Chapter 153 Ten years of longevity, this deal is not a loss
Hearing this, Ren Keke's face was full of embarrassment, pregnant?
Ren Keke's face turned crimson and said shyly: "I, I'll wash my face." ”
Ren Keke left quickly, and the little king of Hades glanced at Zheng Yu: "Why is her face red, has it been fried?"
"Bomb your sister, what's the matter with you, didn't you go out to find the monk who revised the book of life and death, why did you come back to play the game again. ”
Xiao Yan said: "It's okay, the book of life and death has returned to normal, it's okay, what's the matter, are you playing games with us?"
"Beat your sister, you crazy people, are you just playing games here for a long time, and what's the matter with these clothes on your body?"
The Howling Sky Dog laughed and said, "I picked it, how about it, it's great, my vision is still good." ”
The corners of Zheng Yu's mouth twitched, although the little Yama is called the Yama, but how can people say that he is also a girl, he picked out a black hip-hop leather coat for others, and played the queen's outfit, the most annoying thing is that he actually took the little Yama to get his ears pierced, and then take a closer look, the little Yama even had a bright eyeshadow, fortunately he didn't do his hair, otherwise this product would have become a funeral family.
Wait, Zheng Yu suddenly thought of something.
"I said, you went shopping on the street and then came back to play games, right?" Zheng Yu asked suddenly.
Little Yama returned to his seat and said without thinking, "Yes, what's wrong?"
Zheng Yu's eyes froze, and his sharp gaze looked at Xiao Hades and Black and White Impermanence who were concentrating on the game, and the Black and White Impermanence on the side was suddenly stunned, and the faces of the two immediately became ugly.
"That is, you can go wherever you want at any time, and you will not be under my control. ”
As soon as these words came out, the little king of Yama was stunned on the spot, his back was wet with cold sweat, and his face became very ugly.
"Ah, no, why does my stomach hurt so much, I want to be Gong~".
Little Yama hurriedly got up and ran out holding his stomach.
Zheng Yu grabbed the little Hades and picked him up like a chicken.
Zheng Yu's eyes narrowed and said: "Where are you going, no one can leave until this matter is explained clearly." ”
Seeing this, Black and White Impermanence got up and shouted angrily at Zheng Yu: "Boy, let us adults go, otherwise you won't be able to get rid of this capital crime today." ”
The form in the room is tense and full of smell, and I'm afraid that one will explode if you're not careful.
The roaring dog on the side looked confused, and hurriedly stepped forward to play a round: "What are you doing, what are you doing, everyone is a good brother, don't be so irritable, come and come Zheng Yu put people down, how to say that everyone is the king of hell." ”
Zheng Yu looked at the Roaring Sky Dog: "Since you know who they are, why do you have to walk so close to them, don't you know that they have always been incompatible with Heavenly Court, aren't you afraid that they will roast you and eat you?"
As soon as these words came out, black and white impermanence glanced at each other, and then laughed: "You guy won't be a fool from the wilderness, hahaha, what age is this, and he still talks about things tens of thousands of years ago, what a fool." ”
The Roaring Sky Dog also laughed: "Zheng Yu, what are you talking about, Heavenly Court and the Earth Mansion have already released their previous suspicions ten thousand years ago, if it weren't for the fact that the Heavenly Realm was disconnected from the Human Realm, now the Earth and the Heavenly Court would join hands to develop harmoniously." ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu was a little confused, what is the situation, could it be that Zhang Daoling deceived himself?
"You won't listen to Zhang Daoling's two fools, that two fools are the last to enter the heavenly court, that goods like to hunt demons and monsters in the human world, the underworld and the demon clan have always wanted him, there is no way for him to find a way to go to the heavenly court, or he has been fried in the oil pot now. ”
After speaking, the roaring dog laughed, and the black and white impermanence also laughed heartily, and the little king of Hades held his hands in front of his chest, and was carried in the air by Zheng Yu, and said disdainfully: "If it weren't for the face of you being a person from heaven, this king would have destroyed you, so don't you put it down for me quickly." ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu stupidly put down the little Yama king, and the little Yama king snorted coldly and said: "Okay, in view of your performance of knowing your mistakes and changing them, now this king will not kill you, you hurry up and charge this king with a V8 and then find a booster to let this king be a king, forget it, otherwise, you have to be careful, this king controls the life and death of human beings." ”
The black and white impermanence on the side hurriedly said: "And ours, it's the same, V8 king package." ”
"Oh, okay. ”
Zheng Yu's face was confused, he was completely stupid now, he didn't expect to be tricked by Zhang Daoling.
Just as Zheng Yu was about to charge the little Yama King who was full of expectations, Zheng Yu finally reacted.
", I was almost taken away by you" Zheng Yu threw his mouse and pointed angrily at the three of Xiao Hades: "You three guys want to eat big, I understand, you are not subdued by me at all, you are because the underworld is too poor, look at my luxury here, in fact, you want to stay here all the time to play, right." ”
Black and white impermanence got up and retorted: "Wrong, you are very wrong. ”
Zheng Yu looked at the black and white impermanence with a confused expression, and then the little king of Yama slowly got up, looked at Zheng Yu with a serious face, his eyes were full of endless majesty, and he pointed his finger at Zheng Yu and said: "We have made a decision, from now on, you have been completely requisitioned by our third prefecture, we are going to work here, this is the third prefecture administration, hahaha." ”
Immediately afterward, the other three joined out laughing.
Zheng Yu looked at the little Yama with a bewildered expression, he never thought that the little Yama would be so shameless, and he would blatantly want to rob his house, which was clearly about to rob.
"I'll go to your sister's requisition, Lao Tzu doesn't agree, this is Lao Tzu's home, why do you want to work here, I absolutely don't agree. ”
Zheng Yu shouted angrily, but the little king of Hades suddenly sneered, the laughter was very frightening, the laughter was mixed with terror and killing intent, I am afraid that if Zheng Yu disagreed, she would kill as if she was on a killing spree.
The little king of Hades suddenly raised his head, and said with a harmless look of humans and animals: "It's useless, I have already reported to the underworld, and they have agreed, the most important thing is that the sun has gone down, and now there are ghosts coming here." ”
As he spoke, two ghosts came through the wall.
Seeing this, Zheng Yu couldn't help but shudder.
And the little Yama changed into his own Hades costume, and the black and white impermanence also changed and became the real black and white impermanence, each of them held a yin and yang order in their hands, standing behind the little Yama, majestic.
Sitting in front of the monitor, the little Hades pressed the button, and the game on the screen disappeared into a table of population counts, and then the ghost was interrogated.
"Name, gender, cause of death, ......"
Zheng Yu looked at all this, the whole person was not good, he was about to cry, what did the people of the underworld think, they actually agreed with the little Yama king to occupy their house?
The Howling Sky Dog walked over and patted Zheng Yu on the shoulder: "You have a lot of money, not bad for these two villas, let's change one." ”
"The dove occupies the magpie's nest, thinking that I can't help it, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”
Zheng Yu was about to cry when he was made by these three guys, holding a talisman in his hand, but when Zheng Yu took out the talisman, Xiao Hades and Black and White Impermanence were all shocked, because according to their understanding, Zheng Yu didn't know how to spell, could it be that this guy hid his strength.
Zheng Yu took out the brush and cinnabar again in a serious way, and began to draw on it, but there were too many runes in the exorcism talisman, and he actually forgot the stroke order, and five minutes later, Zheng Yu tore the runes to pieces.
Xiao Yama and Black and White Impermanence understood, it turned out that Zheng Yu didn't know spells at all.
"I'm scared to death, I thought you could spell, if you really get an exorcism, I'm really going to run away. ”
Little Yama wiped the sweat from his forehead and let out a sigh.
"Taixuan Sutra" Zheng Yu sneered, and three runes appeared and headed towards the two ghosts: "Look at me accepting them, what should you do, I let you have no job, if you don't have a job, you will be unemployed, I won't believe it, and the top won't kill you." ”
However, before the three runes could touch the ghost, it was blocked by an external force.
The little king of Yama smiled: "The old trick is repeated, don't be delusional, your Taixuan Sutra is useless to us, it's almost the same with a charm." ”
"Huh?" Zheng Yu was even more confused now, he was in the chemical factory before, and Taixuanjing obviously accepted them.
Hei Wuchang said lightly: "Mr. Zheng, you still accept your supernatural powers, being subdued by you is just our strategy, we have been paying attention to you for a long time, if it weren't for being able to come here with you, how could you accept us with your Taixuan Sutra, we are high-ranking officials of the underworld, not ghosts." ”
Click~boom~
Zheng Yu's brain seemed to have an explosion in his head, and Zheng Yu was stunned all of a sudden, it turned out that all this was calculated by them, these goods have been staring at themselves for a long time, I am afraid that I will not be able to take back the power of the villa in the future.
Bai Wuchang said: "Mr. Zheng, don't worry, you do things for our underworld, we will protect you and your family, Yan Jun has explained, your family can each increase their longevity by ten years, which is enough to compensate for this villa." ”
Ten years of longevity?
This deal is good, that is to say, parents can live for ten more years, a villa in exchange for their ten years of longevity, this deal is very cost-effective, Zheng Yu thought a few days ago that there is any pill that can increase longevity, and now it is okay, parents directly increase their longevity by ten years, this is simply pie in the sky.
Zheng Yu suddenly thought of something, and looked up at the little Yama King: "Lord Hades, don't you want to charge V8, in this way, how many people are there in your underworld, I will charge each of them a V8, how about you add ten years of yang life to each of my family?"