Chapter 014: This is my old job

Looking at his teammates who were still busy in the kitchen, the major smiled: "When I joined the security company a few years ago, you didn't know how annoying they were, especially this Jarbede is particularly annoying. ”

Fang Yuan nodded, since he first saw Yaerbed, he had a bad impression of this foreign girl, and then it was even worse: "How did you clean her up?"

Fang Yuan's just right question was like a compliment, which reminded the major of many things before: "Beat, if you don't accept one meal, I will beat her twice, and if you can't do two times, you will beat her three times, in short, until she is convinced." ”

"No wonder she's not afraid of the captain, but of you. Yarbede was subdued by the Major, which made Fang Yuan's heart very comfortable, and he felt a kind of joy that his great revenge had been avenged.

Looking at Fang Yuan's gloating look, the major thought to himself, why is this kid's psychology so dark, how can he have a problem with himself?

However, the major explained: "Albede is not really bad-eyed, she me off because she has never seen a Chinese person, and always follows me like a fly to ask questions, and after a while asks, 'Do you Chinese people have only one pair of pants in the whole family?' One moment asking, 'Do you Chinese people still light candles at night?', and the other time asking, 'Have you Chinese people ever seen trains and cars?', the concerned tone, sympathetic eyes, and mentally retarded expressions seem to be as if we Chinese people are still living in dire straits in the 21st century. ”

"Is this Albede deliberately disgusting? Fang Yuan thought to himself that it might be like this in five or six years, now that it is the 21st century, how can it be possible for the whole family to only have one pair of pants? What if two people need to go to the street together?

"Yes, I couldn't bear my little temper at that time, and I almost flew up and gave them a shuttle, and they were all sudden. I beat Yarbede down, and then pressed her head and told her to read more, read more newspapers, drink less fake wine and sleep more. Speaking of this, the major was a little embarrassed, "I later learned that Yaerbede didn't mean to disgust me, not only the people from the security company, in fact, most foreigners still think that Huaxia is stuck in the sixties and seventies, and it gives me the feeling that this group of people abroad has just pulled the wires and the home has just been electrified." ”

"Is it so lonely and unheard?" Fang Yuan's turn was surprised.

"Well, on the one hand, we don't take the initiative to publicize it enough, and on the other hand, the foreign media deliberately disgust us every day and brainwash the civilians of their country. The major suddenly became even more dissatisfied, "Later, he told me that Western foie gras, steak, snails and so on are the best in the world, and I popularized the eight major cuisines, hot pot, and barbecue for them, in short, because of the food, they almost fought with everyone." ”

"Almost got into a fight with everyone?" Fang Yuan was aroused by the curiosity of the story told by the major, and asked anxiously, "What happened later, did you beat them all?"

"Are you stupid? I can hit a few nails with iron? How can I hit so many mercenaries at the same time? The major retorted to Fang Yuan, and at the same time a funny smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Although I escaped from Huaxia, for the dignity of Huaxia people, I immediately took them to buy tickets and fly back." ”

Fang Yuan was stunned by the news that the major had inadvertently revealed, but he didn't dare to ask for fear that the major would be angry.

The major remembered that he was trembling all over his body during that time, and he told Fang Yuan that ordinary foreigners actually ate very monotonously, even pitifully.

All they can buy is bread, often bread, salad and pizza, and then drink some cold water to go inside.

These people in the security company are even more miserable, running all over the world, eating military rations until they vomit, and they are sick to their stomachs when they see bread and pizza.

The major took Jarbede and the captain to China, and they saw the first-line modern big cities in China, the beautiful garden buildings, and the splendid palaces, all of them were dumbfounded, and one by one exclaimed that it was impossible.

So in addition to being shocked by the development of Huaxia, in the first few days, they ate hot pot and drank the base, and went to the restaurant to lick the plate after eating.

Eight major cuisines, delicacies from all over the world, took turns, and three meals a day were not the same, and the children's diseases were finally cured.

Reluctantly left Huaxia, and the group of people in the security company were still talking every day, if they could get them some more, and eat them in Huaxia.

"Did you cook for them?"

"I'll be a hammer. The major rolled his eyes and said that he was helpless, "Commanding battles is my old job, I am also good at fighting, and I am not afraid of anyone when I quarrel, this is how to cook, I have seven tricks and six tricks......"

"What do you mean?"

"I don't know anything. ”

"Hahaha, that's my old job. Fang Yuan was once again proud and proud of his chef profession, "Then how did you solve it?"

"This group of stupid children are tossed by Chinese food, and they are obsessed, I am really helpless by their daily chatter, so I fool them. The major told Fang Yuan that because in Huaxia, because the members of the security company did not understand the Chinese language, there were a lot of jokes when ordering food, and the major fooled that Yaerbede must learn Huaxia well in order to experience the essence of Chinese cuisine and eat more delicious dishes.

When Albede had learned the Chinese language, the major promised to take them to Huaxia for a big meal again.

As a result, the major underestimated the group of members of the security company.

In the past, the captains didn't know Huaxia because everyone was Caucasian, black, and there were few tasks about Huaxia, so there was no need to be proficient in Huaxia.

They don't, it doesn't mean they're poor learners.

Later, the Major learned that the worst of these people were proficient in two or three foreign languages, and could understand five or six languages.

With the temptation of Chinese food, with the promise of the major, and the foundation is not bad, Yaerbeide and these people learn Huaxia as if they were hanging, and in a year's time, at least their ability to read and speak is comparable to that of ordinary Chinese people.

It's just that because the teacher major is from the imperial capital, Yaerbede's voice is all with an imperial capital accent, and they are all led astray by the major.

"I wondered how weird their Mandarin was. "Fang Yuan is a native of Nanhe Province, and he always feels that the accents of Yaerbeide and others are different.

"The people in the security company are sneaky, but I didn't expect there to be unexpected benefits. Speaking of which, the major was even more proud, because many mercenaries could not understand Huaxia, and the people of the security company would take the initiative to use Huaxia when communicating in front of outsiders or transmitting information during combat, which had the effect of secrecy and aroused everyone's motivation to learn and use Huaxia.

"I know this, the Bald Eagle Country made a movie called Wind Whisperer during World War II, and our Chinese troops also used local dialects. "Fang Yuan had heard of some places in the south, even a township with a dialect, and their locals could not communicate without an interpreter.