Chapter 1 Marital Incompatibility
"Du Tianshi, how is it? The two of them are not compatible in marriage, is there anything wrong?" the middle-aged man stood up from the Bentley sofa and held my hand nervously.
"The two of them are really... I also feel very, very sorry, how can two people who are so talented and beautiful not get along? But Uncle Lin, don't be sad. "I pretended to be sad and said, in fact, I was very happy in my heart, who made me single and without a girlfriend.
After I finished saying this, I glanced at the seven people here, a bull-nosed veteran, the girl's parents and the boy's parents.
The girl and her mother were visibly relieved, and the father did not show anything unusual about his leisurely tea, but the boy's parents visibly looked angry, as if they owed them millions. I almost didn't take out the QR code for me to transfer money, and the boy was even more bizarre.
"Hmph, what are you talking about, little kid? You don't know that Xiao Nian and I have no guesses since childhood, and when we grow up together, we almost don't have a baby kiss. Aren't you guys doing Yin and Yang just to cheat money, promise to take this check for 100,000 yuan, don't let me see you. Lin Tiannan stood up excitedly, took out a check from his pocket, threw it on the ground, and said.
"Tiannan, quickly apologize to Du Tianshi. Do you know who his master and father are? That's the person who has to salute when the ancestor of the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau sees him, I heard that he is almost at the realm of unity, and you have also been mixed up in the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau, do you know what it means? Don't you apologize quickly!" Lin Zhihao pretended to be angry and said, his hands raised.
It's a pity that I was disappointed that the slap didn't go down, it seems that it was just a joke. Then I can't help but cooperate, I hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Lin Tiannan's hand and said: "Uncle Lin is serious, the kid is new to the school, his qualifications are still shallow, and I ask Uncle Lin and Uncle Sun to forgive me if there are inappropriate words." Let's take a look at what Zhang Tianshi thinks first. ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Du Xiaoyou, this is wrong. I see that you are young and have enough experience! Look hard and study hard, this heavenly master will come to give a demonstration to Xiaoyou. The bull-nosed old man next to him pretended to educate a child, looking at his Fude Palace's slightly visible eyes, black and white, it was auspicious, and it was obviously a manifestation of wealth, indicating that he had received Lin Zhihao's benefits.
"Oh, yes? Zhang Daoyou, it seems that you have a unique opinion, you might as well talk about it. "I'd like to see how this bull-nosed old man wants to fool around.
The marriage between the two of them is indeed incompatible, because when the two of them are together, the conjugal palace of the woman and the man does not appear, indicating that the two of them are not the people who have been together in this life. Moreover, the boy's conjugal palace is facing downward, indicating that he often entangles other members of the opposite sex, which is easy to cause marital unhappiness. Aren't all for the sake of the cooperation of the family business between the two families, I won't let them get their wish, because Lao Tzu has no money!
Naturally, these things can only be seen by those who have entered our profession and those who practice seriously, and that's right, I'm talking about it. By the way, I forgot to introduce, my name is Du Shisan, and I am a Mr. Yin and Yang, which is completely different from that bullnose old way, this bullnose old way is purely out to swagger and deceive.
There is naturally a point in Taoism. Otherwise, the car would have overturned, but he is not suitable for others to see marriage, and it is no problem for him to catch some imps or something. If you want to ask me why he doesn't catch ghosts, because he's afraid of death, he's short and undefined.
If you were to ask me, what is the difference between Mr. Yin and Yang and Taoist priests? And many people put Mr. Yin and Yang and Taoist priests in the same category. This perception is wrong, and there is a big difference between Mr. Yin and Yang and Taoist priests.
Mr. Yin and Yang knows people through Yin and Yang, can pick up stars and arches under the moon, can catch ghosts and subdue demons, and save the people from fire and water. And although Taoist priests can catch ghosts and subdue demons, but this is to increase their cultivation, more simply for the cultivation of immortals and ascension, they also have a title - the messenger of the Emperor of Heaven, serving the Emperor of Heaven.
To put it bluntly, it is a self-sacrificing person and a selfish one. Of course, this is just my personal opinion, I don't know why I just don't like the Taoist priest and the emperor is unhappy. I don't dare to talk nonsense when I see that the Emperor of Heaven is unhappy, so I complain in my heart. The Emperor of Heaven is the master of this world.
As for why they let me leave my eyes open here when they see me young, it is completely for the sake of my master's face.
Anyway, I don't know what I think my master-master is not only united, but I don't know what the specific realm is, every time I ask him, he doesn't say, and laughs at me and says that it is a realm that I can't reach in my life.
Cut, I don't believe it. But there is one sentence that is not wrong, I can walk sideways in Huaxia except Kunlun Xu, this is true, whether it is the ancestor of the party, he is polite when he sees me.
I'm not going to talk nonsense, let's see how that bull-nosed old man is going to break it blindly.
The old man stroked his goat's beard and said slowly: "Old man, look at the birthdays of Lin Gongzi and Miss Sun, Lin Gongzi's five elements belong to fire, Miss Sun's five elements belong to the earth, it is a match made in heaven! Du Xiaoyou, it seems that your experience is still shallow, and you still need to work hard to practice. Hahaha..."
"Zhang Laodao, do you know that Lin Tiannan's factory was flooded when he was born, and all the wooden furniture in Miss Sun's house was broken when she was born? Do you know what this means? Lin Tiannan's five elements are fire, which is good, but the factory was flooded when he was born, which means that he is not prosperous, and Miss Sun's five elements are earth, but when she was born, all the wooden furniture in her house was broken, which means that her soil is not prosperous. ”
"Lin Tiannan needs to find the Wanghuo of the Five Elements Wood, and Miss Sun needs to find the Five Elements of the Golden Kemu, and Lin Tiannan's surname is with Mu and there are two, you are trying to kill Miss Sun! What do you say you are in your heart? Forget it if you don't agree, why do you have to match them and make the two families ruined! Are you worthy of Uncle Sun and Uncle Lin's trust in you, Zhang Tianshi of Wudang Mountain? Believe it or not, I went to the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau to sue you!" I jumped up and stood on the sofa and pointed at the old cow nose and made a fool of myself, because I didn't have this old cow nose so I had to stand on the sofa and scare him condescendingly.
Syllable...
At this time, Sun Xiaonian and his father were about to get up to drink tea, and the teacup shook violently and fell to the ground, and Lin Zhihao also stood up and stared at me tightly.
"Master Du, how do you know?" the two of them said in unison, and at this time, all the people in the living room were staring at me, waiting for my answer, and their voices were so quiet that they could be heard clearly when a needle fell on the ground.
Sun Xiaonian, a big beauty, who had been just lowering her head and playing with her mobile phone, suddenly stood up and looked at me, because I was standing next to her, which made me embarrassed.
As for that Lin Tiannan, he just had a question mark on his face, obviously he didn't know about these things.
After all, I admit that I'm very handsome, but I'm embarrassed to be looked at in front of so many people by such a beautiful woman, hahaha...
"Uh... Don't stare at me like that, especially Sun Mei-Nu, sit down first and don't get excited, I'm embarrassed. How do I know, this is my ability as Mr. Yin and Yang, otherwise I wouldn't be worthy to help you see marriage. I said with a weak heart.
Of course, it's not Mr. Yin Yang's ability, it's all my master-father told me, so naturally I can't say that I missed it, but I can only break it blindly.
Of course, I'm not all blind to them, they are indeed incompatible, but not to the point of ruining the family and killing Miss Sun. They will indeed be together and it is Miss Sun who is injured, the same as I saw from the conjugal palace.
Hearing the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau, the old Taoist suddenly became anxious, if it really caused trouble in the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau, the cultivation he had worked so hard in this life would be wasted, and he would have no chance with the Taoist priest in this life. The supernatural bureaus all over the country have regulations that cultivators are not allowed to use magic to attack ordinary people, and they are not allowed to do things that are harmful to the fate of ordinary people.
Mr. Sun and Mr. Lin have been friends for decades, and they are also good partners in business, I just want to be close to each other, win-win cooperation, and Sun Gongzi and Miss Sun are childhood sweethearts, and they have no guesses. It's me who is too impulsive, too greedy, and has ventured into my palm, my palm. ”
"Bang Bang Bang..."... Don't think too much about it, it's the snap of the palm, well, yes, it's the snap of the palm, don't think too much about it, hey, hey...
At this time, I naturally want to be a good person and help this bull-nosed old Taoist to say good things and give him a step down. "Uncle Lin, Uncle Sun, I believe that Zhang Tianshi didn't mean it. After all, Miss Sun and the two of them are indeed talented and beautiful, and the two childhood sweethearts have no guesses, why is it so unfair to God to break them up, I feel sorry for it, not to mention Zhang Tianshi. Zhang Tianshi, I'm right?"
This bull-nosed veteran immediately patted his ass and said, "Yes, yes, yes... Du Tianshi is really a hero and a young man! It's a poor way that is abrupt, and it almost broke down, but fortunately, Zhang Tianshi helped me correct it. Poor Dao thanked Du Tianshi here, and asked Du Tianshi to say hello to Yan Zhenren for me. ”
Why is my name Niubi Old Dao Heavenly Master, and he also calls me Heavenly Master? Because although we practice different Taoist sects, our realms are the same, although Heavenly Master is very bullish in heaven. But in our spiritual circle, it's just an introductory existence. After the Heavenly Master is sanctification, then unity, and then creation. I heard that Kunlun Xuan has a higher realm than creation, and I also know that I also heard my master-master talk about it by chance.
Naturally, I want to cater to him" Zhang Tianshi, don't worry, I'll bring it a little. "If only I could bring it, hmph! I'm disgusted with these bull-nosed veterans.
"Since there is nothing to do, then the poor road will leave first! goodbye everyone, goodbye Du Tianshi!" Niubi Lao Dao slipped away after a salute, he didn't want to be asked to go back after receiving the money from Lin Zhihao's father and son.
"I also said goodbye to my grandson, although the marriage of the juniors is not compatible, but we are still good partners in business. Lin Zhihao stood up and glanced at his wife and said.
Lin Tiannan wanted to say something, but after Lin Zhihao glared at him, he coaxed, and obediently slipped behind his father's fart.
This is one of the tasks that my master and father have given me, and it has been successfully accomplished. There is also a task to solve the problem of the decay of the Sun family's business, and the Lin family's father and son are uneasy and kind-hearted at first glance, so they want to take advantage of the decline of the Sun family's business to save the Sun family's business and deliberately threaten them, so they want to come to relatives.
The reason why I came to help them look at the marriage was because my master said that there was something he needed here, and it was related to the second task. But my master didn't tell me, but I already knew what it was.
"Uncle Sun, I have one more thing, I'll just say it. I know that your company is losing business and is about to go bankrupt, and I can help you solve it. "I'm going to go back soon, and my master is going to scold me again, so I'll get straight to the point with him.
As long as you can help me solve my business problems, I will agree to any conditions. Sun Shaoping clasped his hands and said excitedly.
Looking at him like this, I guess he would agree when I said I wanted his daughter, after all, I am so handsome and so capable. Hahaha... Alas, sometimes a person is too good-show is also a kind of annoyance!
"The five elements of yin and yang are at my command, and I will see them!" I recited the incantation as I looked around. I saw a wisp of black gas wafting out of the study.
As soon as I stepped into the study, I saw a wisp of black air wafting from an ancient painting hanging on the wall. I took out an evil charm from my waist and pasted it on the ancient painting.
Zizizi... As soon as the evil charm was pasted, a large pile of black smoke came out of the ancient painting, and I clasped my hands and shouted, "Be honest in my hands, believe it or not, and now I will burn you with a fire?" Now it's honest, right?
"Uncle Sun, I see that your wealth palace has collapsed, the Yin Hall is black, and you have a lot of wealth that has been broken recently, right?"
"Du Tianshi is really a hero out of a young man, as you said, my company has reached the point of bankruptcy, otherwise I would not agree to the marriage of the little girl and the stinky boy surnamed Lin, fortunately, Du Tianshi came in time to save my Sun family from the dire situation, Sun is grateful. Sun Shaoping said with a painful face, it seems that he is unlucky enough to be close to Zui, and the president of a company is haggard.