Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 166 Alien Rescue
Sitting behind the desk, Wu Changfeng's face was gloomy and terrifying.
Chu Ci, Qin Lele, the whereabouts of the two are unknown, the Shaliu Battalion has found nothing, the strategic group has mobilized all the satellites, there are still no clues, and the life and death of the two are unknown.
The ashtray was full of cigarette butts, and Wu Changfeng looked at his mobile phone from time to time, eagerly waiting for news from Shaliuying.
As Yan Entropy thought, the location where the white light hole was connected was not necessarily on Earth.
The two earthlings, without any protective devices, are estimated to not survive for ten seconds if they really run into the alien planet or the universe.
According to Wu Changfeng's understanding, there are many stars in the universe that are suitable for human survival, but more of them are oxygen-free stars, and there are almost no external conditions for human survival.
Irritably, he extinguished the cigarette butt, and Wu Changfeng paced back and forth in the office.
Gritting his teeth, Wu Changfeng made up his mind.
He had to go to the Sand Willow Camp to investigate, even if he knew he couldn't help, but at least it was better than staying in the office and waiting for news.
Sitting back on the stool, Wu Changfeng took out his mobile phone.
To get to his position, it is not too simple to take a trip that is just about to go.
Who knew that just when the number was dialed out and was about to contact the plane, a few "dong dong" came.
Wu Changfeng said without raising his head: "Come in." ”
"Knock knock. ”
Wu Changfeng: "Enter!"
"Knock knock. ”
Wu Changfeng raised his head, and only then did he react, the voice did not come from the direction of the door, but from behind him.
Turning his head suddenly, Wu Changfeng was half frightened to death.
I saw a person lying on the glass, a woman, with a big red dress dancing in the wind, and a big face plate clinging to the glass.
They were all ready to call someone, and Wu Changfeng saw clearly that the person who came was Li Xiaocui, the landlord of Chu Ci.
Wu Changfeng hurriedly ran over, opened the window, and let Li Xiaocui in.
The office of the fat head fish spirit was on the top floor of the building, he didn't know how Xiao Cui climbed up, and he didn't want to know, he just knew to let people in quickly.
Such a big living person climbed to the top floor of the building with his bare hands, as long as he worked in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, he didn't have to think about it, he knew at a glance that this was a Class A target, and he didn't say anything, anti-equipment sniper steps were waiting.
As a result, the window was a little small, Xiao Cui's waist was too thick, and she squeezed for a long time, her upper body came in, and her lower body was stuck outside.
fluttering like a dead fish for a long time, Xiao Cui scolded: "I was stunned and wanted your mother to take a bath, come and drag me." ”
Wu Changfeng could only hold Li Xiaocui's neck, as if pulling a radish, his feet were in the air and staring at the wall, so he wasted his strength to pull Li Xiaocui in.
As a result, Lao Wu sat on the ground with his buttocks, and Li Xiaocui pressed him again, almost breaking his ribs.
Li Xiaocui tidied up her skirt and stood up casually.
Lao Wu rubbed his old waist, looking confused.
"No, how did you get in through the window?"
"Otherwise?" Xiao Cui sneered: "Grandma, I called your office four times, and every time I made an appointment, make an appointment for you, you are a big-headed ghost, and grandma can see whoever I want." ”
"Then you can't climb the window. Wu Changfeng smiled bitterly, the appointment is true, and he is not a cat or a dog, anyone who wants to see can see it.
Except for Chu Ci.
Oh yes, add another flame entropy.
may have to bring Qin Lele who is in a state of urgency.
It could also be ... Plus a couple of old coffins from the anxious technical department.
"Next time, don't do this, what if you let others see it. ”
Li Xiaocui pouted: "What's the matter, I'm killing all the way in?"
Wu Changfeng was speechless and couldn't refute it.
It's better to climb up the window than to fight all the way in.
"No one saw it, did they?"
"Nobody, I walked around the windows for the dozens of floors below. Xiaocui sat on Wu Changfeng's office chair and lit a cigarette: "I'm tired to death." ”
"I'm asking, did the passers-by below see it?"
"Who walks idle and looks at the sky, looking for Spider-Man, except for terminal cancer, who have you seen walking to the sky?"
Wu Changfeng still couldn't refute.
He found that what the old lady said was very philosophical and reasonable.
Putting the two big thick legs with clear muscle lines on the desk, Li Xiaocui squinted his eyes and asked, "What about Xiao Chuci?"
Wu Changfeng's face sank.
"That... Chu Ci was in a bit of a situation. ”
"I know, I asked you where Xiao Chu resigned and which planet he ran. ”
Wu Changfeng's face changed drastically: "How do you know?"
"The blind spots of the planet have been weakened. ”
Wu Changfeng was shocked when he heard this: "The blind spot of the earth... The blind spot of the earth is related to Chu Ci?"
"I don't know, what Chu Laicai said, if the blind spot of the earth is weakened, there are only two possibilities, one, Xiao Chuci is dead, and second, Xiao Chuci has left the earth. ”
Speaking of this, Xiao Cui showed a sneer: "I personally prefer to believe that it is the second reason, that is, Xiao Chuci left the earth, if it is the first reason, then I will climb down from the window." ”
Wu Changfeng was confused: "What are you climbing down for?"
"I'll be looking for you all over again. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Fight all the way in ... Li Xiaocui's eyes showed coldness: "Ministry of Foreign Affairs, don't leave chickens and dogs, especially you, I will dismantle you into eight pieces, eat you alive, peel the skin and cramp, and then chew it into powder!"
For no reason, Wu Changfeng shuddered.
"I'm kidding. ”
Wu Changfeng breathed a sigh of relief: "Scared me." ”
"It's not chewed into powder, it's just eight pieces. ”
Wu Changfeng: "... ”
"Why are you so cowardly. Xiao Cui said angrily: "I know it's the second case, Xiao Chuci is not on the earth, right." ”
"How do you know?"
"As I said, the blind spot of the earth is weakened. ”
"I'm asking, how do you know that the blind spot of the earth is weakened. ”
Xiaocui took out an old mobile phone from the cottage LV bag and threw it to Wu Changfeng.
"If the mobile phone ringtones are, it proves that the blind spots of the earth are being weakened, if they ring, then it means that the blind spots of the earth have disappeared, and the blind spots of the earth will not disappear suddenly, unless Xiao Chuci dies, not long ago, this broken mobile phone ringtone, the ringtone is, it means that the blind spots of the earth are being greatly weakened, Chu Laicai said that if this happens, it means that Xiao Chuci has left the earth. ”
Wu Changfeng looked at the green screen old man machine in his hand, and looked suspicious: "This is what Chu Laicai handed you over?"
"Yes, I can't take it apart, and I don't know what the principle is, but I believe in Chu Laicai, that old guy, so I know that Chu Ci left the earth, so he came to look for you, and you don't have to ask about the rest, and I don't know what the blind spot of the earth has to do with Chu Ci. ”
Again, Wu Changfeng trusts Chu Laicai unconditionally, so he asked worriedly: "How long will it take for Chu Ci to leave before the blind spot on the earth will completely disappear?"
"As long as Xiao Chu Ci does not die, the blind spot of the earth will always exist, but it will be detected by Carboniferous technology and Devonian technology, and it will be a matter of time sooner or later, so what you have to do now is to get Xiao Chu Ci back and let him stay on the earth honestly until Chu Laicai is stable... ”
"Steady what?"
"Stabilize the family relationship between him, the second uncle, and Chu Ci, the nephew. ”
"Well, whatever you want, I won't ask. After Wu Changfeng returned the mobile phone to Xiaocui, he gave a general explanation of the situation.
"This little guy can do better than his second uncle. Li Xiaocui said helplessly, and then stood up: "Let's go." ”
"Let's go?" Wu Changfeng asked, "Where are you going?"
"Go to my house, I'll cook for you, and I'll change all four sets on the bed. ”
Wu Changfeng looked confused: "Huh?"
"Nonsense, of course, go to the place where Xiao Chuci disappeared and see if you can lock their coordinates through the residual magnetic field. ”
Wu Changfeng breathed a sigh of relief: "Scared me." ”
Immediately, Wu Changfeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked in disbelief: "Do you have a way to find Chu Ci and them?"
"Try your best, the magnetic field signal will be disturbed by the outside world, and the longer it drags on, the fewer clues you will leave. ”
"Okay, let's go now!"
Li Xiaocui didn't ink, stood up and walked to the door.
"Wait a minute. Wu Changfeng laughed dryly and pointed to the window: "Can you trouble where you came from, and where to go back." ”
"Why, aren't you a minister, and I'm afraid that others will ask me about my identity. ”
"What does this have to do with the minister. Wu Changfeng smiled bitterly: "No matter how big an official I am, I can't make a big difference." ”
"Okay, okay. Xiao Cui lifted her skirt and went under the window to burrow out.
It turned out to be embarrassing, the waist was too thick, and it was stuck again.
Wu Changfeng's face flushed, and he began to push Xiaocui's ass.
Li Xiaocui turned around and scolded: "Where are you going, old rascal?"
Wu Changfeng looked anxiously and pushed Li Xiaocui's heel hard.
With a "bang", Li Xiaocui's knee hit the window.
"Come on, come on, you pull me in, auntie, I won't knock out your front teeth today, I and your surname. ”
"No, what do you want, I don't have anywhere to work on it except my ass. ”
Xiao Cui, who was half-stretched outside, roared angrily: "I let you push, but I didn't let you touch it!"
"I didn't touch it, didn't I push it? ”
"Then you're doing it. ”
"I'm afraid I'll push you away again if I make it too hard. ”
"Push hard, leave me alone, be strong. ”
"Okay. Wu Changfeng blushed, took a deep breath, and pushed hard with both hands.
As a result, Lao Wu sat on the ground with a shocked face.
"Oh my God, play like that?"
Li Xiaocui turned her head and her eyes showed a cold light: "The surname is Wu, I think you really don't want to live, right?"
Wu Changfeng climbed up, speechless.
It was the first time he'd seen such a Q-bombed ass.
In this way, one of the two pulled out, and the other pushed inside.
"Hard, fast, fast, come out, be strong, hard. ”
"You also shake your waist, let's work together. ”
"Hurry up, I can't get up and down. ”
"Push hard. ”
"Hard, come out, come out right away. ”
Wu Changfeng made Li Xiaocui's old face red, and he stomped his feet, took two steps back, and then ran with a big flying foot, and finally kicked Xiaocui out.
Xiao Cui grabbed the outer door frame tightly with both hands, and her body went out, but she was hung upside down, and the back of her head hit the glass.
"Wu Changfeng, you kill a thousand knives, dare to kick me, you wait for me to wait, aunt and grandma, I picked your skin!"
"Wait for me in the parking lot. Wu Changfeng hurriedly closed the window after pressing it, and hurriedly ran out of the office.
Originally, he wanted to see how Li Xiaocui went down, but when he heard that he was going to be skinned, he quickly ran away.
After entering the elevator, Lao Wu breathed a sigh of relief.
I don't know why, he was scared when he saw Li Xiaocui.
It's like a mouse meeting a cat, and it's a strange feeling.
Lao Wu didn't know who Li Xiaocui was, but the only thing he could be sure of was that this old lady was also an alien.
Serious earthlings, who has such an ass?
But he couldn't think of any humanoid alien race with such a powerful climbing ability and such a bouncy ass?
And what is even more incomprehensible is why Xiaocui's heart is pounding as soon as she sees it, and the kind of beating that her heart is frightened is more terrifying than seeing Yan Entropy's anxious eyes.
I am afraid of the flame entropy and go crazy, because this guy is the cosmic version of Bai Qi, the human life at hand is not calculated by the bar, but by the "ball", the killing army led by the Devonian royal hunter, the target of the attack is the planet, any moving life form on the planet, including single-celled life forms.
The shadow of the human life tree, most of the intelligent life forms in the universe, basically mention the Devonian royal royal hunters and killing legions, there is no trembling.
The same goes for Wu Changfeng.
But Yan Entropy is Yan Entropy, and his reputation is outside, and when he faces Li Xiaocui, he feels different, as if there is an invisible coercion pressing him.
Shaking his head, Wu Changfeng stopped thinking about these messy things, and let Chu Ci and Qin Lele get them back first.
According to Li Xiaocui, Chu Ci is not dead yet, and since he is not dead, then the two of them should be on a planet that is suitable for human survival.
As soon as he thought of this, Wu Changfeng was afraid.
Lonely men and widows, on a rare and uninhabited planet ... This is very similar to the common routine, so maybe something bad will happen.
Qin Lele is the first right-hand man under him, and now that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is on the right track, he doesn't want Qin Lele to take a long leave at this time.
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Chapter III.