Chapter 2: Approached
Song Renjia still knocked on Zhang Lingyu's bedroom door.
Zhang Lingyu opened the door and smiled: "How is it, have you calmed down?"
Song Renjia stretched out his hand and waved: "Don't speak, let me speak." ”
Zhang Lingyu shrugged.
"Actually, you're the Jade Emperor, right?"
Zhang Lingyu shrugged.
"This fan base is full of real people, that is...... They're all immortals, right?"
Zhang Lingyu shrugged.
"What do you mean by shrugging your shoulders? It should be an admit, right?" Song Renjia's legs began to tremble, the online writer in front of him, the slightly chubby otaku with a lovely smile, is it the Jade Emperor?
"I ...... Shall I give you a knock?"
"I am Zhang Lingyu, the author of the street. Zhang Lingyu patted Song Renjia's shoulder with a smile, "You just treat me as an ordinary person." ”
"Uh...... Forehead...... Good. Song Renjia was still in a huge shock, he entered the group of immortals and made friends with the Jade Emperor, and his mind was a little messy.
"You don't have to be too nervous. Zhang Lingyu said with a smile: "They are also a group of children, they are not small, but their brains are immature, and they have nothing to do to cause trouble for me." I'm just trying to find someone to take care of them. ”
"I ...... Can I do it? I'm just a normal person. "Song Renjia is up and down in his heart, managing a group of immortals?
"Look at you, work hard, love the country and family, and have a good character, they need to be guided by a correct concept like you. Zhang Lingyu said, "Don't worry, you just treat them as a bunch of ignorant children, they are all a group of second generations, and there are many small problems." You are needed to guide you. ”
"Absolutely indispensable to your benefits, that marriage red line and a product of body strengthening pills are just the beginning. Zhang Lingyu threw out the temptation again.
"Oh, oh. Song Renjia couldn't help nodding, his mind was still a little messy.
Zhang Lingyu sighed and patted Song Renjia's head with his palm, and Song Renjia's mind was immediately clear.
"What did you do?"
"I just gave you a heart mantra. Zhang Lingyu said, "Accept the reality." ”
"It may sound unrealistic, but I did come into contact with the Jade Emperor. Song Renjia nodded.
"I'm not going to live in the world of words of some street writer, am I?" he said suddenly.
Zhang Lingyu rolled her eyes: "Are you willing, I will add a character to you in my book?"
"Forget it, no need. Song Renjia took a deep breath: "The point is, with the golden finger, I should become stronger, and it is time to go to the peak of life, right?"
"That, Zhang ...... Your Majesty, don't worry, I will definitely take them with you. He swore and patted his chest.
"You might as well call me Lingyu. Zhang Lingyu smiled, "I'm a street fighter now." ”
"You're not a street hitter even if you're an author. Song Renjia said, "You pay more than 10,000 yuan a month." ”
Zhang Lingyu also followed Song Renjia's example and scratched his head.
"You can take the red line by yourself first, and you can eat the body strengthening pill first. Zhang Lingyu said.
"By the way, what about the red line?" Song Renjia patted his head and turned back to look for it.
It looked like an ordinary red thread, not very conspicuous. It took Song Renjia a lot of effort to see the red thread hanging on his waist on his clothes.
"Where should I put this thing so I don't lose it?" Song Renjia scratched his head.
"There is a small program in your group that can be put in. Zhang Lingyu said.
"No wonder you're changing my phone. Song Renjia said speechlessly: "This is the magic weapon of demon reform." ”
Open up the gluttonous space. This applet looks like an infinite backpack on an online game page, and it's divided one by one. He followed Zhang Lingyu's suggestion and put the red line in.
"You play by yourself, I do want to code words, let's go masturbate tomorrow. Zhang Lingyu smiled and closed the door. The sound of keyboard tapping rang out in the room.
"What does it mean that the Jade Emperor came down to be an online writer?
His gaze saw the elixir, and his gaze was fiery.
Will you become Superman if you eat it?
He picked up the elixir and put it in his mouth.
It melted in his mouth, and a stream of heat filled his body, transforming his body.
"This feeling, cool!"
Song Renjia clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, trying not to make a strange noise.
The heat dissipated, and Song Renjia touched his body.
Well, it's a lot harder, both in the bones and in the muscles.
Pick up your clothes and see, well, eight-pack abs.
Looks like he's grown a little taller.
"How strong am I now?" Song Renjia felt that he was full of strength and wanted to find someone to fight.
If he had this body the night before, then he wouldn't have run away with the girl, he would have been on the front.
"Let's get some rest. This night, first it fell big, then it got up, and my nerves hurt a little. ”
Song Renjia returned to the bedroom prepared for him and went to bed, but he fell asleep very late. I experienced too many things in one night, my head was a little messy, and I had a lot of strange dreams.
"Coo-coo......" woke up in the morning, and Song Renjia heard the sound of his stomach.
Out of the door, there was a slight snoring sound in Zhang Lingyu's bedroom.
"Go down and buy breakfast, grab my phone. Song Renjia picked up the mobile phone that had been modified by the demon, opened it and glanced at the chat group.
The red boy has already set off to find Nezha, and there is only Bai Qianqian Aite Zhang Lingyu in the group, who wants to add a role to himself.
There was nothing serious, Song Renjia put the mobile phone in his trouser pocket and went downstairs.
Chunfeng Community is a relatively old community, and it is naturally not comparable to the garden mansion that focuses on development. However, in terms of the comprehensiveness of living facilities, it is definitely not bad. All kinds of small life shops, meat and vegetable markets are absolutely indispensable.
Song Renjia is used to eating in a small restaurant called Tianhe Breakfast, which is cheap and affordable. Although it is called a breakfast shop, it is actually a comprehensive restaurant.
He and the boss were already familiar with each other, so much so that as soon as Song Renjia came in, the boss smiled evilly at Song Renjia: "Xiao Song, I heard that you were swept out of the house by the landlord Liu Lihua? Where did you sleep last night?"
"It's a bad thing. Song Renjia was depressed: "Who did you listen to?" ”
"Liu Lihua came to me for breakfast and told many people, saying that you offended people who shouldn't be offended, and asked everyone to stay away from you. The boss walked over and took out the greasy menu, handed it to Song Renjia and said.
"Just come with tomato egg noodles, big bowls. Song Renjia put the menu aside and asked, "You didn't receive any warnings that you weren't allowed to help me?"
"Hehe, what if you don't receive it?" The boss looked indifferent: "Your brother Tian is also a person with a background, right?"
"Okay, you can cook noodles, you are a small broken shop, and you have a background. Song Renjia was speechless.
The boss laughed and went to the back kitchen.
Song Renjia sat on a chair, took out his mobile phone, and checked the dynamics of the chat group.
No one spoke for the time being, and the red boy also dived, I don't know if he really set off to burn Lao Wangba.
The good fortune dragon girl has already sent him another red envelope of 66 yuan, and there is also a nickname called the tenth prince, who sent him a red envelope of 100 yuan.
Song Renjia happily accepted, and by the way, set up a red envelope vibration reminder and a gift vibration reminder. These second generations of immortals, one by one, are too rich.
Song Renjia used to deliver takeaways, because he was diligent enough and took many orders, and he took about 10,000 yuan every month. That's an average of more than 300 a day.
And because his girlfriend asked for a car and a house before, Song Renjia had to save money and rent a poor house. Now, the down payment for the 60-square-meter house has been saved, and his girlfriend has left him.
However, he still has a glimmer of hope for redemption in his heart, after all, he only broke up on the phone before, which was not formal. He wanted to go to his girlfriend Chen Lan's rental house to have a look after eating, and then save it.
"It's time to say hello to all the immortal bosses, right?" Song Renjia thought as he stared at the chat group.
Since joining the group, he has not bubbled, and has been receiving all kinds of red envelopes.
The boss came out with a bowl of noodles, and Song Renjia subconsciously put away his mobile phone. In his heart, the chat group has become a golden finger that he needs to hide.
"Hey, do you know who you've offended?" The boss leaned in front of Song Renjia and did not leave, but sat opposite him.
"I don't know. Song Renjia replied casually and began to eat noodles.
"I can use my connections to help you find out. The boss said.
"Uncle Tian, you really think of yourself as a big boss with a background. Song Renjia said with a smile.
"You don't believe it. The boss sat up straight and said, "Liu Lihua has said that you are not only swept away, but even your girlfriend has broken up with you and your job has been lost." ”
Song Renjia's chopsticks stopped, frowned and said, "Why is Sister Liu's mouth so fast?"
"Liu Lihua wasn't a big-mouthed person before, maybe she accepted the benefits of someone this time and deliberately hacked you. The boss knocked on the table: "I don't look for someone to beat you and tie you up, but I start from all aspects of your life." The person you offended is really a bad taste, and you are going to break down your life. ”
"Damn!" Song Renjia smashed his chopsticks and clenched his fists.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. The boss hurriedly persuaded, "You have no energy now, and there is no place to use it." ”
"Can you really help me find out who is behind me?" asked Song Renjia.
"Hehe, then you've got to do me something. The boss smiled: "That's it, I'm ......"
"Song Renjia, you are hiding here. Two men with baseball bats walked in.
The boss glanced at the two of them and shrugged his shoulders at Song Renjia: "I miscalculated, people may hire someone to beat you." ”
Song Renjia stood up, he looked at the figures of these two people a little familiar, and the voices were also familiar.
"It's cool to be brave and brave, isn't it? It's cool for heroes to save beauty, right?" A man with a scar on his face threw a baseball bat on the table and looked at Song Renjia with a sinister smile.
"Give me death!" Song Renjia picked up the baseball bat, jumped over the table and smashed it at the man's head.
He finally remembered that these were the two kidnappers the night before!