Chapter 50, I don't rub food
When he saw what Ribu was attracted to, the whole thing calmed down at once. Now in the studio, not only are there no gift screens, not even text message replies. The whole room was quiet, as if something supernatural had happened.
It was only after a brief silence that the broadcast time exploded, first with a flurry of rockets, cruise ships, balloons, elopement rides, roses, applause, wipers, and then crazy subtitles. You can't judge people by their appearance.
Water is not used to measure bowls. Big Brother Lychee is not your average fisherman. When he was still fishing, he was already fishing for ducks, in fact, I was also very naΓ―ve [Brother Lychee, you forgot what you came here for, you came to fish, not to fish for ducks, you said you are a good fisherman, what do you mean by fishing for ducks?]
Little Double Happiness I won't hit you today [Address: Liangshan Village, Liangshan County, Liangshan Village, Liangshan Building, please help me call 120 emergency number, I laughed so much, help me ~ Ah ~ !!!I don't know what's going on, but I jumped into the water and ate a small fish, and then I got hooked.
Can anyone tell me how to help myself? I'm really not a young person anymore. Brother Lychee, you are floating, your own studio is not open, always running to other people's studios to make noise, fishing for snails for a while, fishing for ducks for a while, so good, how did you do it? Don't open the hot chat in the living room, catch the confusion of Tang Bu ducks for a while, and immediately go and hold down those ducks who are still struggling.
And then I was also a brain question mark, looking at the lake and muttering: "Strange, where did this duck come from, or does it live underwater?" οΌ
Wow, you are so good, uncle, grandpa has been here many times, and he has not caught a wild duck yet, but you have caught a fishing rod, I admire you so much, Tang Xiaowang seemed to see the same roast duck, directly threw away his fishing rod, and rushed to Tang Bo, with a look of admiration and surprise.
Facing Tang Xiaowang's worship, Tang Bu was stunned for a while, and then in response, he hurriedly found a weed bundle and threw a wild duck to Tang Xiaowang to play, and faced the loneliness of the master and said: "Ah, invincible is always so lonely, you said that you are a little fishing character, how can you fish with me, a master, this is simply not comparable, ah... βγ Hello, Brother Lychee, you caught a duck while fishing, do you have anything to say Huang Xiaoli immediately picked up her mobile phone and walked to Tang Bu, a pair of interviews with the appearance of a reporter. After listening to Huang Xiaoli's words, Tang Bu threw a small fish hook on the hook back into the water, and then he just waved his hands and danced, pulling it "How lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, how empty is loneliness, loneliness is constantly blowing at the peak of the wind, who can understand my loneliness, how lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, ah, standing at the top of the fishing world, really lonely!" βοΌοΌ
β pipi... pipe, just as Tang Buzhuang No. 13 was singing the song of invincible loneliness, Tang Buju threw it to Tang Xiaowang and asked him to play with the ducks, and suddenly made a pipa croaking sound, and then they saw a dozen wild ducks on the grass by the lake, and then the wild ducks saw them, some flew up in horror and disappeared on the grass on the shore, and some disappeared into the water. No matter what happened, the mallard appeared and disappeared, but his rod moved again, and then he hurried forward and pulled hard... Then the big guy froze again. Del piero... Del piero. ..... .....
Peridone. .... When everyone was stunned when they looked at the fish hook trophy, they had been thinking only about fishing for Libu, but they were so depressed that they almost cried. Truth be told, Ribu, he just wanted to catch a fish to prove that he wasn't a cat, he could catch a fish, that's all.
But instead, he just told him to catch ... Two ducks. After stepping forward and grabbing the wild duck and bundling it with wild grass, Tang Bu threw the wild duck to Tang Xiaowang again, and then turned to the live broadcast camera and said, "Ah, invincible is too lonely, even if the opponent is not, ah, stop playing, you play... β
The fans in the live studio, it's rare that they didn't come out to tear down the stage, but you sigh to each other, Brother Lychee, you are so handsome when you are silent (I wanted to say to Brother Lychee just now, but at this time, what about the lyrics he just had, I suddenly felt that I understood him, maybe he was too invincible, too lonely, so he hid in the hidden mountains... Invincible is really lonely and that's how I feel right now!!
Don't let the fans sigh, Ribu has already caught two mallards, they chatted and ate snacks and coke, and the fishing trip ended early. Just as their live broadcast was over, Lee Boo was once again unknowingly making headlines on major websites. This time it was quite brutal, the first, second, and third directly dominated all the headlines, and even 345,678 of some sites were his. He made headlines for many reasons, some because of wandering songs, some because of the yellow race, some because of ordinary roads, and some because he built bridges for his hometown. There are also two videos about Lee Boo fishing, snail fishing and duckling, and, of course, "Lonely and Invincible". "What son did I give birth to? A man who sings and scares me to death, has no self-knowledge at all. People who can't catch fish can catch two ducks.
When Tang Si, Tang Yanmei, Shuangxi, Huang Xiaoli and others returned to Tang Wanfu's house with a bucket of fish and ducks, they also saw Liu Yan's live broadcast, Tang Si looked directly at Tang Bu, said no with a complicated exclamation, and retorted at a loss: "Mom, what are you talking about? I caught two ducks. Is there a problem? If it doesn't taste good, I'll bring the duck to my father-in-law, "We can take the fish away." We can't finish eating. There are no ducks. I'm going to kill that duck. This is for your wife and sister-in-law."
Listen to Tang Bu's words. Liu Yan handed over the fish caught today until the two wild ducks came down on their backs to clean up the fish caught today, and asked him to bring them to Tang Aiguo and Lin Xiang and his wife. There were a lot of fish today, and they didn't want to fire, so Tang Bu picked up the fish bucket and smiled at Tang Yanmei, "Come on, you don't know how to pick up ducks." Why don't we go to Daddy's and bring him the fish... β
"Well, it's better to go with you than to let them talk about me all the time, whether it's their daughter or their daughter-in-law, Tang Yanmei, holding snacks in one hand and juice in the other, eating and drinking, followed Tang Bo back to his country, carrying a bucket of fish cloth, while continuing to walk in front, with an interesting answer on his face: "You have become more and more lazy since you got married. When you weren't married, you helped our dad with the orchard, planting, cooking, working, and so on. Now you just don't go that way, except for free food, so our mom and dad can stop talking about you. I'm married to you now. I am part of your family.
You don't let me work, so why should I go back to being a cow? What? I'm not stupid. Moreover, when other people's married daughters come home, they are all thieves, and they all bring things home from home. When I got back to my parents' house, I had just eaten the free food, and I brought my own food to eat the free food, so I thought how nice my daughter was.
They just weren't satisfied Tang Yanmei stepped forward, looked at his face and said, in the face of Tang Yanmei's rebuttal, he glanced at her blankly, and then put down the bucket with a smile, "Other people's daughters go home to get food and cook at home, you didn't go home to get food home, because you don't dare to take it back, you need to turn on the fire to cook, um." β.
And, we have four of us now. I can't. I have to sleep late in the morning, take a nap at noon, and go to bed early at night. I'm not a good cook, you know, I do double happiness and they won't get used to eating, so we continue to eat free food, hey...
Seeing that Libu put down his bucket, as if to criticize himself, Tang Yanmei stepped forward, held his hand, said, change hands, picked up the fish again, and when he continued to lead Tang Yanmei back to his country, he looked at Tang Yanmei, who was almost hanging on his body, and smiled and said, Well, as long as you are happy, in a month or two, you and my sister-in-law will have to go down the mountain and live outside... β
My sister-in-law and I went down the mountain, why? I live on the mountain, why do I still live at the bottom of the mountain? Moreover, we don't have a house at the bottom of the mountain!!How can I live with my sister-in-law without a house?" Tang Yanmei glanced at Libu suspiciously, and asked him 100,000 why. "In a few months, you and my sister-in-law will be stable, and then I will be able to drive you down the mountain," he said with a faint smile after looking at Tang Yanmei's 100,000 whys.
As for the problem of the house, this is very easy to solve, ah, we have money now, if you have money, will you still be afraid of not having a house to live in? After a few days, I will go down to sell the house, after buying the house, not only you and your sister-in-law can go down to take care of the fetus, but even the children can go to eat and play on Sunday after reading the book... "yes, we're rich anyway, so it's okay to buy a house, hehe... βγ
When he said this, he remembered Tang Yanmei, an old and rich man, and happily agreed. At this time, two people came to Tang Aiguo's door. Lin Xiang was washing vegetables at the door, looked up at Tang Yanmei and said, "If you wanted to borrow food, you wouldn't have told me earlier. β
"Am I the kind of guy who goes to his mother's house every day to eat free food? I'll bring you fish, okay! This is your daughter, I see the fish that other people caught, it's all yours, you should kill it, so you can make my dad a fish stew for dinner tonight... β
In the face of her mother's contempt, Tang Yanmei directly ignored it, pointing to the fish that Libu was holding, I said generously, Lin Xiang twisted her head to the side of Libu, complained a little, and said happily: "Ashin, look at your daughter-in-law, look at her angry look" I have only been married to you for a few months, and you spoil me so much. Now you have to control her. "If you don't, she'll give you a place to live... β
"I'm not lazy. At least I know how to do laundry and clean the house. By the way, Mom, this is the fish we caught this afternoon. Since we didn't eat all the fish we caught the day before yesterday, we'll give you all the fish we caught today. "You've got a good track record, you've caught a lot of big fish. Especially this crucian carp and grass carp, these fish are good, did you catch them in the orchard over there?" After receiving Tang Bu's fish, Lin Xiang poured the fish into his basin and asked in surprise while looking at the big fish inside. When she walked into the house with a smile and took out a kitchen knife and food, Tang Bu quickly helped Lin Xiang kill the fish, and said with a smile: "In fact, my nephew and the two girls who live in my house have caught all the fish. Just like Yan Mei, I couldn't catch a single fish in an afternoon, "What did you catch? Duck? Hahaha...
Tang Bu, you are a good fisherman!Hahaha ~ ~ The wild ducks in your orchard, your father and Yanmei's father have been catching one for several days, and you have caught two. You said that Yan Mei's father knew that she was going to your father's place for dinner tonight, don't you feel ashamed?" Hearing that Tang Bu had caught a wild duck, Lin Xiang first laughed, tears burst out of his eyes, Tang Aiguo had just come out of the house, and when he heard Lin Xiang's words, he was stunned for a while. He thought for a moment and walked straight out without looking back. "Don't do that much. I'm going to have a few drinks with my parents-in-law, and then I'm not coming back for dinner, and I'm not going to eat free food. I just want ducks...
Li Bu!!!Tang Yanmei!! Lin Xiang. ...... ...... . οΌ!οΌ
Are you really going?!!