Chapter Ninety-Nine: Spring Festival Gala

The Spring Festival Gala in 1985 was basically a large-scale stage accident, from beginning to end, none of the links were normal, and the later black three minutes were hyped on the Internet, and because of this, a host was pushed out to take the main responsibility, and he never climbed the mountain on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala again, but the accident was in front of this year's party, it was simply pediatric, not worth mentioning at all.

Huang Yihe, the chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala, probably wanted to pursue the stage effect too much, feeling that the country of more than a billion people was too shabby and not atmospheric enough to hold the Spring Festival Gala in the studio, and directly moved the performance venue to the work stadium, but ignored the most critical technical problems at the moment, and eventually led to the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, which has been long-awaited by the people of the whole country, completely changed its taste, became a nightmare, and it smelled bad.

Sound, lighting, stage layout, on-the-spot scheduling are completely out of control, the current technical conditions are obviously unable to support such a large-scale party, the person responsible for the series does not even have the most basic walkie-talkie, the on-site conductor has completely become blind, deaf, due to poor cohesion, the normal performance dragged on for six hours before it ended.

There was no heating at the performance site, and the audience trembled and suffered for six hours before the performance was over.

Although this party has the help of the women's volleyball team who is currently at its peak, and the help of Xiangjiang celebrities like Wang Mingquan, and even invited all the masters of cross talk to go out of the mountain, it is still evaluated by the audience as: low quality and disorganized.

Yi Qing watched the news in his last life, and it said that after the party was broadcast, sacks of audience letters were sent to CCTV, and there was a lot of scolding.

Even eleven days after the program was broadcast, CCTV had to apologize to the national audience in the "News Network", which is unique in the history of CCTV.

However, the matter did not end there, and then the relevant departments successively sent four working groups to CCTV to inspect the quality of the party and other issues.

In less than two months, a certain department has held more than ten party group meetings to analyze the reasons for the mistakes of the party, and the chief director Huang Yihe, who bore the brunt of the party, could not escape the blame and was ordered to suspend his post for half a year.

Although he knew what kind of virtue this year's Spring Festival Gala was, and he had watched the whole video on the Internet in his previous life, when the time came, Yi Qing still followed Fu Yiwei with great interest, and immediately shifted his gaze and locked on the screen of the TV.

Nowadays, people's entertainment activities are too few, especially at night, like today's Chinese New Year's Eve, you can eat a sumptuous Chinese New Year's Eve dinner while watching the Spring Festival Gala, which is called enjoyment.

It doesn't matter if the Spring Festival Gala is bad, what you want is this atmosphere.

Originally, Li Chengru and his family were going to come over, but they were temporarily notified to accompany the old man at home to keep the New Year, so they didn't come to add to the chaos, there were two fewer people, and it didn't seem lively enough.

At the beginning of the party, Mr. Zhao appeared on the screen, with a big face, he is not the host yet, at most he is a string talk, and there is basically nothing for him after the opening.

Followed by the symphony orchestra's blowing and singing, a large group of stars came up to Hulala, the camera was a little shaky, dark and sloppy, and I couldn't see the face clearly, I felt that there were a lot of people, a lively but chaotic rush.

Those panoramas are simply tragic, the scenery is disorganized, one is red, the other is green, and all kinds of colored lights are arranged randomly, just like to Pansi Cave.

"Why can't you see clearly?"

The servants looked at Guo Xiaozhen, this unlucky child, how can we tell the truth, we can't see it clearly, but who of us said it?

After the chaotic appearance ceremony, the host group appeared on the stage, two cross talk artists, and a treasure island, a so-called big star from Xiangjiang, few people know each other, but the standard is very high, after all, it is from Hong Kong and Taiwan, and it is naturally tall.

The one from Treasure Island came up with a strong sense of homesickness, and he was politically correct, and it is estimated that after this performance, it will be a little difficult to go back.

There is also a mainland actor Zhang Yu, who played "Lushan Love", and also created a first, the heroine of the first kiss scene in Chinese films.

The collagen on his face stood with the Hong Kong and Taiwan combination, killing the two Hong Kong and Taiwan compatriots all over the ground looking for teeth.

Then came the first show "Hundred Monkeys Welcoming Spring", the black didn't know what they were playing, the camera suddenly zoomed in, and two monkeys ran onto the stage with flags, Nima, it was actually a white flag.

This is a big New Year, it's really frustrating!

After striking the gong a few times, I heard a Peking Opera recitation: "Arrest!

"Wow! Flying over!" Guo Xiaozhen exclaimed, she didn't have the concept of coercing this kind of technology, she only thought it was amazing.

I saw an actor on TV hanging a tightrope falling from the sky, but it was probably the first time he hung a tightrope, and his heart was vague, and his aerial posture gave him a point of sympathy, and then ~~~~~~

"Uh~~~~~ it's a fall!"

The actor suddenly disappeared from the camera just as he was about to hit the ground.

Yi Qing really didn't look at it, and stood up: "I'm going to see how the dumplings are?"

The highlight of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is dumplings, everything else can be done, but this is not good, the four people started to pack it at six o'clock and have been busy for two hours.

When the dumplings were cooked, Yi Qing scooped up two large plates and brought them into the house: "The dumplings are here!"

One step in, I heard the gongs and drums in the TV still ringing, Nima, I went for more than ten minutes, this monkey is not over yet?

Finally sent a group of monkeys away, the next show is actually a chime, who dares to believe it, you show me this during the New Year?

Originally, the quality of the picture was not good, no matter how dark the lights were on the scene, it was not clear what a group of people were doing on the stage, and finally pushed a close-up shot, Yi Qing just wanted to cover his eyes, good guys, a group of people dressed like a funeral, this is the New Year!

As a result, I knocked and sang, but I didn't hear what I was singing clearly, and I just felt very tragic.

Yi Qing kept complaining in her heart, Fu Yiwei and the three girls watched it with relish, looking like they had never seen the world.

"All on the table, all on the table, eat and watch!"

For this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Yi Qing has been preparing for several days, although chicken, duck and fish are expensive, it is not difficult to find them, the difficult thing is that those seafood, there is really no place to buy it if there is money, even if there is, it is expensive to death, ordinary salaried people dare not touch it at all.

Yi Qing still remembered that he saw prawns for the first time in his last life and thought it was amazing, because he had seen shrimp skin before, and he couldn't help but sigh that this thing could grow so big.

The dishes were served one after another, and Guo Xiaozhen's attention was decisively attracted, although she had known that Yi Qing had prepared a lot of good things, but when they were put on the table so neatly, she really felt that there was a smell of corruption.

"Wow! Xiao Yi, you're not good!"

The reaction was exaggerated, Jin Lili just wanted to cover her face while watching, it was not that she had never seen it before, and she could live in such a big house with a garden, could Yi Qing be a person with poor money?

"Isn't this a year, and you can't be corrupt!"

"But this is too corrupt!" Guo Xiaozhen rushed to sit on the side of the stewed prawns, usually if she eats well, she smiles every time, but today she has a sad face, looking up at Yi Qing, "Yi Qing, eat smoothly at your house, I'm really afraid that when the crew restarts, I won't be able to eat the crew's food!"

Belch~~~~~

Yi Qing was stunned, he really had no choice about this, he couldn't go back to the crew to be a master again.

"Okay, I'll prepare pickles for you tomorrow, and I'll finish this meal today!"

A few people sat down with a smile, and during the Chinese New Year, Yi Qing also went to open a bottle of red wine, which Wang Shuo brought over last time, and I don't know where the grandson got it.

The four wine glasses were full, and Yi Qing picked up the glasses: "For the New Year, say a few words of blessing, Lili, Xiaozhen, I wish you all the best to be admitted to university next year, and I wish everyone good health and success in the new year." ”

Bite!

The wine glasses collided together, Yi Qing took a sip, and then watched Guo Xiaozhen, the tiger girl, pour down a glass of red wine.

"Ahem!ahem!",

As soon as the wine was in the mouth, he didn't feel anything, but when he went down his throat, the strength of the wine immediately came up, choking Guo Xiaozhen with a cough.

"Why isn't this ~~~~~ sweet?"

Yi Qing looked at her with a smile: "Who told you that red wine is sweet? This thing is fine just after drinking, and the stamina is very strong, are you holding back and going crazy with alcohol today?"

Guo Xiaozhen, who drank red wine as fruit wine, quickly reaped the consequences, and the face that belonged to the slightly fat world gradually dyed red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the long-loved braised prawns still shook before they could eat one.

"Xiaozhen, are you okay!?"

Jin Lili looked at the little sister, and she was also helpless, why is this child so biao!

It's really not worry-free.

"Why don't you take a break?"

Guo Xiaozhen's head shook like a rattle: "I don't, I haven't eaten yet, I haven't eaten dinner, I'm just waiting for this big meal, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me!"

This is drunk, and one of the ways in which a drunk person manifests himself is recklessness.

Saying "I didn't drink much" is actually overdoing it.

Guo Xiaozhen didn't want to rest, and everyone had to let her, anyway, the family was big, even if she really drank too much, she could toss and toss hard, and someone would take care of her.

The Spring Festival Gala on TV is still going on, and the big star Rib from Xiangjiang is on the stage, this one is really big, and he is so popular in Xiangjiang that he doesn't want to be unwanted, but it's a pity that the mainland audience doesn't know him much, and no one has heard his songs.

The 83 version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was only introduced at the screening meeting in Shencheng at the end of this year, and mainland audiences who want to listen to Rib's "Iron Blood Pill Heart" will have to wait until almost the middle of the year.

"Why is this man singing?"

Guo Xiaozhen squinted her eyes, watching the rib on the TV dancing coquettishly, with a look of disgust.

Yi Qing listened and laughed secretly in his heart: I can't stand it? In another ten years, singers who can't dance will basically have no room to survive.

However, in the general perception of mainland audiences, singers should be called singers, and they must be steady when they stand on stage, and in the Spring Festival Gala of 83, Mr. Li Guyi sang and walked, and he could be criticized for being improper.

Rib jumped so angrily, no wonder Guo Xiaozhen was disgusted!

Oops, this butt is twisted, like a small electric motor, plus the sequins of that body, it can really blind people's eyes.

Yi Qing laughed along with him, while thinking in his heart, just now I thought of Rib's "Iron Blood Pill Heart", and I thought of the TVB version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", there are so many works of Master Jin, can the production center also pick one to adapt?

As soon as this idea came up, it was vetoed by Yi Qing, and now even "Breaking through the Guandong" has not yet been settled, where did the center get the money to shoot Master Jin's works.

That's what really burns money.

Of course, it's okay to learn from TVB to shoot a beggar version, a few people put on different clothes and punch each other, even if it is a confrontation between thousands of troops, a piece of plastic sheet can replace a waterfall, and a rooster bowl can be passed down to generations of TV people.

Pull it down, even if Yi Qing wants to shoot, he must shoot majestic, otherwise how can he be worthy of Master Jin's chivalrous man, for the country and the people.

Rib appeared, which finally made the atmosphere of the party a little hotter, so hard twisted, although it made people look embarrassed, but at least it was happy enough.

But the next show instantly extinguished the atmosphere that had just been heated with a basin of cold water, making games?

Is this the Spring Festival, or is it a children's holiday?

Originally, Yi Qing still listened to Huang Yihe's sympathy, but as soon as this show appeared, Ya was ordered to suspend her job for half a year, which was really light.

The people on the TV smirked and played games, Yi Qing and they were busy cleaning a table of delicacies, Guo Xiaozhen was drunk and her strength was bursting, a plate of braised prawns, others couldn't even put chopsticks in, and after a while, she was reimbursed alone.

Wait for you, see how I laugh at you tomorrow!

The time was close to midnight, Yi Qing got up and left the table, went outside to set up the fireworks, and the time for PK was coming again.

Jingle, jingle, jingle, crackle, crackle!

The sound of firecrackers and the sound of the TV were suppressed, and soon the neighbors around heard the sound and took out all the treasures at the bottom of the box, and the children squandered them to their heart's content.

Countless second kicks, fireworks in the sky, illuminating the night in the capital, Fu Yiwei and Jin Lili couldn't care about watching the Spring Festival Gala, took Guo Xiaozhen to the courtyard, looked up at the sky, and said "Wow! Wow!", and couldn't stop admiring.

Let go of the firecrackers and go back to the house, the Spring Festival Gala is not over yet, it stinks and is long, and the bell is ringing.

I don't know if I'm tired or drunk, in short, Fu Yiwei and the others are also lacking in interest, looking listless.

"Otherwise, ~~~~~~ will stop!

Jin Lili proposed, Guo Xiaozhen was crooked on her body, she was drunk like this and was not honest, and her two little fat arms waved vigorously.

"Hmm!

Sending Jin Lili and Guo Xiaozhen out, Yi Qing and Fu Yiwei began to clean up the battlefield, and as for the Spring Festival Gala that was unwilling to end, no one paid attention to it anymore.

It can be said that the whole Spring Festival Gala, except for Master Ma's cross talk, Chen Xiaoer and Zhu Laomao's sketches, the rest are inexplicable, singing a song for a while, singing a drama for a while, no one can figure out what Director Huang is going to do.

"It's boring!"

Fu Yiwei directly gave an evaluation that made the staff of the Spring Festival Gala embarrassed.

"Xiao Yi, you said that next year we should suggest Director Li, how about holding a Spring Festival Gala in Beijing and Taiwan?"

Yi Qing was stunned when he heard this, and pondered it carefully, which is quite interesting.