After eating and drinking, and after digestion, Tang Bo gathered everyone again and began to shoot the third paragraph of the plot. At the beginning of the third act, Zhang Xiaofeng stood at the door, covering his abdomen with his hands, bandaging it with blood, and Yunyan handed him a box of matches, "Thank you for visiting, remember to give five-star compliments." ”

"Good!" After saying a good word, Zhang Xiaofeng stayed on his stomach, leaned against the wall with a match in his hand, walked out under the gaze of Yunyan, and then returned to the place where they had just drunk coffee and sat next to the beauty. At this moment, Meimei is playing with her mobile phone, which has four lines of words and an emoji, the first line written by a man.

Where are you now? The second sentence was written by a man??It's afternoon, let's have dinner together, the fourth line is still from "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey" Zhang Xiaofeng smiled awkwardly and affectionately, and then shook the match in his hand, indicating that he bought the most expensive match. But Xiaomei didn't even glance at the game in his hand, he just smiled and said: "It's not early, I have to go to the next party" Listening to Amy's words, Miss Zhang covered her stomach and hurriedly opened her mouth to Meimei.

"Oh, I still have something to say" He ignored her expression, Mei Mei smiled again and said: "Next time" and then she picked up her bag and walked away "Uh, you don't go, I still have something to say... Seeing Meizi stand up and leave like this, Zhang Xiaofeng hurriedly stood up holding her stomach, wanting to hug her with a painful face.

Just then, a group of waiters came out of the café. The waiters were Tang Ziqiao and Tang Zimo, two other students picked up by Tang, and two waiters from the café. After coming out, Tang Ziqiao took the people around Zhang Xiaofeng, handed Zhang Xiaofeng a ticket with both hands, looked at him with a smile and said, "Sir, hello, please pay." Zhang Xiaofeng glanced at the lottery ticket, first stretched out his hand and touched his pocket, then looked at Tang Ziqiao with an awkward smile and said: "No, no money!"

"No money, do you want to eat the overlord meal?" He heard Zhang Xiaofeng say that he had no money, Tang Ziqiao hugged him with both hands, looked at Zhang Xiaofeng and said coldly, if you have any money, you say it again, Lao Tzu will bring someone to beat you, he suddenly saw the match he just brought back, picked it up at once, handed it to Tang Ziqiao and said, "Okay, can I pay for this match?" "Are you fucking kidding?" When he heard Zhang Xiaofeng say that he was going to pay for the matches, Tang Ziqiao immediately glared at him with a very fierce look, gritted his teeth and looked at Zhang Xiaofeng and said.

Seeing that Tang Ziqiao and several waiters seemed to be about to beat someone, Zhang immediately turned on the match and explained to Tang Ziqiao: "No, listen to me, I used this match in Italy, hey!! " Before Zhang finished speaking, Tang Ziqiao and the waiter knocked Zhang Xiaofeng down, and then in the third act, in Zhang Xiaofeng's screams, [no fighting] [no fighting] and Tang Ziqiao was finally beaten [beaten].

"Beautiful, I announce, today's shooting is over, let's pack up and go back to Tang Village!" As the plot ended, Donbury immediately stood up and directly announced the end of the work with a wave of his hand. In fact, this little movie is not completely over, there is still a short section in the courtroom, and in the end, Wang Dazhui has nothing, covered with scars, hiding in the corner and lighting a match, fantasizing about the plot of his marriage to Meimei. But these can be reshot over Tangjia Village.

In addition, today is mainly about shooting smoke scenes. After the scene was finished, Tang Bu announced that the shootout was over, then packed up and got into the van and left with the community leaders and the coffee shop owner. After leaving the set, they drove back to town and drove for more than an hour. Once in town, Mr. Tang paid for the car, then boarded a bridge crew's boat and crossed the river back to Tangjia Village. Back in Tangjia Village, Zhang Xiaofeng and Yi watched out for them, and took the surprise team to Tangbu Orchard, a pavilion decorated like the backyard of the palace, and began to reshoot the plot.

and no longer cooperated with Tang Bo's crew, so he took out his original promise to hand over the lyrics, scores, and dubbing of Yunyan's children's songs to Yunyan, and taught her to sing in the corridor outside the dormitory. "Little snail blows, seagulls listen to wings, little snails blow, waves listen to smiles, little snails blow, sound call the boat back, little snails blow, father listens fast back, boundless beach, blue waters, blowing snails, beautiful hearts, boundless beaches, blue waters, blowing snails, beautiful hearts... ”。

Laughing and singing the little screw to the clouds, Libu looked at the smoke with a smile, and said with a doting face: "Come, sing with Uncle Libu, sing well, Uncle will take you to see Dad and Brother catching fish" "The little snail is whistling, the seagulls are flying, the little snail is whistling, the waves are smiling... ”

Using the music of the mobile phone to rotate a small screw again, Xiaoyan immediately took Libo's hand and said with a smile: "Uncle Libu, you are an adult, you can't keep your promises, so you take me to watch my dad catch fish now." "Sister-in-law Yunyan said that she wanted to see Brother Long fishing, I will take her to see Yunyan now, I really want to see Yuntian Dragon catching fish, Tang Bu out of politeness and responsibility, asked Cai Xiaoqin to come out, Cai Xiaoqin was packing up things in the dormitory. After listening to Tang Bu's words, Cai Xiaoqin's voice quickly came into the room, "Wait for me, I'm changing my shoes, I'll be fine soon, I also want to see how you and Omaqi are fishing." "Okay, don't worry, we'll wait for you... After laughing, he returned to Cai Xiaoqin's side, and Tang Bu would also help Yunyan, and the cloth shoes would be replaced with small sandals. Then after Cai Xiaoqin came out, the two of them walked together to the village chief in the east of the village, which was also the place where Tang Xiaomu caught fish. They've been filming for more than 10 hours today, so after all this time, he feels like Omaki and Yundan should have caught a fish by now. When they reached the river, they were stunned by what they saw.

At this time, Tang Hong, Tang Xiaoye, Yun Tianlong, and Tang Dafu, the four of them had just cut off the entire river, and the water in it needed to flow for at least three or four hours before they could go down to catch fish. But before Yunhong and Tang Xiaomu were launched, they actually went ashore to burn the fire, and they called the chickens. "Come on, we're back from the picture, and you haven't dried the water yet. You're a little lazy, it's delicious to call the chicken, give me a piece, and I'll take it back to your sister-in-law to eat. Tang didn't like the speed of Tang Xiaoye and his men, glanced at Tang Xiaomu, and whispered to him.

"Brother, we worked for a long time and got two chickens. If we get you one now, we won't have enough food. In addition, my sister-in-law is now a pregnant woman, and it is not suitable for such baked goods, Tang Xiaomu directly refused, not wanting to agree to him, but the landlord has no extra food at home. Hearing that Tang Xiaomu had just bought two chickens, Tang Bu immediately said with a look of disgust: "There are so many chickens in the bamboo forest, only the two of you have been caught.

"How can you say that? Where did you learn to be so stingy? Even if you don't have chicken, you should have some sweet potatoes or something to make up the difference. "What do these two chickens look like when they're dry... "Oh, by the way, then, Brother Tang, come and help me do the live broadcast and call the chicken. I want to go home and get twenty catties of sweet potatoes for everyone to roast sweet potatoes, Tang Xiaomu gave up his position to Tang Bu after informing Tang Bu a few words, and ran home to get sweet potatoes by himself. After Tang Xiaomu left, Tang didn't go directly to take over, but gave the position to Tang Hong, "Brother, or you do it, I'm not suitable for roast chicken, every time I do it, I eat black charcoal at the end, so I don't waste ingredients... ”

"Hello, family, I'm Tang Hong. Omaki went home for sweet potatoes, so now I'm in charge of the studio. Now that the river has been cut off, we should be able to go down and catch fish in a few hours or so. Do you see the fish in the water? Many of them are big, aren't they? But, because the water is still so deep, we can only look at them longingly from the shore now. It will take a while to catch them, but Tang Hong did not take over the task of the kiln, but used a live broadcast equipment to reach the clay with netizens. "This is their eldest brother, although people are a little stupid, but still give him some face, or be beaten by the eldest brother, it doesn't make any sense...

In his heart of self-comfort, Tang Bu first bent down to put a little firewood in the mud kiln, then looked at Yun Tianlong and Tang Xiaoye and asked: "You're here early, why don't you cut the water?" We cut off the water in the morning, and when we went back for lunch, we forgot to leave someone here to watch, and then when no one was watching, the dam we built collapsed... Speaking of why the current hadn't been cut off until now, Tang Xiaoye and Yun Tianlong immediately showed embarrassed faces. Just when there was an awkward time between them. While following Cai Xiaoqin in the river to see if there were any fish smoking, suddenly Wu Kou pointed to the upstream that was cut off by Tang Hong, there was still water flow upstream, and there was a big turtle in it, and he was happy and surprised: "Dad, Uncle Libu, Uncle Dajuan, look. Look, what a turtle!! “

"Brothers, good things have appeared, now let me show you how our old Don's divers caught wild giant tortoises with their bare hands... ”

Shocked when he heard the smoke, before everyone responded, Tang Hong would directly and quickly put the live broadcast equipment into a waterproof silent state. Then after a few words with the fans in the studio, Meng's head fell directly into the water like a fast-swimming fish. Just when Tang Hong jumped into the river, the fans at the scene immediately broke out, not to mention the crazy points one after another, and there was a continuous expression of fortune and shock in the subtitles.

The eel army is rich in life [Fu Fu Fu Fu, Brother Hong, don't be so clear, we are not ready, you took me into the river, my heart is not good and I can't stand this kind of stimulation!, you don't look back (I'll go, I'll go, live broadcast to the water to catch the big turtle, I'm sighing at how powerful our eldest brother is, I can't help but sigh that my eldest brother's equipment is really good, and he even lives in the water. (I'll go, I'll go, big turtle, big turtle, but this turtle is too fast, so our big brother may go home empty-handed!]

Tang Hong, a brave swimmer, chased it in the water for three minutes without catching up. However, Tang Hong did not return empty-handed this time. When he couldn't hold his breath, he grabbed the gills of a grass carp at random and climbed directly to shore with a live broadcast device and a grass carp. After landing, Tang Hong first put the grass carp on the shore drop by drop, then reached out to remove the waterproof mode of the broadcasting equipment, and said to the fans in the studio with a wry smile: "The big turtle refuses to sink, so this hunt failed, but we are not the Air Force this time, look, big grass carp, you Brother Hong, I caught it!" " ！！!

"After Tang Hong's words fell, one immediately appeared in the subtitles, I am not the boss of the subtitles [Brother Hong, I heard that Tang Buge danced better than you, you let him go into the water to try, if Tang Buge can catch up with the last turtle, I will reward 100 rockets!! ] Look, I'm not the boss of the subtitles, I know that this is a rich man, Tang Hong smiled and said to Tang Bu, brother, I haven't played a game for many years. Let's play a game to see who can catch a giant turtle underwater

Brother Long, give me the live broadcast equipment, I'll show you today, it's called the water monster brother with a smile, Tang Bu took over the live broadcast equipment and immediately tied it to his head, this equipment was temporarily in charge of Yun Tianlong, and then he walked to the river, he smiled and said to the fans in the studio: "Brothers, the next performance will be more exciting, friends with heart disease, remember to take medicine first, now please follow the camera into the underwater world... ”

After speaking, Tang Hong and Tang Bu immediately put the live broadcast equipment into a silent waterproof state. Then they jump into the water like fish. Then they were like demons in the water, one on the left, one on the right, and one on the bottom, chasing that big, scary turtle.

The river was cut off by Tang Hong and his men, and now the turtle is upstream. In the upper reaches of the river, both sides are relatively flat, there is no place to hide, and there is still a current, so at this time, the big turtle is very passive, and can only be chased by Tang Bo and his brothers, and he does not dare to stop. Because he knew that if he stopped, the next two humans would definitely catch him.

At this time, the river was very lively, and two brothers, Tang and Tang Hong, one left and one right, one left and one right, chased the big turtle and fled. At this time, it was also very lively in the studio, and countless netizens were crazy about the gifts, and they also frantically posted subtitles to exclaim, Tang and Tang Hong's two brothers' swimming skills and diving to hold their breath. The day after the rain [Mamma Mia, are these two brothers human?] ？

You're awesome, why don't you sign up for the national swimming team? If you sign up, how many gold medals will you get!Swimming master Tang Jingjing [This sentence is really not said casually in the folk, these two swimming skills and super lung capacity, I admire Tang Jingjing, ten rockets sent out!The eel air force, the world champion is here, see the life of our eel army, brothers, we greet our heroes with the most beautiful flowers! I am the biggest one in the eel army[ Welcome all the big guys to our Eel Army's live broadcast room, the brothers serve tea and pour water, everyone is a guest, we can't ignore the guests]

Professional anti-fraud, (you guys are so fake, how can you stay underwater for so long, this giant turtle must have been planted by you, otherwise how could it not know to escape?) (Yes, this must be fake, how could a real wild turtle be chased so stupidly if he ran away before he could get close?)

(The river water is so clear, how can you raise such a big turtle, so this must be fake, you must have lied to yourself.) Eel army commander (the fake army upstairs, you are a stone from the pit, the toilet, you think it stinks, right?For people like you, I have only one word..Get out of the eel army I don't love money [Our captain is right, you are the stone in the toilet, it stinks and is hard, I send you two words, that is, get out!Leave the anti-counterfeiting unit and expose the fraud of field warfare [ Oh, at first glance you are fans of being seduced by them, you haven't been to the countryside, you haven't seen wild turtles, you're a bunch of poor people you haven't seen] they're all liars [yes, the members of the eel army are poor, a bunch of fools who don't even have any sense, a bunch of fools who can't even tell the difference between a wild tortoise and a captive tortoise] The eel army is rich

Eel Army% Super Rich [The fake army is a group of Bilian, are you Bilian in the pharmacy, or Xiu'er in the mental hospital, you are so good Does your mother know?] The eel army won't go into the water [The fake army is a bunch of bitches, you're Bilian in the pharmacy, or Xiu'er in a mental hospital, you're so good your mom knows?] I don't know my own live broadcast room, at this time, I have entered the anti-counterfeiting group because of the chaos, and it has become a mess for Tang Hong and Tang Hong, and after five breaths, I finally caught the big turtle in a corner. After catching the big turtle, Tang Bu and Tang Hong carried the big turtle to the bank, smiled at them and said, "Brother Long, this is a good thing, you have delicious food again today, hahaha... ”

"Uncle Tang Bu, I found this big turtle first, and I also have credit, Xixixi... Seeing that Tang Bu and Tang Hong had caught the turtle, Yun Yan immediately followed him forward and accepted it with a smile on his face. Because his hands were very dirty, he couldn't touch Yunyan's cute little head, so Maeb could only smile and nodded: "Yes, we Yunyan are big heroes, oh, after the big turtle is cooked at night, uncle will let Yunyan eat two big bowls, okay?"

"Two big bowls are too few, Yunyan ate three big bowls, I want to eat as much as my father, Xixi... It's just a bowl of rice, and after listening to Tang Bu's words, he raised his three little fingers unconvinced, with a proud expression on his face.

In the face of the tsunami, Tang Bo took Tang Hong to put the big turtle on the ground and trapped it to death with a net bag, then nodded to Yunyan with a smile and said: "Okay, as long as we can eat tobacco, not to mention three bowls, even five bowls Uncle will give you food... ”。

This turtle is better not to be eaten, it looks as if it has been released, you can see that it has a black bone on it, and there are words engraved on it, while the sharp Cai Xiaoqin said suddenly. After listening to Cai Xiaoqin's words, Tang Bu, Yun Tianlong, Tang Xiaoye, Tang Hong and others all stepped forward, Tang Bu bent down and wiped the moss off the small black bone fragment with hay, so that the words engraved on it were revealed.

August 9, 2009 is my birthday, God testifies, I will give you this 30-year-old turtle, in exchange, I hope that when I grow up, Libu will marry me on August 9, 2009, when Tang Yanmei is only 10 years old, or 11-year-old girl. He knew that Tang Yanmei had released the turtle he was desperately trying to catch, and as soon as his birthday passed, he would be killed. So when he saw the team and remembered that Tang Yanmei was beaten because of this, his not-so-young heart was hit hard: .

.. It's so lucky to meet a girl who has dreamed of marrying you since she was a child. Although the man she wants to marry is the original you, but fortunately I came, and I didn't miss you, so the last life of the early death was exchanged for the stability of this life, and it was worth it!".

How can you monopolize this content? They had no objection to Don letting the turtle go, but they said they were very opinionated by the fact that Don met the above demands. They smiled helplessly, Tang Bu looked at Yun Tianlong, and they put their hands out, "It's nothing, it's just that the turtle was released by an acquaintance of mine, and the things in it are a bit secret, so everyone... Ah, big rolls, you brought sweet potatoes, let's go eat roasted sweet potatoes, just a little hungry. ”