The mountain road leading to Kamisato Village is steep. Tang didn't dare to speak, and neither did Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye. So the three of them drove quietly, sat quietly, and quietly returned to Li Village. Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, come back! Did you bring me snacks? You said you wanted me to sing to you, so you bought me snacks. You can't break your word."

Libu's car had just stopped at the door, Tang Xiaowang, who had been waiting at the door for a long time, ran out while carefully opening the door, took out a new schoolbag from the passenger seat and handed it to him, "Uh, give you a new schoolbag, if you want to have a snack in it, take it... ”

"Thank you brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you are the best, brother-in-law, next time you have a job, you can also find me oh, cluck... After Tang Xiaowang received Tang Ministry's new bag, he touched the filled snacks and milk inside, and laughed happily. Tang Bu touched the little guy's head with a smile, pointed to Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye who came out of the car and said: "This is Uncle Aojuan, this is Uncle Xiaoye, they came back from making money outside, oh, sweet mouth, maybe snacks... ”

"Hello, Uncle Aojuan, hello, Uncle Xiaoye, I'm Tang Xiaowang, welcome back to Tang Village, welcome home!" Listen to what Rib has to say. Tang Xiaowang immediately played the role of the recently trained Xiao Tianzui, and Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye, who were smiling, played the role of summoning Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaomu, this time a little anxious. And I haven't made a penny all these years. So they went home empty-handed. But although he returned empty-handed, the two of them glanced at each other, or took out a hundred yuan from their pockets one after another and handed it to Tang Xiaowangdao; "The uncles came back in a hurry, so I didn't buy you a gift, this is a hundred dollars for you as your pocket money, okay?" 100 yuan, they give me 100 yuan each, are they legendary rich people? "My brother-in-law is a millionaire, and I earn money for him to sing, and he only gave me 30 yuan and a school bag. These two uncles, I just called one uncle hello, they gave me $200, so generous, the two of them must be billionaires!!"

After turning his clever head for a while, Tang Xiaowang immediately put away the money, then opened his new bag, took out two bottles of yogurt from it and turned them into a straw, and then handed them to Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye Lu very doggedly; "Uncle Tamaki, Uncle Konoha, come over and drink a bottle of yogurt.

It's not a good way up the mountain. "There was a bottle of yogurt to compensate... "That's what I'm going to say? Is this dog's leg really the son of my honest eldest brother and my sister-in-law who doesn't like to talk? Why do I think this little guy has the potential to make a fortune? Like Tang Bu, hearing Tang Xiaowang's words, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye were also confused, "Doesn't it mean that the children in the mountain village are relatively simple? Why do I think this little guy is smarter than the children in the city?" I saw that I was confused after saying a few words, Tang Xiaowang grabbed the back of his head and was confused, and asked with a puzzled face: "Didn't they always talk like this when they were children?" ？

Uncle, isn't that what your people do for you? Isn't it? It's really boring to be a big boss like this, isn't it??Why don't employees and people like you? "Big boss? Big Boss "I was a mason the day before yesterday, and the ghosts will think we're the bosses, yes! After a moment of silence, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye squatted down, looking at Tang Xiaowang and crying and laughing, "Xiao Wang, my uncle is just a part-time worker, how can there be employees and subordinates?" "Not as a boss, then you must have a high salary?" After hearing Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye say that they were not the bosses, Tang Xiaowang immediately thought that they were high-paid white-collar workers. Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye, who were considered to be high-paid white-collar workers, heard Tang Xiaowang's words, and commanded Wu Forehead with an embarrassed smile: "Our salary is not high, and our job is the kind of person who moves bricks at a construction site, about three or four thousand yuan a month... ”

Uncle, don't you have a house, no car, no girlfriend, no savings account now I heard Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye say that they were moving bricks on a construction site, and after earning a few thousand yuan, Tang Xiaowang immediately lost his previous favor and seriously asked the two of them for help. [whimpering]... Hearing Tang Xiaowang's words, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye immediately felt their hearts, as if they had been stabbed with a bayonet! The abbreviation of "bastard"! After being stabbed in the heart, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye nodded again, "We don't have these things, but we do, because we will play with your brother-in-law." "Oh, then you work hard to become a star as soon as possible, marry his wife, and don't be like your uncle who knows you as an old bachelor. ”

After the little adult liked Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye's nods, Tang turned to Tang Bu and asked, "Brother-in-law, Sister Shuangxi later said that she wanted to catch loaches, I took her fifty yuan to work, you don't want to go with me, my little loach is unstable... "Hello, good morning everyone, I am your sweet princess double happiness!" ！

We're not singing today. How about catching loaches today? Hey, Brother Tang, you're back. We're going to catch that loach. Do you want to go together?" Tang Xiaowang's voice just fell, Shuangxi held a bucket in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, and when she saw Tang Bu, she also walked into the camera in surprise and happily asked him if he would go together. Hearing Tang Xiaowang and Shuangxi's words, he just wanted to catch some eels for Tang Yanmei and go back to eat cereal porridge Tang Bu, he smiled and nodded at the camera: "Hello everyone, I'm the most handsome Libu, we don't sing today, how about we go to play wild and catch loaches... ”。 The sentence is too long, can it be shorter?

A phone call from Tang Bo. directly let the Double Happiness live broadcast room fry countless rolling subtitles, all of which scolded Libu for not being a good live broadcast singer, and some people even mentioned him fishing, snail and duck fishing. In the live broadcast room, those who urged themselves to turn on the live subtitles, Libu didn't see it directly. Just as he didn't see it, Tang Bu also left the camera directly and asked Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye: "Do you want to be on TV today?" ？

If you want, you can go back and open the line, change your clothes, and come with us to the loach catching live" liebgott We started before the live broadcast, because the live broadcast didn't work, so we moved the bricks, so now we can do it live. As soon as he saw the Double Happiness broadcast studio rewarding Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye, he immediately replied to Tang Bu with an expectant look and heard the replies of the two. Ribu nodded, turned around and went back to the house, took two sets of live broadcast equipment, took two speakers for himself, and handed them Lu, "Okay, take one for each person, play first." I'll bring you a fan in a moment. In the future, you want to make as much money as you can" Thank you, Brother Tang. We will definitely broadcast it live, and we won't let you down" Seeing the equipment that Tang Buge gave himself and his wife, both of them are high-end equipment, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye happily promised, "Do a good job, that is, an annual salary of tens of thousands, or 100,000, one million, depending on your own efforts!" ”！!

After smiling and returning to Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye's side and saying a few words, Tang Bo stretched out his hand and picked up the live broadcast equipment of Double Happiness, and smiled at the way the fans quarreled in the live broadcast room of Double Happiness: "First of all, relatives, I am sorry to release your pigeon again. Secondly, I would like to explain to you why I don't have time to give you a live stream because I have to pick up the villagers who are going back to the village. I'm sorry and I hope you can forgive me. The sentence is too long, please add a short sentence, as he put himself down and stood up, David Lee turned the camera on Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye, and introduced them with a smile: "Thank you for your understanding, Lee-Boo assures you that the quality of your childhood will not disappoint you.

In addition, today we are not a one-man struggle to catch the mud ball, today we have also invited professionals, and now we will introduce you to two future field superstars, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye of the Eel Army. Hello everyone, we are the host of Playing Wild Eel Jiajun, I am Tang Xiaomu [I am Tang Xiaoye] the first winter melon video, also ask everyone, if you like to watch wild games, you can search for Eel Army Small Ranch or Eel Army Xiaoye, and then you can watch our wild game videos and live broadcasts, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye, who changed the live broadcast room Eel Jiajun, immediately after getting up, Tang Bu turned the camera to their side and smiled at the fans in the live broadcast room. I don't eat eels, they're dirty, I don't like wild animals, I won't watch your live, that's... Eel Legion, right?

I'm on my way, don't look at me because I'm going to embarrass you, because I'm not going to embarrass you for the rest of my life, I'll tell you what I'm going to do when I get there, that big school of eels ... I'm Double Happiness Crab... It is impossible to see the wild in such a life, it is impossible to see the wild in such a life, and it will not live, you can only see other anchors, so you can maintain such a life. In the Double Happiness Studio, after the warning of the fans sounded, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye's originally quiet studio immediately began to pour fans in. They even received the first and second of their live streaming career, the third... Gift. Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye saw someone enter the studio, and immediately threw Xing Tang into Tang Bu's room.

He then picked up the live broadcast equipment and started talking to the fans instead of teaching himself. He followed Tang Bu and his friends to the Tang Bu orchard with buckets, ready to catch loaches in the creek behind the Tang Bu orchard. In this way, a group of people with live broadcast equipment chatted with fans along the way about how to catch loaches, how to catch topics, and occasionally waved politely to the Tang family villagers passing by.

But what is a little funny is that when Tang Xiaomu's father Tang Dafu passed by in front of them, he actually smiled and said to Tang Bu and them: "Xiaobu, double happiness is coming, we are back." ”。 Where did these guys come from? This one looks a bit like ours... Hearing his father's words, Tang Xiaomu first gave a Wu forehead, and then cried and laughed and replied: "What, I am your son Tang Xiaomu Okay, Dad, I am not your biological child after all... ”

"Don't say it, my son is only 1.5 meters. You are more than 1.7 meters tall, how can you be my son? Also, you see that our Tangjia Village is about to develop, do you want to come and recognize your relatives casually, so that you can divide my family's property in the future? Let me tell you, it is impossible, my son Tang Xiaomu owns all my family property. Hearing Tang Xiaomu call him father, Tang Dafu was not only not a little happy, but hated Tie Chenggang and scolded him. A glass of water in the moonlight

[Heartache anchor for three seconds, hahaha, anchor you cow, even your father didn't recognize you, tell me what you've been through in the past few years, hahaha!The height of the water is not called water [Anchor how long have you not been home, your father's memory of you is still stuck at your 1.5 meters, I don't know why, suddenly sad] There is a voice spreading in the world, what kind of [ Anchor you are happy to die, accidentally met his father was suspected of robbing family property, hahahahahaha, it seems that you want your father to recognize you, to come back short of 20 cm, hahahahaha!

When the fans leaned back and fell in laughter, and Tang Xiaomu was dying, Tang Xiaoye stood up: "Uncle, I'm Xiao Ye, I'm the Xiao Ye who went out with Ah Juan, I assure you, he is really your son Tang Xiaomu, he just grew taller. "Konoha, you're the same Ono who used to play with our little boy. Uncle recognized you, you've grown up so much, so...

Hearing what Tang Xiaoye said and recognizing him again, Tang Dafu quickly turned his red eyes, looked at Tang Xiaomu with a depressed face, and said in surprise: "Ah Juan, you are home. ”。 Your mom and I miss you so much. You said you've been away for so many years, why don't you go home? "Dad, I'm sorry that my son is such a bastard, you and my mother have been worried about him for so many years, I see that I am only in my fifties, but my father who is sixty or seventy years old, Tang Xiaomu was ashamed to kneel on the ground, his eyes suddenly turned red, and tears of remorse flowed.