Chapter 009: Sticking out the head is a knife, shrinking the head is a knife

With a click, the tablet slipped from his hand to the ground, and Fang Yuan didn't notice it.

Fang Yuan was indeed confused.

No matter how powerful this 'drunken ape' is, how bad it is, he only has less than three minutes to learn a hammer?

It's better to hold this tablet when you're desperate, and at the same time pray to the gods and Buddhas who have passed by, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the Buddha, so that Yaerbede will be distracted for a while, and then take advantage of her inattention to rush over and give her a head again, smashing her unconscious, this probability is a little greater.

Fang Yuan was already crazy, but the major was more calm, staring at the roof with his eyes, and said slowly: "When I was in college, I pursued a very beautiful girl......

The major's voice was soothing, and his vicissitudes of life attracted everyone's attention, but Fang Yuan, who was in a hurry, almost died of anger, and he was about to be beaten to death here.

"Hey, Major......" Fang Yuan had just protested, and several team members next to him immediately pressed his arms and gagged his mouth, preventing him from disturbing everyone to listen to the story.

"But I have a rival who always combs his back. Although the man on the back is not as handsome as me, he plays a good guitar. Always play and sing affectionately downstairs or on the way where the sister passes......

I don't know any musical instruments, which makes me very anxious, and I am determined to learn a musical instrument to cultivate my artistic sentiments, and I want to learn an instrument that can crush the man on his back.

The guitar is definitely not good, the piano is too slow to learn, the violin is too difficult to get started, the harmonica is a bit shabby, and I chose to pick and choose...... Suona.

Well, suona, I think it fits my temperament very well.

After some hard practice, he finally got started, and the man on his back also ushered in his nightmare.

He plays the romance of love, and I brag about my daughter-in-law. He played a little love song, and I played a big funeral. He sang and waited for you to get out of class, and I cried five watches. He sang that the wind was blowing and tried to shake your hand, but the rain was getting so heavy that he couldn't see you. I blow the door to hang the New Year's paper, the second door to hang the white flag, my father returns to the sky, and the cigarette floats for nine days.

My suona blows inch by inch of the clouds, the slightest entanglement, earth-shattering, liver and intestines broken, amazed every living being, and gradually became famous, sometimes the village near the university has white things to come to me, I made a lot of pocket money.

The squad leader of the suona team in the village especially wants me to join the suona team, and he also faintly reveals from time to time that he hopes I will inherit his mantle.

Fortunately, I haven't forgotten my original intention of learning suona, and politely rejected him.

Just when I was in high spirits, in order to restrain me, the man on the back stopped playing the guitar and changed to chanting, and sang the Great Compassion Mantra. I blew and cried the yellow sky, and he sang the mantra of great sorrow. I blew my tears and parted, and he sang the mantra of great sorrow. I blew and wept for seven days, and he sang the mantra of great sorrow.

During that time, I felt like he was bent on overtaking me. Sometimes he will take the white list and partner with me, we are actually difficult to distinguish in terms of business ability, in order to defeat him I practice harder every day, but the girl still chooses him, because ......"

The Major's personal experience is full of ups and downs, and the story is gripping, especially the button left at the end that arouses everyone's curiosity.

Not only did all the members of the security company hook their heads one by one and wait for the major's riddle, but even Fang Yuan stopped struggling and sat on the ground waiting for the major to reveal the reason.

"Because, once the father of the man with the back came to pick him up, driving a Bentley. After the major finished speaking, he didn't have the sadness and desolation just now, but asked Fang Yuan with a smile, "What did you think of and what inspired you from this story?"

"Inspiration?" Fang Yuan suddenly knew why the major was telling a story inexplicably, just like the old monk's lecture, hoping that he would have an epiphany from the story.

Fang Yuan thought hard for a while, the man on his back could win the major, and the Bentley was the key, so he replied tentatively: "You are telling me that if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and if you want to win Yaerbed, you must have a guy who can take advantage of it, right?"

"Wrong, very wrong. The Major rolled his eyes with disdain, looking like you were stupid, "The gap in strength between you and Jarbede is a thousand times greater than the gap between me and the man on the back, ten thousand times, it can be said that no one in the entire security company can hold out three rounds on her hands except for me who dares to beat her." ”

Fang Yuan guessed how powerful Albede was, but he didn't know that it was so terrifying, he looked at the other security team members in disbelief, and asked them if this was the case with surprised eyes.

All the members of the security company nodded in unison, and the uniform movements and expressions of pity instantly made Fang Yuan's heart sink to the bottom.

"Although we Chinese men pay attention to people and cannot be arrogant, but they must not be arrogant, our security company has always emphasized that only those who are not afraid of death on the battlefield can have a greater chance of living, but ......" The major changed his words and began to persuade Fang Yuan," But just like the story I just said, people's dad drove a Bentley, I didn't, people have firmly locked the victory from the beginning, no matter how hard I try, it's in vain, so you and Al Bede are single-handed, purely looking for death, it's better to admit it now, and when you get beaten later, you can still beat it. ”

As if cooperating with the major, the members of the security company nodded to Fang Yuan in unison again, hoping very much that Fang Yuan would accept this suggestion.

In front of everyone's eyes, Fang Yuan silently did not say anything.

Fang Yuan was afraid of being beaten, and he was even more afraid of death, worried that Yaerbede would not take it lightly, and beat himself out of three long and two short.

However, Fang Yuan thought that she had inadvertently smashed Yalbed's head, and she duel herself in front of so many team members, and she was equivalent to facing a dead end now.

Begging for mercy, being beaten, fighting, or beating, in short, you must let Jarbede beat herself in a fancy way in order to extinguish the small flame of anger in Jarbede's heart.

Fang Yuan considered begging for mercy, thought of hard resistance, and weighed the pros and cons of the two, he thought that what the major said was also right: only those who are not afraid of death on the battlefield have a greater chance of living.

So he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and his temper came up and he was ruthless, anyway, sticking out his head is a knife, shrinking his head is a knife, it is better to fight for that one ten-thousandth hope.

Secretly deciding to gamble with his own life tomorrow, Fang Yuan's little brain began to tell the operation, muttering in his mouth: Bentley, weapons, not afraid of death, a greater chance to live, and finally his eyes fell on the grenade on the bed.

Fang Yuan, who was sitting on the ground, grabbed the edge of the bed with both hands, and when he stood up, he grabbed the grenade in his hand without a trace, and then announced to everyone: "I have decided to accept the challenge of Yarbede and duel with her." ”

"Are you crazy?" After being a storyteller and inspiring Fang Yuan for so long, this kid finally gave himself this? The major almost died of anger, "You don't have the slightest hope." ”

For the sake of the vegetable rolls, just as everyone wanted to persuade Fang Yuan, suddenly a long shadow fell into the thatched house, and at the same time a lazy voice floated in: "Okay, Fang Yuan, you now, immediately, come out immediately, and start a duel." ”