Chapter 1199: "No Clothes"
In a small rental house, there was only room to put down a bed, and a tall horse like Black Jujube stepped into it, and it suddenly became extremely cramped.
"Knock", the hooves of the black dates, knocking on the tiles of the rental house, made a crisp sound.
"Knock knock knock" Its four hooves all got in, knocking on the floor with some uneasiness, and the glaze of the horseshoe and the tile collided in a crisp rhythm.
"Buzzing and Buzzing" Di Jiang was originally standing between the two ears of the black jujube, but at this time, he flew up, crossed the air, and flew out of a faint melody that changed tone.
Then it slammed headlong into the window again, and the sound of "popping" made its head slam on the glass.
Jiang Wei shook his head and turned to look at the black date.
The music in the background, gradually getting louder, then the drums and rhythms joined.
The black jujube is like a black elf, moving its four hooves in the small rental house, looking at the small rental house, as if dancing dressage.
Then it flicked its tail and made a "bang, la-la-la-la", and on a table next to it, debris was scattered all over the ground.
The sound of drums, rhythms, and vague music moved away again, and in the foreground were the sounds of black dates, Jiang Wei, and Di Jiang, who tirelessly hit the glass.
"Alas, alas...... My little ancestor, be careful! "Jiang Wei quickly put his finger on his hand.
His gaze swept over the wall clock next to him, and now the time in reality was almost seven o'clock in the morning.
When the curtain was lifted, a morning light shone in from the window, making Jiang Wei subconsciously stretch out his hand and block his face.
Next to him, the black jujube stuck out his head and looked out the window curiously.
The camera turned into a shooting outside the window, under the oblique open curtain, the black jujube with his head tilted, Jiang Wei who looked like a world away, and Di Jiang, who tirelessly hit the glass, stared out in the small window.
The camera "brushed" away all of a sudden, and the bustling scenery of the entire city appeared in the lens, and the tiny residential buildings had been submerged in countless skyscrapers.
Singing:
"Have you ever been like me?
There is only confusion in the eyes
I forgot my name
Lost in all directions......"
The camera zooms in again, and Jiang Wei stands at the window in a bit of confusion, and the camera seems to be able to see the city reflected in his eyes.
What should I do now?
The camera continued to move forward, looking diagonally down at Jiang Wei through the slightly blurred window glass.
Jiang Wei stood in front of the window, subconsciously took out his mobile phone, and dialed 110, but before dialing out, he suddenly pressed delete, and then knocked his head hard.
In front of the screen, many people couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw this scene.
What should I do if I encounter difficulties? Of course, call 110 to find the police uncle!
This is the first reaction of ordinary people.
Jiang Wei was a commanding general in that world, but in this world, he was just an ordinary young man.
Suddenly, the focal length of the lens shifts, focusing on a light and shadow reflected from the window.
On the opposite side of the window, a huge billboard.
Through the reflection of the window, you can vaguely see the "Yunzhongjun" of the one-man aircraft, as well as the words "Colin Flight".
Jiang Wei's eyes lit up, as if he remembered something, and then picked up the electronic watch next to him and set a four-hour countdown on it.
With a bang, the clock counts down.
3:59:59.
3:59:58......
Time passes by second.
Four hours was the only time he had.
There is no time to waste.
Jiang Wei turned around and walked out.
After walking a few steps, he ran back again, walked to the Xiaoice box next to him, rummaged through it for a long time, turned out a wilted turnip, and stuffed it into the black date.
Then, he put his face on the head of the black jujube and whispered, "Good boy, wait here for me to come back, don't run around." ”
Then Jiang Wei turned around and went out and closed the door.
With a "bang", the big head of the black jujube popped up again.
You can't even stop me from crossing the Light Gate, and you still want to stop me?
Naive!
The singing continues.
"Stand on tiptoe and take it off
It's someone else's fantasy
Tear open the sores on the chest
Only empty ......"
As soon as the camera turned, it became Jiang Wei helplessly leading the black jujube into the elevator.
Next to him, a neighbor opened the door and looked over suspiciously, and saw that the buttocks of the black jujube were exposed outside the elevator, and Jiang Wei was desperately squeezing it into the elevator.
Then he smiled awkwardly but politely.
The neighbor was at a loss.
In the elevator, the black jujube twisted his body, bent his neck over, and saw Jiang Wei's loveless face with a big black eye.
Then it stuck out its tongue and gently licked Jiang Wei's face.
licked the carrot juice on Jiang Wei's face.
Jiang Wei wiped his face, and he had nothing to love.
"Ding!" The elevator stopped, the elevator door opened, and a boy who wanted to come in with his mobile phone hit his head on the butt of the black date.
The black jujube shook its hind hooves and kicked the boy to the ground, and then glared angrily at the boy who hit his ass.
The boy clutched his chest and looked at the black dates dumbfounded, Jiang Wei hurriedly pressed the elevator.
Come on!
Finally, Jiang Wei came to the underground garage with the black jujube, he turned over and got on the horse, and the black jujube shook off his hooves and ran.
Next to it, a BMW was reversing out of the garage, suddenly braked suddenly, looked at a black shadow, and rushed away from behind.
The owner of the car poked his head out of the window, rubbed his eyes, and rubbed his eyes again.
Black Jujube ran to the automatic lever in the garage, took a sudden leap, jumped over the crossbar, and then ran to the sidewalk under the dull gaze of the security guard at the door.
Nearby, many people looked at it in amazement.
Jiang Wei didn't care much, he gently controlled the reins, and with a snort, the black dates were gone.
Suddenly, an angry roar came from behind him: "Roar!!"
The camera shines from Jiang Wei's front, and behind him, the somewhat old residential building bursts out of a cloud of smoke.
Then an emperor river, buzzing flew from behind, landed between the ears of the black jujube, sat down contentedly, and ate a piece of broken glass.
Suddenly, Jiang Wei heard the sound of horses' hooves behind him.
When he turned around, he saw three men and three horsemen following from behind.
Scar, big strong, bald!
They're all here!
The four of them rode in unison, galloping on the lane, and the electric cars, pedestrians, and cars next to them gave way one after another.
Suddenly, Jiang Wei pulled the reins and stopped.
Scar, Da Zhuang, and bald were stunned, and quickly pulled the reins.
Three horses of different colors, Herod neighed, and the man stood up and stopped.
The camera shines from behind the four people, and you can see that there is a red light in front of you.
An old woman leaning over her body and pulling a cart was slowly walking across the crosswalk.
On Jiang Wei's side, Scar, Da Zhuang, and bald people looked at the steel giant that was galloping on the ground with blank faces, looked at the electric car that did not have four legs, but ran fast, and looked at the high-rise buildings that seemed to be able to break into the sky, with a blank face.
"Standing at a crossroads
But I don't know where to go
In the midst of a lot of traffic
Who's singing to me......"