Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky IQ
The firework demon silently spread and disappeared in the air, only a fiery red demon core fell to the ground and rolled to He Peng's feet.
He Peng bent down and picked it up and said disdainfully:
"Long-winded!"
The sword demon couldn't laugh, and the smoke demon was killed by He Peng's sneak attack!
"What's that, how is it so fast!" he asked, his pupils constricted, a little fearful.
The blow just now was as fast as lightning, more than a little faster than the coin hidden weapon that attacked the sword demon, it can be described as fast as lightning, and the sword demon couldn't see it at all.
He Peng smiled confidently, "Don't you see that I am the latest type of metal, fast as lightning and indestructible, as long as my mind moves, I can pierce your heart!"
Liu Yishuang's eyes rolled and said: "Brother He, it's great that you have refined the extraterrestrial meteorite gold that can't melt at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees into a blade, let's see if the metal body of this monster is hard or your extraterrestrial divine sword is hard!"
He Peng waved his hand and said: "I don't want to kill them, they forced me, we have an appointment first, and we can only do it after thirty days, if they didn't break the contract and force me to have no choice, I wouldn't kill the fireworks demon." ”
The process of demon evolution is long and difficult, so they are cruel and murderous, and if they have the upper hand, they don't mind treating their enemies in the most cruel way in return for their efforts.
But because every demon has to go through a long time to become strong, and after countless years of hard work to get to this day, every demon absolutely cherishes himself, so they are also a race that does not dare to bet on themselves easily!
When the power is evenly matched, the demon is the most willing race to negotiate.
"What are the metal you are talking about, let me see!"
"Hehe, the demon you really want to see will be pierced through the heart by it, are you sure you want to?"
Liu Yishuang said helpfully: "Quickly stab him with the invincible Outer Heaven Divine Knife and kill him!"
The sword demon took a step back, fully guarded, with both fear and doubt in his eyes, and beat his chest several times, wanting to rush up and give it a try, but he didn't dare to bet.
He Peng said to Liu Yishuang with annoyance: "Hey, I am a person who attaches great importance to gambling contracts, as long as they no longer break the gambling contract, I will not make a move." ”
Liu Yishuang's eyes rolled suddenly, and he looked like I knew.
The sword demon saw Liu Yishuang's small movements in his eyes, and suddenly laughed and said, "You want to lie to me, you don't have the ability to attack a second time." ”
Liu Yishuang asked: "Brother He, is this metal still unstable, and it will still explode when it encounters a serious impact?"
He Peng was even more annoyed: "You stupid mother-in-law, why are you brainless, if you talk about everything, he knows everything, and our advantage will be gone!"
Liu Yishuang patted his chest, "Oh, I'm so stupid! Is it really stupid to be stupid here?"
Liu Yishuang's expression was even more distressed, as if he was sad that his IQ was affected by his chest.
The sword demon's IQ is not high, but he is suspicious, and he is at a loss at this time.
He suddenly remembered something: "As long as you hand over Princess Sophia, I will let you go, our temple demon clan is the most trustworthy race, and it was you who broke the agreement before I attacked you." ”
Liu Yishuang really didn't know about this matter, and asked: "Who is Sophia?"
"Don't pretend to be confused, don't think we don't know anything, our eyeliner said that someone saw Sophia go to Nanshan this morning, and He Peng is there, isn't it Princess Sophia is gone, she must have been arrested by you!"
He Peng was furious when he heard this: "It turns out that the woman who stole my baby is your princess, you are really discredited, and you even sent a princess to steal my baby, in vain I thought she was a little girl, she can show her whatever she wants!"
"You're the thief!" said the Blade Demon angrily, "Our princess will steal anything from you"
"Ha!" He Peng said angrily: "You are thieves, then Sophia said that she wanted to see my extraterrestrial meteorite, I think she is a little girl and beautiful, she can't lose it if she shows her, who knows that she actually took my metal and turned into a big cyan bird and flew away!
He Peng and Liu Yishuang are both proficient in the "vertical and horizontal technique" know this kind of thing, and they must dare to talk nonsense boldly, as long as it is something that can make the other party afraid and make the other party ashamed, as long as the thing they say does not violate the cognitive logic of the other party, the other party is afraid and ashamed, deception, ah no, the vertical and horizontal technique will be successful.
Sophia is tricky and willful, playful and curious, and can change at will, saying that she deceived He Peng's baby is very in line with Sophia's temperament.
In particular, what Sophia deceived was still the extraterrestrial metal that the knife demon valued the most, and the knife demon thought: "Well, this thing is really worth Sophia's hands."
And the expressions of the two of them are so real, and the anger is so real, they can't pretend to be able to pretend. So the sword demon believed.
Although the sword demon believed it, the princess could never admit that she stole something, he said: "The girl you said must not be Sophia, it seems that we have misunderstood, you told me that the female thief turned into a bird and flew over there, I will catch her and see if what you said is true!"
He Peng was secretly amused, the IQ of the sword demon is indeed the weakest in the demon clan, no wonder the Dark Lord trusts the sword demons the most, because they are so stupid and don't know how to rebel!
"I can't figure out which direction is north or south, it's that side anyway!" He Peng said, pointing to the west.
Liu Yishuang hurriedly said: "Brother He, don't let this sword demon go, they came to attack us in violation of the agreement, caught him and let the Dark Lord give an explanation." ”
At this time, the siren whistled, and He Peng said loudly: "Oh, what should I do when the police come?"
As soon as the sword demon's eyes rolled, he immediately shouted, "You stupid don't hurry up and run!"
Crunch!
The door of the black cart not far away was pushed open, and the advisor staggered down, an egg-sized bag bulging out of his forehead, and his nose was still bleeding, some of which had formed sticky blood clots on the collar.
He couldn't walk steadily, but he still smiled and said: "You liars, you really dare to talk nonsense when you deceive people." ”
Liu Yishuang said, "We are deceiving the demons, and besides, we liars have saved your life, you have to think about repaying us!"
By this time, more than a dozen police cars had surrounded the entire street.
"Listen to the people inside, release the hostages immediately, release the hostages immediately, our policy is to confess"
The hoarse voice of Tie Yingnan sounded through the loudspeaker.
He Peng secretly wondered why Tie Yingnan, who was also a top student who graduated from the Public Security University, had to shout such words that violated the spirit of the law every time he shouted
However, hearing this familiar voice, He Peng's heart was also a little warm, this woman really worked hard, listening to this voice was staying up late to work!
The consultant smiled and said to Liu Yishuang: "Oh, Miss Liu is reasonable, I should repay you for saving my life, I will agree to whatever you want!"
The consultant is an old man, who is both principled and dedicated, and he would even say such unprincipled words that all agreed to it, which made He Peng slightly surprised.
The consultant said: "Both of you are rare talents in China, and your willingness to serve the country is the blessing of the Chinese people."
"Fight, fight, stop!" He Peng said angrily, "Don't beat her idea, she's my person." ”
Liu Yishuang chuckled when he heard it, and his heart blossomed.
The consultant did start Liu Yishuang's idea, and Zhao'an Liu Yishuang is Zhao'an Qianmen, and with the help of the ancient sect of Qianmen, many things will be handled more easily.
But everything has priorities, He Peng objected, he naturally didn't dare to show interest in Liu Yishuang anymore, and said: "Oh, you guys wait here, I'll go and explain the situation to the police force." ”
At this time, Tie Yingnan was already holding a pistol and approaching here with a team of heavily armed policemen with shields and rubber batons.
Tie Yingnan's action of approaching with a gun is very handsome, and the police uniform matches her appearance, with the action and pistol at this time, it is simply more delicious than a Bang girl!
It's just that He Peng saw her bloodshot eyes and skinned lips at a glance.
"Wait a minute. ”
The advisor looked back.
"Ah, didn't you say that you were willing to repay us for saving our lives," He Peng said.
The advisor smiled and nodded, "yes, you can't go against the principles if you want." ”
He Peng was annoyed, this guy changed his face fast enough, he could say anything just now when he wooed Liu Yishuang, but now that he can't win over him, he can't violate the principle, and he won't save him next time!
But after thinking about it, it didn't seem that he deliberately saved him this time, and He Peng's heart was balanced.
He said: "That female director is my former friend, she is a good policeman, but she works too hard, and her body will collapse if she goes on like this, and Binhai will lose a good director, I think, are you giving her a promotion, let her be more leisurely, and let her free up time to deal with a partner, so as not to get forty years old or an old place."
The consultant looked at He Peng thoughtfully, "I will find someone to investigate her, if it is really as you said, this kind of person will definitely be reused." ”
With that, the advisor walked over to the men.
He negotiated a few words with Tie Yingnan and showed something, and Tie Yingnan closed the team, but he glanced at He Peng a few more times before leaving.
He Peng was furious, and said in his heart: My disguise technique is enough, why is it still found out, when this Tie Yingnan looked at me, his eyes were full of doubts, obviously he felt that I was wrong, what else could be wrong, it was like her acquaintance. ”
He Peng didn't plan to recognize Tie Yingnan, but it was embarrassing to unmask him, the two were already impossible to be on the same line, so why bother to meet again
It's just that in her eyes, the doubt, the sadness was imprinted in He Peng's heart.
"He Peng, why do I think, you seem to care about her very much!" Liu Yishuang asked sideways.
"Ah, is there one?"
"Yes!"