Chapter 274: Alienated Macaques
Since it was so cold last night, it was a bit unbearable to hide in the snow with a sleeping bag. Due to the lack of fire for heating, in the middle of the night, Li Dongguang's sleeping bag was completely frozen by the cold. Feeling the coldness coming from his legs, Li Dongguang's mood was heavy at this time. If his legs were too cold, he would probably face the terrible situation of local tip tissue necrosis. To put it bluntly, the toes of his toes, or even his entire foot, could be frozen.
Faced with this crisis situation, Li Dongguang could only keep moving his hands and feet in this narrow snow nest. It was finally dawn, and Li Dongguang, who hadn't slept well all night, was about to die suddenly with a dark circle under his eyes. At this time, he didn't want to continue to follow up on the Deception Martial Arts Pavilion, what he wanted to do most at this time was to roast the fire next to the bonfire, and then drink a sip of hot water.
With this beautiful vision and belief, Li Dongguang, who was already full of ice slag at this time, was once again beaten by the group of people in the Deception Martial Arts Hall and walked away, then quietly came to their camp, and then quickly lit a bonfire, and then began to enjoy a trace of warmth in winter. Li Dongguang, who was in a great mood and had relaxed all over his body, tilted his head and fell asleep next to the bonfire.
It didn't matter if he slept this time, although his life was saved, he missed the best time to keep up with Cangchi and his party. When Li Dongguang woke up from his dormant state, he shouted "not good"! Looking at the direction of the sun now, the group of people from the Deception Martial Arts Hall must have already arrived at their destination! Having been tasked with monitoring and also being tasked with provocation, he failed to rush to the scene with the personnel of the Deception Martial Arts Hall at the first time, and this was his greatest dereliction of duty!
Li Dongguang, who was afraid of being severely punished by his own head, didn't even have time to eat, so he rushed to the destination directly!
When Cangchi and his party arrived at the scene, it was time to eat at noon, and after Cangchi found a good perspective to observe for a while, he found that the alienated macaques were directing a group of ragged, dirty, wrinkled looking people to cook for them. Watching these disciples of the Stone Mountain Martial Arts Hall being supervised by an alienated macaque holding a rattan beside them, that kind of scene is a little funny and a little sad.
These people are driven by the general use of miscellaneous servants.,But it's a disciple of the Ishiyama Martial Arts Hall, which ranks second in the Federation.γ If this picture is disseminated, it is obvious that the prestige of the Ishiyama Martial Arts Hall will be greatly damaged.
"Holy. Brother Ma. This group of monkeys is also arrogant, and they dare to enslave humans!" Kong Rui, who was combing his rainbow cockscomb head, couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth after seeing this scene. Such a situation is absolutely not allowed to exist in his values.
"Brother Kong, they all say that monkeys are smart. These brutes must have become as savvy as humans after mutating. If we let them develop for a few more days, wouldn't they have to sit on our human heads and and pee?!" Ma Yunfeng also looked very angry at this time. Anyway, humans are also evolving a little faster than these monkeys, when will it be the turn of the monkeys to be kings!?
"I don't think it's possible. You see that these monkeys are all bare-bottomed, and their intelligence has not been developed much. I think the monkeys are a little smarter than they used to be, and they've learned how to enjoy themselves. Feng Bao didn't agree with Ma Yunfeng and Kong Rui, the top partners of the martial arts hall.
"Not necessarily. As the so-called cangli knows etiquette, food and clothing are sufficient to know honor and disgrace, any creature is first in the food and clothing, and then gradually develop civilization. What these monkeys are doing now is quite in line with the natural evolution of civilization.
Judging by their behavior at this time, they have learned the way of a slave society. It seems to be growing up quite quickly. β
Gao Zhen, who has a fairly complete knowledge reserve, pushed his eyes without lenses, and said his opinion reasonably.
After Gao Zhen, the smartest person in the martial arts hall, made this high statement, the students who were watching at the scene were shocked. Not to mention, this Gao Zhen analysis is really reasonable. The performance of these alienated macaques at this time is really a bit of a slave owner. But this scene of enslaving humans with a bare ass is really a spicy feeling.
"Brother Gao. That's pretty pointed. When did you say that these monkeys knew how to put on clothes? Could it be that they have developed into the era of farming?" Tian Rong, who had obviously played a lot of games, made a joking mention after sorting out the arrow feathers in his quiver.
"My so-called slave society is nothing more than an analogy. All you need to know is that these monkeys are not easy to mess with. Maybe one day a monkey who can speak human language will come out, and it won't be strange at all. After all, monkeys and orangutans are the most similar groups to human beings. If there is any alien creature that is the most threatening in the future, then I think it must be monkeys and orangutans. Gao Zhen is just talking casually, and he is constantly improving his theory at this time.
"Don't be monkeys or orangutans. No one can say for sure what will happen in the future, but the current situation still needs to be figured out as soon as possible, how to deal with these alienated macaques. Lu Chengan saw that the more these little cubs talked, the more they were out of character, so he made a point.
"yes. After all, these monkeys have hostages in their hands. If we attack it, it will be easy to tear up the ticket. Since the meal was almost coming, Wei Linwei echoed while eating the dim sum he had reserved.
"I said Wei Fatty, as long as you take out all the little things you eat, those monkeys will definitely go out to grab food. How about it, Fat Wei, do you want to sacrifice your ego once?" Kong Rui stroked his rainbow cockscomb and teased Wei Linwei who was eating happily a little.
"I think it's hard. I think those monkeys must be very smart, and they won't be fooled so easily. "Wei Linwei's IQ level of food protection can be described as explosive, and Kong Rui's ill-intentioned ridicule was settled in minutes.
"The monkeys all have monkey kings, which of you go to the front of the battle to challenge and see if you can stimulate their monkey kings. After a little observation, Cang Chi had already confirmed that the Monkey King of this group of alienated macaques was that one. As long as this monkey king can be subdued, this group of alienated macaques may be self-defeating.
The head of the sect is very reasonable! The monkey group is a small society with a very strict hierarchy, and each candidate has his own class of monkeys. For example, some macaques like to soak in hot springs in winter, but not all monkeys can soak in hot springs together, and low-ranking macaques are not qualified to soak in hot springs with high-ranking macaques at all.
In addition to these day-to-day hierarchies, the Monkey King's position among the monkeys is also supreme. As long as the ordinary monkey defeats the old monkey king, he will be able to dominate the entire monkey group immediately, and the other monkeys don't even have the heart to resist. If we can really succeed in finding the monkey king and defeating it, maybe this group of macaques will really collapse without a fight. β
After Gao Zhen heard Cangchi's idea, he also seemed to agree with it, and instantly explained the theoretical basis clearly.
"If we defeat this monkey king, this group of alienated macaques will recognize us as the master?" Wei Linwei nibbled on the chicken leg in his hand while throwing out this slightly strange brain hole.
"I said that the fat man Wei at this time of eating is smart. Why have you thought everything through?" Ma Yunfeng heard Wei Linwei's assertion, and he also made a joke.
"It shouldn't be possible. No matter how stupid these macaques are, they won't recognize the enemy as the main one. Their final outcome should be to run for a new monkey king again after the collective rout. Gao Zhen vetoed Wei Linwei's naΓ―ve idea with a single word.
If it were so easy to get a group of monkeys, then many craftsmen who trained monkeys would not catch the monkeys and tame them. Wouldn't it be nice to directly kill a monkey king and then get a whole group of monkeys? Therefore, although Wei Linwei's argument is theoretically feasible, it is not possible at all in practice.
"Why, have you figured out who will be the first to play?" Cang Chi saw that the little cubs had discussed it almost, so he began to have the intention to test them. After all, the strength of the alienated macaque king is quite strong, and it is still very difficult for these little cubs to win alone.
With such a rare opportunity for trial, Cangchi naturally has to grasp it. This is the original intention of Cang Chi's plan to prioritize the defeat of the Alien Macaque King. As for whether he would be able to subdue the entire macaque group after defeating the Macaque King, Cangchi didn't think so deeply. After all, in Cangchi's opinion, this group of alienated macaques is an existence that can be destroyed at will.
"Let's let Fat Wei go. Looking at the posture of the group of alienated macaques, it seems that they like human food very much, as long as Wei Fatzi casually grills a few steaks in front of them, they will definitely be fooled. Kong Rui teased Wei Linwei in a hurry.
"This ...... It's not right. Are we going to kill those alienated macaques, or are we going to buy them?" As soon as he heard that his steak was going to be divided, Wei Linwei's IQ ceiling was raised again, and he retorted directly.
"But I think it's very appropriate for Fat Wei to go. All you need to do is grill in front of them to attract a wave of their attention, and then we'll go around behind them and rescue the hostages. This kind of luring tactics is also very good. Gao Zhen pushed his glasses and quickly formulated a very simple tactic to lure the enemy.
"That's fine. Lin Wei, I wronged you to lure the enemy in front first. After hearing about Gao Zhen's plan, Lu Chengan also agreed to this approach.
"That's fine. Seeing that his master said so, Wei Linwei could only admit it, and it was a big deal that he wouldn't give a steak to these monkeys later.
After everything was ready, Gao Zhen led Ma Yunfeng, Kong Rui and others to quietly go around to the rear of the alienated macaque group. After quietly contacting Lu Cheng'an on the walkie-talkie, Wei Linwei came to the front of the alienated macaque group not far from the front with his alloy battle axe in one hand and the barbecue grill in the other.
Shi Yushan, a disciple of the Shishan Martial Arts Hall and a withered young master who were imprisoned by the alienated macaque group, saw someone approaching them with weapons, and they all looked quite excited for a while when they thought that reinforcements were coming. Because of this excitement, they have suffered from the rattan of the alienated macaque. However, they are quite excited, they can't care about this, and they are also scolding when they are beaten by rattans, and they are already blatantly cursing these alienated macaques for not dying well.
But when they saw the appearance of the person who came, they were unusually puzzled for a while. I haven't heard that the high-ranking man of the Federation is so fat? This fat man also brought a barbecue grill, is this here to rescue? Or is he here for a picnic?
When the hostages saw Wei Linwei stop thirty or forty meters away from them, they then set up a barbecue grill and lit charcoal there. After seeing this, the hostage dudes were going crazy. Didn't you see a group of extremely dangerous monkeys here? And they came here to have a barbecue, do you think this is the monkey mountain of the zoo?
When the hostages naturally went from surprise to despair, the alienated macaques in charge of vigilance all observed Wei Linwei with extreme vigilance. For this approaching human, the alienated macaque even let out a warning "squeak" sound, reminding Wei Linwei not to get any closer. When Wei Linwei stopped thirty or forty meters away from them, the alienated macaque group settled down.
Such a distance is not too far, but it is also within the safe range. As long as this human doesn't make trouble, then they can still be safe with each other. After all, in addition to imprisoning a group of humans as their own cooks, the alienated macaques are still unusually friendly to other humans. Their principle of handling things is basically the same: no one will offend me, and I will not offend others.
When Wei Linwei lit a charcoal fire, then put a steak on it, and then brushed it with black pepper sauce and barbecue sauce in order to increase the fragrance, the natural fragrance of the food naturally drifted into the alienated macaque group with the cold wind in winter.
Such a fragrance immediately made these alienated macaques boil! Isn't the thirst for food exactly the original intention of them to capture and enslave these human beings?! How can they not be excited when they smell such a fragrance again?!
Without the slightest hesitation, these alienated macaques began to charge towards Wei Linwei in a swarm. As for the members of the Ishiyama Martial Arts Gym who were imprisoned by them as treasures before, they were all thrown away like a piece of.