Chapter 404: The Day of Tsundere Research and Forcing Feng Erhu (I)
Xiaofeng silently recited for 3 minutes, "How beautiful this world is, how fresh this air is" before holding back and not throwing the two stunned out of the window, fortunately, this goods will be responsible for raising it for a day, otherwise Xiaofeng feels that he will die young.
The sleeping two stunned people were woken up by Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng was very suspicious that this thing was not a dog, thinking that he went to the village melon shed to steal watermelons to eat, but before he could get it, he was found by the Chinese pastoral dog and chased him out of a long way.
The second stunned man opened the dog's eyes and looked at Xiaofeng, then stretched out his tongue and yawned, and when Xiaofeng was about to educate it with the urine on the sheets, the second stunned jumped and pounced on Xiaofeng, okay, now even the pajamas have to be washed, how can this thing sleep so well in urine.
Xiaofeng, who was baptized by Xiaoha's tongue, was in a much better mood, pee, pee, since you raised it, you have to be responsible for it, Xiaofeng should lay the foundation for raising children in the future.
Xiaofeng was going to take the second stunned man to take a bath first, a large piece of the originally supple and handsome dog hair had been made into a ball by urine, but what Xiaofeng didn't expect was that the second stunned man struggled to jump into Xiaofeng's arms and jumped onto the bed, and then Meimei stretched her waist, and then suddenly found that she was uncomfortable, and then the second stunned shook the hair on her body, and then there was no more, and a set of bedding was all thrown into the washing machine by Xiaofeng.
Standing in front of the washing machine, Xiaofeng had to admit that the people who had been married were different, Taeyeon originally wanted to choose a small but beautiful washing machine, but under the persuasion of Xiaoyuan, it was replaced by the current large-capacity and powerful washing machine, which is called life, how did Xiaofeng know that Xiaoyuan only said one sentence at that time: Think about the washing machine we used in the dormitory at the beginning.
Xiaofeng took a bath for the second stunned son very seriously, and carefully dried the hair of the second stunned, the second stunned man is very fond of water, and he does not reject taking a bath and playing with Xiaofeng, which is called a happy.
After bathing the second stunned son, it was Xiaofeng's turn to wash it himself, not to mention that the pajamas were stained with the urine of the two stunned children, but the process of bathing the second stunned son just now also made the pajamas on Xiaofeng's body become a see-through outfit. Taking a bath for the second stunned son is much more tiring than taking a mandarin duck bath with Taeyeon, although she has not washed with Taeyeon, but Xiaofeng thinks so.
Xiaofeng took a half-bath and Zheng Xiuyan came to the door, although Xiaofeng was very surprised why Zheng Xiuyan suddenly came to the door, but the cold air exuded by Zheng Xiuyan's body made Xiaofeng wise and let Zheng Xiuyan in without saying a word, and after pouring a glass of water for Zheng Xiuyan, Xiaofeng continued to take a bath, not that he was bold enough to dare to ignore Zheng Xiuyan, and Xiaofeng felt that it was detrimental to his tall and mighty image with the foam that had not had time to be washed off.
Zheng Xiuyan came to Xiaofeng basically for nothing important, she was the eldest aunt, Zheng Xiuyan, who had never tried the treatment of giving birth, had been suffering from slight menstrual cramps, and she didn't have to go to the company to practice when the eldest aunt came. Sister Zheng Xiujing went out to shoot commercials, and when she was young, the other sisters also had something to do, Zheng Xiuyan felt more pain in her stomach alone in the cold home, she suddenly thought of Xiaofeng, so she cleaned up and went out to find Xiaofeng, on the one hand, she didn't see Xiaofeng for many days, and only relied on phone contact to make Zheng Xiuyan think a little, on the other hand, when the eldest aunt came, she didn't want to eat those nutritious takeaways, and rubbing rice was the main purpose.
Xiaofeng would be speechless if she knew the reason why Zheng Xiuyan came to the door, Zheng Xiuyan's eldest aunt had nothing to do with him. Even if she doesn't come, the eldest aunt has nothing to do with Xiaofeng according to the time, but Zheng Xiuyan is obviously in a bad mood, and Xiaofeng is really worried about appearing in front of her at this time period.
When Xiaofeng simply rinsed and changed her clothes and came out, she saw Zheng Xiuyan and Er Stunned having a good time, and Zheng Xiuyan kept teasing Er Stunned with her feet. And the second stunned person does not refuse, you hand it over, I will lick it, just like Zheng Xiuyan's feet are delicious.
Xiaofeng swallowed a mouthful of foam with difficulty to relieve the dryness of his throat, although it was already August, the weather in South Korea was still very hot. Zheng Xiuyan only wore a pair of hot pants on her lower body, revealing two fair-skinned beautiful legs, although Zheng Xiuyan often wears high heels, her feet are well maintained, and the fair-skinned and small Xiaofeng can see faint blood vessels through her fair skin. Xiaofeng hated why his eyesight was so good at this time, and he had the urge to shout and let go of the second stunned man.
"Haha, you raised it?" Zheng Xiuyan showed a lazy smile when she saw Xiaofeng come out, and after seeing Xiaofeng at Xiaofeng's house, Zheng Xiuyan felt that her irritable mood was much better, and her stomach was not so painful, and the smell of Xiaofeng all around made her feel very relieved, which was the impact of a good mood.
"Haha?" Xiao Feng swallowed another mouthful of foam and asked, after being a monk for so many days, Xiao Feng really has the urge to become a wolf, Xiao Feng is struggling with whether to be a beast or a beast, haha who is it?
"That's it, did you buy it and raise it? Have you asked Taeyeon?" Zheng Xiuyan hugged the second stunned child in her arms and kissed it, the dog is much better than a hot water bottle.
Hearing Taeyeon's name, the fire on Xiaofeng's body was extinguished, although Xiaofeng thinks that the true colors of men are the truth, but with the name of husband and wife and the reality of husband and wife, he is responsible for his marriage.
After seeing Zheng Xiuyan's actions, Xiaofeng knew that Zheng Xiuyan was stunned, and Xiaofeng, who had been ridiculed for many days, finally balanced, Zheng Xiuyan's ability to name was obviously worse, haha?
"It's called Erdazi, it's my gift to Zhihao, today my brother-in-law's family has no one to let me go on this day, in order to maintain the tall image of the national MC Liu Zaishi, Xiaofeng lied against his will, if it is known that in order to be able to make love with himself, the national MC Liu Zaishi actually drove the dog out of the door, then it is estimated that the topic of everyone ridiculing Liu Zaishi will be changed from a mysterious video with no new ideas to a person who is not as good as a dog.
"Erzhuzi?" Zheng Xiuyan repeated the Chinese name according to the cat and the tiger, and then pouted dissatisfiedly, knowing that she was bullied and read less, Xiaofeng would definitely cry out if she knew Zheng Xiuyan's inner thoughts, would there be a direct relationship between Chinese and reading? Besides, even if you pass the HSK, you may not be able to understand such a local name.
Zheng Xiuyan was finally able to say these three words in a standard after learning it a few more times, seeing that Erha really reacted to this name, Zheng Xiuyan happily played a name game with Erha, one is two and the other is naïve, Xiaofeng really wants to take a picture of this paragraph and upload it to the Internet, this Nima is the iceberg tsundere Zheng Xiuyan's daily life, do you dare to believe it? But after thinking about the consequences, Xiaofeng gave up this very dangerous method while wiping a cold sweat, the current netizens are powerful, if the upload is not good, it will be found that this is his own home, if he digs deeper, maybe he and Zheng Xiuyan's affairs in the United States will be picked up. In the current world, only you can't think of it, you can't do it without you, no matter how perfect the crime is, it will leave clues, Xiaofeng is revisiting Conan recently, and it seems that he has seen a little too much.
"I want to drink porridge?" Zheng Xiuyan, who was having fun with the second stunned, commanded without raising her head.
"What kind of porridge do you want to drink?rice?azuki beans?millet?," Nima pulled away, obviously talking about how the porridge got to the phone.
"Just rice porridge, and then get some light side dishes, not meat. Zheng Xiuyan thought about it seriously for a while and replied solemnly, Zheng Xiuyan only now knows that there are so many kinds of porridge, what is red rice? It looks delicious, but after coming to the eldest aunt, I still drink rice porridge honestly.
Hearing that I don't want meat, Xiaofeng, who had already recovered from the horror of Zheng Xiuyan suddenly coming to the door at this time, broke out in a cold sweat again. With his understanding of his youth, 9 proper are carnivores, after really seeing it, Xiaofeng feels that the rumors that the food cost of his youth exceeds SJ is very credible, and he is a vegetarian when he is young, and he is alone, or she can't grab meat and others, and the three who pay attention to meat and vegetarian matching are Xiaoxian, Cui Xiuying and Yun'er, the latter two Xiaofeng believe that the two of them eat too much, and they can't satisfy their stomachs with meat alone, and how unbelievable it is to not want meat?
"It's 7 o'clock, when do you want me to have breakfast? Zheng Xiuyan snorted half-coquettishly and half-dissatisfied when she saw that Xiaofeng had no movement, and after her mood and physical condition improved, Zheng Xiuyan felt very hungry.
Xiaofeng almost stomped her feet and saluted to tell yesmadam. As soon as he got into the kitchen, Xiao Feng began to make breakfast.
Fortunately, there is still a little rice left, and it is estimated that there will be two large bowls of porridge, and you can also make a stir-fried seasonal vegetable and a cucumber with a cucumber that is indispensable for every meal, although Zheng Xiuyan said that she doesn't want meat. But Xiaofeng still fried a slippery egg beef, most of the women are duplicitous, people say that by the way, it is for you to find out what the way is, and people say that you look at it is to let you watch it according to her ideas.
Zheng Xiuyan is a dog that likes dogs very much. The reason why she doesn't raise it is because she doesn't want to experience the feeling of life and death, she has to wait until she is old and then raise it, and then grow old with the dog and leave together, and no one has to feel sorry for who left first. But now Zheng Xiuyan's ideal object in her heart to accompany her to grow old has changed from a dog to Xiaofeng, although Xiaofeng is not as good as a dog, but Xiaofeng can take better care of her.
Breakfast was served soon, Zheng Xiuyan smelled the aroma of the food greedily, and came to Xiaofeng on a whim, this is the right one, and the restaurant can order food casually, not to mention that it is better than the restaurant.
As a reliable one-day owner, Xiaofeng certainly won't forget to prepare dog food for the second stunned, although it is not the kind that the second stunned always eats is the rest of Kanazawa, but I think the second stunned will not care about these.
Xiaofeng put the fragrant rice porridge in front of Zheng Xiuyan, and then gave Zheng Xiuyan a mouthful of vegetables to signal Zheng Xiuyan that Zheng Xiuyan could start, Zheng Xiuyan picked up the spoon and blew it and drank a mouthful of porridge, the fragrant rice porridge brought Zheng Xiuyan a warm feeling, even if she hated the hot Zheng Xiuyan couldn't help but take another sip, since her parents started traveling around the world, Zheng Xiuyan has not drunk rice porridge with this feeling for a long time, although she has money, but this kind of porridge that can only be cooked with feelings by Zheng's mother is not something that can be drunk by spending money。
Did Xiaofeng cook with emotion? The answer is yes, Xiaofeng, who was thinking about how to step on Lee Seung-gi in the kitchen the whole time, slowly put his feelings into the porridge.
A mouthful of porridge reminded Zheng Xiuyan of the first time she came to her aunt, and her mother smiled gently while feeding her porridge and said that Wuli Xiuyan would be able to marry soon when she grew up, which made Zheng Xiuyan, who had shed a lot of blood and was worried about whether she would die, felt a lot more relieved.
Show affection often dies quickly, and the warm atmosphere is always destroyed by those eye-opening things, and the second stunned comrade perfectly played the role of the bad guy, after eating a few mouthfuls of dog food, the second stunned looked at Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiuyan, who were looking at each other while drinking porridge, and shouted several times in dissatisfaction.
Xiaofeng thought that this product was because there was not enough dog food, so she added some dog food to the second stunned man, but the second stunned man pushed away the dog food bowl in disgust and stared at the spoon in Zheng Xiuyan's hand.
Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiuyan discussed for a long time before they found out that this product was to drink porridge, it stands to reason that it is not difficult to meet this small requirement at all, but unfortunately the rice is so lost, except for some soup and stars, a few rice grains of porridge are all on the table, Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiuyan have a big bowl of just right.
Zheng Xiuyan wanted to allocate half of her porridge to the second stunned, but was stopped by Xiaofeng, looking at Zheng Xiuyan's appearance of drinking porridge just now, Xiaofeng knew that this porridge was in line with Zheng Xiuya's taste, whether this bowl was enough for Zheng Xiuyan to drink, it would be embarrassing if Zheng Xiuyan wanted to drink it after drinking.
Xiaofeng said I went to serve it and entered the kitchen with a dog food bowl, the second stunned man stuck out his tongue and followed behind Xiaofeng, Zheng Xiuyan was smiling and drinking porridge, at this time he began to fantasize about living with Xiaofeng and Xiaofeng.
Xiaofeng began to make trouble when he arrived in the kitchen, Qiaofu was embarrassed to be porridge without rice, where to make porridge without rice, even if there was millet yellow rice bud rice stubble at home, but there was no time to do it, Xiaofeng glanced at the second stunned man with anticipation in his eyes, and silently said sorry.
Xiaofeng used warm water to soak in the casserole where the porridge was cooked, and then poured the soup into the dog food bowl in front of the two stunned people, and the two stunned people were satisfied when the dog food bowl appeared in front of the two stunned people again, in fact, it just looked at the fragrant food of Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiuyan, so I wanted to taste it, what it was eating, it really couldn't tell the difference, Xiaofeng fooled a famous stupid dog for himself, and reviewed it for a second, and saw that the second stunned rice soup was very happy to eat dog food, Xiaofeng, this is also a white lie.
Zheng Xiuyan can be regarded as having a big appetite, a big bowl of porridge is drunk, not counting a steamed bun slice, and even the slippery egg beef outside the recipe Zheng Xiuyan has eaten a lot, Xiaofeng is glad that she doesn't have a stupid all-listening arrangement while serving Zheng Xiuyan. (To be continued......)