In the radio live broadcast room at night, Ye Jingbei was holding the microphone and twisting his hips very much, and Happy Lisa came in and brought bad news.

The program group of the martial arts conference gave a temporary notice that a group of contestants should be cut into a group, and Ye Jingbei's name was sorted according to pinyin, and then he won the prize.

Why is it me who is unlucky every time?

You're going to be the master for me, okay, don't you just want to be on TV?

Xiaoxian was excited, the League of Superheroes is so good, Lulusa, you are really powerful, don't worry, I know this opportunity.

Lisa sneered, this show is something that a person can sign up for by paying 5 yuan, I'll tell you.

Xiao Xian innocently held the microphone and continued to think about reviewing the encyclopedia and letting his intelligence be fully reflected in the show, he missed Leng Shuiyue's birthday party in the hotel.

But Leng Shuiyue, who didn't participate in the world, took out his wish list, which was a few meters long, and he read it with emotion, well, first of all, I want to save enough for the down payment to buy a house, um.

Second, I will marry a gentle and virtuous wife.

There is a third, I want to persuade her to repay the mortgage with me, everyone is the same, hurriedly blow out the candles and cut the cake together Ye Jingbei built a piece,

Alas, if you have time to learn Feng Shui, learn to occupy a good cemetery after death, it can be regarded as making up for the regret of not being able to buy a house during your lifetime, isn't it hahaha,

Today is your last birthday before you turn 30, you can't say something reliable wish Mother is white and cold water month Don't say it,

made people's noses sour,

The fact that he is about to run for three is sad, in his consciousness, a woman should sag, and if she is over 30, she should sag, and I think it's okay to sag, Ye Jingbei stared at him and looked at me, I was talking about the trajectory of life, what do you think?

On the 4th, Leng Shuiyue received a courier from the city square, and after opening it, it was a faint time capsule, and there was a picture drawn by a child there, and the painting was very ugly.

A family of three was surprised, could it be that Optics Valley has illegitimate children in the city square, all of whom are already in elementary school, which I drew when I was in the first grade of primary school, and at that time, the teacher asked each of us to draw a picture and put it in this time bar.

And then bury it in the ground for 20 years and then send someone to dig it out, and give us the opportunity to do it, so that we will never forget our golden childhood,

It's really arrogant to say that there is still a place for you to bury this thing on such a small island, let's get another time to get it, and then bury the most precious memories in it, and we will all be too old to look like in 50 years.

Take it out again to see that it will be romantic, and Yoyou, excitedly pulled Leng Shuiyue into the room.

Don't say it, I'm sensitive to time, Ye Jingbei walked in and I left you a message on QQ, the Love Hotel Wild Survival Club is recruiting new people, and I plan to participate in two people to be approved,

So I'll help you sign up, and report to Ye Jingbei next Monday to finish it in one go.

His sister was stunned for a moment and flew over a pillow to express her determination not to go, I have passed the age of survival in the wild, there is no age limit for survival in the wild, just like pickling girls, it is a never-ending great cause.

Be careful that you reminded me that I'm going to send my card the fact that I'm going to survive in the wild.

Yu Mo took out a big card, I thought about it, each of us was inevitably robbed of time, and we had no reason to resist, so we could only face it calmly.

This is the department made for Ben 30.

Prepare not to use these cards to remind yourself of what you can't do anymore, what you need to get used to, and you don't want to wait until your 30th birthday to find yourself at a loss.

My mother took some humorous cards, didn't have a supper at night, didn't go online at night, didn't delete all MSN cartoon expressions in the decorated QQ space, and made a perfect transformation into a close friend.

Ye Jingbei and Ouyang Meng looked at each other, just as Ye Jingbei danced and walked in, and said that he loves to be a teacher, and he has a friend who is worried about the sky.

You have to give her psychological counseling, why should people who are almost 30 sign up? Be careful and go to the wild to survive, what is the use of pigs.

Can you survive in this city, but you are worried that you won't survive in the wild, what have you been busy with these two days?

You don t come to Leng Shuiyue's s birthday party, I will go again for my 30 years Ye Jingbei waited for a few seconds and no one asked him.

Then I have to continue to be the League of Legends of 1 million, and I am about to face the contestants for this weekend's show Super League of Heroes.

Your childhood sweetheart was also kidnapped by the gang to be a little wife, and the reason for this show is very simple, it is because my talent was discovered.

The day after tomorrow, I will step on the stage, face the camera, calmly answer the questions to win, and then use success to make each of you proud of me and hold back your laughter This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction, wear a hard hat.

Ye Jingbei found out in order to lobby his sister's novel project with Mu Tian, threw a bunch of cards in front of him, and Leng Shuiyue picked them up curiously.

Sign up for a wilderness survival club before the age of 30, take a diving license for three months, learn pole dancing once a week on Tuesday, pole dancing, and make up for Qiao Yi on your own in the cold water month, didn't you tell you?

These things are done by young people, and I won't do them again, if you do all the things on this card yourself.

I see that your old bones will be scrapped in advance, Uncle Li Ye Jingbei is suddenly a serious beauty, are you challenging me?

If I can do it, you can do it too, then it proves my truth, youth has no limits, you have to accompany me to the wild to survive, the club can't have a say.

If you can't, then I'll be just like you.

From now on, I retired to the palace gate This is what you said yourself, we have a lawyer present, Leng Shuiyue jumped up, well, I testify with the identity of the lawyer, Mr. Lu Ye Jingbei of Party A and Party B Alas.

You just need to be a witness, not so much to drive Ye Jingbei pushed away her husband's face, stared at you carefully, and waited.

Let you see how I Li Xiaobu is immortal, and the charm is still there, he walked into the toilet with a smile, and Leng Shuiyue climbed back without desire.

Do you really have to make this bet with him, in the pile of cards he wrote, he was most afraid of hurting Ye Jingbei came out and wrapped his ears with a tissue, and there were blood stains on it.

In the evening, Leng Shuiyue saw his appearance and said wantonly, You are betting with his sister.

Yes, the courage to challenge, absurdity is the eternal belief of teenagers.

Ye Jingbei took out his mobile phone and took a selfie desperately, puffing out his cheeks desperately, alas, by the way, help me see my avatar cow, okay.

This is my avatar of Happy Network in the future, upload a recent photo of myself to self-improvement, take out a sure tick, replace the non-mainstream headpost, and the avatar is completed.

Uh, Lu Ye Jingbei, your ears seem to be suppurating, do you want to see a doctor, ah, you remind, I have a minor injury and don't see a doctor, it is also a task on my card, just like playing chicken blood, take out the card and tick it at this time.

Her second sister walked in, and with a suspicious face, he covered his ears and ran out, and then saw Leng Shuiyue sit down with an expressionless face.

I've been ready for a long time.,It's equivalent to going into the ground together.,I need to provide you with a picture.,Your movements are quite neat, and you can't tell the difference between your mobile phone and don't get out of the car, right?

Stealing photos and stealing QQ, text messages for fear of making something,

You're lucky you don't have my swimming time at all, don't you play like this, you won't be able to open it until 50 years later, right?

Then you don't have to answer me now, just don't I know, wait until 50 years and then explain to me why you are so selfish.

If you can still find me after 50 years, the night before the recording of the swimming program, Ye Jingbei watched on the balcony, and the listeners laughed happily, raised their arms and shouted, worked hard, and unsurprisingly, a rag flew over.

Mother turned her head out from the other balcony, and yelled in the middle of the night, it was very dirty, you don't care if I'm nervous, how can I go in a hurry.

Tomorrow is the day you will be on TV for the first time, and I don't expect you to become famous overnight, at least don't fall in love with us.

Are you encouraging me? Will you watch it tomorrow?

It's very 6+1 on a dead bun, it should be fun, I'm on the superhero league, be careful and smile sweetly.

Do you think I will succeed ah I said if this is a rhetorical device to express my humanity that night Ouyang Chuan famous.

I took out my pass and hesitated to express it, just one, I hope you can return it to me.

Aren't you afraid that I'll be virtual on stage?

Xiaojie, you have to say that you don't want to come, forget it, but you don't have any sincerity, the old man was cautious in the past, I left it to you.

If you can come it will be more down-to-earth, if there is something tomorrow night the school will rush to talk tomorrow, yes it is difficult to be stretched out to take the pass.

Then we don't come to rest, he won't ask me for a high price to buy, I didn't give it to him, you don't let me pigeon, you think I'm you, if tomorrow the event ends early, I'll come over, but it may be a little late.

You try to hold on for as many rounds as possible, don't wait for me to come, you've already met Mother After seeing it, it seems to be very casual, thinking to herself, is this an encouragement?

Please, I'm the main character, I'm long, so I'd better wash and sleep, let's stay here, the lights flickered on the weekend live broadcast, and the audience was so enthusiastic about who could be in the League of Superheroes.

Let us applaud and welcome today's first contestant Ye Jingbei from Love Hotel, I am today's chief examiner Gao Linfeng.

Please make a brief self-introduction, his teaching in the branch of the school has a position to encourage whether it is good or not, the man is me, I am Ye Jingbei, Yu Mo and Leng Shuiyue cheered together, it turned out that Teacher Zeng was the same as the original.

Then he came over with a notebook, and he didn't have to look at his book This young man doesn't watch TV, oh, who said I watch TV.

I can't watch my live webcast, bring the team collective, her second sister is reading a book in the room, Leng Shuiyue entered the circle, and watching Teacher Zeng's game together is your time to peek at me, why do you want me to apologize?

I don't peek how do I know that you are so heartless, who said that I have no heart and lungs, you look in the eyes but the archive is as good as ever.

Wait for the next time you are free, and then take it out with a smile, it has already started to be enough, and the quota is not enough, I will help you get some change.

He asked you if you were ready for the rules of the game that the host was introducing on TV.

You can challenge for a huge prize of up to 5 million yuan, or you can choose to give up and take the prize money accumulated in the prize pool at that time, if you fail?

You will lose everything you have gained before, remember that you only have three chances to ask for help, alas, the live audience votes b to remove two wrong answers c off-site phone calls for help,

Listen clearly, clear the first bottle worth 1000 yuan, please listen to the screen cartoon Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, what is the name of the wife of the Big Big Wolf?

A Pleasant Goat, Sammo Hung, bent the corners of his mouth before smiling and pressed the screen button in front of him in a dashing manner, and the audience asked for help, and the lights were on to pay attention to the Chinese boo.

Difficult to execute, Zhang Xiaolong.

The first decisive press of the ball was broken, did you?

If I chose a pleasant goat, you can ask for help if you tell me directly, and so on to notify you, you just chose the audience to vote and choose to pay attention to sit down,

Fortunately, 55% of the audience chose A Pleasant Goat, and 33% chose B Hongjinbao Xiaoxian, and you answered the first question correctly with the help of the audience and got a bonus of 1,000 yuan.

Congratulations, you feel so good, Ye Jingbei was depressed.

He talked about it for a year, did the first station do that reserved seats, just now the first question is just a warm-up, the next question will be more challenging the second question bonus, do you know 10,000 yuan do you want to continue?

Ye Jingbei did not hesitate to not contain a lot of nutrients, may I ask which of the following special effects does it have, b, anti-cold, c, moisturize the lungs, d, hair conditioner to make it bigger, what do you say this time?

Xiao Qian recalled that one night he was so hungry that he went to the refrigerator to rummage through the noodles and put them away, a bowl of water is not a paste, the new authentic tastes great at a long-term price.

The two of them solved it for one night in a few seconds, and they couldn't get enough of it, but they found that the telepresence in the refrigerator was cold.

It turned out to be a suspicion that a cup of poured touched conscience found that secretly grew a secret recipe from Yumo's room, honey face, lemon juice, peanut butter, egg white, and readjusted the one who looked like his sister.

I was curious at first, but then it was completely out that you really have a heart for me, forgive you, isn't this good, I'm so embarrassed to think about you, why are you?

Mask egg quality he just finished saying the note on the side and the bear rushed into the toilet with this painful memory ye jingbei answered this sentence correctly changsha is today everyone looked at people excitedly and smiled and said okay next question and.

But the value is 100,000 yuan, and when is World Love Teeth Day every year, Koizumi fell into the same tragedy because of the pain of wisdom teeth.

Live to Leng Shuiyue took back a brochure to do the world Hermes insisted on the joint promotion of doctors, and the way was not to go to the hospital every day.

So everyone took turns to experiment with various possibilities, and tied one end to the doorknob, and Optics tied the thread wearing its teeth to the baseball, and the shot had been thrown a piece, and put the limit of the teeth on the ship to set the result.

This tooth has not been pulled out, but Ye Jingbei's shoulders are scarred and more confident, September 20th, are you sure?

Alas, I have to say, deliberately make a regretful expression, your answer just now earned you a bonus of 100,000 yuan.

Congratulations, Ye Jingbei answered correctly.

Thunderous.

The host walked around behind Ye Jingbei and whispered, You go first, what if I am you, go over and get the money now?

Ye Jingbei, who couldn't get the bonus in the back, remained silent, and said in a loud voice Well done Ye Jingbei Now I want to ask you.

Whether you continue to choose to answer the question or terminate the competition to take the prize, the prize of 100,000 yuan is not a small number, if you choose to terminate now.

I will also give you a special prize, Mercedes Smart car temperature heartbeat He remembered his mother's words and expressions last night, and decided to hold on to his tears no matter what.

Xiaojie was angry.

Ye Jingbei has won a prize of 100,000 yuan, and has used up a chance to vote for the audience, and the prize money for the next question is as high as 500,000 yuan, and the question is how many hairs a normal adult man usually has in each eye.

Ye Jingbei's face was expressionless, and the host was amused haha I guess I'll hold it, but you only have 30 seconds.

The second hand sounded, and the violin fell in again, but this time the protagonist of the tragedy was real,

One night, Leng Shuiyue picked up a Dongpeng ceramic machine in the bar and passed through the knowledge base of Ye Jingbei and Ouyang Meng, only to know that this brand was very expensive.

It was equivalent to a battle in a tractor, he fiddled with the lighter back and forth, sat on the sofa and waited for the donor's position, and in just two hours, eight people came to ask him to borrow fire, including many beautiful princes who were warm and friendly.

In order to be more realistic, although he does not smoke, he also found a cigarette as a prop, holding a cigarette and holding a lighter.

When I saw someone coming, I wanted to pretend to be a little bit of a person and walked for half an hour, and finally I couldn't help it, and I wanted to ask you if I could borrow a fire.

Leng Shuiyue handed him the lighter with a cheap smile I don t usually smoke well my personal doctor told me that my lungs are not very good and a little bit more breathing for this I also bought a house in the suburbs for this thing uh but sometimes.

Come up, once in a while, uh sir, you seem to have dropped this lighter from me, I haven't been able to find it since the last time I was here.

Is there a word engraved on the bottom of this lighter sb jumped into the river, uh, was it on my wife's wedding anniversary?

Leng Shuiyue has been waiting for you, the thing is returned to its original owner, the man apologizes and prepares to leave Leng Shuiyue, carrying a painful parting of life and death.

I can't leave my eyes, can I make a fire again when the wind cries? The man went in Zhang Wei's shaking hand, took the lighter, and slid the paddle for a long time.

It is to understand that the Humen Bridge really rarely smokes, very little.

The cold water moon suddenly jumped very high, until your face was screaming and falling to the ground covering your face and rolling, my hair, everyone knows that this tragedy is very sympathetic.

When I was surprised, I knew how cruel it was to feel silently drowned, but you have to be strong, it's not just a matter of dreams.

I've lost 127 hairs, 127, how do you know?

I just counted in the toilet, and now there are only 55 in my left eye, which is 127 less than my right eye.

In order to commend you for your gold-picking skin, the double trauma of your soul and body, we all paid for you to buy you a gift.

Mother likes to be delicate, and here is a pair of wigs, okay, so people are a little sticky to you, but I still like it.

It's actually a very interesting thing to say, but everyone must think that this process is completely unbelievable, because it is just an absurd dream presented in his dream.