415, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside
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Lao Chen heard "two mothers correspond to two daughters-in-law", stretched out his hand and pretended to beat his son, Chen Hansheng was not afraid when he smiled, except for Liang Meijuan who would really do it, Chen Zhaojun was basically scared.
During the meal, Liang Meijuan deliberately did not talk to Chen Zhaojun, Chen Hansheng coughed, picked up the flowers on the coffee table and shook them: "Mom, look at what Lao Chen bought for you, romantic roses." ”
"Hmph. ”
However, Empress Dowager Liang snorted coldly, and muttered in her mouth: "I haven't bought it for so many years of marriage, and I only drank some coffee with others, so I actually know that buying flowers is pleasing to women." ”
Chen Zhaojun: ······
Chen Hansheng: ······
Empress Dowager Liang's tsundere learned from Xiao Yu'er.
But for Lao Chen, as long as he doesn't quarrel, he is willing to do anything.
"The pocket money I was given next month could be cut in half. ”
Chen Zhaojun took the initiative to say.
"Want pocket money next month?"
Liang Meijuan choked back, but she began to talk to Chen Zhaojun, which meant that the "middle-aged couple divorce" incident was over, and she told Chen Hansheng to accompany Liang Xiaohai on a blind date.
"Although I have a lot of opinions about your eldest aunt, Liang Xiaohai is my own nephew, and among my cousins, you went to college, and you are willing to come back to help, Xiaohai is also very grateful. Liang Meijuan emphasized again.
"Got it. ”
Chen Hansheng nodded nonchalantly, he already liked to be lively, and this time he was going to "save face" on behalf of the man, and there was a faint sense of pretending.
However, Chen Hansheng was also a little worried: "Didn't you say that your whole body is uncomfortable, do you want to accompany you to the hospital tomorrow?"
"No, I don't. ”
Liang Meijuan shook her head and refused: "I don't want to go tomorrow." ”
"Why?"
Chen Hansheng asked after him.
Liang Meijuan glanced at Chen Zhaojun and did not speak.
Chen Hansheng was even more strange, pestering Liang Meijuan to the kitchen, and finally she spoke: "Tomorrow is your father's birthday on the solar calendar, although we only have a lunar birthday here, but it's not good to go to the hospital on this day, don't bring any bad luck to your father." ”
"Yes, Empress Dowager Liang. ”
Chen Hansheng was a little speechless, is it now fashionable to trick the dog home from hundreds of kilometers away and then kill it, didn't he say that he would divorce, but he was stuffed with a mouthful of dog food.
"Since you have done so, then don't blame your son for being ungrateful. ”
Chen Hansheng returned to the bedroom, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Mo Ke: "Aunt Mo, I will take my girlfriend to visit your house when I am free, will it disturb you?"
"Ding~".
Mo Ke quickly replied to the message.
"Well, I love talking to you young people, too. ”
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The next morning, Chen Hansheng was sleeping early and was woken up directly by Liang Meijuan's phone ringing.
"Did you wake up, do you remember your morning mission?"
Liang Meijuan knows her son too well, so she made a special phone call to urge.
"Oh, I'm already on my way to my grandmother's house. ”
Chen Hansheng didn't dare to say that he had just opened his eyes, otherwise he would definitely be scolded.
After hanging up the phone, Chen Hansheng opened the curtains, the sunlight outside was very dazzling, a group of people were sitting in the shade of the trees playing cards, and downstairs there was also the shouting of "collecting newspapers, cans, beer bottles", and a few little children in short sleeves were chasing and playing.
The summer breeze blew loosely into the room from the window, and the hairs on his skin seemed to be surging with a layer of heat, and Chen Hansheng felt a rare leisurely feeling.
"This is what it's like to be in my hometown, time that money can't buy back. ”
After Chen Hansheng sighed, he hurriedly found an auto repair shop, washed Xiao Xiali and put on a layer of wax, and then went to his grandmother's house in the countryside.
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Xiaohai's cousin is the eldest son of his uncle's family and the eldest grandson of his grandparents, his marriage is a "big event" that everyone in the Liang family pays attention to, he is two years older than Chen Hansheng, 22 years old, and 23 years old.
In the rural areas of northern Jiangsu, if you don't go to college, this age belongs to late marriage, it just so happens that the company he used to work in Shanghai has closed down, and when he goes home, the eldest aunt hurriedly asked the village matchmaker to arrange a blind date.
The eldest uncle and the eldest aunt plan to let this eldest son get married on National Day, so that it is easy to arrange the younger brothers and sisters behind.
The door of my grandparents' house was full of people, in addition to their own relatives, there were also some neighbors around the house, who were also crowded at the door with lively smiles on their faces and chatting.
Xiaohai's cousin was dyed with a pinch of yellow hair, which was a popular hairstyle nowadays, and he was holding the Golden Tomb in his hand and scattering cigarettes one by one.
"Ouch, my eldest grandson is here. ”
As soon as Chen Hansheng got out of the car, his grandmother staggered over, and her calloused hands held Chen Hansheng tightly.
Chen Hansheng grinned: "Ang, I'm back, how is my grandmother's health." ”
"It's good, I can eat and sleep. ”
Grandma patted her grandson's arm, and her eyes were full of joy: "It's getting more and more like your father, it's good-looking like your father, and your mother is ugly." ”
"Hahaha······"
Grandma's words made everyone laugh, she is Liang Meijuan's own mother, she can say whatever she wants.
"This is the son of the third family. ”
The matchmaker was a middle-aged woman, she was talking to her uncle, and she also walked over to look Chen Hansheng up and down.
"Yes, the son of our third aunt's family, the third aunt and the third aunt are both officials, and Hansheng is also a college student. ”
Don't look at the eldest aunt who usually doesn't deal with Liang Meijuan, at this time she is trying her best to help Chen Hansheng boast: "Hansheng had good grades when he was a child, and later went to college and started his own business. ”
In fact, Chen Hansheng is only on Jianye TV now, but after winning the market in Shanghai, it is estimated that he will be able to show his face on Sudong Provincial Satellite TV.
Chen Hansheng and the matchmaker nodded, took out their own China and scattered around.
Chen Hansheng's scattered cigarettes like this are equivalent to helping the man's family save face, and Xiaohai's cousin also came over and patted Chen Hansheng on the shoulder as a greeting.
"Hansheng, do you have a girlfriend?"
The matchmaker glanced at the shiny car, as well as the China in Chen Hansheng's hand, and the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, and couldn't help but help Chen Hansheng match the object in his mind.
Rural matchmakers seem to be a kind of profession, they extract "commissions" through introductions, and the more prosperous the family, the higher the commission.
If a family like Chen Hansheng can win it, it will cost at least more than 1,000 yuan.
"Don't think about it, Aunt Kong. ”
The eldest aunt came over and said: "You dare to beat our eldest nephew's idea, he will definitely marry a girl from a big city in the future, can the TV station be on it casually, Hansheng now has a net worth of hundreds of thousands." ”
"Ahem. ”
Chen Hansheng coughed and corrected: "Hundreds of thousands of them were from last year, and there are more than this year." ”
"That's a lot. ”
Third Aunt Kong thought about it, she really didn't have any resources in her hands that matched Chen Hansheng's resources, so she could only sigh and arrange the affairs of Liang Xiaohai in front of her first.
"Needless to say, the other party's conditions need not be said, everyone is from the same village, and the girl is also an honest girl, hard-working, Xiaohai, if you like it, you can make up your mind quickly. Aunt Kong said.
Liang Xiaohai nodded, and it didn't take long for the woman's family to come.
Chen Hansheng stood on tiptoe and looked, the girl was about her early twenties, with a boxy face, thick eyebrows, a ruddy face, and her facial features could not be said to be beautiful, but she could also see it.
If you are tall, you are about 1.59 meters, which is not short in the countryside, and your personality is a little timid, but you can also take the initiative to say hello.
Chen Hansheng remembered that Xiaohai's cousin's wife was not local, but he didn't dare to use his previous memories to deduce now, and after being reborn, history was shattered by his butterfly.
However, judging from the performance, Chen Hansheng thinks this girl is very good.
The following is a conversation session, the two families find a room to talk, in fact, it is bragging, the purpose is to make the man and woman no longer restrained.
Grandma's house has already prepared a room, and there are some fruits, peanut candy and tea in it.
Chen Hansheng, as an important escort, also walked in, and the others were all elders of the Liang family, and they were also famous figures in the village.
The woman's family is also there, in addition to the elders, her second brother also came over.
It was the first time for Chen Hansheng to participate in this kind of "high-end dialogue", but it sounded like some trivial matters, he quickly lost interest, and he didn't dislike the inferior strong tea, and drank cup after cup after cup, and kept eating peanut candy in his mouth.
After talking for about 20 minutes, everyone went out again, leaving Xiaohai's cousin and the girl on a blind date to chat alone in the house.
Chen Hansheng is not stingy, and has been helping Xiaohai's cousin to spread smoke.
Soon a pack of Chinese cigarettes was astigmatized, and the second brother of the woman was quite embarrassed, but he didn't expect Chen Hansheng to open the trunk with a "click" and take out two unopened soft Chinese cigarettes from it.
It didn't take long for Xiaohai's cousin and the girl to come out, everyone was very reserved, and they didn't ask about the results immediately, but they all had smiles on their faces.
After the woman's group left, Xiaohai's cousin took the initiative to find Chen Hansheng: "Hansheng, is your company short of people now?"
"It's ok. ”
Chen Hansheng guessed in his heart what Xiaohai's cousin thought.
"My girlfriend and I want to go to Jianye to work, can you arrange it?" Liang Xiaohai asked.
"No problem. ”
Chen Hansheng said very happily, but he was also surprised: "Have you confirmed the relationship with that girl so quickly?"
"Not this one. ”
Liang Xiaohai shook his head: "The girlfriend I talked about in the factory, if it's convenient, we'll go to work for you." ”
"Fuck me!"
Chen Hansheng looked at Xiaohai's cousin in a daze: "Why do you have a blind date if you have a partner?"
Xiaohai's cousin sighed: "My mother thinks that my girlfriend's house is too far away, and the bride price in that place is also high, so she doesn't agree to this marriage." ”
"And so ······"
Chen Hansheng picked it up and said: "You just keep a relationship with your girlfriend while going home on a blind date." ”
Liang Xiaohai nodded with a sad face.
Chen Hansheng didn't know what to say, so he could only give a thumbs up.
Awesome.
There's a saying.
The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the rural road is also slippery, and the routine is more complicated.
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