149: Physical scumbag
School ends at noon.
The students all rushed to the cafeteria to eat, but only Kong Shucheng and Lu Slow stayed in the classroom to bury their heads in the physics test papers. In a different environment, Kong Shucheng did feel an invisible pressure. In particular, he is weak in other subjects except for Chinese and mathematics.
As far as the physics test paper in front of me is concerned, it is indeed very difficult. With only 10 multiple-choice questions, without the intervention of Huapai 2B, he did 4 questions wrong, and he felt that his mentality was about to collapse. In particular, "Motion of Particles in an Electric Field", "Microscopic Expressions of Electric Currents", "Avogadro's Constant", "Diffraction and Interference of Waves", "Bohr Level Model", "Lorentz Force", ......... He learned all these unit knowledge too desertishly, and it was very difficult to start the topic. A lot of formulas are confusing.
Looking up at Lu slowly, he was also sweating on his forehead, and he felt that he and Kong Shucheng were half a catty to eight taels.
"Hey, slowly, aren't you going to eat yet?" Kong Shucheng really didn't have the confidence to do it anymore, so he got up and rose up.
"Master, I can't do these two physics tests, so I won't eat at noon. ”
"If you don't eat, what do you want to do?
"Hehe, Master, you really said it, I just want to open the valley for a day. ”
"Bigu?" Kong Shucheng was shocked.
"Yes, Master. Bigu, also known as the valley, the valley, the grain, the grain, the grain. Originated from the 'not eating grains' in the health of the Fang Xian family, it is a common health preservation method used by the ancients. ”
"Slowly, don't mess around, if people don't eat, it's not Bigu, but skinny. ”
Lu slowly smiled faintly: "Master, don't worry, I have had the experience of Bigu." Do you know how long I've been in the valley?"
"One day?"
"No, two days. ”
"Wow, that's awesome, you haven't eaten or drunk for two days?"
"Drank water, but didn't eat. ”
"Why do you want to open the valley for two days?"
"The reason is not clear, but it is related to the first love. ”
"Okay, slowly, I thought you were clean. ”
"Master, you are wrong again, the Taoist Gate is not the same as the Buddhist Gate. Besides, even if I don't eat for a day, I can still take the Heaven and Earth Vitality. Let's Bigu, what we pay attention to is the use of qi instead of food. It was recorded in "Zhuangzi Wandering": The mountain of contempt and shooting, there is a god and a man. If the skin is like frost, if it is a virgin, it does not eat grains, it sucks wind and drinks dew, rides the clouds, and resists the clouds........."
"Okay, okay, don't say any more, you go on, I'll eat." ”
Kong Shucheng didn't want to listen to Lu slowly talk about "Zhuangzi Getaway" anymore, he quickly sorted out the test papers, and was about to go to the cafeteria, when he suddenly smelled a strange fragrance wafting from the door.
Look up.
It turned out to be Miss Shamo, who escaped a lot of surveillance and packed a big bag of KFC family buckets and came in.
In such a weather with a howling north wind and such a hungry moment, Kong Shucheng smelled the refreshing aroma of fried chicken thighs and French fries, and the whole person immediately lost his resistance.
"Emma, it's so fragrant!" Kong Shucheng tried his best to hold back his saliva and not let it out.
Sha Mo was full of anger and smiled at him: "Kong Yiji, incense, right? I specially packed it here, and I was almost caught by Gui Taibiao from the security department." Come on, let's eat. ”
"Ah, you mean let's eat ......... together?" Kong Shucheng was flattered, and hurriedly poked his hand and asked, "How much is it, I will transfer it to you on WeChat." ”
"Turn your head, I'm in for a treat. ”
Shamo quickly put on plastic gloves and began to divide the meal.
Kong Shucheng was a little excited: "Why are you treated?"
"Of course, it's to celebrate, our first day at the same table. ”
"Ah......... At the same table, you all have a sense of ceremony?"
", I'm so big, it's the first time I've shared a table with a boy. ”
"Surprised, surprised?"
"Surprise your size, hurry up and eat!"
Shamo stuffed the fried chicken thighs into Kong Shucheng's mouth.
Soon, the two began to frantically stage the "high school sophomore 0 on the tip of the tongue".
A thick mouth-watering smell of fried chicken quickly spread through the classroom. Shamo buried his head in eating it for a while, and suddenly remembered that it tasted too fragrant and could easily cause public outrage, so he opened all the windows.
The whirring north wind blows and blows, and the thick fragrance wafts and wafts.........
Lu Xu, who was tormenting in the valley, felt that he was falling apart.
"Ah.........h
He screamed, and his saliva almost ran down the table.
Sha Mo looked at him stunned: "Hey, slowly, what's wrong with you?
Lu slowly kept a long hara, and said with a decadent look: "Please, can you go out to eat? I can't stand it anymore!"
Shamo: "Oh, you haven't had lunch yet? You didn't say it earlier, come on, let's eat together!"
Kong Shucheng immediately waved his hand: "You don't need to give him food." ”
Shamo: "Why?"
Kong Shucheng: "Slowly in Bigu, you don't want to harm him." ”
Sha Mo immediately glared at the boss: "Really, it's fake, it's blowing in the classroom, right?"
Lu gritted his teeth slowly, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and nodded seriously: "Really!"
"Awesome, slowly. Sha Mo immediately praised him, and then directly picked up a hot fried chicken leg, and shook it inhumanely in front of Lu Yan's nose: "Is it fragrant?
"Ah.........h
Lu slowly raised his head to the sky and roared, and finally broke the gong and ate with the two of them.
And, in less than five minutes, Lu slowly killed a Big Mac, a large potato, a cup of Coke, two chicken legs, and three egg tarts.........
Bigu doesn't exist.
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A big bag of KFC was finally killed by the trio.
Warm ......... Physics.
Kong Shucheng hiccuped and asked his tablemate: "Hey, you are so good at physics, can you teach some skills?"
Lu slowly nodded: "That's right, Sister Shamo, teach us two physics scumbags." ”
Kong Shucheng: "........."
Sha Mo immediately laughed: "Haha, the word physical scumbag is used well, my sister likes it." ”
Kong Shucheng: "Okay, don't put on a score, hurry up and teach the skills." ”
Shamo shrugged: "High school physics, it doesn't seem to have any skills, right? According to my understanding, as long as you learn three things well in high school physics, it's basically not a big problem." ”
Kong Shucheng: "What three things?"
Shamo: "Concepts, laws of experiment, models. ”
Kong Shucheng and Lu slowly became a little Tang.
Sha Mo frowned: "Harm! You two are really not enlightened, the KFC just now was really fed to the pigs." ”
Kong Shucheng: "Hey, do you have to kill people? It's a big deal, AA, I'll transfer it to you now." I just wanted to ask you a little bit of physics, why is it so difficult? ”
Sha Mo smiled: "Of course." If you ask me for advice, you have to be as humble as bamboo and withstand the scolding of this girl. Besides, if you are good at Chen-style Taijiquan, why don't you call you Master as well? I'm better at physics than you, so you have to call me Master. ”
As soon as her voice fell, Lu next to her slowly and suddenly smirked: "Otherwise, I'll just call you Shiniang, right?"
Shamo: "........."
Kong Shucheng: "........."
It's really a horse, thunder and thunder!
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