These six lyrics are simply tailor-made for cat slaves, cats are simply cute, stupid and neurotic.

No one knows what they're thinking.

Sometimes they lie on the couch and stretch out and refuse to get up, sometimes they suddenly go crazy and jump around on the floor, and sometimes they sit down again and stare at the unturned faucet as if it were the funniest thing.

And the teenagers on the stage, the cute dance, people can't help but want to reach out and touch the ears on their heads.

After singing the six lyrics, more than ten teenagers on the stage have already let go at this moment.

The so-called shame, if the shame is over, it will feel particularly high, this kind of thing, several people in 306 have already experienced it.

Now it's the turn of the Shizi Dance Troupe.

If you don't experience such a scene, how can you be considered an excellent artist, right!

They wear fluffy cat ears and bounce to the rhythm on the stage, which may seem very unorganized, but in fact they are scattered and visually awesome.

In Linzi 2,700 years ago, they were also the dance masters of the Qi Kingdom, the six arts of gentlemen, and they were also perfect.

Etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy, mathematics, all proficient.

At that time when China's music level was highly developed and could even lead the world, these teenagers were actually far more powerful than they seemed on the surface.

And after letting go, they began to look at the audience and flirt with the young lady under the stage.

Those who dare to tease the little moth in the bazaar of Linzi, who one is good at stubble!

They waved their cat's paws and discharged at the young ladies under the stage, making the young ladies under the stage laugh like crazy.

Xiaobai: Where did this group of little guys come from?

Could it be his classmates?

No, his classmates can't be so young!

But every one of them feels great!

Oops, it seems that they are all taken home and raised!

When the first section was sung, around the stage, the state dove band was raised by the stage again, they took over the accompaniment, the rhythm of the music changed, the gorgeous arrangement suddenly spread all over the audience, and the rhythm suddenly accelerated, "boom", the audience suddenly entered the rhythm of dance music.

The strong rhythm of the drummer took over the snapping of the fingers of the audience, and then the four people of 306, and more than a dozen scholars, suddenly interspersed with front and back, left and right, and stood in a neat row, nodding their heads neatly, holding cat's claw fists, raising their hands, twisting their bodies, and dancing in unison like cats washing their faces.

"I'm a cat, meow, meow, don't like to catch mice

I'm a cat, meow, meow, a little confused

I'm a cat, ahh

I'm a cat, whoa, whoa, the coolest ...... in the world."

When this one sounded, almost everyone under the stage was already holding cat's claw fists and swaying to the rhythm.

306's song, it not only brainwashes the lyrics and songs, but also its dance!

The last "tsundere dance", this time the "cat's paw dance", is really too brainwashing.

Moreover, the lyrics are so funny!

When the last line of "the coolest in the world" was sung, more than a dozen teenagers on the stage jumped forward in unison, hugged their shoulders, made a cool move, raised their heads proudly, and looked at the stage.

Wang Haixia also took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on himself, causing laughter off the stage.

At this moment, the music changed again, and the music and lyrics were as fickle as cats.

Then, Wang Haixia turned around and pointed to Gu Xiaobai who was standing in the center of the stage: "Xiaobai, hook!"

Gu Xiaobai took a step forward, raised the microphone in his hand, raised his head, and a high-pitched, loud hook sounded.

"Meow~~ The claws and claws lift the wind and thunder ......"

When Gu Xiaobai sang the first sentence, the people under the stage were shocked.

This song is the chorus of "Song of Godmen"!

Didn't you say that you won't sing the "Song of God" this time?

But it's not surprising that the same elements are used in two songs.

But...... This lyrics, why are they so stupid and cute!

Obviously, "Song of God" is so domineering, is it good!

The dragons danced at the sound of my flute

I waved the red glow and fell

I lifted my drum stick and rolled thunder

I let out a long howl and stopped the clouds

I am the heavenly bell in the morning and dusk,

I am Kunlun and applaud the gods for blessing and misfortune!

How cool!

But what about now......

Meow claw claw claw lift the wind and thunder?

Still meow?

You little kitten, do you really think you are a fairy?

And...... Does this sound a little weird?

The audience present didn't know that although Gu Xiaobai's hook part was adapted from the chorus part of "Song of the Gods", it actually used the Yale key used during the festival, and the style was solemn and harsh, which was intimidating.

When Gu Xiaobai started singing the first sentence, everyone thought that this was a lazy kitten on the sofa.

But just after Gu Xiaobai's hook sang the first line, he was no longer the lazy kitten.

He looked so dangerous, so domineering.

Behind Gu Xiaobai, the Shizi Dance Troupe turned around in unison and formed a circle inward.

I saw the audience outside with their backs to them, shouting in unison, and their arms suddenly spread.

The lights dimmed for a moment, and when I heard a "whoosh", more than a dozen teenagers in simple clothes and pants had completed their disguises, black robes and big sleeves flying, like a blooming black poppy.

The black robes, dignified and solemn, swallowed the entire stage, and a few people in 306 didn't know where they went, and on the stage, there were only more than a dozen members of the black-robed Shizi Dance Troupe, and the only bright Gu Xiaobai.

The four corners of the stage, the four drums of "Champion Overture", beat down at the same time!

"Boom...... "The sky is thundering, and the meow is furious!"

Everyone under the stage was shocked, how could this change again!

Is this still a cat?

Angry so scary?

Wait a minute...... Aren't cats just insane?

It's just that this kind of solemn and strict music, accompanied by lyrics that really make people laugh off their teeth, that feeling, not to mention how weird it is.

It's cool, it's silly, it's domineering, it's funny.

Gu Xiaobai turned around and waved his hand: "Meow meow and a group of rats are frightened!"

With a "brush", the Shizi Dance Troupe stretched out its hand, and I don't know where to grab a colorful flag, flying in the wind.

Gu Xiaobai took a few steps forward and pointed under the stage:

"Meow a roll of dried fish on the ground......"

The Shizi Dance Troupe suddenly waved the big flag in their hands, raised their legs, turned around, and leaped, a movement similar to the martial arts movement "Spinzi".

More than a dozen scholars rose into the air at the same time, flying horizontally in the air, and the big flag in their hands, "Brush-Wow!", waved and rolled, rolling into more than a dozen colorful flowers!

"Meow beautiful eyes open to the ...... of all beings"

Gu Xiaobai closed his eyes, finished singing this sentence, and then opened his eyes suddenly.

A pair of vertical pupils!

At that moment, it seemed that the lights in the audience were not as bright as Gu Xiaobai's eyes!

The weird vertical pupils, coupled with the handsome face of the young man, really look like a beautiful white cat demon spirit, and the beautiful eyes are open to all beings!

Off the stage, everyone didn't know what to say.

"Wow......"

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go......"

"Goosebumps are going to explode!!"

Gu Xiaobai leaned over, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was looking at the audience dangerously, as if he wanted to pounce.

Suddenly, Gu Xiaobai straightened up again, smiled evilly, and the young man with vertical pupils, when he laughed like this, he almost tore the hearts of the audience to pieces: "Meow is the king of all beasts who has just come down the mountain......

"Whoa, whoa!!!!"

"Oh my God, Xiaobai is so evil like this!"

"King of Ten Thousand Meows, King of Ten Thousand Beasts!"

"Oh my God, that's what it's like to be an emperor among cats...... I'm going to take Xiaobai away!"

"Xiaobai is mine, mine, mine!"

"Xiaobai, I'm your little mouse, please eat me!

Gu Xiaobai stretched out a finger and gently waved it under the stage, as if to say, don't think about it!

Ben Meow is the king of all beasts!

Behind Gu Xiaobai, more than a dozen scholars flipped over at the same time, and the colorful flags were propped up on the stage, but their bodies had already risen into the air. As their bodies flipped to the top, they suddenly stopped, their legs clasped together, straightened, and pointed diagonally above the stage.

Then, it froze in the air for about a second.

Although it is supported by the big flag in his hand, this feeling of being stuck in the air also makes people's hearts stop for a beat.

At that moment, it almost gave people the illusion that the more than ten flags had taken root on the stage, and they were motionless.

In the next second, Gu Xiaobai turned around and roared:

"Meow is the emperor of the world to enjoy the offering!!"

With a "bang", more than a dozen scholars landed at the same time, holding the banner in their hands, and kneeling on one knee, as if they were worshipping the emperor of the world.

Gu Xiaobai raised his head, the young man in white with vertical pupils, with an indescribable demony, with an unspeakable domineering, and a trace of arrogance and stupidity, in the midst of everyone's worship, he turned around like that, paced to the sofa behind him, and then sat on it, tilted his head slightly, and looked down the stage, like an emperor sitting on his throne and examining his subjects.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~ Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai!"

Backstage, the chief director was stunned.

This kid, how can he have any tricks!

When that vertical pupil appeared, not to mention the other audience under the stage, even him, his heart suddenly contracted.

At that moment, it was really like a god with a cat, appearing on the stage.

Gu Xiaobai sat on the sofa, spread out his hands, and put them on the pillows on his left and right hands.

Then, everyone under the stage made a "whoosh" and exclaimed.

On the sofa, there were two fluffy balls, lying there all the time, everyone under the stage thought that they were two pillows, but at this moment, the two pillows suddenly raised their heads.

That's two cats!

Two large, sturdy cats, one of which resembles a tanuki and the other ......

Wait a minute......

Is it a tiger cub?

A big cat that looked fierce, and another little tiger, beside Gu Xiaobai, looked very well-behaved, and let him stroke his head.

God knows, their well-behaved is a little bit of well-behaved that Gu Xiaobai teased them for more than ten hours in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Obediently cooperate with me to perform, if you are not obedient, you will not have a cat stick to play!

But it is this kind of well-behaved that makes Gu Xiaobai, who has vertical pupils and cats, look more evil and domineering......

Of course, it's also cuter.

"Wow, big cat! big cat! big cat!!!!"

The cat slaves under the stage are about to rush to the stage.

At this moment, the big cat stroked by Gu Xiaobai's right hand finally couldn't stand Gu Xiaobai's petting, and it suddenly struggled out of Gu Xiaobai's hand and paced on the stage.

Full of wild steps, like a sturdy little leopard.

At the same time, Wang Haixia came out of the rear of the Shizi Dance Troupe, and the lyrics like machine guns gushed out from his mouth:

"You think I'm a pet, and you still have a proud attitude, and I don't understand your pay. ”

The sharp words instantly covered the audience.

Under the stage, everyone made another "whooa", so it was!

Why is there a hook part of "Song of Godmen".

It turns out that this is actually a song with "hip-hop" elements.

That hook is actually a sample, sampled from Gu Xiaobai's own songs.

It's like a lot of rap songs, which tend to sample some songs with particularly good melodies.

The difference is that Gu Xiaobai himself has the ability to write particularly good melodies.

And this sentence, is it just talking about cats? It always feels like it means something.

After singing this sentence, Wang Haixia turned around and pointed: "Silent!"

Zhao Mo walked out from the other side: "Obviously, two thousand years ago, they still worshiped me as a god, waving flags to imitate my dance steps. ”

On the stage, the Shizi Dance Troupe waved the flags in their hands in unison, advancing and retreating quickly, jumping, and being as agile as cats, which was the sacrificial cat dance 2,000 years ago.

The tsundere big cat, shuttling among the flags, is not only afraid, but seems to enjoy the feeling of being surrounded.

It sat dignified in the center of the stage, tilted its head, and looked down at the stage, with a pair of beautiful eyes, occupying the big screen above.

Gu Xiaobai raised his hand, and the little tiger, which had long been unable to hold back, had already run behind it.

After Zhao Mo finished reading, he stretched out his hand and pointed in another direction, and Zhou Xianting also walked out: "My little brother is a little tiger, we eat voles to drive away wild boars, and we can harvest a full warehouse of rice millet after a year of hard work." ”

The three of them pointed behind them at the same time: "Xiaobai!"

Gu Xiaobai stood up, his evil eyes looked at the camera: "Human beings always ask too much, but they don't understand my arrogance, they want me to fly the eaves and walk the wall to catch insects and mice, and I want to be cute and help you kidnap a daughter-in-law." ”

Then four people, pointing to the audience at the same time:

"Why don't you go to heaven, you!"

The Shizi Dance Troupe threw away the colorful flags in their hands, and on the stage, more than a dozen teenagers danced the cat's paw dance again:

"I'm a cat, meow, meow, don't like to catch mice

I'm a cat, meow, meow, a little confused

I'm a cat, ahh

I'm a cat, whoa, whoa, the coolest ...... in the world."

At the back of the stage, the chief director quietly listened to the lyrics of the teenagers, suddenly realized something, turned around suddenly, and looked at Chen Kun, the publicity director behind him.

Suddenly I felt ......

The lyrics of these teenagers mean something......

Chen Kun was stared at by the chief director, with a blank face, not knowing what he had done wrong.

Suddenly, he realized something, and his face slowly changed and turned pale.

No way......

This is special, it's another song "Hmph, I'm angry"!

It turned out that he was the one who made people fly the eaves to catch insects and mice, and asked people to be coquettish and cute to help kidnap a daughter-in-law!!!!!

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