Chapter Twenty-Five: Painfully Flattening He Laosan
The next day, when breakfast was delivered, Ye Fan formally proposed the idea of acupuncture treatment for the eldest lady to Wu Yutong, and Ding Liying said disdainfully: "Be your servant with peace of mind, and really treat yourself as a green onion?
"Madam, you misunderstood, I know that my medical skills are shallow, and my main purpose is not to treat. It's just that in the memory of the eldest lady, Aji is good at acupuncture, and I hope to evoke memories together, maybe it will help the eldest lady's condition. Ye Fan hurriedly explained, he thought that Ding Liying wouldn't care about this kind of thing at all, but he didn't expect to kill halfway to bite the gold.
"Mom, I think Aggie has a point, so let him try. Wu Yutong and Ye Fan stood on the same station line.
"Okay, okay, if you like to toss, just toss, I'm out of kindness, Xiaotong, don't blame your mother for not reminding you. ”
"Mom, don't worry, I won't let him mess around. ”
After breakfast, Wu Yutong said to Ye Fan, who was waiting in the food delivery line on the side: "Come to me after you eat, I will wait for you in the small living room on the first floor, I have to try your acupuncture level first." ”
"If Miss Second doesn't have anything else to do, let's start now, I'm not hungry. ”
"Okay, looks like you can't wait. Wu Yutong's expression is very complicated and unpredictable.
Ye Fan followed Wu Yutong to the small living room.
"Are you sure you know how to do acupuncture?"
"I'm sure, after all, I have two years of clinical experience and have passed the TCM practitioner certificate. ”
"Then does your acupuncture hurt?"
"It should be fine, anyway, that's what the patients who have been treated. ”
"Okay, I'll try your stitching for my sister first. I happened to have some neck pain recently, maybe I looked at my phone for too long last night, and I didn't feel very active when I woke up this morning. This is my first time doing acupuncture, so you have to be gentle. Wu Yutong said as if he had made a lot of determination.
"Okay. "It seems that sisterhood is really more than just talking.
I haven't done acupuncture for a long time, and Ye Fan is inevitably a little nervous in his heart, especially with his current status, which is equivalent to serving the emperor as a servant. In addition, people who have acupuncture for the first time will be nervous, and once they are nervous, the muscles will be tense, and if the muscles are tight, the needle sensation will be enhanced.
The needle sensation is actually not a painful sensation,
"Lingshu: Nine Needles and Twelve Originals" says: "The stabbing is essential, and the qi is effective and effective." "Qi Zhi, also known as Deqi, is the meridian qi induction after acupuncture, which can be manifested as sourness, numbness, swelling, heavy, heat, coolness, tightness, burning, itching, pain, as well as electric shock, ant walking, water waves, air flow, burning, stinging, beating, bee stinging, wriggling and other needle sensations.
The feeling of soreness, numbness, and swelling after acupuncture is the most common acupuncture sensation, and ordinary acupuncturists can do it. However, it is difficult to achieve a local feeling of heaviness in the patient without a certain amount of finger force.
What is the feeling of heaviness, to put it bluntly, although it is only a small silver needle, after piercing the acupuncture point, it can produce a force that magnifies to ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times, or even ten thousand times the weight of the silver needle itself.
When Ye Fan was an intern at the University Affiliated Hospital, he was fortunate to see the master of acupuncture and traditional Chinese medicine personally administering needles to patients.
There is no doubt that the effect is naturally not to be said, the patients who have suffered from low back and leg pain for more than ten years and are almost difficult to get out of bed, and who can only sleep with painkillers every night, after a few stitches from the master, actually said that the pain has been reduced by half, and they can walk easily immediately.
It was from then on that Ye Fan believed in the magic of acupuncture.
It's a pity that I stayed in my hometown hospital for two years, and I have also treated many patients with acupuncture, but the effect is always unsatisfactory.
Fortunately, this time Wu Yutong happened to have his best "stiff neck" disease, and he was still very sure in his heart.
However, in the past, the main selection was the neck Ah is acupoint, that is, the local tender point. The patient is required to lie prone on a dedicated acupuncture massage table, which has a hollowed-out face at the head of the table to facilitate the patient's breathing.
And this small living room does not have a special massage table, even an ordinary bed cannot be there.
If Wu Yutong wants to move to the bedroom, it is obviously inappropriate.
At this time, Ye Fan remembered the acupuncture song recipe recorded in the second volume of "The Secret Recipe of Immortal Teaching" that he read yesterday.
Although the name of stiff neck is not explicitly mentioned, the main disease of stiff neck is located in the neck and shoulder, and the best acupoint for the treatment of neck, shoulder and back disease is Zhongzhu acupoint.
Ye Fan remembered that the Zhongzhu acupoint recorded in "Acupuncture and Moxibustion" belonged to one of the commonly used acupoints of the Shaoyang Sanjiao Sutra of the Hand, located on the back of the hand, behind the 4th metacarpophalangeal joint, and in the depression between the 4th and 5th metacarpal bones.
To be honest, Ye Fan has been doing Chinese medicine for so long, and he has never tried to treat patients with only one needle.
However, this time, Ye Fan decided to give it a try.
Because Aji used to give acupuncture to the eldest lady every day, silver needles, cotton swabs and other things were prepared.
Ye Fan took out a silver needle, yes, it was a real silver needle.
In fact, in the 21st century, whether it is an acupuncture needle used in hospitals or outpatient clinics, although it is also called a silver needle, the needle body is actually made of stainless steel.
This is because of the importance of nosocomial infection, this kind of acupuncture needle is generally required to be used once, of course, it can also be used after disinfection, but the number of uses should not be too much.
If silver needles are used, the cost is too high, and it is also a waste of resources.
Of course, in terms of effect alone, silver needles are better than stainless steel acupuncture needles, but in terms of cost performance, stainless steel acupuncture needles are much higher, so they are so popular.
Wu Mansion is not bad for money, so only use expensive ones.
started acupuncture, Wu Yutong was extremely nervous, Ye Fan felt that her appearance was very similar to when she had injections, and she couldn't help but feel an inexplicable sense of pity in her heart.
Like nurse injections, in order to minimize pain, acupuncture is also fast, accurate and stable.
Before Wu Yutong finished calling, Ye Fan had already finished the needle.
"Second Miss, how is it? Doesn't it hurt?" Ye Fan asked.
"What? Not to mention, it doesn't really hurt, but it seems to have a weird feeling?"
"Weird feeling, what does it feel?" Ye Fan was puzzled and asked.
"I can't say it, it seems that I just feel that the needle in my hand is getting thicker and longer...... Ouch, no......" Wu Yutong suddenly called.
Ye Fan's nervous heart suddenly seemed to mention his throat, and he thought badly, if he messed up this time, he was afraid that the plan would be ruined, and he hurriedly asked, his voice was knotted: "What...... What's wrong?"
"I feel so bad in my neck. Hurry up and unplug it for me. ”
Hearing this, Ye Fan's heart was cold, it seemed that this attempt failed, not only failed, but even failed more than failure.
Because not only did it not cure the disease, but it also aggravated the disease.
However, at this time, there was no regret medicine to take, and there was no time to think about it, Ye Fan took off the silver needle with his hands and feet, waiting for Wu Yutong's rebuke.
"You ......" Wu Yutong just said about you, and suddenly smiled and said: "Hey, I suddenly found that my neck is all right, it doesn't hurt at all, and I can move normally." ”
Ye Fan was relieved when he heard this, and let out a long breath.
He said lightly: "It's good if it works." ”
"Alright, Aggie, I don't see that you really have any skills. I've always underestimated you before, so why don't you have a class reunion at the bar at night, and I'll take you out on a show, which is a reward for curing my neck pain, how about it?"
"That's not good. Ye Fan really didn't want to go in and out of a place like a bar, so he resisted weakly.
"Do you want to refuse?" Wu Yutong raised his eyebrows, with a look of shamelessness.
"Okay. Ye Fan could only accept it impatiently.
At half past seven in the evening, it is located at the door of the Silver Goose Lake bar on the shore of Silver Goose Lake, the most prosperous area in Xuzhou.
Wu Yutong drove the windy Lamborghini and took Ye Fan out of the car.
"It's your first time in this kind of place, right?" Wu Yutong asked Ye Fan.
"Hmm. ”
"Don't be nervous, come a few times and get used to it. ”
"Hmm. Ye Fan thought to himself, get used to it, he won't get used to this kind of nightclub life, besides indulging himself, what else can he get here?
Just thinking about it, Wu Yutong had already led him to the hotel lobby.
At this time, the night had just fallen, but it was already full of people.
Ye Fan especially hated this noisy atmosphere, but this was the job that Wu Yutong assigned to him, and he had no right to refuse at all.
"Yo! Isn't this the Wu family's waste son-in-law? Why do you have time to come to a nightclub today? A tall thin man with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek but a height of about 1.8 meters stopped in front of Ye Fan, and there were two young men who looked like bodyguards standing beside him.
"He Laosan, don't spray feces all over your mouth! No matter how poor my brother-in-law is, he is also a doctor who graduated from a prestigious university, and he can't compare to the waste who can't score 100 points in three courses. Wu Yufei sneered.
Ye Fan thought to himself: His school is obviously a second-rate undergraduate college, Wu Yutong checked his bottom at the beginning, he should know, when did he graduate from a famous university, is his memory confused? But then he understood, of course he had to fight for face in front of outsiders.
"I don't know how to read, and that's because I don't need to. What about being a nerd? It's not like you're going to be a door-to-door dog at the end of the day. He Laosan was exposed, and his words were even more vicious.
Ye Fan didn't say a word, only thinking that the best way to deal with the garbage man was to ignore it.
I don't want He Laosan to still get worse: "It seems that it is not only a waste, but also a dumb waste." No wonder being willing to marry a madman as a wife is indeed a perfect match. ”
"It's okay to insult me, please don't insult the eldest lady. Ye Fan said coldly.
"What's wrong with me insulting, not only insulting your wife, but also insulting your sister-in-law?
Ye Fan was suddenly furious, and without too much preparation, he casually gave He Laosan a resounding slap on the left cheek.
Although it only took one percent of his strength, it was enough to make He Laosan turn into a pig's head in an instant.
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