Chapter 1: Touching Porcelain in the Rivers and Lakes
Tomorrow night, in the middle of a dark alley, Li Yifan stood around the corner, his head poked out, and locked on to the target.
Two hundred meters away, a speeding black sedan was driving towards this direction, and the Mercedes-Benz logo on the front of the car was particularly eye-catching under the faint street lights.
Li Yifan hugged his trousers, adjusted the cheap knee pads on his knees, and after confirming that there was no problem, he straightened the thickened cotton pads on his elbows, and after repeatedly confirming that it was correct, he took a long breath, saw the opportunity, and was ready to pounce at any time.
The knee and elbow joints are the key parts of the person, no matter whether the business is successful or not, you must not put yourself into it.
Obviously, Li Yifan is a porcelain toucher, and there are many kinds of porcelain.
The method he chooses is flesh touching porcelain. As the name suggests, touching porcelain with human flesh is to touch porcelain with one's own body. When the car is about to come by, pounce on it, pretend to be hit by the car, and then extort money.
This method is the lowest level, and it is also the most dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will be crushed or killed by the car.
Of course, there are two sides to everything, although it is dangerous, but the cost is also the lowest, so it is the first choice for most porcelain people.
There are two reasons why Li Yifan chose this place to touch porcelain: first, there are relatively few cars at this end of the alley, the lights are dim, and most of the cars will slow down after driving to this corner. At this time, it will be safer to choose to touch porcelain.
Second, he is a lone ranger and does not have the rest of the gang. So it's better to touch porcelain, and he is not qualified to go.
Sure enough, as Li Yifan expected, when Mercedes-Benz drove to the entrance of the alley, it slowed down. Just as he was about to turn the corner, Li Yifan appeared appropriately around the corner, and with a "snap", he quickly fell down. The movements are skillful and do not receive a trace of damage.
The car immediately turned off, and a female driver, twenty-seven or eighteen years old, looked very beautiful and had a very outstanding temperament, wearing a well-tailored beige casual suit. The expression on his face was rather anxious.
Li Yifan didn't deliberately look up at her, because that would look fake. He glanced slightly out of the corner of his eye, and he already had a general understanding of the woman in front of him.
Touching porcelain also depends on people, and everyone has a fear of trouble. Anyone who drives a Mercedes-Benz is a boss, not a social person, and this kind of person adheres to the principle that more is better than less, and female drivers are even more so. Of course, there are no absolutes in everything, maybe you won't be able to get money, but you will be beaten up by others.
"This time it can be done!"
Seeing the female driver's expression, Li Yifan's heart had a bottom. I thought to myself, after waiting for the rabbit for almost a week, I was finally able to get my sister a delicious meal!
He bared his teeth on the surface, covered his knees and lay on the ground moaning. But there was a burst of excitement in my heart.
"Little brother, are you alright?"
The female driver hurriedly stepped forward to question Li Yifan, and the anxious look on her face became more obvious.
Li Yifan didn't speak, just moaned a few times in place.
"You take my car, I'll take you to the hospital!"
But anyone who touches porcelain will not go to the hospital, go to the hospital to do a lot of examinations, and in the end it is found that it is fine, and the driver will pay a few hundred yuan at most. A lot of money was spent, and it was all given to the hospital, which is something that no porcelain toucher wants to see.
Li Yifan thought to himself: Why don't you drive the driver according to the routine. Under his pretended clumsy acting skills, a discerning person knows at a glance that he is touching porcelain, and if he doesn't want to cause trouble, he will pay for it, and if he has a big temper, he will beat him to relieve his anger. But the female driver in front of me is neither.
Fortunately, Li Yifan had two hands to prepare, he took out a backpack from behind him, opened it, and pretended to shout: "Oops!