Chapter 21: The Bragging Cat

"Okay! No problem! Xiao Hei senior, whatever you want to eat, just ask!"

"Take me for a beer and a skewer!"

Or is it really an out-and-out social cat!

......

In the evening of that day, Li Yifan took Xiao Hei to a barbecue restaurant that he used to come to with Xiao Kui.

The shopkeeper was a middle-aged man with a round face, and when he saw Li Yifan, he found a clean position again and again, beckoned the other party to sit down, and asked, "Little brother, why didn't you see your sister come over today!"

"Aoi still has classes in the evening!"

The shopkeeper nodded and handed over the menu in his hand, "Look, what do you want."

Li Yifan took the menu, but didn't look at it, and said habitually: "Let's have a case of beer, twenty lean meats, twenty pork belly, two eggplants, and a bunch of leeks ......"

"Meow", after reporting a series of dish names, the raccoon cat squatting next to him barked.

Li Yifan almost forgot about it, and called again: "Another big plate of small yellow croaker."

"Howler!" the shopkeeper was about to turn away.

"Meow", the tanuki cat barked again.

"Wait", Li Yifan hurriedly said, "It's not one plate, it's ten plates!"

"Ten...... Big plates?" The shopkeeper looked at the other party with a puzzled expression, and when he saw Li Yifan nodding, he kindly reminded: "Ten plates, are you done eating?"

Li Yifan smiled and pointed to Xiao Hei who was leaning against him, "After eating, there is it!"

The shopkeeper was slightly stunned, wanted to say something but didn't speak, and went back to work.

In a short time, a lot of dishes have been served. Li Yifan opened a bottle of beer, took the cup, and poured two glasses. Pushed one of the cups in front of Xiao Hei.

Seeing the small yellow croaker on the plate, the raccoon cat jumped directly on the table, eating and drinking, and after a while, he ate five large plates of small yellow croaker, during which he also ate a lot of meat skewers and drank four or five bottles of beer.

This scene directly made the people around him dumbfounded.

Several guests took out their mobile phones to take pictures. A female guest took this video and named it "Night Snack Stalls Surprise Rice Bucket Cat!" and uploaded it to Houlang, and the click rate broke 100,000 in an instant.

A middle-aged woman in a leather coat walked up to Li Yifan's side and asked, "Little brother, what breed of cat are yours?"

Li Yifan smiled at her slightly, "It's just an ordinary raccoon cat!"

The middle-aged woman looked surprised and continued, "Can you sell it to me?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Hei turned her head and let out a low growl at her.

When the woman saw the cat's fried hair, she immediately took a few steps back and said to herself, "It's a pity that the cat's temper is not good!

If there is no one next to a person and a cat, they continue to eat and drink, and they eat very heartily.

To be honest, Li Yifan was very curious, and looked at Xiao Hei from time to time with the corner of his eye. It was really hard for him to imagine how such a small body could hold so much food and drink. I've never seen it go to the toilet, it's really a rice bucket!

After thirty years of drinking, the tanuki cat drank high.

Li Yifan saw the other party squatting on the table, his eyes were foggy.

He thought for a moment, lowered his voice, and began to answer to the other party, wanting to see if he could extract some relevant information about the Ten Thousand Worlds Film Cultivation System from his mouth.

"Little Black Senpai!"

"What kind of senior's back! Just call my brother!"

Li Yifan almost squirted out the wine in his mouth, but he didn't expect this to be a Northeast social cat!

"Little Black Brother!"

As soon as these words came out, Li Yifan felt extremely awkward, he was actually calling a stray cat a brother. I don't know whether to describe this scene as down-and-out or chic.

"What's the matter!"

Li Yifan remembered that the system once said that before level 10, it was a novice task, and there was no risk. In other words, there are risks in missions after level 10. However, he still has no idea about this risk, which is quite a dangerous thing to do.

As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will win all battles, and vice versa!

He once asked the system about the world of movies, but the system refused to answer, telling him only that if he died in the mission, then he would really die!

In order to prevent trouble, it would be great to get some information from Xiao Hei's mouth right now.

Thinking of this, Li Yifan opened his mouth and asked, "Little Black Brother, what is the setting of the Ten Thousand Worlds Movie Cultivation System?"

The tanuki burped, but didn't hide it, and "meowed" generously.

"There are a total of five planes in the Ten Thousand Realms Film Cultivation System. The first plane is an ordinary plane, and the most powerful person in it is just a boxer at the peak of internal strength. The second plane is the Ability Plane, which, as the name suggests, uses magic and occult magic. At your current level, even if you just run into some low-level movie roles, it will be a life-and-death ......"

Hearing this, Li Yifan's heart did not fluctuate. He is not the kind of person who is ambitious, he has only completed a novice task by himself, and if he can fight the invincible opponents all over the world now, it will be strange!

I only heard the tanuki continue: "The third plane is the technology plane, which is the future technology world. There are so many strange technological weapons and products that I almost died there, the fourth and fifth are Mythic and Xianxia......"

Xiao Hei said this, it seemed to evoke some tragic memories, and even the wine woke up a lot. Shut up quickly.

It's not particularly valuable news, but it's a long way to go. Anyway, this gluttonous cat likes to drink, and next time I find a chance to fill it with a few more bottles, I can always get some useful information out.

"Brother Xiaohei, why didn't I see you yesterday, where did you go?"

In order to avoid an embarrassing atmosphere, Li Yifan casually changed the topic.

At the mention of this, the tanuki cat suddenly became interested. There was a smug look in his tone.

"Yesterday my little brother was bullied, and I went to help him out. I'm not blowing with you! The cats in the whole street were so frightened that they lay on the ground and shivered when they saw me. I said east, they didn't dare to go west, I said west, they didn't dare to go east! I said south, they didn't dare to go north, I said north......."

There are only two things that men get together, either to eat, drink, and be merry, or to gather to brag. It seems that aliens are no exception!

As long as you hear "I'm not bragging to you......" there is no doubt that what you say is bragging.

A cat that can brag, and you have to count on it to get news from it in the future. Li Yifan tried hard to hold back his laughter and did not dismantle Xiao Hei's platform. Instead, he pretended to be interested, "And then?"

"Then a couple of bastards came and tried to drive us away......! Hold a piece and turn your head. ”

It seems that alcohol has played a role, and the tanuki cats are a little slurred. It paused, then continued, "No, it's a knife." A knife that long!"

As he spoke, he gestured with his paws.

Probably because the claws were not long enough, the "such a long knife" in Xiao Hei's mouth was compared to a fruit knife.

"And later?"

"Then four bastards with knives surrounded me, and without saying a word, they took out their knives and stabbed me! If it were an ordinary cat, it would have been stabbed. But you know, Ben Meow is no ordinary cat. I flew straight into the air, flipped over in mid-air, kicked at the other party's front door, and directly kicked the bastard to the ground. ”

The tanuki cat's little head was held high, and his face was proud, not realizing that he had blown the stuffing in the slightest.