Chapter 673: Man-made Miracles
Killing the Great Pope is just a joke.
It's not that Morning Star doesn't have the courage, but no one on the mainland has this strength.
Among the ten extreme powerhouses, the human race accounts for five, the Great Pope ranks among the top three, and one of the two major holy ranks has the Great Pope.
Moreover, Green, the number one powerhouse in the sky, has said in public several times that the Great Pope just hasn't made a move, so everyone thinks that he is more powerful than the Great Pope, and the implication is that the Great Pope's elemental secret cultivation may be even higher than Green's.
Not to mention my own cultivation, what kind of place is the Holy Mountain, when the Yan Entropy made trouble in the Holy Mountain before, the elites of the masters of all ethnic groups were killed, but they didn't even go up to the top of the Holy Mountain, and the Great Pope didn't see any virtue.
Chu Ci's mood was a little lost.
This pair of dog men and women see each other every day, and they can't eat when they see each other.
He and Qin Lele were like this before, they could see it, but they couldn't touch it, but now with his spiritual ability, Nas's soul imprint must have dissipated, but unfortunately, they can't see it again, it can only be said that it is God's will.
When he mentioned this, Chu Ci hated itchy, and if the broken van was there, he would go back if he wanted to.
Seeing the dejected appearance of the morning star, Chu Ci felt the same way.
"If there's anything you need my help with, just let me know. ”
"Thank you for your kindness. Morningstar spread his hands: "Unless a miracle strikes, Hathaway and I will not be able to be together for the rest of our lives." ”
"Miracles?" Chu Ci asked with a little interest, "Tell me what miracles look like." ”
"That's it, for example, the current Great Pope broke the third order in a short period of time, the Holy Son heard the voice of the Holy Father, the head of Master Hamilton in your camp emitted a green light when he was a child, and the Virgin Mary gave birth to the Holy Child hundreds of years ago before marriage, etc., these are all miracles. ”
"Is it considered to be pregnant out of wedlock?"
"Virgin pregnancy. ”
Chu Ci laughed.
He knew that the Holy Court would definitely not let him down, and sure enough, the god stick was a god stick in the end, and the knowledge of fooling people was thoroughly studied, what kind of miracle was.
There are too many explanations for breaking the third order in the short term.
Increasing his strength, deliberately holding back and not telling others, or absorbing the power of faith in some kind of technological device like he said, etc.
As for listening to the voice of the Holy Father, it is even more ridiculous, it is all the ghosts of Duanshu.
Only Hamilton emitted a green light above his head, although Chu Ci couldn't think of what the reason was, but it must have been caused by some factors.
As for virgin pregnancy, such news is not uncommon on the earth, both domestic and foreign, many of them are pregnant after swimming in the swimming pool, and the people of this continent are miraculous, which can only be said to be uncommon sense or too ignorant.
For Chu Ci, who has understood the level of civilization, it is not a miracle for the big man to squat on the ground and give birth to a child with a click, what is a miracle, the big man squatted in a low voice, and it is a miracle to give birth to a transformer.
In addition to this, anything can be explained from a scientific point of view, at least the Entropy of the Devonian does not believe in miracles, everything in the universe has an explanation, and if there is no explanation, then a great calamity can also be found outside the cosmic wall.
Thinking of the virgin pregnancy, Chu Ci suddenly became happy.
An arrow pierced Morningstar's egg and into Hathaway's abdomen, which could also cause pregnancy, as long as the angle was right.
Thinking of this, Chu Ci suddenly had an extremely strange expression, looked at Morning Star and asked, "If I can perform miracles, maybe you and Hathaway can be together." ”
Morning Star, who was mourning and complaining to himself, was slightly stunned: "You, miracle?"
If someone else said this, Morning Star would have called it out with a big mouth, and scolded Lao Tzu for looking at you like a miracle.
But these words came from the mouth of the legendary wolftooth chief of the wasteland, and even if Morningstar didn't believe it, his face was full of eagerness.
Because of Chu Ci's debut to his rise, this matter itself has a bit of fantasy color, and it took less than five months from obscurity to fame shocking the mainland, and it has become an existence that no force on the mainland dares to provoke easily.
What is called a miracle is something that people can't do, basically only God
Capable and understood.
Chu Ci cut the Holy Court, beat the orcs, and harbored two wanted criminals in the camp, one was Hamilton, the most wanted criminal of the previous generation, and the other was the Yan Entropy of the contemporary Holy Mountain, but the Holy Court not only came to find a place, but also had to accompany the smiling face every day, which was already a miracle in the eyes of Morning Star.
"Yes, that's the kind of virgin ... No, Our Lady already has a baby, I mean, if Hathaway didn't have anything with you, but was it a miracle to be able to conceive your child?"
The more Morning Star listened, the more confused he became: "How can you conceive a child in different beds?"
"Oh, I'll ask you, in this case, is it a miracle that she is pregnant with your child, can you be together?"
"It's a miracle, but Hathaway and I can't get married, but I'm the father of her children, and we can be together. ”
Chu Ci was confused: "He is the father of the child, but he can't get married, and he is not the husband of the child's mother, what kind of logic is this?"
"Our Lady is not allowed to marry, and the only thing she has to do is to raise her Son to confess and serve the Father and the faith in her heart. ”
Chu Ci thought about it for a moment and understood.
It's still superficial.
You can do anything in private, but you can't let the outside world know.
It's like a lot of so-called pure female stars on the earth, so that men are red when they touch their hands, but in fact, the bed at home and the green train are like batches of them.
Seeing Chu Ci's thoughtful look that didn't look like a joke, Morning Star was excited.
"You... Do you really have a way to perform miracles?"
"Pretty much. ”
"What do you mean by almost, is it okay or not?"
"Wait until I get a look. ”
Chu Ci lit a cigarette and began to think, while Morning Star didn't dare to breathe.
Morning Star didn't know what Chu Ci had in mind, and he couldn't understand how this guy could perform a "miracle", but he had only one thought in his heart, that is, love, as long as he could be with Hathaway, the rest didn't matter.
After smoking half a cigarette, Chu Ci had a plan in his heart.
"Ah Xing, it's not that there is no way, but it... Let's put it this way, you know me, right? ”
The Morning Star chick nodded as if pecking rice: "I know that Chief Wolf Tooth is the most righteous of all." ”
"No, I mean I'm never a loser. ”
Morning Star: "... ”
"As long as you promise that your dragon aunt won't attack me or anyone else in the camp, I'll do it for you. ”
Morningstar was skeptical: "You can really perform a miracle to impregnate the Virgin?"
Chu Ci nodded.
Morningstar asked, "I mean, you can conceive without touching any man, it's called a miracle, and you don't count it if you press her on the bed." ”
Chu Ci: "... ”
"No, she has to conceive my child, it's useless to conceive someone else's child, it has nothing to do with me, we still can't be together. ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense, I'll talk to you when you're pregnant with someone else's child. ”
"That's not right. Morningstar finally reacted, "Wait, why is my dragon Catherine attacking you?"
Chu Ci was happy: "You promise me first, promise me, I'll tell you what to do, if you don't agree, forget it." ”
Morningstar is caught in the middle of a battle between the heavens and the man.
After thinking for two minutes, Morning Star finally nodded vigorously: "Okay, if Catherine can conceive my child without sharing a bed, it will indeed be a miracle, the Holy Court and the Grand Pope can only pinch their noses and admit it, and then we can be together, if there is no name, there will be no name, I don't care about this." ”
"Okay, let's decide. ”
"Well, in a word, as long as it doesn't hurt Hathaway. Morningstar asked curiously, "Then tell me why Catherine might attack you?"
"My little brother gave you a dragon lick. ”
Morning Star looked confused: "What do you mean?"
"My little brother, Xiao Genteng, give your dragon Hathaway, lick it, don't you understand. ”
Morningstar shook his head, clearly still not getting it.
Chu Ci rolled his eyes: "Didn't your dragon drink too much yesterday, playing drunk, and then Xiao Genteng pounced on her, but was sat on the face by the dragon again, Xiao Genteng wanted to shout, his whole body couldn't move, so his tongue could move, and then, he licked it, not intentionally." ”
Morningstar was dumbfounded and began to make up the picture.
After being stunned for a long time, Chen Xingmu turned his head blankly: "This... ”
It's been a long time since there was no such thing, and Morning Star didn't know what to say.
I wanted to be anxious, but Catherine also knew what virtues she had, and she did drink too much yesterday, if it weren't for Xiao Genteng to pounce on her, she might have made some trouble.
And Xiao Genteng was indeed in danger of his life at that time, if he hadn't licked it, he would have hung up a long time ago.
But this is the case, Morningstar always feels panicked.
My own dragon, the dragon, the golden dragon, let people lick it...
Chu Ci sighed: "He really didn't mean it. ”
The ghost made the god worse, and Morning Star almost didn't think about it before he asked, "How many licks?"
"It's like three hits. ”
Morning Star grabbed Chu Ci's neck and shouted angrily: "I didn't lick it three times on purpose, if it was intentional... ”
Chu Ci kicked the morning star away, hehe, hey.
It's not intentional to lick it away, if it's deliberate, it is estimated that the dragons will go to the sky, turning into the sky where the dragon flutters its wings and soars.
"No, I'm going to settle accounts with that scumbag guy, this damn nasty bastard. ”
Chenxing suddenly got up, and Chu Ci grabbed him and asked, "You just think he is licking a dog, what are you doing with his general knowledge, is it important to give your Aunt Dragon anger or your own happiness is important." “
Morning Star was honest, sat on the ground and said depressedly: "Of course it's my lower body... Happiness in the second half of life is important. ”
"If you trouble my little brother, or if your dragon troubles my little brother, I don't care about miracles. ”
"Okay, okay, I promise you, now you can tell me how to perform miracles, I can say okay, if you tell me anything about pressing on the bed, then I'll turn against you. ”
"How could it be. Chu Ci couldn't help but lower his voice, this kind of thing is easy to be struck by lightning when it is said in public.
"Actually, it's easy to say... ”
Chu Ci listened to the past and explained in detail this relatively scientific problem.
After hearing this, Morningstar muttered, "Shoot me under with an arrow one more time, and pierce Hathaway's lower abdomen... If she succeeds, she will be able to get pregnant?"
"Yes, it's as simple as that, don't worry, this is based on science, I called Sten, Wocha and Sean, they are all experts, the day, angle, depth, all of them are clear to you, twelve Holy Light Elemental Masters are on call at any time, one pain, solve lifelong problems, no contact conception, proper miracles." ”
"It's also ... It's a miracle. Morning Star was stunned for a long time, and couldn't help asking, "What if it doesn't work out?"
Chu Ci sneered: "Then you will press the Holy Mother on the bed, and when the time comes, you will openly say that you are pregnant after receiving an arrow." ”
Chenxing nodded, but suddenly reacted that something was wrong, and asked suspiciously: "No, then why do you have to get the second arrow, and directly say to the outside world that she was conceived with the first arrow?"
Chu Ci said speechlessly: "Isn't the first arrow not pregnant, the angle is wrong, the depth is not right, and the day is not right, how can it be pregnant." ”
"Then I'll press her on the bed and force it to be over, and when it's over, I'll tell the Holy Court that she was pregnant, not because I shot it, but last night's arrow. ”
This time it was Chu Ci's turn to be stunned, and after a long time, he gave a thumbs up: "This logic is impeccable, and I admire it." ”
Chu Ci gave a thumbs up.
Those who can become dragon knights are really not good stubble.
Morning Star smiled shyly: "It's still you who guided it." ”
The two of them showed the expression of a hero at the same time.