A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world?

In the study, when the melodious song "The Sound of Silence" was played "And no dare the sound of silence", Li Ruiyun, who was standing aside, suddenly screamed: "Uncle, you three sons, all of them have entered his tiger's mouth." ”

“.........”

Li Luogan's heart was furious, but he didn't speak. He took a deep breath and tried his best to let himself be angry.

Then the music is played, and then the chess is played.

Soon, Li Ruiyun exclaimed again: "Uncle, you can't dump your bag." ”

Li Luogan: "........."

Then the music is played, and then the chess is played.

However, Li Ruiyun's exclamations never stopped.

"Ah, uncle, I told you not to touch him. ”

"Uncle, how did you do it? Why did he arrange it again?"

"Uncle, you slow down, don't worry, there's still a chance. ”

.........

Finally, "The Sound of Silence" twice was finally played.

At the same time, Li Luogen finally couldn't sit still, he stood up with a swish, rushed to the study angrily, and turned off the stereo directly: "It's noisy, it's all because of this broken music, which makes me upset." ”

After he turned off the music, he walked out of the study sweating, only to see Li Ruiyun raising his head and looking at him in a daze.

"Hey, Xiaoyun, why are you looking at me like this? Kong Shucheng, come on, let's continue. ”

Kong Shucheng didn't speak, just smiled and scratched his head.

Li Ruiyun had no choice but to tell the truth: "Uncle, you have already lost this game!"

"How could I lose?"

"If you don't believe it, you can see for yourself, you have fallen into Kong Shucheng's ecstasy ghost array. ”

“.........”

Li Luogen put on his glasses, looked at the chessboard in a daze, and couldn't say a word for a long time.

That's right, he lost.

And it was a miserable loss.

In other words, he didn't learn Go too early, and it wasn't until he was 12 years old that he became obsessed with it. However, he is Li Luogan, of course he is different from others, as long as it is something he is obsessed with, it can basically become his hanging. At the age of 12, he won the championship of the school-level Go competition, and at the age of 15, he became a talented Go boy who played all over the Mangshan Mountains. Even if you lose, you won't lose too much.

He started at the age of 12 until he was 42 this year, a full thirty years of chess life. It is no exaggeration to say that he is already the Wolong and Phoenix Chick among the amateur players. However, thirty fame dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons. Why did he lose today?

Moreover, it was so embarrassing to lose.

He was actually served by Kong Shucheng in just 10 minutes.

At this moment, he put his right hand on his cheek and began to reflect on himself, where he lost. Soon, five words floated in the sky: pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

That's right, he finally figured it out. Just now, the reason why Kong Shucheng was able to win was to "pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger". After the opening, Kong Shucheng frequently sold flaws, allowing Li Luogen to fall into his trap one after another. By about five or six minutes later, when Li Luogen came back to his senses, he had already been hit by Kong Shucheng's deadly serial killing......... In a hurry, Li Luogen was in chaos and finally lost.

The defeat was like a mountain.

Lee Rogan slumped on the couch.

"Kong Shucheng, you won. ”

"It was Uncle Li who conceded. ”

"Boy, I'm not convinced, let's have another game. ”

"One more round, then......... What you just said, is that still true?"

"Don't worry, I, Li Luogen, have always been counted. Starting today, I will give you remedial math. In the future, you can come to me every Monday, Wednesday, Friday evening and weekend to review your math. ”

"Wow!"

Kong Shucheng was so excited that he wanted to jump.

Li Luogen immediately stretched out his hand to stop: "Wait, Kong Shucheng, I also have an additional condition." ”

"On what terms?"

"From now on, you will play a game of Go with me every day. ”

“.........”

"Why, you don't want to?"

"Yes, I'm just afraid that I don't have much food in stock. ”

"Don't have a lot of food?

"Oh, nothing. ”

Kong Shucheng smiled, then quietly touched his pocket and found that there were only four "Dragon Descending Pills".

It's not much.

After a while, he clicked into the system page again and found that the "No. 361 small product" was actually on sale again, but the price had already increased.

Previously, 10 "Dragon Descending Pills" only cost 28 credits. Now, after the system launched a mini version of the "5 pieces", it still needs 56 credits.

The price has doubled, but the quantity has shrunk by half.

Kong Shucheng: "........."

What happened to this upgraded "grass-and-tree level scholar"? Is there something wrong with the system mall? It doesn't matter if you are short of two pounds, you still have to sit on the ground and start the price? This is almost "Double 11", so you don't have a little professionalism?

Kong Shucheng was about to complain, and the systematic explanation came.

[Dear host, after the upgrade of this system, the five-pack 'Dragon Descending Pill' launched by the mall is an "enhanced version of the Dragon Descending Pill Pill"]

Enhanced?

[Yes.] In the past, the effect of a pill could only last for 1 hour. Now a pill can last for a week. Not only that, after taking the five enhanced version of the Tongyou Pill, the host's brain will permanently inherit the chess skills of the Tongyou Realm chess player.

As soon as Kong Shucheng heard the words "permanent inheritance", he almost floated.

That's good!

The five "enhanced versions" will go straight to the well-off.

Okay, I'll buy it now, it's cool now.

Once cool to the end, permanently inherited.

[System Warning: The enhanced version of the Pill is too violent, swallowing 5 pills at a time will lead to the serious consequences of "chicken soup turning into arsenic", and its destructive effect is about the same as 2 bottles of paraquat.] Please do not take it all at once]

Then, on the system screen, a warning sign for a skull appeared.

In Kong Shucheng's mind, the tragic picture of "Da Lang taking medicine" also emerged.

Forget it, this enhanced version of the Dragon Descending Pill is better to take it leisurely.

.........

The time to come.

Li Luogen was still unsatisfied, and played another game with Kong Shucheng, and the ending was the same.

Senior sister Li Ruiyun was not convinced, and also played a game with Kong Shucheng, and the ending was the same.

Moreover, the game between Li Ruiyun and Kong Shucheng was even shorter, less than 6 minutes.

After the chess game is over, it's time to make up the lesson.

Mr. Li's teaching method is really different from other teachers. As soon as he got started, he directly took the "function" to the knife.

Kong Shucheng was a little confused: "Mr. Li, the function is too difficult, don't talk too fast, I'm afraid I won't be able to accept it." ”

"Don't worry, if you can play Go so neatly, your brain won't be stupid. The reason why I want to tell you from difficult to easy is because I want you to make a qualitative leap in mathematics in a short period of time, because in the teaching of the college entrance examination, many test points are related to functions, and the problems often come from this. In the face of difficulties, do not choose to escape, but find a way to face them........."

As he spoke, Mr. Li gave Kong Shucheng three review materials focusing on "high school functions" in his study.

Kong Shucheng looked at it and found that the three review materials were all photocopied and bound, which were the essence of Mr. Li Luogen's tutoring mathematics for so many years. The three detailed explanations of "high school functions" are divided into three levels: low, medium, and high.

"Kong Shucheng, these three materials, you take them home and digest them slowly, and strive to use the fastest time to gnaw them off. ”

"Well, I will. ”

"The master leads the way in, and the cultivation depends on the individual. In the past two weeks, you should focus on the part of attacking the function, because the person who gets the function gets a high score. In these materials, there are key examination questions about functions, functions and trigonometric functions, functions and analytic geometry, and of course, there is also a universal tool left by Descartes to future generations - derivatives. Have a nice meal!"

"Thank you, Mr. Li. ”

Kong Shucheng was about to turn around and leave, when Li Luogen suddenly called him again: "You wait first." ”

"Mr. Li, are you still in trouble?"

"I suddenly remembered that there was another magic weapon that I forgot to give to you. ”

"Magic weapon?"

"Yes, you wait a minute. ”

With that, Li Luogen came to the study again, and then took out a notebook from a dusty wooden box next to the bookcase.

A cowhide notebook with a sense of vicissitudes comparable to "I Have a Date with Ancient Poetry".

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