Climb for the master

The woman glanced at the old farmer with her eyes, and the old farmer consciously walked to the side to watch TV, it seemed that the huge LCD screen was a novel experience for him, and he wanted to look behind the TV by the wall, I don't know if he wanted to see if there was a hole behind the wall or was looking for this.

"Mr. He, I have something I want to ask you, I wonder if you can do everything as you say on TV?" said the woman with some twists, her two long legs rubbed gently, and the short skirt became shorter as soon as she sat down, and she couldn't wrap her plump buttocks at all.

He Peng coughed and picked up a cup of tea, and swallowed it with the tea leaves.

"Oh...... You said...... As long as the price is reasonable, there should be no problem. He Peng said unnaturally, the instinctive expansion of various parts of his body made him very uncomfortable.

"Money is not an issue. The question is whether you can do it!" The woman raised her arrogantly and glanced defiantly.

He Peng scolded secretly, it is really a goblin, and it is not the occasion to seduce people, He Peng is 100% sure that Su Jing and Xinyi must be lurking in some hidden place to monitor everything here.

"Oh, okay, let's come out and see. He Peng deliberately cooled away. Very gentlemanly to meet the woman's gaze, his eyes trembled slightly, and he struggled between his collarbones and red lips.

"There's a woman who is very annoying and has been pestering my husband, I hope you can let her go, the price is easy to say. The woman lifted her foot slightly, and the crystal sandals were thrown to the ground, and she gently touched He Peng's hairy calves with her jade feet painted with pink nails.

There was a cough from upstairs.

He Peng stood up, walked quickly around the back of the sofa, and said across the sofa from the woman: "Can you tell me more details? In addition, our fee starts at 50 million, are you sure you hire us for this kind of thing?"

He Peng said in his heart, the most difficult thing is emotional entanglement, this woman is such a goblin can even have a love enemy, the opponent must not be simple, this woman is so bold This trip to the muddy water can not be dripped so as not to fall into it, the two upstairs will have ideas.

So He Peng came up with the charging standard, hoping that the woman would retreat despite the difficulties.

The woman smiled and said, "People have money, people have always thought that expensive is good, so they came to you, if you can help me do this, I can pay this amount." The woman put a white and tender finger on the crowded chest, which made He Peng can't help but think of some pictures that are inappropriate for children.

"One...... 100 million, this can be discussed in detail, well, let's talk about the situation of that woman, why is it pestering your husband. He Peng smiled and patted the sofa frame, saying that children and women make money easily, and it was true.

"Hmph!" the woman showed an indignant look, "she is old, ugly, uneducated and unreasonable, my husband is so handsome, so cultured, how can she deserve it, every time she threatens my husband with a child, people will give birth, you see, you see!" The woman straightened her chest, pouted her buttocks, and said in a greasy voice: "People are the kind of people who can give birth and raise, and they won't starve the baby." ”

"Wait, wait! You said she was old and ugly, and she gave birth to a child for your husband?" He Peng asked in confusion, "Your husband has a problem with aesthetics!"

"No, why don't you understand? I'll just say it, as long as you divorce them, I'll give you 100 million! My husband is rich, 100 million is a small meaning......

"You stand up for Lao Tzu!" Get out!" He Peng suddenly roared.

The woman was startled, and suddenly got up and knocked over the tea, and the thin skirt was wet.

He Peng was furious, turning a blind eye to the temptation of wet clothes in front of him, and pointed to the gate and shouted: "Get out of here immediately, Lao Tzu is doing odd jobs, not ruining other people's marriages due to lack of morality!

The woman screamed, and ran out with her hands on her chest, and looked at the look, and I don't know if she heard the exposure as stripping!

Cluck...... There was a burst of cheerful laughter upstairs, and he seemed to be very satisfied with He Peng's approach, He Peng sighed secretly, and said in his heart, fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would have to make a family conflict!

He Peng doesn't have an opinion on Xiao San, emotional problems are sometimes uncontrollable, the more you control them, the more you can't control them, every corner of the triangle relationship may be a victim, but he resolutely opposes doves occupying the magpie's nest for money, isn't that a chicken? Chickens don't destroy other families!

"Good! good-looking! haha......" The old farmer stroked his palms and laughed: "Oh, Xiao He's this TV is so beautiful!" The old man was still lying on the wall and looking behind the TV.

He Peng was stunned for a while, what's wrong with this old man, where can't he see a TV set?

The old man reached out and reached behind the TV and touched it, and pulled out a small black square between his two fingers. Suddenly shouted at the cube!

"Ahh

Then he threw the block on the ground and stomped into pieces, jumping some thin wires and chips.

He Peng has watched spy war movies no matter how he doesn't know how to do it, could it be that the black square is the legendary recorder? Damn, this house has not been lived in before it was recorded first, which gang of Wang Balamb did it!

The old farmer turned around and walked to the sofa and sat down, leisurely picked up the teacup He Peng had just drunk, and took a sip.

"Lad, is it now possible to talk about us?" said the old man with a smile.

He Peng asked: "Old man, haven't asked your surname yet?"

"The old man is called an earthen bullet, and it's okay if you call me an old-fashioned bomb, or it's okay to play a bullet. ”

"Uh......" He Peng was stunned for a while, there was really such a bad name in the world, and asked, "What you just took off from the back of the TV was a tape recorder?"

The old man nodded: "Well, the old man goes to work in the field, and there are always people who take advantage of my absence to install a few for me at home, and I am used to finding a few to come out and shout at it, scaring these guys who hide their heads and tails, hehe, it's also fun, by the way, young man, you have to check your new home carefully, some old immortals like to eavesdrop on the little couple, hehe......"

He Peng broke out in a cold sweat, could it be Lao Gou...... Go back and find a few professionals to take a look.

"What do you always want to entrust me?" He Peng asked quietly.

The old man's eyes widened, and he stared at He Peng with his head up: "So you are satisfied with my payment with dates?"

He Peng nodded, and then realized that something was wrong, this jujube is a level 5 life energy body, a car of more than 500 million is cheap, but ordinary people don't understand its value at all, thinking that it is worth one or two thousand, and He Peng's employment fee starts at 50 million, which undoubtedly shows that he knows the value of jujubes, and it is likely to make people think of the secrets on him.

"What do you always know?" He Peng asked cautiously, "What is the purpose of looking for me?"

"Hehe......" The old man narrowed his eyes and smiled, nodded and said, "It seems that I didn't find the wrong person, I asked you to borrow something from you." ”

He Peng sighed in his heart, you must know that there is nothing on him that is worth 500 million, unless it is an inheritance artifact!

"What are you kidding, I don't have what you want. He Peng wanted to drive the old man out, but he was really reluctant to give up those dates.

The old man said: "You don't have to say secret words in front of the Mingren, you can rest assured that I will only borrow it and return it to you." ”

He Peng shook his head like a rattle: "I, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't understand!"

The old man sighed, "Let's say it, lend me the crystal in the Pirate King's crown or the heaven-given divine crystal for a month, and a cart of dates is yours, boy, that's my three-year output, it's not a last resort, and I can't bear it!"

"Heavenly Divine Crystal, Pirate King, what is it?" He Peng continued to pretend to be confused, but his heart was already boiling, what does this old man have to do with pirates or Zhang Qiling? How do I know that I got that thing?

The old man nodded, "Since you don't want to, I won't be reluctant, I will bring back the dates, and the woman was driven away by you just now, you can repay her debts, you give me 60,000 yuan, and I will leave after taking the money." ”

The old man stretched out his hand with a posture of taking the money and leaving, how could He Peng let him go like this, if he missed the level 5 life energy in a car, he might not have a chance to advance to level 5 in this life.

"Don't worry, 60,000 yuan is a trivial matter, I'll give it to you, but the business can be talked about again, I really don't have the heaven-given divine crystal you said, but maybe I can help you do what you want to do with it?"

The old man thought for a moment and said, "Well, it's okay to tell you, since you know the benefits of these dates, it is impossible not to know the heaven-given divine crystal, so I won't go around in circles with you." This god-given crystal was originally the treasure of my farmer's family, and it was an artifact used to cultivate fairy fruits, but unfortunately it was robbed by the pirate king later, and it was also your blessing that you got it, and our farmer pays attention to the equivalent exchange and will not rob it, but recently I have encountered some problems, and I really need to use it!"

He Peng had long been convinced that the civilization inheritance artifact came from that mysterious crystal, but he didn't expect that this crystal was originally a treasure of the "farmer".

"Is the farmer's house a farmer's house?" He Peng said with a smile: "You are in trouble with farming, maybe I really have a way." He Peng thought to himself, there is a inheritance artifact in what technical problems can't be solved!

The old farmer smiled and nodded at He Peng with his finger: "Little fox, the farmer is not a farmer's home, we are also a long-standing sect like Qianmen, if you say that the origin I don't know how long ago, I am afraid that I have to start from the time of Shennong, and the famous one is the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period." ”

"Shennong's family?" He Peng said in his heart, the old man is telling me a myth! Why don't you talk about the Jade Emperor!"Hehe, I know the Shennong family, and the farmhouse also knows, but the farmer doesn't know. ”

The old man nodded: "Well, the peasant family doesn't care about the name, it is pragmatic, it is understandable that you don't know, but in the glorious history of the Huaxia Kingdom for thousands of years, most dynasties have adopted a heavy agricultural policy, you know." ”

He Peng nodded.

The old man said proudly: "You must also know that the first emperor unified the six countries, but you may not know that the reason why he was able to unify the six countries is, in the final analysis, to adopt the farmer's farming and warfare policy, and the men of the whole country are not farmers but soldiers.

"Damn!" He Peng couldn't help but be shocked! I had only heard that the Qin State relied on the Legalists to unify the world, and it turned out that there were still peasant things in it, and it seemed that this old man was not a master to be messed with, and if he was not a farmer, he would be a sergeant, and this peasant family must also have a martial artist! He Peng looked at the old man again and found that he couldn't see through the depth of his kung fu!