Chapter 001: Don't be a licking dog
Nancheng University, Department of Computer Science 303 dormitory.
"Lao Chen, your goddess has gone to the cafeteria, why are you still lying down?" Zhao Lu, who was tall and tall, walked in in a football uniform and said to the thin man lying on the bed.
Chen Bu opened his eyes, glanced at him, and then let out a retching sound from his mouth.
"I'll go, Lao Chen, what's your situation? Is it the fourth? Just say that this dog thing is not a human, hiding in the dormitory every day to watch movies, and taking advantage of my absence, he is going to be beastly?" Zhao Lu said with a grin as he threw the basketball under the bed.
The white-faced man sitting in front of the computer had dark eyes and threw the toilet paper in his hand into the trash: "Boss, don't talk nonsense, I'm a serious person, and I'm only interested in women." ”
Chen Bu smiled bitterly and rolled over from the bed.
He was disgusted by himself.
To be precise, it was disgusted by the former owner of this body.
When he came to the water room, he rubbed his face with cold water, and arranged his hair against the mirror covered with water droplets, and a smile bloomed on his face.
"It's better to be alive than anything else. Chen Bu looked at himself in the mirror, his body was a little too thin, he was one meter eight tall, only one hundred and two pounds, and his appearance was not bad, but he was stuck with a pair of glasses of 500 degrees, these were all trivial things, with his own strength, there was no problem in recovering his eyesight.
Putting these aside, the man in the mirror is actually quite handsome, worthy of the word handsome.
"Lao Tzu is a dignified doctor king, he has entered the Tao with medicine, and he has entered the furnace fire realm, and he died like this?" Chen Bu muttered in a low voice, and after three seconds, he jumped to his feet and scolded, "Emperor Song Qing of your grass, Lao Tzu can't cure your illness, you will send more than a dozen furnace fire realm masters to hunt me down, you deserve your young bald and early death!"
Gathering his emotions, he began to sort out the remaining information in his mind again.
"The owner of this body is called Chen Bu, twenty years old, just a sophomore, and a rural person. And this world, in fact, is similar to the world I originally lived in, but there are more science and technology trees in this world, but there are not many ancient martial arts masters, although the original world also has cars, electric lights, but they are all for the royal family, and this world, it seems to be better......"
After a while, he began to complain to himself again.
"It's the old Chen Bu, it's so disgusting, it's just a licking dog in the ultimate form! I want to enter the student union, lick the vice president of the student union every day, lick the goddess for love, lick the teacher for credits...... What the hell, this thing is a dog-licking thing?"
Shaking his head, he turned around and returned to the dormitory, relying on his memories to search for the "legacy" left by the owner of this body.
In the wallet, in addition to a photo of the goddess, there are only more than three hundred yuan, which is still going to buy lipstick for the goddess on Valentine's Day.
At the same time, there was a small box on the table, which was even locked.
The memory in his mind was also lacking, Chen Bu couldn't remember about this box, and he couldn't find the key after looking for a long time, and then he found a hammer and smashed it open with a "bang".
The other two people in the dormitory were surprised to see this.
"I'll go, Lao Chen, you're crazy, you're so precious in this box!" Zhao Lu said as he lit a cigarette.
"Give me one. Chen Bu beckoned.
"You won't smoke, and it's a waste to you. ”
"It's sloppy. ”
Zhao Lu is the boss of the dormitory, he takes care of other people on weekdays, and he is not stingy, so he immediately threw one over.
Igniting the hard-shelled Hei Liqun, Chen Bu took a sip and slowly spit it out.
In his previous life, he was an old smoker, but as a furnace realm cultivator, he didn't have to worry about dying of lung cancer.
"Huh?" Zhao Lu looked at Chen Bu's eyes a little strangely, when did this kid learn to smoke? Looking at this posture, he is quite skillful.
After opening the box, a sour smell wafted out, and Chen Bu almost vomited again.
"Damn, old Chen, what kind of is this?"
The white-faced and black-eyed man leaned over to take a look, and his face turned black.
"Lao Chen, if I'm not mistaken, this should be the apple that Zhao Yuhan sent last time, right?
The corners of Chen Bu's mouth twitched slightly.
Zhao Yuhan is the goddess of Chen Bu.
"Lick the dog, it's really good enough to lick it...... Chen Bu shook his head, quickly closed the box and threw it into the trash can.
Zhao Lu and the white-faced fourth glanced at each other, and they both saw surprise in each other's eyes.
They all have the same idea in their minds.
Is Lao Chen crazy?
On weekdays, for this box, others are fried when they get a little close to him, but now they throw it directly?
"Lao Chen, are you stimulated?" Zhao Lu said with some worry.
"Nope. Chen Bu was still thinking about how to spend the more than 300 yuan, but when he came to find out, he couldn't do anything, and even this month's food was a problem.
One thousand and five living expenses a month, one thousand have to be spent on others, buy gifts for the goddess, buy cigarettes for the vice president of the student union, can't eat enough for themselves, and don't know what to think.
Just feeling the fragments in his memories, Chen Budu felt that the original owner of this body was humble to the bones, and it was a waste of air to live.
"First of all, you have to buy some medicinal herbs, first find a way to cure myopia, and then, find a way to make some money, if you don't have money to cultivate a fart, you all say that you are poor and rich in martial arts, this is not a joke......" Chen Bu muttered in his heart.
At this moment, the mobile phone on the table suddenly rang.
Glancing at the caller ID, he frowned.
The three words "vice president" are simply dazzling.
"Damn, it's Wang Junlong's grandson again, Lao Chen, you listen to me, don't bother with him, a vice president of the department, look at him. Zhao Lu immediately said, "If he dares to trouble you, you tell me that I will kill this grandson!"
"Good. Chen Bu nodded and picked up the phone casually.
"Hey, you just don't listen...... Huh?" Zhao Lu was suddenly stunned.
How is this different from the previous reaction?
Picking up the phone, Wang Junlong's voice came from the other side of the phone.
"Wang Fang! there's another card......" I heard that I was playing cards, "Ahem, Chen Bu, I have talked to the president about what you want to join, and now it's time to review, by the way, you send a cigarette over, Yuxi is fine, don't be too good." ”
Chen Bu sneered.
Just as I felt aggrieved, someone put up a target.
"You smoke your father, you can save cremation if you light it. After speaking, he hung up the phone decisively, because he was afraid that he would not be able to speak well enough and scold the other side.
But the feeling of spitting fragrant in the mouth, is really good.
Hung up the phone, looking at the bewildered faces of the fourth child and Zhao Lu, Chen Bu blinked his eyes, "What's wrong?
Zhao Lu stretched out his black hand and leaned towards Chen Bu's forehead.
", look at your black hands, wash your hands. Chen Bu looked disgusted.
"Lao Chen, are you brainbroken?"
Although, Zhao Lu has always wanted to see Chen Bu rise and not be that disgusting licking dog, but Chen Bu is suddenly so different, he is not used to it.
"I guess it's a ghost...... "The fourth sighed and said, "I have an old woman in my hometown, let me contact you?"
". Chen Bu waved his hand, looked at the fourth child and said, "You better watch less films, to be honest, look at your face is very bad." ”
The fourth child didn't care: "When will you see your face?"
Chen Bu smiled and said nothing.
Looking at the face, Lao Tzu is looking at and hearing and asking!
It's a pity that he has no cultivation now, otherwise, he can directly judge the other party's physical condition through "Wangqi".
Although he said that he had no money in his hand now, he couldn't buy medicinal materials to quench his body, but there was no problem in improving his physique through qi conduction.
After smoking a cigarette, just stuffed into the ashtray, there was a "bang", and the dormitory door was kicked open.
"Grass! Chen Bu, do you want to die? I don't know who called you? Dare to scold Lao Tzu?"
Wang Junlong's dormitory is also on the third floor, and it doesn't take long to come over, and behind him, there are still more than a dozen people standing.
"In order to beat me, you have to call so many people......" Chen Bu looked at Wang Junlong puzzled, "Why are you so cowardly?"