Chapter 1: The Troubles of Heaven (It's Not Easy for Newcomers, Ask for Collection)
Nine Heavens, above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor was lying lazily on his throne listening to the report given to him by the Taishang Laojun.
"Emperor Yuyu, in the past few years, the merits of Heavenly Court's income have become less and less, and it is no longer enough to pay for the next Pan Tao Conference, and the income of each palace has also been reduced to a minimum, I'm afraid that this year's salary will not be paid again, and Li Tianwang will go to perform arts..."
"Oh, okay, okay, Laojun, don't read it anymore, you read it to me, can't you think of a way? There are so many immortal families, who haven't made any merit, it's okay to get some from them." ”
"Back to the Jade Emperor, the minister does have a way. ”
"Gentleman, you come and hear it. ”
"Chen has found a piece of land, ready to make a market, for the immortals to carry out all kinds of transactions, originally the transaction between our heavenly court immortals is very difficult, with this market they can sell any item at will, then we only need to charge some management fees. ”
"Yes, then hurry up and execute it, why are you still stunned here, hurry up, otherwise my Lingxiao Treasure Hall will be mortgaged to the God of Wealth." ”
The Jade Emperor was very excited when he heard this, but Lao Jun was a little embarrassed.
"Emperor Yuyu, this execution is easy to execute, but we also need a market caretaker, otherwise this market is not easy to manage, and it will be troublesome if it becomes a garbage market. ”
"Then why are you still stunned here, just find someone to go, we can't find a management for tens of millions of heavenly beings in the heavenly court. ”
"Jade Emperor, that's not what I said, all the heavens are high, who wants to deign to be a manager. ”
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, then I think Heavenly Court will simply disband. ”
The Jade Emperor is also in a hurry, this has not been paid for more than ten consecutive years, and now even the last dynasty is only Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor alone.
This is really a typical bare-bones commander of a soldier.
At this moment, Lingxiao Hall suddenly trembled, and a resentful spirit rushed up to Lingxiao Palace, and the Heavenly Laojun was quick-eyed, and he grabbed Zheng Yu's soul in his hand with a hand.
"The soul of a human being, how can you be here, get out of here. ”
Taishang Laojun looked at the resentful soul in his hand with some puzzlement, and with a flip of his palm, he wanted to return it to the human world.
"Lao Jun is slow, this person has been separated from Heaven for tens of thousands of years, and this person's soul can actually break through the barrier and come here, what does this mean, this shows that this person has a great relationship with Heavenly Court, didn't you say that the Heavenly Court Market lacks a management?"
The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun with a smile.
Lao Jun suddenly realized.
"Hahaha, it's still the Jade Emperor, you have a vision, so the minister will do it. ”
Taishang Laojun turned into a white light and disappeared.
"Haha, if you have a market, you won't be afraid of a depression in heaven, and your salary will fall in the future, and you finally don't have to look at this bad old man every day, and you finally have to have a beautiful woman to watch. ”
Since human beings rarely believe in any immortals anymore, without merit, Heavenly Court will not be able to pay wages, all the immortals and many heavenly beings have already gone on strike, and one by one they are also looking for their own way out, even the Seven Fairies have gone to other immortal mountains to do touring performances to seek development, and Heavenly Court is also on the verge of collapse.
Alas~
The gods are not having a good time.
Zheng Yu opened his eyes, and he appeared on an empty street, with an old man in white standing next to him with a whisk in his hand.
Zheng Yu remembered that he seemed to have just fallen downstairs, could it be that he was dead.
"Excuse me, is this heaven or hell?"
Zheng Yu looked at Taishang Laojun with a confused expression.
"Hahaha, little friend, don't think too much about this is neither heaven nor hell, this is heaven, you are very lucky, you were chosen by us. ”
Taishang Laojun smiled, and a colorful glow of light swept into Zheng Yu's mind, and some conversations appeared in Zheng Yu's mind, which were exactly the explanations that Taishang Laojun needed Zheng Yu to do.
Zheng Yu also remembered why he was here.
......
Just a few hours ago, Jung Woo encountered the most painful thing in his life.
His girlfriend, who has been in love with him for eight years, has split his legs.
"Zheng Yu, let's break up. ”
It was Zheng Yu's girlfriend Li Ruoxuan who spoke.
Just now, when Zheng Yu passed by an express hotel, he saw Li Ruoxuan and Qin Hao walking out of it talking and laughing, the two of them were very intimate, Qin Hao's hands touched Li Ruoxuan's buttocks, Zheng Yu threw off the baked cake in his hand and rushed up, and grabbed Li Ruoxuan.
Obviously, Li Ruoxuan was also very surprised to see Zheng Yu, but she soon returned to normal.
"Ruoxuan, what's the matter with you, you..."
Zheng Yu rushed over angrily and grabbed Li Ruoxuan.
"Zheng Yu, since you saw it, I won't hide it from you, I have already gotten along with Qin Hao, let's break up. ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu was struck by lightning, yesterday they were still together, how could he go out with other men today, and she was so calm that she wanted to break up with herself first.
"You, what do you mean, what do you think of me, I love you so much, but you, you follow the beast behind my back...".
Zheng Yu pointed at Qin Hao angrily.
"Stinky boy, keep your mouth clean, what kind of thing are you, stick your teeth with me, believe it or not, I'll kill you in minutes. ”
Qin Hao was also unconvinced, and he had to do it when he went up.
Just do it, Zheng Yu will not be afraid.
But Li Ruoxuan hurriedly separated the two.
"Ruoxuan, if you still protect him, he's not a person. ”
"Zheng Yu, you're enough. ”
Li Ruoxuan roared angrily, and Zheng Yu immediately closed his mouth.
"Zheng Yu, don't make any more trouble, it's over between us. ”
"It's over? That's it? Li Ruoxuan, you said easily, didn't we say that we would last forever, did you forget?"
"Okay, Zheng Yu, wake up, I admit it, those are all fantasies, but please accept the reality, you are just a small company employee, I can't see the future in you, so I ask you to let go, okay?"
Looking at Li Ruoxuan's pleading expression, Zheng Yu was also silent.
Rise!
With a roar, a red Porsche stopped on the side of the road.
"Alright, let's not contact each other in the future, you take care. ”
With that, Li Ruoxuan then got into the red Porsche sports car.
"Zheng Yu, as a classmate, I advise you, get out of where you come from, don't let me see you, otherwise you will die a miserable death. ”
After speaking, Qin Hao's sports car started and left in a roar.
"I'm @@#@@@#@".
Zheng Yuyan chased after him, scolding while chasing, but how could his two legs be as fast as a car, and they were already gone in the blink of an eye.
Zheng Yu sat on the ground with his buttocks, grabbing his hair vigorously with both hands, he hated himself for being such a waste, why he couldn't even keep the woman he liked, he was simply a waste.
At this moment, Zheng Yu felt that his whole body was about to crack.
Li Ruoxuan and Zheng Yu have been lovers for six years, and the two of them have been very good until Qin Hao's appearance.
Qin Hao is also Zheng Yu's classmate, he has a decoration company at home, and his property is more than 10 million, he has long coveted Li Ruoxuan's beauty, and has been pursuing it but has never succeeded.
Although Li Ruoxuan is still in love with Zheng Yu, the reality is cruel, and the mountain of reality has completely crushed their "love".
“I keep sayi
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Zheng Yu's mobile phone rang, he thought it was Li Ruoxuan calling, so he picked it up without looking.
"Hey, Ruoxuan. ”
"Ruo He Xuan. ”
"Oh, it's the manager. ”
"Zheng Yu, you are absent from work for no reason, and I announce that you have been fired. ”
"Toot Toot Toot Toot Too~"
Ahh
Zheng Yu was completely stunned this time, how could he be expelled.
"Qin Hao, it must be you bastard, I'm fucking not done with you. ”
Zheng Yu roared angrily and got up to leave, but he suddenly had a sweet throat, a mouthful of blood spit out, and then fell down with a flower in front of him.
......
"Ah, I understand, market management, don't worry, this is my specialty, but are you really too old?"
Zheng Yu looked at Taishang Laojun with a suspicious expression.
"Okay, don't have so many questions, if you have any ideas about this market, I'll take you around. ”
Although Taishang Laojun said that he found Zheng Yu, he also had to know whether Zheng Yu had the ability to do this management, and if not, he would have to choose someone else.
The dust in the sky was swept away, and the two of them stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew into the sky, standing on the auspicious clouds, Zheng Yu was very happy, this is flying, this is the first time he has flown up, he has never even done a plane.
After a circle around the market, the two of them fell down.
The market is 10,000 square meters in size, with all kinds of shops, and it is completely a pedestrian street-like structure.
"This market is really good and promising, but the only drawback is that there is no one. ”
"Nonsense, what am I looking for you to do, what you have to do is management, and you are also responsible for all kinds of sales in the market. ”
"Does that mean I'm the biggest in this market?"
"Theoretically, so. ”
"Okay, you will leave this market to me, I will go back and draft an agreement immediately, and start promoting it tomorrow, I will definitely bring this market back to life, it will be overcrowded. ”
Zheng Yu Chengzhu said full.
"Okay, you can hold this Sumeru ring, you can also use it to hold anything you want, this is also a token of your entry into heaven, as long as your mind moves, you will come to heaven, now you go back to draft for me immediately, I will see people tomorrow." ”
"Okay, but how much am I paid?"
Zheng Yu made a gesture, and then remembered, how can you have a salary to manage such a big market, this matter related to your own survival must not be sloppy.
"Well, okay, I'll give you a thousand merits first. ”
Taishang Laojun seemed a little embarrassed, after all, he didn't have much merit, but he couldn't use others in vain.
"Merit? What is that? Hehe, if Lao Jun has a lot of money, he can give some soft girl coins. ”
"Oh, you don't want merit, okay, I'll give you some, okay, you can hurry up and prepare an agreement for me. ”
Taishang Laojun swept away the dust, and Zheng Yu turned into a ray of light and disappeared.
"Well, this kid is really a strange guy, he can really shuttle between the human world and the heavenly court, this kid is really extraordinary, the most important thing is not to make merit, save a lot of money, hahaha. ”
Back in the world, Zheng Yuzeng sat up and found that there were various instruments around, and a nurse who was giving infusions to patients, looking at him in a daze.
"You're awake, then you're awake, you're fine, it's just a hurry, you go and pay the fee first." ”
The nurse said very plainly, but when she turned around, Zheng Yu was gone.
"Alas~~ What's the matter with this person, come back quickly. ”
"I'm going, I'm not dead, it's really a big disaster, it seems like I had a dream just now, it's a strange dream. ”
Zheng Yu rubbed his head with his hands as he ran, but the next moment he was stunned.
"I'll go, why is this ring so familiar. ”
Zheng Yu saw the ring in his hand, and his face changed greatly.
"This, isn't this a dream, did I really see Taishang Laojun. ”
Buzzing~~
At this moment, Zheng Yu's mobile phone vibrate, it was a text message, opened the text message, Zheng Yu's face suddenly changed greatly, and his text message was written that the bank card transfer income was 10 million yuan.
"Damn, it's really fake. ”