The adventures of the old man

After experiencing this, the three of them were not in the mood to eat barbecue, and sat quietly on the reef to blow the wind, and the two women rarely quieted down, quietly looking at the sea, with a soft smile on their cheeks, which filled He Peng's heart with love.

When there is love in his heart, he knows how heavy the responsibility is on his shoulders, He Peng suddenly stood up and shouted at the sea: "Ah!!"

A simple word encompasses ambition.

Su Jing's eyes rolled and she stood up abruptly and shouted, "He Peng, I love you!"

Xinyi didn't dare to show weakness and got up and shouted, "I love you too!"

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He Peng did not receive a distress call from the old farmer that night, indicating that his play did not alarm the order-keepers.

People who live near the sea will wake up earlier than those on land and in the mountains, because the sun will shine through the window earlier.

When the warm sunlight poured into the house with the sound of the slow tide, He Peng opened one eye, happiness is so simple, just a ray of sunshine can fill your heart.

Shirtless, I walked to the open balcony of the bedroom, and there were already people on the balcony of the two bedrooms on the left and right, two women.

They wore their own nightdresses, squinting at the blush and a ray of gold on the horizon!

It made He Peng feel that this morning was the most beautiful morning in the universe for hundreds of millions of years.

No one spoke, they looked at each other and smiled, enjoying the good morning.

"Ahh

"Dirt bombs! Damn!" He Peng couldn't help but burst into foul language, when did this old guy come back?

Didn't he see the thinness of the second daughter, He Peng ran downstairs angrily, and the second daughter also screamed and went back to the room to tidy up her clothes.

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Last night was tragic, He Peng drove on the coastal road, and the complaints of the dirt bombs sounded in the car, as well as the laughter of the two daughters.

"Hey!" sighed loudly, "why do you think I'm so unlucky!"

Xinyi couldn't stop giggling, "You...... Cluck...... You're so unlucky!"

Su Jing also smiled and said, "How could there be? How could there be such a person, it's so weird!"

Tu Dan Bullet complained: "Alas, how do I know, yesterday the old man just wanted to see the world, sat in the bar for a while, it was dark inside, noisy, the music was so loud that I couldn't hear anything clearly, the drinks were expensive, the women were dressed in a frightening way, and the old man's heart attack was about to occur, so I went out for a walk." ”

"Hmph, that's a nice thing to say, you're not old-hearted!" Xinyi stimulated at the right time.

"Hehe, I just want to see the world. ”

"I didn't really go to that place to do that kind of thing, there was a tin house under the street lamp, it was a commissary, I wanted to buy a high-end cigarette to have a good time, who knows, I bought a cigarette and took out a cigarette before I took a puff, and the man came over and asked me for a cigarette. ”

"Liar! You must have taken the initiative to hook up with others. Su Jing said in disbelief: "Flies don't bite seamless eggs." ”

The earth bullet beat his chest in annoyance, "The conscience of heaven and earth, it was really that person who came to me and said to me, old man, do you have a cigarette? I saw that this person looked quiet and quiet, but the clothes were a little less, so I gave her one, who knew that he was hugged, and he scared the old man to death." ”

He Peng laughed, he had heard his co-workers say before, on some occasions there is a kind of woman who will ask for cigarettes from the man passing by, in fact, she is asking if you have a man's gun, if you say yes, she will have something to do with you, of course, you have to pay, the old man hit by mistake, and the result is ...... Hehe......

He Peng naturally couldn't tell the mystery in front of Su Jing and Xinyi, and asked: "Then what? You won't show up without anything happening, right?" ”

"Alas, shame, shame. The earth bullet slapped his thigh with one hand and covered his face with the other, "I was kissed by her!"

Ha ha...... Wang Xinyi and Su Jing smiled back and forth, and He Peng's car also took the S-shaped route.

"I didn't know what was going on, I thought she was going to rob, so I shouted for help, and many police officers ran out of Hulala. ”

He Peng asked, "How did the police find out the truth?"

"The woman ran away when she saw the police, and I said in my heart, if I was arrested for this kind of immoral thing, I would have no face to see people, but people have guns, and I can't even see the road when the headlights shine, I only saw that the woman's wig fell off when she was pressed down by two policemen, and grandma's was a bald head!"

"What happened later?" asked Su Jingqiang with a smile and a curious look with wide eyes.

"Later, he was taken to the Public Security Bureau. ”

When I was questioned at the first trial, I found out: "Giving her cigarettes is agreeing to do skin and meat business with her, you say that I am unjustly killed, how can I do such a thing with a man?"

"Hmph, didn't you just say that she was dressed very sexy, with long legs, a thin waist, fragrant hair, and big eyes?" Wang Xinyi teased.

"The old eyes are dizzy, the old eyes are dizzy, fortunately, the police uncle came in time, otherwise the evening will not be guaranteed!"

"Then why did the police release you? Shouldn't they lock you up for one night?

"I'd rather freeze for the night, fortunately, that kid is a man, hehe, it's okay, the police are stupid, I don't know how to deal with it, let me go, hehe......"

The old man couldn't stop laughing happily, He Peng found that one of the front teeth was missing, and he didn't know what else happened last night.

The old man refused to speak out even if he was repeatedly induced.

Gradually, several people were attracted by the scenery along the way.

"It's so beautiful!" The golden cauliflower field could not be seen at a glance, which made Su Jing sigh.

"What's this, if you get to my mountain, I'm sure you're too beautiful to leave!"

He Peng asked, "By the way, uncle, where is your mountain in Dongshan Province?"

"In the mountains, in the mountains haha, along the road went straight to the Dongshan Provincial Road and turned down, and then went straight, when you get there, I will show you the way, the ravines and ravines are not found by ordinary people. The old man seemed to be deliberately concealing.

He Peng didn't mind, the identity of the old man was confirmed by Lao Gou, he was indeed from the farmer's family, since he was going to the base camp of the farmer's house, he naturally had to keep it secret, after all, this kind of secret sect that had been hidden for thousands of years always had some secrets that he didn't want to be known by the outside world.

According to He Peng's original plan, he was not going to take his second daughter out, especially Wang Xinyi still has a company to manage, and Li Qi is holding back the corners of the company, according to Wang Xinyi's character, he must not be able to let go of the company.

What I didn't expect was that these two women had already reached an agreement to travel together, and vetoed He Peng's plan to take the high-speed rail, and forced him to drive.

Fortunately, the scenery along the way is pleasant, and the two daughters laugh more than they are happy, coupled with the fact that the earth bomb seems to be rustic but is actually wise and foolish to comment on the customs and anecdotes along the way, it is really very relaxing and happy along the way.

After three meals and one night, the car drove into the continuous mountains, to here the navigation has not worked, all rely on the bullet fingers to walk, in a fork in the road can not be seen, the vehicle drove away from the winding mountain road, towards the barren wilderness!

There are no roads in the field, potholes, Su Jing's SUV is urban off-road, pretending to be okay in the city is dwarfed by this kind of wilderness, more than an hour later, it began to creak non-stop, and several people were like sitting in the most bumpy sedan chair in the world from time to time to be turned out of their seats, and they would accidentally touch their heads.

Su Jing complained: "Uncle, we have lost a lot of money in this transaction, your car of broken dates caused us to run more than a thousand kilometers, over the mountains and mountains, the strength of this big wilderness, my car is scrapped." ”

Wang Xinyi also said: "Uncle, you are not a bad person, if you take a cart of rotten dates and sell us in a fool's way, we will die!"

The old man sitting in the car was not like He Peng and the three of them dangling, he was like being born in a seat, no matter how the car swayed and bumped, it was as stable as Mount Tai.

"Hehe, no loss, no loss, your man knows how to be good about dates, and he is good to your man, and he doesn't lose ten cars!"

Su Jing and Wang Xinyi instantly wanted to be crooked, one rolled his eyes, and the other scolded the hooligan!

He Peng was a little worried, he didn't know if the car could hold on to the place, so he asked: "How far is the old man, I'm afraid the car won't be able to hold on." ”

"It's not far, it's a hundred and ten kilometers away!"

He Peng couldn't help but gasp, 100 kilometers! 100 kilometers in this big field is not the same concept as 100 kilometers on a highway, and the mileage that can't be used for an hour on a highway may not be able to run for seven or eight hours here.

Didn't he say that he was going to spend the night in the field tonight, He Peng was inevitably a little worried, and even felt that something was wrong.

The first to reflect was Su Jing, and Su Jing asked the old man suspiciously: "Uncle, did you say that you came to us after watching our live TV show that day?"

"Yes, yes. ”

"However, we recorded the show the first morning, and the next morning, why did you come to our house? and brought a cart of souvenirs? ”

"Uh!" the old man looked a little evasive, and said hesitantly, "Yes...... Hah, right...... Ha. ”

He Peng slammed the brake on it, and the unsuspecting earth bullet slammed into the windshield.

"Oh yes, what are you doing!"

The old man rubbed his head and asked weakly.

"Old fellow, don't be sloppy with me, if you don't make it clear, I'll leave you in the car right now, and let you go to the big wolf against Ha on Ha. He Peng grabbed the old man's collar and said unceremoniously.

Su Jing and Wang Xinyi also neatly took out their own self-defense weapons, Su Jing held a small strong flashlight to shine on the old man's eyes, and Wang Xinyi held a small anti-wolf spray, faintly exuding a smell of chili water.

The old man panicked: "Don't worry, I'm not looking for you to trouble drops, my dates are all real!"