Chapter 21: The Threat from Samsara
Uncle Nine climbed onto Partridge's bed, but just scratched his feet for him, saying that it would be good for her to vent.
As a result, Aunt Partridge suddenly broke free from the restraints, and even took out a mallet, smashed Uncle Nine down on the bed in a daze, and tied him up in turn.
Uncle Nine panicked and said that emotional matters could not be forced.
Partridge, dressed only in her pajamas, came to the window, said that she wanted to make him feel sorry, and rang the bell to remind the three men below to follow the plan.
Chu Feng and Wen Cai immediately used their hand crank pumps to spray water through the window.
Aunt Partridge's clothes were soaked with water and clinged to her body, and she also wore a pair of "decoding glasses" for Uncle Nine to let him see clearly.
As a result, there was a problem with the decoding glasses, which made Uncle Nine see that there were two brilliant chrysanthemums on her chest. Such mental pollution, coupled with the fact that he was already dizzy and nauseous after being hit by a hammer, vomited on the spot.
"Stop!" Partridge felt that her pride was insulted, and finally got angry: "Lin Zhengying, you vomit?" Okay, don't come to beg me in the future, otherwise you will be made to pay!"
After leaving Aunt Partridge's house, the four masters and apprentices ushered in a short three-day peaceful day.
Chu Feng and Pu Jia were extremely studious, and they seized this rare opportunity to ask Uncle Nine for Taoist advice whenever they were free, which was somewhat a bit of a superficial learning. This made Uncle Jiu and Wencai quite puzzled, firstly, they wondered how "Qiusheng" had forgotten how to learn the skills, and secondly, they also felt that Qiusheng had changed his sex, and he was so diligent.
It's just that Aunt Partridge's actions that day left a psychological shadow on Uncle Jiu, so that he vomited at every turn, so that the three of them often had to clean.
At noon on the fourth day after leaving Aunt Partridge's house, Uncle Nine threw up in the pavilion in the courtyard.
Seeing this scene, Chu Feng sighed secretly in his heart, and said in his heart that he was finally going to deal with zombies.
"Master, let's have a cup of tea!" Wen Cai saw that he vomited so uncomfortably, so he took a cup of gaiwan tea.
Chu Feng wanted to stop it, but it was too late.
Uncle Nine took a sip, felt that something was wrong, and immediately asked, "What kind of tea is this?"
Wen Cai replied: "Chrysanthemum tea." ”
Uncle Jiu's face changed, and when he saw a layer of chrysanthemum tea floating on the surface of the tea bowl, he suddenly turned his head and began to vomit again: "Vomit-"
Apparently thinking of the psychological shadow about chrysanthemums.
"Do you vomit fresh chrysanthemums too?" Wen Cai took the teacup and muttered in confusion.
At this time, a beautiful girl wearing a floral dress and a black hat came over pushing a bicycle.
She found Uncle Nine and said that her brother-in-law had a strange disease, and her sister hoped that Uncle Nine would go and see it.
The girl's name is Mi Nianying, and her sister's name is Michelin, who is Uncle Jiu's first love and has a white moonlight in her heart.
"Sister Lian?" When Uncle Nine heard that it was his first lover who asked him for help, he suddenly became calm, "You wait for me." ”
He left for a while, and when he returned, he was already wearing a handsome tuxedo and holding a cane in his hand.
In this way, the five of them set off together and came to Michelin's husband's house.
Michelin's husband was a warlord leader, and people called him Dashuai.
The Marshal's Mansion is a bungalow villa with a garden, and there are many warlord soldiers with loaded guns, which is particularly magnificent.
When the five of them came to the living room, Da Shuai was preparing to eat. The large circular dining table is hollowed out in the middle, and three soldiers crouch inside, holding Japanese cuisine in their hands, acting as a humanoid turntable.
Although the eldest handsome did not welcome Uncle Jiu, under the persuasion of Nian Ying, he reluctantly let the five of them sit down to eat.
At the dining table, Chu Feng saw at a glance that there was a piece of rotten meat on the neck of the handsome, and there were two small holes on it, which were obviously bitten out by zombies. And his nails also became very long, showing signs of corpse transformation.
"Master, after eating Dongying chili sauce and raw food, you will definitely have diarrhea. Chu Feng had a heartfelt look and reminded.
In the original plot, it was because of Uncle Jiu's diarrhea that he became scramble to deal with zombies at night and almost overturned.
Uncle Nine was slightly stunned, and withdrew the chopsticks in his hand, obviously not wanting to have diarrhea at the home of his first love, which was extremely embarrassing.
However, the moody handsome was not satisfied, and tapped the plate with chopsticks: "Hey, Dou Fenying, this handsome man can afford you to invite you to dinner." If you don't eat it, you won't give me face!"
As he spoke, he gave a look to one of the guards and asked the latter to point his gun at Uncle Nine's head.
"Huh?" the handsome man triumphantly poked forward twice with both hands like zombies.
Uncle Nine had no choice but to take a big chopstick sashimi, and held it up in front of him to show a little, and then he ate it.
Da Shuai immediately laughed with satisfaction, clapped his hands and said, "Turn, turn!"
When the three soldiers heard this, they crouched and moved their bodies, so that the food in their hands swirled around the table.
Uncle Nine asked Dashuai if there were any happy events in the family, and only then did he know that his father had died half a year ago.
Uncle Nine guessed that it must be the handsome father who turned into a zombie and bit him, so that he showed signs of corpse transformation, and decided to go to the ancestral hall to have a look.
"Young grandma, you go slowly. A woman's voice came, immediately attracting everyone's attention.
At this moment, Chu Feng and Bai Luwei both had bright eyes.
Because the people who appear are not only the long-haired woman and Michelin in the original plot.
There are also Li Hua and Han Meimei.
The moment the four looked at each other, their expressions were quite strange, which made the atmosphere a little delicate.
"Sister Lian, how are you?" Uncle Nine only had his first love in his eyes, stepped forward and asked with a complicated expression.
While they were talking, Chu Feng pretended to be natural and asked Da Shuai, "Da Shuai, who are the people next to the young grandmother?"
Da Shuai was enjoying eating, and said without raising his head: "The two women are my wife's maids, and the men are her bodyguards." ”
At this moment, Micheline showed pain on her face and covered her upright belly, as if the fetus was moving.
"Young grandma, we'll help you go up and rest. The long-haired woman hurriedly spoke, and Han Meimei helped Micheline upstairs with one left and one right.
Uncle Nine looked at the back of the long-haired woman, his face was a little solemn, and he seemed to notice something.
"I'm full. Come on, prepare the horses!" the marshal stood up and was about to take everyone to the ancestral hall.
"Report to the commander, that horse was stabbed to death by you last night. One of the guards saluted.
"This and this......" Da Shuai stretched out his hands like a zombie and slapped him on the head, "This horse is dead and walking, let's go!"
In this way, the marshal set off with a group of soldiers, Chu Feng and the others.
Walking in the square of the garden, Chu Feng and Pu Jia turned their heads to take a look.
saw the long-haired woman, Han Meimei, and Li Hua, the three of them standing on the balcony on the second floor, meeting their eyes.
Li Hua even showed a cruel smile and made a gesture on his neck with his hand.
Cut your throat.