087: Tianshan Tong's grandmother

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and this high-grade Lushan cloud and mist will naturally not be bitter.

I feel that tea is bitter because people who drink tea have lost the mood of tasting tea.

At this moment, Li Luogen finally put down the unfinished cup of tea in his hand and slowly put it down: "Classmate Kong Shucheng, you think so sure that I am the 'Pingding Tiegui Li' you are looking for?"

Kong Shucheng: "Yes. ”

"Do you think I have a leg problem? To tell you the truth, I've been playing in Mangshan County every week now, and I've scored in almost every game. ”

"Nicknamed Tie Guan Li, he may not necessarily be a lame hero. For example, my homeroom teacher's nickname is Long Piaopiao, so she doesn't necessarily have to be surnamed Long, or she must be floating in the sky. According to my guess, 'Pingding Tiegui Li' can be a screen name or a spiritual symbol. ”

"Spiritual symbolism? Hehe, this point of view has some meaning. Even if it's just a spiritual symbol, how can you conclude that I'm the one who has the 'Iron Kidnapper Spiritual Symbol'?

"There are many reasons for this. ”

"For example?"

"For example, the "Laughing Eight Immortals" in your study. ”

"Oh?" said Li Luogan's eyes.

"Uncle Li, just now, you said that the "Laughing Eight Immortals" was given to you by Mr. Han Meilin personally?"

"Yes. ”

Kong Shucheng nodded: "Just now, I carefully observed it again, when Han Meilin was actually painting this painting, he only painted a total of seven immortals, among the seven immortals, some carried swords, some played, some carried flower baskets on their arms, some held banana fans in their hands, and some twisted lotus flowers in their hands............... But I couldn't see the iron cane with a cane and a wine gourd. The meaning outside the painting is to imply that Uncle Li is the iron crutch Li of the current academic world. ”

"Hahaha, it's a bit interesting, when you say this, I seem to have really become an iron kidnapper. Lee Rogan smiled.

"Uncle Li, aren't you? You are exactly what I am looking for, to pacify Tie Tie and kidnap Li. ”

“.........”

Li Luogen didn't speak, just got up slowly, walked to the study, and looked at the "Laughing Eight Immortals" on the wall with a focused expression.

Kong Shucheng put down the teacup in his hand and was about to walk over.

Suddenly!

Li Luogen turned around, looked at Kong Shucheng, and said expressionlessly: "Classmate Kong Shucheng, you are a relatively smart student, but you are not the kind of student I want, you better go back." ”

"Why, you think, I'm going to prostitute for nothing......... Oh no, it's for nothing? I'm willing to double the amount of make-up fees that others give you. ”

Li Luogen smiled slightly: "Classmate Kong Shucheng, it's not a matter of money, but we really don't have fate." ”

“.........”

Kong Shucheng (⊙_⊙)

Fate: Find a math teacher to make up for the class, and not find someone to nourish the yin and yang, why pay so much attention to fate?

Kong Shucheng cleared his throat, and just wanted to say, "Fate can be cultivated", but Li Luogen walked into the study alone and closed the door.

Obviously, Uncle Li is giving an eviction order.

Kong Shucheng looked at Li Ruiyun next to him helplessly: "Hey, your uncle, what's wrong?"

Li Ruiyun shrugged and said embarrassedly: "Didn't I tell you just now? There is only one step between a genius and a madman, and my uncle is ......... It's already going crazy. ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard melodious music coming from the study.

As soon as Kong Shucheng heard it, he knew that it was a very classic English song "The Sound Of Silence"

This song of the golden years is the theme song of the American Oscar super-classic movie "The Graduate". A long time ago, the movie "The Graduate" starring actor Dustin Hoffman was once popular all over the world. For many college students in the 80s and 90s, this movie was almost a window into Western civilization and youth life.

Naturally, the film's beautiful and rustic theme song is also one of the reasons why they are fascinated.

Kong Shucheng looked at the study with the door closed, and suddenly frowned: "I didn't expect that your uncle actually likes to listen to this song." ”

Li Ruiyun: "He doesn't just like to listen to it, it's just that the poisoning is too deep." Every time I came to his house, he played this song in a death loop. ”

"Oh? This shows that your uncle must also be a person with a story. ”

"Nonsense, he's 42 years old this year and has been single all the time, can he have no story?"

"Isn't it? 42 years old are single? This, this is not a story, but there was an accident, right? Your uncle, his internal tendencies, should be normal, right?"

"Hey, Kong Shucheng, what do you want to say?"

Li Ruiyun's angry appearance is also quite bearable.

"Oh, nothing, nothing, I just suddenly remembered that there seems to be an old woman with a story in our four middle schools. By the way, I remembered, the Tianshan Tong grandmother in our school, she seems to be like your uncle, and she also likes to listen to this song. ”

"Tianshan Tong's grandmother, I didn't expect that your Dongrao No. 4 Middle School actually also specializes in the characters in "Tianlong Babu"? Moreover, he is also the master of the Eagle Palace of the Ethereal Peak of the Tianshan Mountains. Li Ruiyun was curious.

Kong Shucheng nodded: "Well, it's still Li Qiushui's senior sister." ”

"Kong Shucheng, hurry up and talk about it, your 'Tianshan Tong Grandma' in the fourth middle school. I'd love to hear about it. ”

"I said what is she doing? I came here to apprentice, and since your uncle won't accept me as a student, I'm afraid I'll have to leave too." ”

As he spoke, Kong Shucheng stood up.

After all, it was already getting late, and Li Luogen had begun to issue an eviction order, and if he Kong Shucheng stayed here in vain, maybe people would close the door and let the dogs go. Besides, he can't live here tonight, there is a room upstairs with a light upstairs, he can't rob Li Ruiyun........., right?

No, no.

"Hey, Kong Shucheng, what are you thinking?"

"I was thinking that I should leave now, or I wouldn't have a place to sleep tonight. ”

“.........”

Li Ruiyun didn't know how to answer, his question about "where to sleep", she just looked at her phone: "Hey, it's only half past eight, why don't you leave later, I still have questions for you." ”

"What's the problem?"

"That's it, the Tianshan Tong you just said, who is she?"

"Why are you asking this?"

"Kong Shucheng, if you tell me the secret about Tianshan Tong's grandmother, then I also have a secret to tell you. ”

"Uh......... Senior sister, given our current relationship, I don't seem to be very suitable to inquire about your secrets, right?"

"Ah, Kong Shucheng, you, what do you think? Your brain......... It's necrotic!"

Rao is Li Ruiyun, as a senior sister who came over with strong winds and waves, is also a little blushing at the moment. She glared at Kong Shucheng angrily: "Kong Shucheng, the secret I want to tell is actually about my uncle, if you don't want to hear it, pull it down." ”

"Ah......... Is that really the case?"

"Of course, do you like to listen or not. ”

"Listen, of course. ”

Kong Shucheng looked seriously at the big-eyed senior sister Li Ruiyun in front of him. Well, according to the "Bayesian theorem" she just said, she doesn't seem to be lying.

"Okay, senior sister, I'll tell you the secret about Tianshan Tong's grandmother later, and you must also tell me the secret about your uncle?"

"It's a deal. ”

The two friends are so embarrassed. Oh no, it's taking advantage of each other.

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