Chapter 83 Funny Messenger

Professor Churro is famous not only because of his love of churros, but also because of his teaching style.

Funny and humorous! These six words are the evaluation of the students of the imperial capital on him.

However, today's class made the professor mad.

The professor happily opens his beloved churros pictures and finds them full of beautiful women.

The important thing is that the original sweet voice is gone, and it has become an old and rough voice.

In this way, the professor's eyes rolled angrily and he fainted directly to the ground.

"Professor!" shouted the classmates "heartbreakingly" and rushed forward. Great, no more classes!

Some students immediately dialed 110.

Although the professor was not there, the study committee members were very conscientious and arranged for everyone to study on their own in this class.

Ann Miri sends a message to Twilight, "The professor seems to have fainted after looking at the picture of his fritters. ←_← "Look at the trouble you've caused.

In less than two seconds, the other party replied: "It's okay, it is estimated that I fainted from the fire again." ”

An Mi: "I think the professor should be able to find out that you did it." ”

Twilight replied: "́◡', no matter what, all I know is that I have to eat fish and pork ribs corn soup at noon, sweet." ”

Through this text, An Mili can imagine how smiling the owner of this message is at the moment.

I didn't think of what words to reply to him, so An Mili didn't send a text.

Just posted an emoji that a little yellow chicken is going to class.

Receiving this silly emoji, Twilight suddenly chuckled, the professors were all carried away, what class did she take!

Anyway, the old man is not here, and you can't learn anything, so you might as well come and see how we teach Western!"

She was curious about the language, but it wasn't worth the trip.

Just as he was about to type a word of rejection, another message came in.

Twilight: "You can bring your computer!" comes with an emoji, the little yellow chicken is in a good mood today!

You can bring a computer, this sentence is very meaningful, which means that he is in a good mood today, and if you ask him if you don't understand something, he will answer his doubts.

Snort! She has no desire to study today, just go over the past? Just kidding, she wants to slip away in advance, and when she is free today, she has to go to a fantasy technology company to customize her robot.

I didn't reply to him, but put my phone away, thinking that I would talk about it when I was free!

said hello to Xia Ziyan and asked her to help sign in halfway, so as not to be discovered by the Commission for Discipline Inspection and slip away halfway.

It doesn't matter if other subjects usually slip down, after all, the teacher knows and won't care much.

The key is that this fritter professor's class is not good, he will ask the Commission for Discipline Inspection to raid a sign-in from time to time, if he is caught by the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Haha, I'm sorry, you have two choices, one is to eat 50 fritters in his class, and the other is to complete the 1,000 code assignments he assigned, and the completion time will give you 14 days.

Of course, you can choose neither of them, then the professor will ask you to get up and answer the question every class, and if you don't answer, you will stand up, answer it, and reward half a fritter.

As soon as An Mili walked out of the school gate, her mobile phone rang and she took it out to take a look.

Puzzled, this call was from Twilight. Isn't he in class right now?

An Mili is thinking about whether to answer it, if it doesn't, will it be like last time, it will be hacked into the phone and automatically connected.

If, if she picks up, will she be caught skipping class? because this place is a bit noisy.

Forget it, let's take it! See what he has to do.

"Hey, I'm studying on my own, why did you call!" An Mili deliberately lowered his vocal cords so that the other party thought that he was really studying on his own.

"An Mili, you touch your conscience and speak!" The little liar, if he doesn't reply to his message, forget it, he sneaks out and doesn't call him.

What's going on, looking at his tone, he seems to know that he is not studying in the classroom, "What's the matter, I'm just touching my conscience now." ”

“......”

"Hmph! I saw you coming out of the teaching building on the 7th floor of Mingjiao, and then walked to the north gate, and said that you were studying on your own!"

His location is by the window, and when he doesn't want to attend a class, he will look at the scenery outside the window. Unfortunately, the teaching building where she attended was near the Ming Building, and his eyesight was super good, and as soon as she came out, he was targeted.

"I even took a picture!"

She wanted to say that you can't talk nonsense without evidence, but before she could say anything, she was blocked by Twilight's words.

Now that it has been discovered, An Mi generously admits it. "yes! I'm not studying right now! But so what?"

"It's not good! I want to skip class too! I'm going to play with you!" he usually goes to class just to pass the time.

"Come with me, Master Twilight, I'm not here to play!" she was going to get down to business.

Hearing that it wasn't to play, the person on the phone was silent. Half-ringing, he hung up the phone directly.

Beep beep!

An Mili "......" really has the temper of an uncle!

*

A black mobile phone fell from a high altitude and landed on the ground with a "pop!" sound.

Twilight lowered her eyes and smiled, smiling with ridicule, and she didn't want to forget it. Playing with her wasn't his purpose, he just wanted to stay with her.

Alone is lonely and boring, and with her he feels that time flies quickly

Pedestrians pass by and see a mobile phone on the ground that is intact except for a slightly broken screen.

*

Across from the Fantasy Tech building is a hospital, and at this time, an accident is being staged about to jump.

An Mili just got out of the car, and when he looked up, he saw a middle-aged man standing on the top floor of the building, with one foot already in the air, and his whole body swayed, as if he was about to fall.

The crowd shouted, "Don't jump!"

"It's six stories high! ”

"Tut-tut, what's going on?"

"Husband, come down quickly, we have something to discuss!" a woman stood in the crowd and shouted anxiously to the middle-aged man.

"That little handsome guy, tell my husband quickly, there is something to discuss, there is no need to jump off the building. ”

Where's the little handsome guy? An Mi followed the middle-aged woman's gaze, and then noticed that a teenager was lying on the suspended roof on the third floor.

It's Luo Xiaoqi!

"Okay, Auntie!" said the teenager had received the message.

"Hey, your wife told you not to jump down so quickly, there is something to discuss!" Luo Xiaoqi shouted upwards with all his might.

The middle-aged man took a sip of wine before shouting, "You told my mother-in-law that she just wanted to find the little white face, why did she give all the money in the family to the little white face!

At the moment, the wind was a little strong, and Luo Xiaoqi heard it vaguely, but through this keyword, he had already thought of a bloody drama.

Luo Xiaoqi shouted down, "Hey, auntie, he asked you, why didn't you go to Xiao Baimian, why didn't you ask Xiaobaimian to take the money, but asked him to take the money?"

The middle-aged woman cried loudly, she knew that she was wrong, and she would never again. "You tell my husband that I will never look for Xiaobaimian in the future, and I will never give Xiaobaimian the family's money again. You can reassure him. ”

Luo Xiaoqi was a little inaudible, this eldest sister's voice was crying, and it was very thin.

I wondered, why did I ask my husband to jump at ease?

Forget it, don't worry about it for now. He's a messenger anyway.

"Hey, big man! Your wife asked me to tell you, so that you can jump with confidence! She will find a few more little white faces and ask the little white faces to take money to subsidize the family. You can go with confidence!"

What, when the big man upstairs heard this heartless sentence, his face became more and more ugly.

"This stinky bitch, she really made him jump. It's so ruthless! That's how it has been for decades. ”

As if thinking of something, the corners of the big man's mouth hooked up a miserable smile, "Forget it, forget it, I won't live long anyway." ”

Looking down on the crowd from below, man was as small as an ant, just like him, humble, lingering.

Thinking of this, the Han no longer has the idea of remembering the world.

Jumped from the sixth floor.

"Ahh Why did he jump without warning?

"Bang!" the corpse fell to the ground, and blood splattered three feet!

"Husband!" the middle-aged woman rushed forward.

Fortunately, this is the hospital, and the doctor has been here for a long time, carrying the person to the shelf, and immediately going to the operating room.

This scene, An Mili saw it very clearly, and the uncle jumped without love.

"Fusheng was very hard and busy, and the feast finally ended. Joys and sorrows are all the same as illusory, and a dream of ancient and modern times is absurd!" Maybe my uncle's life may end like this!

She sighed that she was lucky. She is dead, and she can live in another life.

"It's you!" An Mili heard Luo Xiaoqi's voice behind her.

Looks like he's coming down. It's really fast!

Turning to look at him, "yes, that's me, what's going on, how did you climb to the third floor, why don't you just go to the rooftop and persuade him?" ”

"Harm, don't mention it, the gate of the rooftop was locked by the uncle, we can't get in, there is no way, I see that the aunt seems to have something to say to the uncle. But the distance was too far for the uncle to hear clearly. In desperation, he had to climb to the outer stage on the third floor in person and serve as a microphone for the two.

So that's the case, An nodded in confusion, "But why do I feel that what you said is a little wrong?"

"What's wrong, you're thinking too much!" he's so smart, how could it be wrong!

"Obviously, Aunt only said a few words, but I see that when you say it to Uncle, your lips move more than a few words!" she could see it clearly.

And in the end, Aunt Ming said that she would never look for a little white face again, if the uncle really heard it, then how could he jump down decisively?

"Eh!" Luo Xiaoqi scratched his head, there was such a thing. However, this is none of his business, who is called Fengda, he can't hear the uncle's words clearly, who calls the aunt to cry and speak! He can't hear clearly at all.

He's just a mere communication machine.

An Mili saw that he had scratched his supple hair into a chicken nest, "Don't scratch it, anyway, it's a foregone conclusion, whether the uncle will live or die in the end, let's see him create!"

"I feel that the uncle's creation is not good!" fell down such a high floor, and the place where he fell was a solid cement floor, not a mud floor, which would increase the degree of damage to the uncle's body.

An Mili glanced at the pool of blood on the ground, it was very bright! she didn't want to look at it anymore.

"I'll go first, there's still something to do!

Luo Xiaoqi shrugged, "OK!" All of them are busy people!