"Hey, Kong Shucheng, are you kid gloating?"

In the north wind, Long Piaopiao glanced at him.

"No, really not!"

"This sentence is obviously sarcastic about me, can't you see it?"

The dragon's fluttering chest heaved.

Kong Shucheng looked at the lettering, looked at it for a few seconds, and then said with a smile: "Teacher, this painting is indeed used to satirize you." But in my opinion, contradictions can also be converted. Since Cheng Peifeng intends to take you into an army, why don't we just plan it?"

"........." Long Piaopiao paused: "Kong Shucheng, what do you mean by this?"

Kong Shucheng: "Teacher, can't you really see that Cheng Peifeng's sentence 'the past and the future, the dragon can be broken', is actually giving you a question?"

“.........”

Long Piaopiao looked at the painting again, but still didn't see anything to say, so he snorted: "I don't think he's making a question, but a foreign appearance." He's challenging my Pang Jing's bottom line. ”

Kong Shucheng: "In my opinion, this sentence is actually the upper couplet in a couplet. ”

"Oh?"

A light flashed in Long Piaopiao's eyes. As a talented girl who graduated from the Chinese Department of the old division university, she can also be regarded as a Yinglian master. However, Kong Shucheng just said that "the past and the future, no dragon can break it" is just a link, but she has no impression at all.

So, she turned her head and asked Guo Xiaolong next to her: "Director Guo, you are a member of the Dongrao Calligraphers Association, and you have also studied a lot of couplets, do you think this sentence is a couplet?"

Guo Xiaolong shook his head in confusion: "I don't have any impression." ”

So, Long Piaopiao set his eyes on Kong Shucheng again.

Kong Shucheng smiled slightly and did not speak.

He just took out a black marker from his schoolbag, then spread out the rice paper again, and added an extra sentence under that sentence - "Cause and effect, you must know that the residual red cannot be left."

The upper link is: the past and the future, it is impossible to say that the dragon can break it

The next link is: cause and effect, it is necessary to know that the residual red cannot be left

.........

When everyone saw it, they all secretly exclaimed.

Zhou Luoxia next to her, a light suddenly flashed in her eyes.

Long Piaopiao hurriedly glanced at her: "Hey, Zhou Luoxia, do you already know the origin of that couplet?"

Zhou Luoxia smiled slightly: "Yes." If I'm not mistaken, the original version of this couplet should be from "Dream of Red Mansions". When Jia Baoyu visited the Illusory Realm for the second time, the couplet he saw was 'The past and the future cannot be broken by wisdom', 'The cause and effect of the antecedents must be known to be close and not to meet'. ”

As soon as she said this, Long Piaopiao slapped her head hard: "Oh, how did I forget this stubble? It turns out that Cheng Peifeng, this kid, still has two brushes. ”

Director Guo Xiaolong, who was next to him, also nodded frequently, and praised Kong Shucheng manually: "Hahaha, Kong Shucheng, you kid can." He really deserves to be the champion of the 'Mayor's Cup' Ancient Poetry Contest. You're really good at couplets. In Cheng Peifeng's upper couplet, 'using a giant dragon' hints at your Teacher Pang, but you alluded to Teacher Yu Hong with 'residual red'. Give someone a taste of their own medicine. It seems that Mr. Pang is a good teacher, and there are no weak soldiers under strong generals!"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Pepper next to him suddenly covered his mouth and whispered: "Ah, it turns out that this is what 'residual red' means? I thought it was .........."

Kong Shucheng: "........."

Zhou Luoxia: "........."

Long Piaopiao: "........."

Pepper knew that he had made a mistake, and quickly stepped on the brakes and smiled awkwardly.

Moment.

After Kong Shucheng wrote the "next couplet", he was about to stuff it back through the crack in the door, but Long Piaopiao suddenly said: "Wait, let me send Cheng Peifeng a horizontal batch for free - the next is not an example!"

"Hey, this is good!"

Confucius made up a handful of them, and the "horizontal batch" was also added.

A complete couplet was stuffed back into the classroom.

Just a few seconds later.

The door to classroom 505 was opened.

Cheng Peifeng, who was tall, stood at the door with a red face, and bowed deeply to Long Piaopiao: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I did this alone from beginning to end." If you want to punish, punish me alone!"

Long Piaopiao didn't speak, just looked at him for a full ten seconds.

......... of the Death Gaze Ten seconds.

Ten seconds later, Long Piaopiao strode to the podium and read out the horizontal criticism again: "Don't take it as an example." ”

Everyone in the audience didn't dare to breathe.

After a while, Long Piaopiao looked out of the door again, and she found that Zhou Luoxia, Kong Shucheng, and Xiao Chili were still standing outside, so she smiled: "Hey, you guys, why are you still stunned outside? Do you like to eat melons, or do you like to drink the northwest wind? Come in quickly, you will be students in Class 0 of the second year of high school from today onwards." Whoever is going to make any more small groups, be careful that I'm not polite to them!"

Kong Shucheng, Zhou Luoxia, and Xiao Pepper walked into the spacious and bright 505 classroom in turn.

At that moment, the eyes of the 0 class of the second year of high school were all focused on the two new students.

The boy's eyes are mainly focused on Zhou Luoxia;

The girl's eyes were mainly focused on Kong Shucheng;

As for Pepper......... Well, she's self-aware.

After entering the door, she picked an empty seat in the first row of the first group and sat down, and then smiled at the same table: "Hello, Peng Fuyuan Ai, I'm very happy to be at the same table with you." Don't worry, I promise, I won't bully you in the future!"

The small Peng Fukuhara Ai: "........."

I thought: This little pepper is really annoying. Who wants to share a table with her? In fact, they still want to share a table with Kong Shucheng, he is so good at math! And ......... He's so tall.

.........

Xiao Pepper made the first move and directly became Peng Fuyuanai's tablemate.

Zhou Luoxia and Kong Shucheng were two people, only to find out after walking into the classroom that finding "the same table" was indeed a tricky problem.

In classroom 505, there are only 30 small desks in total, and every two desks are put together, which is actually equivalent to the same table. The two stood in the doorway, glanced at it, and saw that there were two more people in the class who had empty seats next to them.

One is Shamo, and the other is Cheng Peifeng.

Zhou Luoxia glanced at Sha Mo, but Sha Mo suddenly turned his face away. Her meaning has been clearly expressed, she doesn't want to be at the same table with Zhou Luoxia. So, Zhou Luoxia also lowered her head a little embarrassed.

Kong Shucheng is a straight man of steel, and he is embarrassed to run over to be at the same table with Sha Mo. Besides, if he goes to the same table as the "undercover agent", won't he be more likely to be criticized?

So Kong Shucheng had no choice but to walk straight towards Cheng Peifeng's seat. After all, it is still more reliable for men to cooperate with men, and no one will dislike you if you usually pick your feet. Besides, Kong Shucheng is not used to being at the same table with girls.

Thinking like this, Kong Shucheng soon came to Cheng Peifeng's side.

Unexpectedly, when he just wanted to sit down, Cheng Peifeng suddenly gently pushed his chair aside with his feet. When Kong Shucheng moved the chair back, he also came to a dragon tail swing, and directly pointed his butt at Kong Shucheng. Even, even his elbow occupied most of Kong Shucheng's desk, like a dove occupying a magpie's nest.

..................

Kong Shucheng couldn't sit down at all.

He simply stood up.

Standing on the podium, Long Piaopiao saw everything in front of him clearly.

So, she strode off the podium, came to Cheng Peifeng, and yelled: "Hey, did you take the wrong medicine today? ”

Cheng Peifeng snorted disapprelicly: "Teacher, will you listen to me?"

Long Piaopiao: "You say." ”

Cheng Peifeng: "Teacher, it's not that I don't welcome classmate Kong Shucheng, I just think that I'm not suitable for him!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed.

Long Piaopiao: "Being a tablemate, not being gay, what's appropriate or inappropriate?"

Cheng Peifeng: "Teacher, my height is 1.86 meters, this classmate Kong Shucheng, I'm afraid his height is also 1.78 meters, right?"

"........." Kong Shucheng shook his head: "I'm sorry, classmate Cheng Peifeng, I'm afraid there is something wrong with your eyes, my height is the same as yours, and I am also one meter eighty-six." ”

Kong Shucheng must make up a sentence. In the past few months, he has indeed grown a centimeter taller.

"Oh, yes? You also have 1.86 meters, you can't see it. Cheng Peifeng pretended to glance at him, and then said: "Teacher, think about it, Kong Shucheng and I are 1.86 meters, although Kong Shucheng is relatively thin, but if the two of us are at the same table, it is indeed very congested! Besides, I actually want to be at the same table with a good English score, Kong Shucheng's foreign language, hey........."

As soon as this remark came out, the whole class burst into laughter.

Several other members of the "How to Train Your Dragon" immediately began to coax:

"Teacher, Brother Feng, he said a long time ago, he wants to be at the same table with the newcomer Zhou Luoxia, and he also wants to be a lonely bird. ”

"Teacher, Brother Feng, in his position, no one dares to sit down, let's let the super male student PK the super female student!"

"Teacher, Brother Feng is very well-behaved in class, he never talks to his tablemates, hahaha!"

.........

Everyone was talking hi, and Long Piaopiao suddenly wiped the blackboard in his hand and slapped it hard.

"Smack!"

The class immediately fell silent.

"Are you all finished?" Long Piaopiao pointed to the members of the "Dragon Training Team" who were talking loudly in the audience, and said loudly: "You guys, if you dare to talk more, you will directly get me out of Class 0 of the second year of high school." In the future, I don't want to hear the word 'Brother Feng' again. We are here in the key class of the fourth middle school, and we are not a HEI society here. ”

After speaking, she squinted her eyes again and said to Cheng Peifeng: "You are 186 tall, aren't you? You are very strong, aren't you?

Cheng Peifeng did not flinch, and even raised his head: "Yes, teacher, I just seek truth from facts!"

Long Piaopiao: "Very good. Since you like to seek truth from facts, then I will emancipate your mind and order you to go to the first row of the first group and share the table with Peng Genying. ”

As soon as these words came out, the class was in an uproar again.

Peng Genying, that is, "Peng Fu Yuan Ai". Mao Nan also gave her a nickname, called "Gen No. 2". Because, it is said that her height is only 1.414 meters.

Cheng Peifeng: "........."

At this moment, his heart was broken. But the dragon's fate was unbearable, and he had to pack his schoolbag and walk to the first row of the first group in despair. From now on, he and Peng Fuyuan Ai will set a record for the most cute height difference in the history of the four tablemates.

186cmVS141cm。

Feng Tang, who was sitting in the back, saw Cheng Peifeng sitting in the first row of the first group, so he couldn't help but laugh and said: "Haha, Brother Feng and Peng Fuyuan love are at the same table, that is definitely the standard height difference of Deyun Club!"

Before he finished speaking, a piece of chalk hit him directly on the center of his eyebrows.

Long Piaopiao glared angrily: "Feng Tang! You stand up for me and stand outside for a lesson! What did I tell you just now? If anyone dares to call him 'Brother Feng' again, he will be treated the same as Feng Tang." ”

Long Piaopiao's move can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone.

Her move not only maintained the seriousness of classroom discipline, but also suppressed Cheng Peifeng's momentum. In front of the old lady, he Cheng Peifeng is "Brother Feng", so what am I?

Feng Tang didn't want to die, so he had to keep his head down and go outside to cool off.

Long Piaopiao's trick to kill chickens and monkeys can be described as remarkable. Even the domineering Cheng Peifeng and several other members of the "How to Train Your Dragon" were possessed by An Dehai one by one, and they couldn't get up anymore. After all, all of you here are people who love to learn, and even if they are skinny, they have an upper limit. At a young age, if you still want to play routines with Long Piaopiao, then heheda.

..................

Cheng Peifeng, who is tall and strong, and Peng Fuyuan Ai became the same table. It was a result he never dreamed of.

Similarly.

Peng Fuyuan Ai never thought that one day he would be at the same table as the "big brother".

At this moment, her face turned red all of a sudden.

Oh my God, why did she end up at the same table with her brother.........? It's incredible. All along, she longed to be at the same table with a tall, big boy.

After Cheng Peifeng sat down, he snorted a few times and didn't want to speak anymore.

To be honest, his "first choice" is, of course, to be at the same table as Zhou Luoxia. It's really not good, sharing the table with Shamo can also become his "second choice". After all, in terms of appearance and temperament, Sha Mo's classmates are still broad, and no matter how bad his luck is, he will be at the same table with Little Pepper, although the tomboy has a bad temper, but sometimes he is quite humorous, and he can barely say it.

But......... Stepping on a horse, Long Piaopiao actually asked him to be at the same table with Peng Fuyuanai?

This...... It's too much, isn't it?

.........

Cheng Peifeng and Peng Fuyuan love to be at the same table, so Xiao Pepper will move his nest.

She carried her schoolbag and held it aside: "Teacher Pang, where am I sitting?"

Long Piaopiao didn't speak, but just pointed to the seat of the little curly sandfoam.

Pepper suddenly pouted: "Teacher, I don't want to be at the same table with her." ”

Long Piaopiao: "Why?"

Little Pepper said honestly: "I am compatible with her in the five elements, and water and fire are incompatible." ”

Long Piaopiao: "........."

She was angry in her heart, but after all, Xiao Pepper was also a closed disciple, so she had to endure it for the time being: "Xiao Lanjiao, who do you want to share the table with?"

"As long as it's not her, I can do anyone. ”

Shamo also rolled her eyes at Pepper, "Cut, I don't want to be at the same table with you tomboy yet." ”

Long Piaopiao finally knew that Xiao Lanjiao and Sha Mo, the two little girls, must have had a holiday. Whatever they say, they can't sit at the same table.

So, Long Piaopiao smiled slightly, and asked Sha Mo again: "Since you don't want to share the table with Xiao Lanjiao, then who do you want to share the table with?"

Shamo stood up suddenly, suddenly pointed at Kong Shucheng with his finger, and said loudly: "Teacher, I just want to be at the same table with him!"

As soon as this remark came out, the whole class was shocked.

Long Piaopiao: ".........!!!"

Pepper: ".........!!!"

Everyone: ".........!!!"

At that moment, everyone focused their eyes on Kong Shucheng again.

Kong Shucheng didn't speak, but he felt a little fried.

He knew that Curly's personality was very spicy, but he never expected her to be so uninhibited. A girl, in front of the whole class, said that she was going to be at the same table with a boy so-and-so?!

Tut-tut, do you want to be a little "subtle and beautiful"?

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