qian!"
"Kill Luo Dog, rob Sister Qian!"
"Kill Luo Dog, rob Sister Qian!"
Yi Qingfei and Zhao Jianye responded to the call and pressed Luo Xiu down on the bed one left and one right.
That night, 6 303 houses sounded a miserable scream.
The listener is sad, and the listener is in tears.
At the same time, Jay Chou's "Chrysanthemum Terrace" sounded in the dormitory next door.
Chrysanthemum remnants
Wounds all over the ground
Your smile has turned yellow
Of course, all this only exists in Li Shan's fantasy. Because Yi Qingfei and Zhao Jianye temporarily turned back, it was Li Shan who was pressed on the bed, and it was Li Shan who screamed.
......
The next day, the finals of the school entrepreneurship competition will finally begin, and the venue will be held in the school's auditorium.
Usually there are only graduation ceremonies, theatrical performances, and large-scale lectures...... Important events will be arranged in this auditorium, which also shows the importance of the school to this entrepreneurship competition.
Of course, the importance that schools attach to a matter is often inversely proportional to the students.
The more important something the school is, the less interested the students tend to be. Don't ask, it's rebellion to ask!
But the opinions of the students are not important, as long as the school values them, then the auditorium must be full.
Therefore, except for a small number of voluntary participation, the remaining indicators are assigned to the cadres of each class, and then the class cadres "catch the strong men".
Li Shan was first caught by the squad leader Ye Xiaomeng. Although this woman has a cute name, she is actually not cute at all, not only is she not cute, but she is also very "fierce".
"Li Shan, you didn't go to the lecture for the first two weeks, but this time it's your turn. Ye Xiaomeng grabbed Li Shan's arm.
"Class leader, it's not that I don't want to participate, it's really, really...... These two days are not very convenient. ”
Li Shan's eyes rolled quickly, and he thought of a reason for himself.
"What's the matter? Uncle is here again?" Ye Xiaomeng was unmoved.
"No, it was the beasts in the dorm room last night...... ...... to me Woo!" Li Shan hid his face and wept.
"Don't pretend, you have to go to all four dorms this time. ”
"Okay, if you can convince Luo Xiu to go, then I'll go. ”
Li Shan kicked the ball to Luo Xiu.
"Okay, I'll be there on time. ”
Ye Xiaomeng hadn't started the punishment yet, so Luo Xiu agreed.
"You kid betrayed our revolutionary friendship. ”
Li Shan thought that Luo Xiu would definitely be able to figure out a way to deal with the squad leader, but he didn't expect that under the squad leader's obscenity, he would lie down directly and not resist without resistance.
Isn't it nice to watch an entrepreneurship contest or play games in the dormitory? Isn't it nice to go to the library and meet beautiful women? Why waste all this time?
Unbeknownst to him, Losho was one of the contestants and would have to be there no matter what.
Not only did he go by himself, but he also demanded that those part-time workers must be present to show them how their bosses had cut down their opponents one by one.
The final list is decided, and all the staff of the 303 house on the boys' side must be present. On the girls' side, in addition to the class leader herself, Guan Shiyu also took the initiative to sign up.
The school requires students to enter the venue at 7 p.m., and the student council requires a six-and-a-half meeting to sign in, and the actual start time is 7:30.
Luo Xiu was more experienced, and waited until the last minute to step on the spot and find his seat.
Li Shan saw Luo Xiu wearing a formal suit, and couldn't help but sarcastically say: "This successful person, you should sit in the VIP seat, where we grass people sit, we are afraid of soiling your clothes." ”
Luo Xiu waved his hand, "Look at what you said, I occasionally have to go deep into the people, observe the people's feelings, and have fun with the people." ”
"Luo Xiu, why are you wearing so handsome today?" Guan Shiyu next to him also asked.
"Because I'm sitting next to you today, you're so beautiful, if I dress handsome, others will mistakenly think that we are a couple, so that some girls who are delusional about me and want to plot against me will dispel their thoughts. ”
After Luo Xiu finished speaking, he turned his head and asked Ye Xiaomeng: "Class leader, am I right?"
"Hey, I'm not interested in you at all. ”
"I didn't say you, why did you sit in the right seat by yourself?"
"Luo Xiu, have you ever seen a fist the size of a casserole?" Ye Xiaomeng clenched his fist with a crackling sound.