Chapter 680: Childish Patriarch
Aunt Lu heard that Xu Suizhu's family came to the hot spring villa again this weekend, so she brought her husband over as well.
As soon as Lu Zhanfeng saw Lu Wu coming, he immediately called him to the paddling pool to teach him to swim.
Although he is not a brother, he is also a cousin, and if the elder brother has something, the younger brother will do it for him. What's more, Xiao Baozi was taught by Lu Wu when he first learned to swim.
"I only teach the older kids, and the younger ones can't be taught. When Lu Zhanfeng saw Fifth Uncle Lu coming, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and handed over the task of "Baojiao Baohui" to Fifth Uncle Lu. What does the younger brother do? The elder brother brought in to help when he was in trouble. Patriarch Lu shook the pot without any pressure!
Fifth Uncle Lu was speechless: "It's rare to accompany my daughter-in-law out to relax, so you will assign me a task?"
"It's pretty good. Lu Zhanfeng looked at him left and right. The little girl is indeed very well-behaved, but she is too well-behaved to say anything serious. Let him be a big man who is used to giving orders, and say softly in a suppressed voice, it is even more difficult than killing him.
If it weren't for the eldest grandson learning to swim, how could he let the old five teach him, wasn't he afraid that he would not be able to control his anger and scold him and make his grandson cry. It's the same now, it's too difficult! Just throw it to the fifth child to get it.
Xiao Baozi was happy to see Fifth Uncle Lu coming, and pulled Jiu Jiu over to recognize people: "Jiu Jiu, this is the fifth grandfather who taught me to swim when I was a child, he is very good at teaching swimming!"
"Hahaha......" Fifth Uncle Lu laughed heartily, picked up the small bun, and raised it above his head, "How old were you then, do you really remember that Fifth Grandpa taught swimming very well?"
Xiao Baozi likes to lift it high, waving his little arms and screaming happily, and after showing the opening of his front teeth, he grinned and said: "I don't remember, but how good I swim! My mother said that the fifth grandfather taught me, which means that the fifth grandfather taught me well!"
"That's also true!" Uncle Lu put down the little bun and raised his chin to his cousin vaguely, as if to say: "See, your baby egg praises me for teaching well! No wonder you threw this task to me as soon as I came, and you dared to teach badly and was disgusted by the baby egg!"
Lu Zhanfeng's face darkened suddenly, he took a sip of tea and returned to the water, and said to Jiu Jiu: "Come! Grandpa Lu will continue to teach Jiu Jiu! I promise to teach you before the summer vacation!"
Fifth Uncle Lu: "Poof...... Hahahaha!"
This naΓ―ve parent!
On the shore, the ladies sat in the shade of the trees and chatted passionately over fruit tea.
The reason was that as soon as Aunt Lu came, she asked Xu Suizhu if she was almost the same after half a year of conditioning, and she could not use contraception?
Mrs. Li choked on the lemon mint tea in her mouth.
She took out a silk handkerchief to cover her mouth and coughed, and apologized to everyone with a blushing face: "I'm sorry! I just didn't expect Xiaoyu's mother to understand this ......."
Xu Suizhu helplessly held her forehead: "Don't lift me up, I really don't understand! To be honest, I still haven't figured out why everyone wants to have a baby and comes to me." "Shouldn't that be the responsibility of a gynecologist?
Mrs. Lu couldn't help but laugh at her daughter-in-law's expression: "Why else! Because the ointment you boiled has indeed made many people's dream of becoming a mother come true." β
Aunt Lu nodded violently: "I started drinking the ginger jujube paste you boiled a year ago, and in the past six months, I feel that my body has really improved a lot." Don't say anything else, let's just say the small days that come every month, in the past, it was either distension and pain in the lower abdomen or uncomfortable backache, but now it is completely better, and the days are much normaler, no longer in advance or postponed. According to me, your ointment is really a good cure for women's diseases! Even if it is only effective, I am very satisfied. β
"Really?" Mrs. Li's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she looked at Xu Suizhu and asked, "Can you sell me a copy of this ointment?" I won't tell you, since I gave birth to Jiujiu, my body has been a little uncomfortable, and it can't be called a major problem, so I don't have a punctual period and occasionally come in...... My family doctor also prescribed me medicine to recuperate, but it was also bad for a while. It's really painful......"
Xu Suizhu: "......"
Well, in addition to giving birth to a child, she also has the potential of a "gynecological holy hand".
Ginger jujube paste is naturally available, even if it is not ready-made.
Eating radish in winter and ginger in summer, and eating something with ginger flavor on a hot day is good for the body.
Xu Suizhu pretended to be busy for two days (in fact, it took less than two hours to get it with the cooking treasure), and sent two cans to Mrs. Li.
As soon as Mrs. Li got the ginger jujube paste, she drank a cup every day.
Aunt Lu has stopped contraceptive measures since then, and while the summer vacation is coming, she can prepare for pregnancy with peace of mind.
Professor Fan's stomach has been like a balloon that has been blown up recently, and it is loud, but it can make Dean Chang nervous, but fortunately it is the end of the semester, and the class has long been stopped, and the administration is not a matter of great importance, so he will take it home to deal with.
As a result, he wanted to go home to accompany his wife to raise the baby, but his wife ran to school with a big belly and had nothing to do. He was so nervous that his thick hair was bald.
Professor Fan really didn't think that her seven-month-old belly was worth lying at home all day.
"After giving birth, you have to lie down for a month...... No, two months! I see that Mr. Lin and your sister-in-law both sit on the double full moon. Professor Fan grabbed Xu Suizhu and spit out bitterness, "You said that if I listen to the old people from now on and lie at home to raise the fetus, wouldn't I have to lie down for half a year?
Xu Suizhu couldn't help but laugh and cry: "How can you do this? Did Dean Chang say that you should lie in bed 24 hours a day to raise a fetus? He was just worried that you would run back and forth and let you stay at home. You can walk around the garden and climb a few stairs once in a while, but proper exercise is still necessary. β
"Why don't you let me come to work? Although the music class has stopped at the end of the semester, we can rehearse the school song! The sun is coming in July, do you have to prepare in advance? I think my stomach will be fine with two more months of work!"
Xu Suizhu couldn't help laughing: "It's summer vacation, are you going to be on duty?"
Prof. Fan: "...... That's what I'll say. Old man Chang is just blind and nervous!"
"In this regard, you should learn from my fifth aunt!" Xu Suizhu said, "The fifth aunt is only preparing for pregnancy, and she is more cautious than you." Basically, I was dangling under my fifth uncle's nose, listening to operas, drinking vitamin-rich fruit tea, peeling walnuts, and ......"
"It's a good pastime. Professor Fan didn't hear the meaning of Xu Suizhu's words, but opened up a new world, and from the next day, the school did not come, and became a frequent visitor to Haiyun Teahouse.
Dean Chang didn't stare at it, so he followed Mrs. Buttocks with a briefcase and came to the teahouse. His wife watched the play, listened to the commentary, drank tea and ate walnuts, and he was distracted by the side to approve official documents and revise student papers, and Shengsheng used the tea room as a temporary office. It can be seen that Fifth Uncle Lu can only be admired.