"Okay, okay, okay, I'm not going to turn the camera. I don't turn the camera. Let's watch my dad catch loaches, okay He smiled and picked up the camera, aiming at the photos of Tang Dafu catching loaches and eels, Tang Xiaomu looked at the long subtitles in the live broadcast room and said: "Friends come to our village, we will definitely welcome you with delicious food and wine." However, since our village is now being developed in Toyoyama, it is not convenient to receive guests for the time being, and even if we can receive guests, we can only receive one or two at most a day, so this friend called "I can't go back in the past", I can do it temporarily...

Before Tang Xiaomu finished speaking, the subtitle of the reply came out quickly, I know that your village is developing, I know that your village is closing the mountain, and I also know your mountain road, people dare not drive there. But you can rest assured, I don't need you to pick us up in the mountains, we can take a helicopter to your village, you just have to receive us, take us to where you are now, catch loaches to play, you can receive me, Omaki...

Thirty rockets! The person I love doesn't love me, I can't go back in time, I've never been in a helicopter!

All the rich people are my dad, dad, give me money @ I can't go back to the rich dad, do you still need a son, you don't mind that I'm a profligate son of the family, do you then reply: "I called you over. If you have a helicopter, you can come at any time and we can accommodate you at any time. But instead of spending 30 rockets, let's get along like friends. Then, if you find it interesting, you can introduce more friends to our village when our village is open to the public. ”

What can't be returned in the past, I will arrange it, I will be there in about a week, I know how to contact Brother Tang Zhi, I will contact him first when I get there". Now all you have to do is pay $6 to join our army, and then you can win our raffle.

Every month we have a raffle, and each time three fans come to our village for free. Remember, it's free and includes food, lodging, and entertainment. Tang Xiaomu's words came out quickly, and the members of the eel army in the live studio immediately came out, like bees returning to their nests. One by one, they joined the fan club.

Then the number of the eel army immediately increased from 15 to 8956 people, and this number is still increasing. Seeing the members of the Diamond and Eel Legion in the live broadcast room, Tang Xiaomu continued with the live broadcast equipment, and at the same time pointed to Tang Dafu catching a big eel, and shouted excitedly: "Big guy, big guy, super big guy, this eel has become the essence, this must be two catties... Impressive, gifts from friends, 666 go to a wave. ""Rocket to send ten, my uncle is great???

"Cool, so big eel, ah, it's afraid to get exquisite. "The eel caught by Tang Dafu is really big, with a body as thick as a five-year-old baby's arm and a body length of more than half a meter. But Tang Dafu, who caught the eel, was not very happy and did not catch it directly. Instead, he looked at Tang Bu and asked, "Xiaobu, this eel is estimated to be four or five years old, and it's not easy to have such a big eel now, or we'll put it on the seeds... "The creek is easy to catch. You can put it on the lake if you wish. That little lake is mine. Put it in. No one can catch it... Tang Dafu listened, and Tang Dawei, who had not caught the loach yet, pointed to his small lake and said to Tang Dafu casually.

After casually returning to Tang Dafu's side for a few words, Tang Bu continued to rummage through the mud to find the loach in his place, and muttered to himself with a puzzled expression: "It's strange, why can Uncle find the loach, but I can't find it?" You're in the wrong place, you have to find the grass next to the mud, and the mud without grass is too loose and the loaches don't like to stay, and they can't stay, so you can't find the loaches when you turn over the loose mud. ”

Seeing that Tang Bu hadn't caught the loach yet, he was holding the big yellow eel and preparing to let Tang Dafu out, so he kindly guided him to say a few words. Tang Bo was not the kind of person who did not listen to instructions, so after listening to Tang Dafu's instructions, he immediately stopped digging in the middle of the mud and began to dig in the grass on both sides. Eel, eel, Tang Buge, there's a big eel on your left. Hurry up and grab it, we won't be in the Air Force!!

"Tang Dafu's instructions are quite useful, it's not that Libo just turned over the mud and grass, holding the live broadcast equipment in Lixiaoye, and he was directly excited. Tang Xiaoye heard this blow, Tang first flipped out a quick flipped yellow eel, and then directly and ruthlessly clamped the yellow eel's head with scissors with one hand, controlling the weight of the yellow eel at more than three taels on the spot. After controlling the eel, Tang Bu brought the eel ashore, put it into a bucket of water, faced the live broadcast room, and proudly said, "Family, look, big yellow eel, I caught it, okay, hahaha!" ”! “

"66666666" "Why do big ghosts catch loaches and catch eels?" "Yes, we're here to catch loaches, what are you catching eels for?" The eel says he's innocent, and I don't look at the loaches. ”

"Brother Lychee, although you can easily catch the goods, you can also easily catch snakes, so you have to be careful" I don't know if the horn in the studio is a crow's mouth. Or is it the luckiest thing for Ribu?

He just put the eel in the bucket, went down the river, and continued to flip the mud, which was directly given to him inside and out, a one-meter-long water snake. And the water snake was turned over, and directly opened its big mouth and launched an attack on the back cloth. If it weren't for his hand being so close to his head, he might have been on his way back to the village. Seeing Libu digging in the mud to catch the snake, and seeing God's reaction when the snake attacked him, the subtitles of the live broadcast room went straight to hell. The handsome guy from the Lychee Brothers' family [Lychee Brothers, are you okay, you haven't been bitten, you'd better come up and see if it's bitten, water snakes, there are a lot of them, but they're very poisonous!]

Brother Lychee's little dragon, Brother Lychee, are you okay, you shouldn't be bitten, you better hurry up and throw the snake away, go and see your hand, konoha, you go and check it out for Brother Lychee, it's important... The small list of the Double Happiness family [Xiao Yezi, you are not alive, you go and check it for Brother Lychee to see if he was bitten by a snake, this is not a trivial matter if he is bitten by a snake... I'm really not a big boy

[liebgott, are you okay?] Tang Gaote, why don't you throw the snake away, and then check your hands to see if you have been bitten by a snake? It is important to make money on live TV, but life is more expensive Tang Xiaoye hurriedly opened his mouth and explained: "Don't worry, my family, there is nothing wrong with Tang Gaote. He had not been bitten by a snake. He's fine now. What's more, the snake he caught was a water snake, also known as the Chinese water snake, or enhydrisis a reptile of the snake family, also known as the mud snake.

Their usual upper limit is 320 meters above sea level. This snake is native to China and is rich in the main component of EPA snake oil. The main purpose of all this is to show everyone that it is practically non-toxic. Hearing Tang Xiaoye say that the mud snake is non-venomous, the fans at the scene began to laugh while relaxing, criticizing Libu's good luck. The sentence is too long, please add a short sentence, Tang Xiaoye shouted a few words to Tang Bu according to Fan's meaning: "Tang Gaote, Tang Gaote, are you okay?" What are you doing with the mud snake? If you hold it for too long, it will taste! “

"Oh no, I just don't know what to do with it". Let him go. He would go to the lake and eat my fish and ducklings. I can't take it, I haven't eaten this thing yet, I don't know what to do. Hearing Tang Xiaoye's words, Libu was stunned for a moment, and then he raised the mud snake in his hand and came, with a helpless look and a wry smile to explain. You heard what Ribu said. Tang Dafu, who put the big yellow eel back, came directly over to take Tang Bu's hand and said with a smile: "Fortunately, you caught such a big mud snake. That's a good thing. This is a fine dish of fried chili peppers or stewed soup Uncle Daifuku, let's exchange it. My mud snake, how about exchanging the mud eels and eels you caught?"

Libu has been thinking about how to make this mud snake, but he has never thought of his method, and finally played with Tang Dafu and attracted attention for the loach. Tang Dafu first looked at the loaches and eels in the bucket, then nodded and said, "Okay, you changed, I just took it back to slaughter an old hen and stew soup for our calf. "No problem, then we have changed, after the change, we can't regret it!" ！

But there are a lot of loaches, and our family will definitely not be able to eat them all, so you can take them back and eat them, just like having drunk a little more wine. After reaching an agreement with Tang Dafu, Tang Bu turned around with a smile and shouted at Tang Xiaowang, Tang Xiaowang looked like a mud ghost" Xiao Wang stood up. You only caught two loaches because of your mud. If I wait for you to catch a loach, I will starve to death on the road" Brother-in-law, you still dare to laugh at me, I caught at least two loaches, you caught one loach?

You only have an eel and a snake, but we're here to catch loaches, so what you catch doesn't count. Tang Xiaowang was covered in mud, and after being called by Tang Xiaowang, he immediately looked at the loaches that Tang Buhuan brought back, and disagreed, Tang Xiaowang first lifted him to the head of the river with a smile, and then went back with a smile, "We are here to catch loaches, not just loaches." Also, the eel is used to cook porridge for your aunt and your mother, and the loach is used to cook our own food, so uncle catches the eel is the earl, and today's game is your uncle I win! you win the weight, but I win the quantity.

My gain is two, and yours is one, so our game today is a draw! Tang Xiaowang is still a dead duck with a hard mouth, Yang Xiaotou said with an unconvinced face Facing a dead duck with a hard mouth, Tang Xiaowang and Tang Bo didn't go to fight with him, but don't open him directly, and said to Tang Xiaoye and Shuangxi: "The three of you arrange a place for the scene, and then we sing this children's song together, if it's good, I'll give it to you as a town song." ”

"Wow, I'm going to sing a new song, yes, yes, yes... ”。 After a few happy exclamations, Tang Xiaomu beside Double Happiness set up the equipment for live broadcasting, and then was surrounded by a group of people, and said to Tang Bu with a smile: "Brother Tang Bu, we are ready, now wait for you." ”

Tang Bu immediately took out his mobile phone and turned it on, and then played the voice of his childhood, he stood directly in the middle, beckoning to Tang Xiaomu, Tang Xiaoye, Tang Xiaowang, and Tang Dafu to arrange the road; Xiao Wang sat in front and grabbed the loach and Xiaomu. ”。

Xiaoye Xiaoranch, you squatted behind Xiao Wang and grabbed the loach, and showed a brother's smiling face. And Uncle Fu, you just stand behind them and show your smiling face to your grandfather"