"Uncle Shi?"

Lu Yu was a little confused, and the whole person was stupid.

I didn't expect Ye Feng to suddenly come out, let alone stand on the opposite side, with a fierce expression that wanted to suppress himself.

Coupled with the 'special' emotion in my heart, my heart collapsed even more at this time.

"Little bastard, don't call me uncle. ”

Ye Feng said with a dark face.

When I thought of this guy's abominable behavior, I wanted to hang the latter up and beat him severely.

Forget about the base, and actually hit the idea on him? Isn't this tired and crooked?

"I'm really wronged. ”

Heavenly Sword Gongzi had tears in his eyes, and he really wanted to vomit blood.

Why, why is no one willing to believe him?

Come to think of it, I don't seem to have offended anyone recently.

"Hmph, whether you're lying or not, we'll find out later,"

"Everyone, please look at my magic weapon. ”

The young man in white turned his head and took out a small white box of mortal iron.

It is obtained by looking for the system to redeem it, and it comes from the scientific and technological plane to distinguish between true and false artifacts - lie detectors.

"Peak Master, what are you?"

The Three-Eyed Elder was a little confused.

In his perception, this thing in front of him is just a pile of scrap metal, and there is no fluctuation of spiritual power at all, how can it be called a magic weapon?

Not only him, but countless monks cast curious looks, but they couldn't see why.

"It's called a lie detector, a treasure specially made for the human race,"

"Come on, come on, that little girl over there, yes, just don't look around. ”

Ye Feng explained as he beckoned a beautiful female monk in the distance to come over.

Rather than spend the first half of the day, it is better to find a monk to try it out and show off the functions of this machine on the spot.

"Uncle Shi. ”

The nun came over with a slightly red face and greeted timidly, the first time she was so close to a legendary figure, and her heart was excited and nervous.

The nuns around her were all envious, eager to replace them themselves.

"Take your hand. ”

Ye Feng smiled and said softly.

"Yes. ”

The friar's head bowed, and the flush on her face deepened.

"Look, all you need to do is tie the arm of the Terran monk to this machine, and you can take a polygraph,"

"As soon as someone tells a lie, the light turns red and gives a warning. ”

The young man explained the function of the lie detector and explained it roughly.

"No, it's really that magical?"

"There is no fluctuation of spiritual power at all, how many pieces of mortal iron are so powerful?"

"Since it was said by Uncle Shi, it definitely can't be faked. ”

The monks said one after another.

"Where were you last night?"

Ye Feng asked lightly.

"In, at a friend's house. ”

The friar replied.

"Answer an incorrect address. ”

Ye Feng commanded.

"Yes, I was in the Library last night. ”

"Ding, ding, ding!"

As soon as the voice fell, the indicator light on the machine suddenly turned red, and a brief warning sound was issued.

When all the monks saw this, they all immediately admired, and they didn't know where Uncle Shi got such a magical treasure.

In a sense, it's even better than soul searching.

"What do you like to eat?"

Ye Feng saw everyone's reaction, and a smile appeared on his face.

As long as the function of the polygraph is affirmed by everyone, then he has the opportunity to secretly trick Lu Yu.

When Lu Yu was fooled and came to participate in the test of this lie detector, he was really dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.

"Well, fish. ”

The friar pondered for a moment, then replied.

"Tell a nasty food and lie that you like to eat it. ”

The friar replied in a moment's thought.

"I like to eat flatbread. ”

"Ding, ding, ding!"

The machine gives a warning again.

At this point, the monks already believed in the so-called lie detector brought by the peak master.

"Okay, last question, do you like me?"

Ye Feng smiled slightly, and suddenly asked.

Seeing that the friar kept her head down and didn't dare to look at him, she asked deliberately.

Hearing this, everyone's eyes suddenly became strange, but they didn't expect Uncle Shi to have such a bad scene.

"I, I like Uncle Shi. ”

After a long hesitation, the friar replied in a whisper, her voice as low as a mosquito.

The machine did not ring......

Everyone's eyes became more and more ambiguous.

This legendary peak lord turns out to have such an unserious side.

"Ahem, ahem, please the next one. ”

Ye Feng stopped in time and did not continue to tease this little girl.

"I! let me try!"

"Get out of the way! Uncle Shi belongs to me!"

"Lin Xiaoyue, I was really drunk that day, and now I'm going to prove to you if I really love you!"

"That bastard over there, I don't dare admit that you attacked me, right?

"Didn't you say that the child is mine, do you dare to try it today?"

......

The scene gradually became hot, and it seemed to be a little out of control.

Only Lu Yu, who was covered in scars, collapsed to the ground, opened his mouth and wanted to scold, but found that he had no strength.

I'm still hurt, I need to prove my innocence now, I'm the protagonist today, okay!

The poor young man was forgotten beside him like this, and even Elder Yang was curious to take his righteous daughter to play with the so-called lie detector, trying to be fresh.

"Xiaohua, I love you, you know, for me, everyone in the world is not as good as a hair of yours, I love you so much......"

"Ding, ding, ding!"

"Phew, scumbag!"

"I knew that there was nothing good about this flowery guy, and it would be bad to approach you. ”

A male disciple was forced to confess on stage, but he was ruthlessly exposed as a scumbag.

provoked a roll of eyes from the monks, and finally fled the scene in a gray manner.

"I swear, I definitely have nothing to do with Brother Wang next door, and the child in my belly is yours. ”

"Ding, ding, ding!"

A woman with a small belly walked up, but her identity was debunked again.

"Hehe, you take your children to live by yourself, I won't accompany you, master. ”

The man left the scene angrily, shook off the woman's arm and left on the spot, causing a burst of embarrassment.

Hate because of love, love because of hate, how many monks have been trapped by a simple love word.

"Lao Zhang, the money I owed you last time has definitely been repaid to you, and you must have remembered it by mistake to keep saying that I didn't pay it back. ”

"I'm innocent, last time someone slandered me for stealing women's underwear, I was framed at all!"

Of course, there are also monks who have proven themselves with polygraphs.

Some people wept with joy, and some danced excitedly.

Ye Feng watched this scene and chatted happily with the snake girl Cassiopeia next to him.

The little girl took the initiative to post it to speak, and he didn't refuse, and soon found that the snake girl seemed to have some research on Dandao, and suddenly felt that it was too late to see each other.

I just don't know, and I always feel like I've forgotten something important.

In the distance, the Heavenly Sword Gongzi was so angry that he fainted.