When Zhan Zhan was taken to the playground by his friends here, he was stunned to a certain extent.

"To tell you the truth, I feel the smell of 'deception'. Zhan Zhan's mind was a little confused when he looked at the facilities on the playground.

"Han Xiaozhan, what's wrong with you! Don't shake it!"

"Han Xiaozhan!Han Xiaozhan?!Why are your eyes still foggy?"

"Han Xiaozhan, look at us, talk to us!"

The children shook Zhan Zhan and shouted in a panic.

"Can you be quiet?!" Zhan Zhan was tired of nothing, but let them make such a noise, and his originally sober head was also roaring at this time, if he didn't stand firmly, or they shook like this, he would probably fall down with golden flowers in his eyes.

All children: "......"

"Are you okay?" the child who told him the coordinates first quietly withdrew the little paw that wanted to pinch Zhan Zhanren, and asked in a whisper.

The other children also quietly took a step back, either laughing heartily, twisting each other with their hands behind their backs, or quietly bowing their heads, or sticking out their tongues.

"Han Xiaozhan, don't be upset. Seeing that Zhan Zhan didn't speak, a little girl among the children who looked younger than anyone else came over and carefully pulled Zhan Zhan's corner.

"Hmm, I'm not angry...... This matter is very important?" Zhan Zhan, who was rubbing his forehead, was not very angry, but he just looked down and saw that the little girl beside him looked a little similar to Niuniu, and suddenly, his tone of voice became gentle.

"Of course, we are good friends!" Seeing that Zhan Zhan was not angry, the other children forgot about their previous embarrassment, and began to come forward again.

This time, Zhan Zhan, who was trying not to be in a daze, understood what they said. It's just that I didn't expect that even if he changed places, he would still be the "leader" here!

"The coordinates you are talking about, is this such an electronic goalkeeper?" Zhan Zhan pointed to the humanoid robot placed in front of the goal, his expression seemed to be a little indescribable.

"Of course, isn't that what you're going to do for all of us?" the children nodded.

Zhan Zhan, who was standing on the steps, looked down on them, and suddenly felt that they were doing this like a little chicken pecking rice.

"Okay, what did I say in the first place?" Zhan Zhan paused, and under the reproachful gaze of "How could you forget what you said?", he pulled out a handful of candy from his pocket, which looked like it was expensive.

"Whoever of you can recount the most will get the most candy!"

Hearing this, the eyes of the little guys who originally wanted to accuse Zhan Zhan were all hung up!

Zhan Zhan: "......"

It's like being watched by a searchlight!

"I know!

"I'll say it first!

The children all raised their feet and scrambled to raise their hands.

"Don't be crowded! Don't be crowded! You line up and say okay one by one! Don't worry, as long as you talk more than the people in front of you, regardless of the coordinates, as long as you say more information, you can get an extra piece of candy!"

"I'll tell you!"

“......”

Zhan Zhan's attention attracted these children, of course, his trick was very effective, at least he could piece together the general situation from it.

"In other words, I came up with this machine just because everyone didn't want to be a goalkeeper?" Zhan Zhan was a little incredulous, after all, in reality, he was not such a boring person.

"You didn't make up this machine, the most you can do is give everyone an idea, this machine was made by Aunt Han. The little boy who first mentioned the coordinates to him pointed him out.

Zhan Zhan: "......"

"Ok! ”

"And it's not that we don't want to be goalkeepers, it's that you, you're too lethal, we can't bear it!" The little girl he thought was very similar to Niuniu before also spoke.

Zhan Zhan: "......"

"When you're in goal, it's like, like a spy sent by the other side, and you can't hold the ball at all. When the other children saw someone talking, they started complaining.

"But you don't want to be a goalkeeper, you just get the ball, as long as you're ready to shoot, you're almost 100 percent kicking the ball at the goalkeeper. ”

"If you're not up to par, we'll accept it, but ...... As long as you don't keep the goal, you can get the ball almost anywhere, and you can shoot past the people who block it!"

Zhan Zhan: "......"

Although I don't remember this impression, I ...... Listening to their accusations and the grievances in their eyes, somehow, Zhan Zhan actually rose into a "weak heart" mood.

"So, that's what I came up with?"

"Of course, if not, we won't be playing with you!" the children nodded together in good faith.

Zhan Zhan: "......"

"Who do you think made this machine?"

"Are you sleepy? Of course, it's Aunt Han, that is, your mother! Of course, there should be Uncle Han's handiwork. ”

Zhan Zhan scratched his head, and when he looked at the machine, he was a little confused.

And this feeling of surprise is also because of the "tricked" in his own memory.

It all started with his real-world experience – his brother Han Pin hadn't come to their house yet, and he was the best kid in the kindergarten.

At that time, he was very energetic, and his favorite thing to do every day was to hold the ball against the goal.

At first, he could play obediently in the yard at home, but after a long time, he gradually began to lose the restraint and wanted to run outside all day long.

At that time, his mother was not as idle as she was later, and she had to go on business trips from time to time, and his father had a lot of tasks, at most he remembered to come back and cook for his mother when he was on a business trip.

As a result, for a while, the glass breakage rate in their military compounds was particularly high, and the frequency of beating children in the military compounds increased.

That's right, when he was bored, he led the children to shoot randomly from house to house to see who could hit the set target - the glass on the window.

Originally, they were all children, and their strength and accuracy were definitely insufficient, as long as the distance and angle of the strength were calculated, then there would definitely be no hits. - This is what he calculated and reasoned at that time. And he chose to do this just to get excited, he really didn't want to take the child to damage other people's property.

But who would have thought that he was smart and had a plan in his heart, but others didn't have his brain, and he could play together, and his age was similar, so when he led everyone to play, of course, it was fine, but the problem was that he didn't play, and when others were either learning or simulating, he really didn't know the severity.

At the very beginning, the adults were only naughty boys, although they were also angry, but the military compound still didn't have to worry about the logistics of the adults, and since there was compensation, it was not enough for the adults to pay attention.

However, this kind of indifference is only the beginning.

When there are more people who "commit crimes", adults can't pay attention to it. Then, the adults connected with each other - well, the severity of the matter escalated in an instant.

Therefore, after the adults paid attention to it, what followed was the children's "torture to extract confessions" - bamboo stick stew.

Then, of course, he, the initiator of the game, was "mentioned" by everyone!

Because of this, he was also beaten by his parents in mixed male and female doubles, although he didn't really beat him, but the "punishment" was not easier than beating him at all.

Among them, the most memorable for him, that is, the one he thought he had been tricked by, was this goalkeeper robot.

Speaking of this, Zhan Zhan is still a little aggrieved even now-others are punished, and after that, they can be released after completing their sentences, but he is different, after he is punished, there are a series of measures to give him a good memory.

At that time, his father and his own mother brought it up - doesn't he like to play football, he likes to shoot, he likes to shoot? Okay, then let him play until he is satisfied.

As a result, robots used to act as gatekeepers came into being.

Now that I think about it, Zhan Zhan still thinks that he is too innocent, and he didn't even see through the "true purpose" of the adults.

When he was told that "as long as he can successfully kick the ball in, he can be free", how confident he was, he just thought that it was just a small thing to do, and if he was serious, he would definitely be able to take it!

Later, he learned that he felt so chic when he was slapped in the face—— that kind of goalkeeper, whether it was a horizontal strafing or a vertical strafing, wanted to kick the ball in, it was simply unrealistic!

Because the robot is equipped with n cameras that can rotate in 360° directions, and it is locked and analyzed from the moment he enters the distance that can strafe, which means that even if his ball skills are good, good and accurate, it is impossible for him to make movements beyond the "ability" of the camera! So, no matter how hard he tries to detect, he can only be tired of becoming a pug in the end. If you want to break through the score and no longer maintain zero egg scores, hehe, that's, it's just his simple idea!

Later, he realized how much his father and his mother really looked up to him -- it turned out that the principle of the robot was not used against him at all, it was taken from the combat sensors of fighter planes and other combat sensors! This is the working principle of the rebound shells of the machines on fighter planes when they are faced with artillery shells.

"Ah~~" Zhan Zhan, who silently "sighed" in his heart, withdrew his attention from his memories.

Recalling it for a while, he already felt the feeling of tiredness!

He had thought before, there should be no adult who "valued" his children like theirs, right?

However, this time, this "illusion" let him know that even if he doesn't want to play tricks on his child, it doesn't mean that he won't use it to coax his child!

"Han Xiaozhan, do you still have sugar?"

Zhan Zhan: "......"

He thought that he could be quiet for so long, and he could remember it well, thanks to the candy in his pocket before he came out!

"There's sugar. Zhan Zhan shook his head as he pulled his hand out of his pocket, and by the way, pulled out the inner lining of his pocket for everyone to see.

"Oh. The child who asked him for candy smacked his lips and said to him, "Then after eating the candy, let's get down to business!"

"Hmm. Zhan Zhan nodded, immediately entered the state, and said, "The coordinates you just mentioned, are the angles that you have calculated that can successfully shoot the ball in?"

"That's right...... Have you forgotten?" The children are not easy to fool, they are a little strange when they see Zhan Zhan always saying that it is wrong.

Of course, their cognition, experience, and insight all constrain them, so that they can't imagine that this good friend in front of them has been replaced inside.

However, the children, as long as they are happy, their inclusiveness, is still very touching.

No, the strange feeling in their hearts flashed, and soon, they didn't want to do it, but continued to come to Zhan Zhan, and they all scrambled to speak!

"Uncle Commissar promised us that as long as we can spare the robot's defense and shoot the ball in before you move, then he promised us not to let you move away, and we can play together and be good friends in the future. ”

Zhan Zhan: "......"

It turns out that it takes so much effort to fool children now?

Moreover, since his father here has already obtained the procedures for changing jobs, isn't it a certainty that he will leave the army and the military family compound?

As far as he knows, even if he can return to the army, it doesn't seem that a political commissar uncle can agree to it, so what's the matter, it's only possible with the political commissar of the military region, right?

According to the words he just got out of this group of friends - the "political commissar" he said to the girl who looked like Niuniu in front of him should be her father, that is, the regimental political commissar of the field brigade, right?

"Then your coordinates have been calculated?" asked Zhan Zhan.

Although he knew that the coordinates they provided could not be useful at all, but thinking of what Shi Bozu had told him before, he asked in line with the principle of not allowing any clues to slip away.

"Coordinates are ......"

"Han Xiaozhan, why are you skipping school?"

Just as the children were about to tell Zhan Zhan this coordinate number, suddenly there was a "roar of artificial lions" not far away!

Zhan Zhan and all the children looked at it reflexively, and as a result, what did he see?

Although the head teacher is the brigade commander's daughter-in-law and can freely enter and leave the military compound, it is not the right time to ...... Is it a holiday?

"Sure enough! Sure enough, an illusion is an illusion, and although rationality exists in it, it is only random!" Zhan Zhan just wanted to sigh, but found that the children had run away like birds and beasts, and when he landed, he was also in a hurry, and chased after them, shouting to them, "You wait!

He watched the children in front of him run farther and farther, and there was a head teacher behind him catching up, and he felt bitter in his heart - he knew that he wouldn't be so pretending!