Chapter 9: The Useless Aggie

Under Wu Yutong's "special care", the room where Ye Fan lived was originally stacked with sundries, and the location was far away from the bedroom.

However, this just fulfilled Ye Fan, because in this way, it was very quiet.

The requirements for the environment of practice are relatively high, so many Taoists will choose to practice in the mountains and wilderness.

According to the song recipe and according to his own understanding, Ye Fan began to try to cultivate the Taoist internal strength method.

Pose 1: Sit cross-legged on the bed, with a straight back, bend your thumb under the four little fingers, close your eyes lightly, lick your palate with your tongue, get rid of distracting thoughts in your heart, and breathe (gently and silently) for 10 minutes.

The second pose: After completion, then let the upper and lower teeth knock together 36 times, and hold the back of the head with the ten fingers of both hands crossed (at this time, the palms of both hands are tightly covered with the door of the ears). Breathe 9 times, and the breath is slightly silent.

The third pose: After the above formula, take 9 breaths. Put down the forked hand, cover the two palms at the ears, fold the index finger on the middle finger, and then slide down forcefully and play it on the back of the head, like a drum (this is the "Ming Tian Drum" in Qigong terminology), and the left and right fingers are flicked 24 times at the same time.

......

I don't know how long it took, but the whole set of 12 mental formulas was completed.

Ye Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, at this time, he felt that his whole body was refreshed and refreshed, his ears and eyes were clear, and even more, the root of the three inches below the umbilicus was already hard. There is an abundant force all over the body, reaching the limbs and hundreds of bones.

Ye Fan was about to sigh at the subtlety of this Taoist exercise, and it had obvious effects only after the first practice.

At this moment, I heard a quick knock on the door, accompanied by several calls: "Aji, it's time to get up!"

Ye Fan was still thinking at first, who is this, knocking on the door early in the morning, where did Aji come from except for himself in this small room?

Aggie?

Wait!How do you sound like this name?

Yes, Ye Fan slapped his thigh fiercely.

Finally remembered!

Isn't Aji the new name that Wu Yutong gave himself yesterday?

As soon as he thought of this, Ye Fan quickly got up and got out of bed, opened the door, and it turned out to be Mother Liu standing outside.

Before Ye Fan could speak, Mother Liu shouted angrily: "I said Aji, what time is it and you don't get up!

"Mother Liu, I'm sorry!" Ye Fan sneered at Mother Liu and quickly apologized, because he knew that he was shouldering a heavy responsibility, and the so-called manly man could bend and stretch, and he couldn't deal with snobs.

"What? Is Mother Liu also called by you? It's not big or small!" Mother Liu seemed to be even more angry.

"That ......"

"Do you know what Grandma Liu knows?"

"Okay, Grandma Liu, I'm really sorry! I don't have a watch, I don't have a mobile phone, I don't know the time, is there anything wrong with me?" Ye Fan held back the anger in his heart.

In fact, Ye Fan once bought the cheapest mobile phone when he was working in his hometown hospital, but as soon as he arrived at the Xuzhou City Railway Station, he was stolen by pickpockets before he left the platform. However, I have to blame myself for this, because after all, it is the most valuable item I carry with me, so before I got on the train, I wrapped my phone tightly in three layers and three layers outside, but it was stuffed in my backpack.

It is likely that he has been stalked by thieves on the train for a long time, and he mistakenly thinks that it is a valuable treasure, so he takes advantage of the crowding of people out of the train station. If it is directly in the pocket, it is the broken mobile phone, and people don't bother to do it at all.

But that's good, the mobile phone is a costly thing, even if you don't make a call, you have to pay dozens of yuan a month for the number rental package. Ye Fan didn't have much to do when he went out, and there was not much left after deducting the money for renting. Therefore, don't underestimate these dozens of yuan, which is his ration for a week.

Later, I went to work at the Tycoon Club, and because I couldn't be late, I had to control the time. Fortunately, there happened to be a bell tower near the basement where Ye Fan lived, so the time of the big clock once every half a time became Ye Fan's "timer". It's just that there is obviously no big clock here, and Ye Fan naturally doesn't know the time.

"Hmph, what's the matter? It's already six o'clock, and as a subordinate of the Wu family, of course I have to start working. Liu's mother was still angry.

"But Wu Yu ...... Oh no...... Didn't the second miss say that I don't have to do housework this week?" Ye Fei asked a little unconfidently.

"That's right, the second lady has been instructed, but don't you have to do it, don't you have to look at it?

"Oh. Okay, I got it. Ye Fan reluctantly agreed.

Mother Liu led Ye Fan to the kitchen first, this was the first time Ye Fan had seen such a spacious and gorgeous cooking place, and said in her heart: This kitchen alone may be larger than the area of an ordinary person's house, presumably even the back kitchen of a five-star hotel is just like this.

Mother Liu glanced at Ye Fan, who was stunned, and smiled contemptuously: "Aji, remember to report here on time at six o'clock every morning, and prepare for breakfast with the people in the catering department." So you have to wake up at least 20 minutes early, wash your face, brush your teeth and go to the bathroom. Lunch is prepared at 10 a.m. and dinner is prepared at 3 p.m. It is important to remember that it is absolutely not allowed to run to the toilet during the preparation of three meals, otherwise, you will not be allowed to squat in it on the same day, let alone eat. ”

"Okay, I got it. "There is such a strange way of punishment, and I don't know which pervert formulated it. After thinking about it for a while, Ye Fan faintly felt a little uneasy, after all, it is inevitable that there will be a few times after a long time, he has a bad stomach since he was a child, and he is easy to have a stomach if he doesn't pay attention to his diet, it seems that he will have to pay extra attention to eating in the future.

"Well, it's good to know, if there is any doubt, if there is any, say it quickly. ”

"May I ask Grandma Liu, do we have to make three meals a day in two parts, the first time for the master, and then for us servants to eat ourselves?" Ye Fan pondered for a moment and asked respectfully.

"What do you think? We servants are not qualified to cook alone, all the prepared food is for the ladies and ladies, and only the rest of them can be eaten for us. Besides, only a few of us superior servants are qualified to eat the food that has just been left, and then when we finish eating, it will be your turn to eat the rest again, understand?"

Damn, there is still such a regulation, the ancient emperor's family is afraid that it is not so harsh, it seems that the person who formulated it is not only perverted, but simply inhumane. Ye Fan scolded secretly in his heart, but he had to pretend to be calm on the surface: "Okay, I know." ”

After coming out of the kitchen, Liu's mother led Ye Fan to the cleaning department, which was responsible for the cleaning of all places.

Liu's mother especially emphasized: Other places are fine, only the cleaning of the bathroom is the key and difficult.

Then he took Ye Fan to a toilet, where a girl was already concentrating on brushing the toilet.

"Xiao Cui, stop for a moment, this is our family's new servant Aji, who will start his official work in a week, and you will teach him today. ”

"Okay, Grandma Liu. ”

"Okay, I still have something to do, I'll go first. What kind of Aji, you are here to study hard with Xiao Cui, and this will be your main job in the future. ”

"Okay, I got it. Ye Fan replied expressionlessly.

"Walk slowly, Grandma Liu. Xiaocui said to Liu's mother's back, but at the same time made a grimace and stuck out her tongue.

"Who are you?" Ye Fan asked in surprise.

"You're new here, it's not clear, this old witch is hateful!"

"What do you say?" Ye Fan asked curiously.

"You can't go to the toilet when you enter the kitchen, the food can only be eaten by the owner first, and they will continue to eat after eating, and finally the leftovers will be eaten by us people, you all know these rules, right?"

"Well, I just found out, you mean that these rules are all formulated by Grandma Liu?"

"That's right, there's an even more ruthless one. ”

"What?"

"That's what I'm doing now, she has to check the brushed toilet every day, and then let the person in charge of brushing scoop water from the toilet to drink. ”

"Huh?" Ye Fan was really shocked at this time, he thought that this was just a joke in the island country, but he didn't expect that there was really such a perverted approach in reality.

"So you know why we hate her so much behind our backs!" said Cui through gritted teeth.

"I understand it completely, but these must have been instructed by the lady and the lady, otherwise, a servant would not dare to act on her own. ”

"A year ago, it wasn't like this, it used to be Grandma Wang as the chief servant, and the old man was still alive at that time, and he was very good to our subordinates, and the brothers from the security department also lived in the dormitory on the first floor with us. Later, when the old man was gone, the wife made the old witch the current steward. Grandma Wang is the nurse of the eldest lady, and like the eldest lady, she is a very good person. The old witch is the nurse of the second miss, and the second miss is not bad by nature, but sometimes she likes to play tricks on people. ”

"That's what happened. Ye Fan suddenly realized, no, the second lady's nature is not bad, but he didn't dare to agree, the reason why he fell to this point is not all thanks to her reward, but he can't argue with Xiaocui, so he continued to ask: "What about Grandma Wang now?"

"Of course, it's to take care of the eldest lady, since the eldest lady got sick, Grandma Wang has been serving her 24 hours a day. ”

"Do you know how the eldest lady got sick in the first place?"

"This ...... I really don't know. When Xiao Cui was asked this, a trace of panic crossed her face.

Ye Fan guessed that she might know some inside information, but she didn't dare to say it, so she changed the topic: "Since Grandma Liu is so harsh on everyone as a housekeeper now, why don't you resign?"

"Resign?We all signed a deed of sale, how can we resign?" Xiao Cui said gloomily, as if she suddenly remembered something: "Aren't you too?" We all know that you are not really Aji. ”

"What did Grandma Liu say?"

"Yes, the old witch has gathered all the servants for a meeting last night, and wants you to treat you as the real Aji, the ex-fiancΓ© of the eldest lady. You must keep it a secret and don't divulge half a sentence, otherwise, you will be punished by life and death. However, Grandma Wang did not participate, she has always been with the third floor, never came down, and usually the meals are served to them. Xiao Cui stared at Ye Fan for a long time, smiled and said, "But to be honest, I've seen Aji several times, and you really look very similar." By the way, what's your real name?"

"You better call me Aji, so as not to accidentally call me the wrong one in the future. Ye Fan said lightly.

Yes, in this home, at least for a long time.

He can only be Aji.

Useless Aggie!

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