"It's just a name. Wu Er's face was directly exposed.

"I want you to take care of it!" Shen Wuwei blushed and roared in a low voice.

"Hey, you stinky boy, how can you talk to Master?" Wu Er expressed his dissatisfaction with Shen Wuwei's disrespectful eyes.

"I'm not your apprentice yet. Shen Wuwei said unhappily.

"Looking for a fight!"

Fortunately, there is Wu Er, an old guy who is out of tune. This made Shen Wuwei somewhat better from the parting mood.

In this way, the old and the young slowly left Cangling City in the process of demolishing each other.

The convoy has been gone for five days, and Shen Wuwei quarrels with Wu Er in the carriage every day. Every time, he was knocked out of the car by Takeji. Today's Shen Wuwei can't bear it anymore. He shouted: "You old fellow, will you soon rely on your own cultivation to be higher than me? If Lao Tzu still loses to you, Lao Tzu will kowtow to you three times on the spot. ”

Shen Wuwei was indeed in a hurry, and he couldn't care about it so much. Directly in front of Wu Er, he called himself "Lao Tzu". completely forgot that the last time Wu Er beat him, it was because he "didn't distinguish between the young and the old, and didn't respect the elders".

Wu Er was also confused by Shen Wuwei, and said directly: "Okay, good, you stinky boy! ”

Shen Wuwei originally thought that Wu Er would continue to beat him, but he was just angry and talking nonsense. I didn't expect Wu Er to come up too, so I agreed without thinking about it.

For a while, I didn't think about what to compare with him. What I was anxious about was scratching my ears and cheeks. Seeing Shen Wuwei's appearance, Wu Er laughed: "Come on, Wuwei boy." The old man is waiting. ”

"Guess boxing, do you dare!" Shen Wuwei was in a hurry. remembered that he taught Shen Wuwen their guessing boxing. During the days of cultivation, he was also bored and crazy. No computer, no internet. Playing chess by yourself stinks. I had to teach some games that children on the earth often play to pass the time.

Today, I just used this lesson to teach Wu Er a lesson. Wu Er heard the word guess boxing and asked, "What kind of game is this?" Tell me about it. ”

It seems that Wu Er still doesn't know how to play this guessing box. Shen Wuwei was proud, after all, it was his own "invented" gameplay. Shen Wuwei said the rules with a smile on his face.

Wu Er laughed after hearing this, and said, "What kind of novel thing is the old man's way, isn't this the fist in the tavern." You kid does everything you can't get on the table. ”

What the hell? Shen Wuwei didn't know that this guessing fist had already been invented in this world. It's just that I often play when I drink in the Qinglou Tavern. It's similar to the alcohol order. Shen Wuwen didn't know, just because they hadn't been to a place like the Qinglou Tavern yet.

Shen Wuwei couldn't blush, and asked directly, "Just say dare or not." ”

Wu Er straightened his beard and smiled: "Why don't you dare." With that, he straightened up, and the expression on his face became serious.

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

Although Takeji knows how to play, it doesn't mean how good he is. It's mainly this thing, it's mainly a matter of luck. looked at Shen Wuwei, who was proud of him. Wu Er said unconvinced: "You kid must be slow." ”

Shen Wuwei raised the two fingers in his hand and said proudly: "What's the matter?

If it were someone else, Wu Er would have slapped him to death with one palm. How did you meet such a muddy boy?

Wu Er was sighing silently in his heart. Shen Wuwei cleared his throat and said, "I'm going to make my request." You are a senior master, so you won't play tricks with a junior. ”

As soon as Wu Er heard this, he immediately said, "You didn't say anything about the conditions before playing. Shen Wuwei said with an idiot expression: "I said before I started, I will kowtow to you three times if I lose." Why do you think you're unconditional to lose?"

"Good boy, you're playing with yin. Wu Er's face was full of anger, and he was about to burst out and hurt people.

Shen Wuwei immediately shouted: "What are you doing, what are you doing? The dignified Dean of the Heavenly Martial Academy, the powerhouse of the Martial Emperor Realm." It's a scoundrel. "I was blocked by Shen Wuwei's words. Wu Er suddenly had nothing to say.

According to Wu Er's temper, if he had played this trick in front of him, he would have been killed a long time ago. However, this guy in front of him is his own apprentice. is not only his own apprentice, but also the nephew of Emperor Wu and the grandson-in-law of another Emperor Wu.

However, Wu Er was not worried that Shen Wuwei would make him kowtow three times. This kid isn't that bold.

Thinking about this clearly, Wu Er pretended to be generous and said, "If you have any requirements, just say it." Shen Wuwei immediately said: "I have only one request, after arriving at the Tianwu Academy, I won't call you master, and you don't call me an apprentice." ”

"How's that going to work? Wu Er decisively refused: "Your uncle agreed, is it possible that you want to cheat." ”

Shen Wuwei said with a flattering face: Hey, you can still teach the ability, and I will learn the same. It's just not that he is commensurate with his master and apprentice. A senior master like you, do you still need to stick to these vulgar rituals? “”

Wu Er slapped Shen Wuwei's head and scolded: "If you want to be beautiful, you can learn the ability." I didn't even catch the master, what am I trying to do? ”

Shen Wuwei softened his head and said, "Otherwise." In front of outsiders, I call you Master, and when we are the two of us, I also call you old man. I'll give you face. ”

"Smack. Shen Wuwei was beaten again, and Wu Er scolded: "It's not big or small, if you dare to call it that, you see that the old man won't break your legs." ”

After that, he raised his hand and was about to fight again. At this moment, the car suddenly stopped. Wu Er and Shen Wuwei leaned forward unconsciously. Shen Wuwei was about to ask what was going on. A small guy outside the car shouted: "Dean Wu, third son, there is a strong man in front of you blocking the way." Looks ill-intentioned. ”

The tone of the little guy who spoke was not flustered. If he knew that there was a strong man in the Martial Emperor Realm in his group, no one would panic. This little guy is waiting to see how the bad guy in front of him is unlucky.

After listening to the little guy's words, Shen Wuwei and Wu Er got up and walked out of the carriage, and the little guy hurriedly put down a stool under the carriage and let Shen Wuwei get out of the carriage conveniently.

After Shen Wuwei got out of the car, he looked at the strong man in front of him. The man was no more than thirty paces away from the convoy, dressed in a coarse cloth short, barefoot, his hair was tied haphazardly with a gray strip of cloth, his hands were crossed at his waist, his eyebrows were thick, and his face looked very messy. On the ground to his right stood an axe half a man high.

Shen Wuwei muttered in his heart: "Isn't it a thief who has encountered a robbery." ”

When the strong man saw a richly dressed young man getting out of the car, he knew that it was the main owner coming, so he took a deep breath and said loudly: "I drove this road, and I planted this tree......

Before he finished speaking, Shen Wuwei said, "If you want to live from now on, leave to buy road money?"

The big man was stunned for a moment, and thought: "Isn't it that I have met a young master of a cottage, how can this talk be more slippery than me? No! Momentum cannot be lost, the most important thing for a man is to have momentum." ”

The strong man then said: "Whoever dares to say half a word......"

Shen Wuwei took the lead again and said, "Kill or bury?" Hearing this, the people in the team burst out laughing. They really had never seen bandits like this. Let the robbed person say all his words. Who is robbing whom?

Shen Wuwei said with a smile: "I said this big brother, you learned your way of robbery from Mr. Storyteller, right?"

When the strong man heard this, he couldn't help asking, "How do you know?"

He had heard this from a storyteller who was passing through the village. The storyteller took them in their village for three days and told some stories about the heroes who robbed the rich and helped the poor. The strong man heard that it was called a passionate one.

He thinks this is a man. I also want to become such a man, and I am unhappy for the poor people in the world.

As soon as he said this, the people in the convoy laughed even more. I don't know where this fool came from. Looking at him, it's obvious that he's a novice. The crowd looked at him like clowns.

As soon as the man heard the laughter of the crowd, he knew that they didn't take themselves seriously. I was anxious and shouted: "Brother Gongzi in front, I see that you are also a sensible person, I only ask for money this time, not my life." If you don't want anything to happen to your subordinates, you leave twenty taels of silver. I'll let you go. ”

The man felt that this was said with great momentum. The little white-faced boy on the other side should have been impressed by his manhood. It's just that he doesn't understand why the person on the other side laughs louder.

Some covered their stomachs, some wiped their tears. One of the coachmen said breathlessly, "Oh mamma...... No...... No more...... I'm laughing to death...... Twenty taels ...... Hahaha......"

Twenty taels is not a small amount for this coachman. However, when you see a cart of good things, you grab twenty taels, and they really haven't heard of such bandits.

It's like, this table is full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and you can eat that egg fried rice. Egg fried rice is not bad, but it has to be compared with whom.

Shen Wuwei couldn't laugh anymore, he wiped the tears from his laughter, and asked, "Haha, I don't know the name of the good man, why did you rob the twenty taels of silver below." ”

The man clenched his fists and said, "Well, I call Guan Rang, what I am doing here today is a good thing of robbing the rich and helping the poor." But give me the money, and I will let you pass. ”

The corners of Shen Wuwei's mouth raised, and he smiled: "What if I don't give it." ”

Guan Rang carried the axe on his shoulder and said, "Then it's no wonder to me." ”

Shen Wuwei helped Qiu Li on his waist and said, "Your Excellency still has to do it." ”

Wu Er whispered to Shen Wuwei at this time: "This man's cultivation is not low. There should be five qualities of the martial arts realm. Shen Wuwei was taken aback and asked, "Isn't that more powerful than me." ”

Wu Er nodded and said, "You only have a three-percent chance of winning against him." "Isn't it?" Shen Wuwei said with some disbelief: "He is three grades higher than me." I'll only have a 30% chance of winning when I get there?"

Wu Er shrugged: "Believe it or not, I'll leave it here anyway." ”

Shen Wuwei suddenly said with some embarrassment: "Dean Wu, look at what you said, can I not believe it." I'm sure I can't beat him. Or...... You go. ”

Guan Rang was still waiting for Shen Wuwei to come up and fight him, but he was not in a hurry at all. But when he heard Shen Wuwei say that he wanted Wu Er to fight him, he immediately said, "I don't bully the old man." ”

Shen Wuwei scolded secretly: "If you don't bully the old man, you will bully the child? ”