Chapter 32: Routine for a Cat
When I got home, it was already evening.
Li Yifan opened the door and suddenly found Xiao Hei's figure, which was lying on his bedside licking the neck of a white cat.
Is this a big movie scene?
The tanuki cat, who was bumped into something good, was very angry and "meowed".
"Why didn't you knock when you kid came into the house?"
Li Yifan retorted helplessly: "This is my house, and it is illogical for me to knock on the door when I come in! In addition, there are so many open spaces in this house, why do you two want to do this in my bed! How can I sleep at night?"
The tanuki cat Xiaohei's brain has never been good, and after pondering for a while, he felt that he couldn't refute it, so he turned on the trick mode, "I don't care, in short, you're wrong! You have to apologize to me and take us to eat something delicious!"
"Okay! No problem!" Li Yifan agreed very happily.
Thanks to Meng Luo's private auction, he extorted a lot of money from Jin Peng in the afternoon, and now he is worth more than 10 million. seems to have returned to the previous identity of the son of the Li family in Qingcheng.
"Let's go, I happen to be hungry too!"
Little Black "meowed" and jumped off the bed. Towards the bottom of the bed, he screamed again.
Then, a black, green-eyed snow-treading plum came out from under the bed. When the cat saw Li Yifan, he hid behind the tanuki cat with some fear, and "meowed" at Li Yifan.
"Meow", Xiao Hei began to introduce, "The little wife is a little scared, don't get close to her for the time being." ”
"How many wives do you have?"
"For the time being, there are only two, the eldest wife Xiaobai, the younger wife Xiaohei......"
"Wait a minute, your wife's name is Xiao Hei, and you are also called Xiao Hei, isn't this messy?"
"Makes sense!"
The tanuki cat looked up at the ceiling and pondered for a while before speaking: "From now on, the little wife will change her name to Xiao Xiao Hei."
Li Yifan was stunned, "Little Hei, shouldn't it be your future son's name?"
The tanuki scratched its head with its front paws, feeling that things were getting complicated and out of its control, and it said, "No matter!
Li Yifan was helpless, and said: "Hey, you are the eldest brother, do whatever you say!"
Suddenly a question occurred to him and asked, "Will you sleep in my bed tonight?"
"Yes!"
"Your two wives also sleep in my bed?"
"Yes!"
"Your little wife still doesn't want me to get close?"
"Yes!"
Li Yifan was speechless, "Then where do I sleep tonight?"
He saw the tanuki look up at the ceiling again, and fell into deep thought.
Li Yifan sighed, waved his hand, and said, "Don't think about it, I've already helped you think about it! I'll go out to sleep in the hotel, okay!"
"Okay!"
Seeing that the tanuki cat Xiaohei agreed so simply, Li Yifan looked helpless, "I said, you can also pretend to apologize!
complained casually, he didn't expect anything from Xiao Hei's apology.
"Let's go! Let's go out to dinner first!"
I didn't find out before, the raccoon cat Xiao Hei is a bully cat, no, to be precise, it's a nest. Show off your power at home, and if you go out and meet a dog, you have to be scared.
......
It's still the familiar barbecue stall, the familiar scene, the only difference is that this time, Li Yifan brought not one, but two. A tanuki cat, a white cat. Xiao Xiao Hei was left at home because he was afraid of people.
The honest round-faced boss looked at Li Yifan dumbfounded, and then at the two cats following him. I was in a trance for a while.
"Boss!"
Li Yifan shouted several times before the other party came back to his senses and stepped forward with the menu.
"Three...... Three?"
"Yes, a case of beer, and then fifty skewers...... There are also ten plates of small yellow croaker", saying this, Li Yifan glanced at the snow and looked for plums, and added: "Fifteen plates of small yellow croaker, large plates."
As soon as the owner walked away with the menu, the barbecue stand was lively.
Many people recognized Li Yifan, and also recognized the raccoon cat beside him. After all, it's rare to see cats that can drink alcohol and eat a lot of food.
"Look, look, the rice bucket cat is here!" a young man who looked like a college student pointed at Xiao Hei and shouted to a few of his companions beside him.
"Which one?"
"The tanuki. ”
At the other table, a girl who had seen Xiao Hei drinking last time didn't care about eating, so she quickly took out her mobile phone. aimed at Li Yifan and them.
The video that was uploaded to Houlang "Rice Bucket Cat Surprised by Night Snack Stall" was filmed by her and uploaded to the Internet, and because of the popularity of this video, her fans increased by hundreds of thousands that day. Therefore, this time, when I meet each other again, I naturally don't want to miss this opportunity to increase my fans. The video is still being filmed, and she has even thought of the name, "The night snack stall is shocked to see the rice bucket cat again!"
On this side, with Li Yifan's ear power, he can naturally collect everyone's talking points.
He couldn't help laughing, wanting to tease Xiao Hei, and smiled at the tanuki cat, "I didn't expect you to become an Internet celebrity! No, it's an Internet red cat!"
Xiao Hei took a sip of wine, raised his neck proudly, and meowed, not realizing Li Yifan's sarcasm at all, and didn't care about the people around him calling him a rice bucket cat, but felt that it was a great thing to be known by so many people. After all, cats and humans don't think the same.
"What a fuss, when I used to be in my hometown, I was treated like the stars holding the moon. Even if he met his master later and followed him to wander among the stars, he was also loved by everyone, and the flowers bloomed......"
"You still have a master?" Li Yifan looked curious.
Tanuki doesn't seem to want to continue on this topic. So he shut up and began to eat the little yellow croaker intently.
"Don't patronize it! Come, little black brother, I'll toast you. ”
Li Yifan began to pat the raccoon cat's ass, and he was so numb that he filled the other party with a glass of wine.
Seeing Xiao Hei drink in one go.
After a dozen more glasses in a row, the tanuki cat finally drank high and was about to turn on bragging mode.
Li Yifan stopped again and again, he had already seen this cat bragging, once it started, it would inevitably blow darkly, and he couldn't stop. He had something to ask.
"Brother Xiaohei, I know that you were in the system back then, and no one was invincible......"
"Of course, don't look at who I am? I was ...... back then."
Li Yifan provoked the conversation, but not because he admired the glorious years when the raccoon cat might or may not have been. Seeing that the topic began to deviate, he quickly pulled it back.
"That...... Ladder match, have you participated in it, little black brother?"
"Nonsense, of course participated. I was ......"
Seeing that the other party was about to start bragging again, Li Yifan couldn't help but have a big head. Quickly interrupted him, and then said: "Brother Xiao Hei must have been the champion of the three armies back then, and as soon as he started, in terms of level, he made the other contestants unreachable....."
He paused, leaving the follow-up topic to Blackie.
The tanuki licked its paws and meowed.
"At first, I was left behind, but I quickly caught up...... Don't you look at who I am? I was ......."
"Then, little black brother, how did you catch up?"
As soon as the words came out, Li Yifan secretly regretted that he was too anxious, and he asked too bluntly!
The tanuki cat was slightly stunned, but quickly reacted, squinting at Li Yifan, "You kid is so cunning, you want to trick me......"