1. Rebirth 2008
One o'clock in the morning, Yangcheng.
Luo Xiu drove the car and sang a song, returning home from the company.
Suddenly, a bright light shone in front of him, and he subconsciously tapped the brakes.
"Squeak...... Bang!"
After the violent collision, his head hit the airbag that popped out of the steering wheel.
Luo Xiu was squeezed tightly into the cockpit, gradually losing consciousness.
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My head hurts!
Am I dead?
Where is this?
Lochew struggled to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was the wall with posters of Kobe and Yao Ming.
Lao Tzu's youth!
I turned my eyes away from the poster, looked around, and found myself lying on an iron bed.
It is a four-person dormitory with a computer desk and wardrobe. On the shoe rack at the door are several pairs of basketball shoes, stuffed with socks that have not been washed in days...... The total indications are that it was his college's kennel.
"Am I born again?"
It took half an hour for Luo Xiu to recover from the shock of being reborn, convinced that none of this was a dream.
The single diamond king Lao Wu has become a childish poor student, the suit and leather shoes on his body have become loose uniforms, and the only thing that has not changed is his handsome face.
A flip phone was found on the bedside and the time was 8:35 p.m. on Thursday, 25 September 2008.
There was an exercise book on the computer desk, and when I turned the first page, it was a draft of a love letter, and the content was extremely numb.
The timeline is aligned.
Although twelve years have passed, Luo Xiu still clearly remembers the messy thing he did at the beginning.
At that time, the freshman year was less than a month old, and the people in the class were only familiar with roommates. And in line with the principle of first strike, he wrote a love letter to the most beautiful girl in the class.
Now only the draft of the love letter is still in hand, indicating that the love letter has been sent.
No, I have to go and come back, I hope it's still too late.
Luo Xiu didn't think much about it, and ran out of the dormitory.
In '08, sending love letters to girls was outdated, but there was nothing to be ashamed of.
The fault is that Guan Shiyu didn't keep this love letter, and a few days later, it was seen by a female in the same dormitory, photographed it with her mobile phone, and uploaded it to the school's forum.
As the first person to chase the class flower, Luo Xiu became the talk of the class at that time.
Every sentence in the love letter has become a "Luo Xiu quotation", and it has been taken out from time to time to whip the corpse.
is like Grandpa Lu in later generations, even if he has passed away for many years, his voice and smile still appear in the minds of fans all the time, and one person can build a building with one sentence of Grandpa Lu's quotations.
What's even more terrifying is that he can't chase other girls anymore, because the other party will always ask him: You just chased me after the school girl, am I just a substitute for the school girl?
The existence of Luo Xiu's quotations not only made him socially die in four years of college, but also the class reunion many years later was still the most talked about topic at the wine table.
Now that he is reborn, he naturally can't let the tragedy happen again, and he must chase back that love letter.
Luo Xiu panted and ran downstairs to the girls' dormitory, but was stopped by the housekeeper aunt and pointed to the slogan posted on the door.
"In the girls' dormitory, boys and dogs are not allowed. ”
This kind of slogan full of discrimination against dogs is not posted by the school, it should be from some ugly girl who is a lot of weirdness.
Jealous of those beautiful girls who have boyfriends to repair computers.
Luo Xiu didn't have time to fight for the dog at this time, and said politely: "Hello Auntie, I want to find Guan Shiyu from the 233 house, can you please help me call her down?"
"You wait. ”
Aunt Sheguan picked up the landline on the table, dialed the extension number of 233 She, and no matter who answered the phone, she shouted directly: "I'm Sheguan, tell Guan Shiyu to come down, someone is looking for her." ”
Luo Xiu actually called Shiyu for fear that she would not come out, so he asked Aunt Sheguan to do it for him.
A few minutes later, a girl in slippers ran downstairs.
He is about 1.7 meters tall, has a good figure, straight legs, and a small face of melon seeds that can be broken by blowing, and he can't find a flaw.
At this time, Luo Xiu, who was already in his thirties and mental age, loved this kind of eighteen-year-old young girl even more.
Men are really a single-minded species, whether they are eighteen, thirty, or sixty-year-olds, they all like eighteen-year-old girls.
And Guan Shiyu is the kind of stunner who makes other eighteen-year-old girls ashamed of themselves.
Now what Luo Xiu thinks in his heart is that it is worthy of me, and his vision is really not bad.
It's just that I was too stupid at the beginning, and I just wrote a love letter to confess when I first met. Only now did I understand that confession is never a clarion call for a charge, but a triumphant song of victory.
After Guan Shiyu saw Luo Xiu, her willow eyebrows straightened, and she said unhappily: "Luo Xiu, I haven't promised you yet, don't you fight hard?"
"You misunderstood, I wanted to ask you, can you give me back that love letter?"
"What do you mean?" Guan Shiyu was a little confused.
It's not uncommon to ask for a gift to be returned, but this is the first time she's seen someone ask for a love letter back.
Love letters are worthless, can they be committed?
"I've thought about it carefully, maybe I'm just greedy for your body, and I don't really like you, so you better return the love letter to me first!"
"You are cheap!" Guan Shiyu said angrily, "Who is rare about your broken love letter, I have already thrown it away." ”
Luo Xiu was anxious all of a sudden, "How can you throw away such an important thing, hurry up and get it back." ”
"What if you can't find it?"
"Then I can't find a girlfriend in the future, and you have to pay for it. ”
"I'm afraid of you, I'll go to the trash can to find it. Guan Shiyu turned around and ran upstairs in a huff.
After a while, she slumped down again and threw a love letter in Luo Xiu's face.
Luo Xiu opened the love letter and confirmed that his handwriting was correct, and then he breathed a long sigh of relief.
Finally got this life stain back.
"Thank you, I'll treat you to dinner another day. Luo Xiu walked away with a dashing step that his six relatives did not recognize.
Guan Shiyu looked at his departing back and smiled contemptuously.
She is confident in her appearance, and she doesn't think that the other party wants to return the love letter because she has changed her mind, and it is more likely that she is playing some trick to get away with it.
Although Guan Shiyu has never been in love, she receives a lot of love letters every day, and through those love letters, she has mastered the theoretical knowledge of various pickled girls.
Now I only hate myself for being a daughter, and I have nowhere to show my skills in picking up girls.
"You want to play tricks with me? Miss Ben doesn't have time to play with you. Guan Shiyu, who was overly brain-filled, turned around and went upstairs.
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After Luo Xiu recovered the love letter, he saw a senior sitting by the lake and swallowing clouds and mist, so he walked over.
"Hello senior, can you lend me the lighter?"
"Here you go. The senior handed over the lighter.
"Thank you!"
Luo Xiu lit the love letter in his hand, causing the paper to turn to ashes and fall into the lake.
All this was seen by the senior, and he silently handed over a cigarette, "Brother, come and smoke a cigarette, look away, women are not worth it, it is better to be a man." ”
"What?"
"I see you're burning love letters alone, and you just broke up with your girlfriend, right?" the senior patted his chest, "It's okay, brother's chest muscles are for you to rely on, just cry." ”
"No, don't, no. ”
Luo Xiu fled.
I didn't expect that an old man in his thirties of mental age would be defeated in front of a student, and he really lived for so long in vain.
I can't be blamed for this, I really can't stand it.
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