System: "If you answer incorrectly, ten steps will be deducted." ”

Chen Yuyang: "Then tell me how many there are?"

System: "The day after tomorrow is cloudy and there are no stars in sight." ”

Chen Yuyang: "???"

System, if you have the ability, you come out, see if I don't kill you.

Chen Yuyang looked at the number of steps he had worked so hard to accumulate, and reduced it by ten steps.

Before Chen Yuyang could continue to move, the answer came again.

System: "May I ask the host, there is a temple eighteen miles away, there is a monk in the temple, and the monk eats one meal a day, and eats a bowl of rice and a stack of pickles at each meal, so may I ask the host, what is the name of this temple?" ”

Chen Yuyang: "???"

System: "May I ask the host, after a person goes out and breathes for sixty seconds, and then he lets out a fart and smokes a young lady next to him, so what is the name of this young lady?"

Chen Yuyang: "???"

System: "One day, Xiao Ming was walking on the road, suddenly bored, and began to pull his hair, he dragged while counting, when he was about to get home, Xiao Ming finally pulled all the hair on his head, so how many hairs does Xiao Ming's table have?"

Chen Yuyang: "Forget it, I'm tired, you should destroy the system quickly, I want to be quiet." ”

Looking at his infinitely reduced number of steps, Chen Yuyang suddenly felt that all the steps he earned today had been fed to the dogs.

Dog: "???"

This pot dog does not carry it.

Back in the dormitory, Chen Yuyang lay down on the bed panting, and finally when he came back, he barely stabilized his step count to two thousand, and the distance was one million...... Lie - groove!

It's just unbearable.

Seeing that the concerts held by the festival are still four or five days away, I ......

Do you really want to play it around?

No!

Chen Yuyang mustered up his courage, turned over, went straight to the fitness room, and contacted Shen Xin, saying that he was going to come to a 10,000-walk gym today.

Shen Xin: "???"

I haven't seen this thing for a while, why do I feel a little silly?

When he came to the Blue Movement Fitness Room, Chen Yuyang saw that Shen Xin had already come, and her sportswear set off her slender figure very beautifully.

"Beauty, long time no see. Chen Yuyang greeted with a smile.

Shen Xin glanced at Chen Yuyang up and down: "How do I feel that you have gained a lot of weight." ”

Chen Yuyang: "Isn't it okay for us to talk about something happy?"

"Okay, then you tell me what you really think, and what you said about walking fitness. Shen Xin didn't quite understand.

Chen Yuyang: "I plan to move myself a million steps in a short period of time, do you have any good ideas?"

Shen Xin thought about it very seriously: "If you take one centimeter at a time, you can increase your speed to sixty miles, and you may be able to complete it in one day." ”

Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Sisters, I'm not good at math, don't lie to me." ”

But it's a good idea to shorten the distance between each step.

Chen Yuyang spotted the treadmill, adjusted to a medium speed, and then began to run in small steps.

When I look at my steps, it really goes up, which is very good!

I saw hope in my heart at that time.

But the system, here comes the task of answering questions again!

Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Shen Meinu, let's play a game, I'll give you random questions while running, brain teaser kind, you have to answer me at high speed in thirty seconds, do you dare to play?"

Shen Xin thought for a while: "Simple, brain teasers are such things, my sister is tired of playing in elementary school." ”

Chen Yuyang: "That's okay, if you guess one question wrong, let's accumulate it, and you invite me to dinner once for ten questions." ”

Shen Xin: "Then what if I guess correctly?"

Chen Yuyang: "Guess it right, I'll treat you to dinner once." ”

Shen Xin thought about it, this transaction is a bit cost-effective, clap your hands, and make a deal!

Thereupon......

Chen Yuyang: "A monk went out to turn his fate, but he didn't eat a single meal one day, so what did he eat yesterday?"

Shen Xin thought for a while: "I definitely didn't eat anything yesterday." ”

System: "Correct answers, ten steps will be rewarded." ”

Chen Yuyang: "What does this Nima mean?"

Suddenly I feel that my IQ is suppressed, how can this be?

Chen Yuyang was a little unconvinced, and planned to try it himself.

System: "Today is Sunday, it's a sunny day, Xiao Ming's father took him out to fly a kite, because the wind was very strong, the kite blew away, what is Xiao Ming's father's name." ”

Chen Yuyang: "???"

System: "Deduct five steps." ”

Forget it, the system is just for me, what is the name of this Nima and his father, and there is a hairy relationship with the kite run.

Let's let Shen Xin come!

System: "Xiaohong is a second-grade student, the first class today is a math class, the math teacher teaches them arithmetic, Xiaohong is very smart, everything is right, what is her name math teacher?"

Chen Yuyang, this question, this Nima!

As a result, Shen Yue: "Of course it's called a teacher!"

System: "Correct answer + 10 steps." ”

System: "One day a monkey ran out of the zoo and ate a peache, and then was chased and beaten by the peaches seller, and the monkey ran back to the zoo, so is this monkey male or female?"

Shen Yue: "Male, female monkeys are not so bold. ”

System: "Answered correctly." ”

......

Chen Yuyang wants to cry without tears, this kind of mentally retarded question, he really doubts that it is used by a mental hospital to test IQ?

But I can't answer this kind of question myself, my IQ?

Suddenly he was a little skeptical about life.

Until noon, Chen Yuyang counted with his fingers, and then looked at Shen Yue with resentment.

Shen Yue's face was a little proud.

Chen Yuyang's steps have indeed accumulated more than 100,000 steps, but after calculating Shen Yue's help to answer the questions, it seems that from today onwards, he will have to take care of Shen Yue's food for at least a month, just like a monthly subscription.

Shen Yue: "Thank you boss, I don't eat much every day, I can pass it with a little bit, of course, if every meal is Japanese food, I will definitely be very happy." ”

Chen Yuyang: "Wait, I'll call the Japanese restaurant and see where they can get a monthly subscription?"

Shen Xin: "Phew, tease you, should you deliberately come up with some particularly simple questions, and then have the opportunity to invite me to dinner, little brother, you are very good at this routine, my sister likes it very much." ”

Chen Yuyang's face was full of helplessness, you actually said that this kind of problem that makes people's brain cells die millions of times is simple, and there is a shadow in your heart!

Is my IQ?

System: "This system has been reminding the host to arrange their IQ reasonably. ”

Chen Yuyang was overshadowed and suffered a 10,000-point critical attack.

However, Chen Yuyang naturally counted, took Shen Xin to brush the western restaurant together, and continued to turn on the rampage mode in the afternoon.

There are less than four days left until the start of the festival.

It's a daunting task!!

Finally, the day before the music festival opened, Chen Yuyang had a system prompt in his mind.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the quest and rewarding Beethoven with a sheet music. ”

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