One hundred and thirty-five bad weddings
It's over, the poem she gave to Ye Qitong was seen by Liu Haili, and now she complains about herself, it seems that she has to rack her brains to think of a poem to save her relationship with Liu Haili, otherwise she won't see it.
But the crux of the matter is, how can it be so easy to write poetry? It is something that can only burst out when the emotion reaches a certain level, and it will take a long time to polish it; although I have an emotion with Liu Haili now, after all, I can't reach that state, and the level of writing poetry by myself is really not high, how can I say that I want to have it?
But in order not to make Liu Haili sad, he still replied: I promised you, but please give me time, I want to search my stomach and scrape my stomach to use all my text oil and water.
Liu Haili: Wait, is one life enough?
Autumn Song: Poems, within three months;
Liu Haili: You let me keep watch for the rest of my life?
Qiu Ge: I will definitely watch for you in the next life, waiting for you.
Liu Haili: Scumbag, lie to me, whoever waits for me is waiting for nothing, I don't want the next life, I want this life, but I am willing to watch for you, treat Lu Di well, I am just the secret in your heart.
Qiu Ge didn't dare to reply to the message, because Lu Di was back, but he really felt uncomfortable in his heart, indeed, he was a bastard, how could he provoke these good women and make people miserable?
"This is a list of things to do recently, and you have to do it urgently, or you will be delayed. Lu Di said that after attending the wedding tomorrow, she will rush to the magic capital, where she will stay with her parents for two or three days and then go to the capital.
"Okay, anyway, if you're gone, no one will dictate what I do, and I'll do whatever I want. ”
"Do you dare? Tell you that I will come back every week, and if I find that you are not working well, then ask my mother to be a law scout. ”
"Oops, it's so hard to come back every week, and it's a waste of money, so you don't have to come back. ”
"If you want to be beautiful, I won't let you cover the sky with one hand, I can't let you ruin my plan and Sister Ye's plan, you just need to supervise every day, you don't need to change their work content, I'll come back every week to check." ”
"Well, in that case, I might as well leave it alone. ”
"No matter what, if you're not afraid of family law, then you don't care. ”
"Okay, open your mouth and close your mouth to the family law, then do you know my family law? I'll give you your family law first. Qiu Ge reached out and grabbed Lu Di, then threw him on the bed, and began to carry out his family law.
The next morning, Qiu Ge and Lu Di came to the county seat, this time there were Zheng Lei, Zhang Meng and Zhang Qing, but the three of them drove another car and did not follow into the hotel.
Qiu Ge felt that it had not been very peaceful recently, although Fang Da and they were blocked by Zhu Zixuan, but who knew who else wanted to calculate themselves, so they let Zheng Lei and them follow.
When I came to the hotel, there were already a lot of people here, and everyone was waiting for the ceremony; Qiu Ge and Lu Di did not participate in the morning kissing session, mainly because they didn't know what the rules were, and they were afraid of causing chaos to others.
At this time, Tao Yang and Yu Xiaohe, the newlyweds, have not yet come, and they should carry out various wedding links in the new house; the wedding ceremony started at ten o'clock, and it is only nine forty o'clock now.
Qiu Ge and Lu Di found an empty seat on the edge and sat down, waiting for the newcomers to come over and the ceremony to begin, but before they sat down, Zheng Shaowu spotted them and came over immediately.
"Why are you sitting? No, you have to sit forward, for there is a place for you at the main table." ”
"Huh...... , Big brother, why did your mother-in-law (qie) come over first, and you weren't with the bride?" Qiu Ge asked with a smile.
"I'm here to greet you and the guests and friends from Sandaogang Town, Tao Yang has specially explained, you have to go to the main table. ”
"Okay, big brother, we are not leaders, nor are we important people, we have to keep a low profile, just sit here. ”
"No, no, let's get to the front. Zheng Shaowu said to play the autumn song.
Qiu Ge and Lu Di had no choice but to follow Zheng Shaowu to the front, but they didn't go to the main table, but sat on the table next to the main table, there are still some people from Sandaogang Town, most of them are village leaders, and many people Qiu Ge knows, so you can chat with them while sitting here.
After a while, Tao Yang and Yu Xiaohe arrived, and the ceremony soon began, and the wedding officiant took place and began to play music.
Some leaders also came, including people from the Public Security Bureau and the police station, as well as the leaders of the town, Song Xianyou and Luo Shengnan.
Qiu Ge wondered, how could Tao Yang dare to make such a big scene? And how could these leaders give face? Isn't there discipline?
So he sent a message to Luo Shengnan to ask, and Luo Shengnan replied to him with a few words: hero, special approval. Only then did Qiu Ge understand what was going on, he really didn't know that Tao Yang was a hero, so he had the opportunity to ask him.
The ceremony passed quickly, the wedding banquet began, Qiu Ge and Lu Di prepared to eat a little symbolically and left, but Zheng Shaowu had to wait for Tao Yang and Yu Xiaohe to toast before leaving.
However, not long after the banquet began, an accident happened, driving everyone out of the hotel, and this accident was the sudden smell of stinky fish, so that everyone could not eat at all.
It turned out that I don't know who hid a large bucket of stinky fish under the main table, which was packed in a large-mouthed plastic bucket, and it should have been sealed at first, so it had no taste.
However, after the table was opened, the plastic bucket broke somehow, and the stench came out all of a sudden, and the entire restaurant space was filled with this smell.
With this strange smell, how can they eat, and some of the leaders sitting at the main table have been splashed with stinky fish water on their trouser legs, and they can't stay anymore, and many female guests have been smoked and vomited by the smell.
The scene suddenly became chaotic, and people rushed out, knocking down some tables and chairs, and spilling cups and plates of wine and food on the ground.
"Let's go, go to Xiaohe's side, if something like this happens, she must be sad, you go and persuade her. Qiu Ge pulled Lu Di and walked towards the back door of the restaurant, and he saw Tao Yang and Yu Xiaohe, as well as the best man and bridesmaids, all going out from here.
The back door of the restaurant is a courtyard, and there is a three-story building on the other side of the courtyard, Yu Xiaohe and the bridesmaids are here, and Yu Xiaotao is also here to accompany her sister, and I didn't see Tao Yang.
"Boss, boss, I'm really sorry to make you frightened and offended. Yu Xiaohe said to Qiu Ge and Lu Di with teary eyes.
"We're fine, don't take it too seriously, it must be the hotel's mistake, let them compensate for the loss; send everyone a WeChat message to apologize; friends and relatives in the city, you find time to arrange people, people from Sandaogang Town, invite them again in our restaurant, and I will bear all the burden for you." Lu Di comforted Yu Xiaohe and said.
"Thank you, why am I so unlucky?" Yu Xiaohe still cried.
"Don't cry, today is your good day, crying is unlucky, everything may not go well, it will be smooth sailing after the past. ”
"That's right, what Lu Di said makes sense, the bad thing is over, it's smooth sailing, don't cry, when Tao Yang comes back, let's go back to the new house." Yu Xiaotao also persuaded.
"What did Tao Yang do, how could he still leave the bride's side?" Lu Di asked complainingly.
"You are stupid, something like this happened, Tao Yang can't go to appease everyone?" Qiu Ge glared at Lu Di and said.
"You're stupid, didn't I hold Xiaohe's grievances?" Lu Di also gave Qiu Ge a roll of her eyes, and then she said to Yu Xiaohe: "Why don't we go back first, anyway, Tao Yang will be busy for a while, at least negotiate with the hotel, right?"
"Okay, then let's go back first, go through the back door, it's all smelling in front. Yu Xiaotao said.
"I'll ask Zheng Lei and them to drive the car over. Qiu Ge said and called, and then sent a location to Zheng Lei, and then he went to the gate of the courtyard to wait, because the house was full of women, and it was not convenient for him to be here.
But just as he was waiting for the car to come, a woman's shout suddenly came from the house, followed by the sound of firecrackers, but the firecrackers exploded in the house.
Qiu Ge immediately judged that something was wrong with Lu Di and the others, and he hurriedly ran to the club, but at this time, a man wearing a waiter costume and a mask was running out of the building.
"Stop!" Qiu Ge snapped, he felt that this kid had done the things in the house, otherwise he couldn't run in a panic.
But the kid didn't stand still, he rushed straight over, and when he came to Qiu Ge, he jumped up and kicked Qiu Ge in the abdomen, and Qiu Ge hurriedly dodged to the side.
Although he was not kicked, the way to escape was made out of the way by Qiu Ge, and the kid jumped out of the courtyard door directly and ran out, Qiu Ge turned around and chased out,
It happened that Zheng Lei and Zhang Meng drove over, and when they saw Qiu Ge chasing someone, they drove over, but the person who escaped was very cunning, and when he saw a car coming, he went directly into a narrow alley, where the car couldn't get in.
Zheng Lei hurriedly stopped, then jumped down to chase after him, and Zhang Meng also chased after him; Zhang Qing did not chase, but stood in front of the car and waited for Qiu Ge behind.
Qiu Ge ran to the mouth of the alley, he was already out of breath, he looked at the people running in the alley, and did not chase in, but beckoned Zhang Qing to get in the car, he drove back to the back door of the hotel quickly, and drove directly into the yard.
At this time, Lu Di and the others had already come out, but five or six of them were all embarrassed, covered in firecracker debris, and their faces were all terrified.
"Is anyone hurt?" jumped out of the car, Qiu Ge immediately asked.
"Not hurt, what about that guy? What kind of bastard thing? Why are you throwing firecrackers into the house? scared us to death. Lu Di said with a crying voice.
"I didn't catch up, but Zheng Lei and Zhang Meng went to chase after him; that kid is very cunning and not easy to catch. Qiu Ge said with annoyance.
"Qiu Ge, don't worry, Tao Yang has gone to adjust the monitoring, and he will catch that kid." Yu Xiaotao said.
"It seems that today's event was premeditated, let's go first, and I'll take you to the new house first." Qiu Ge said.
Let Yu Xiaotao, Yu Xiaohe and Zhang Qing get in the car, Qiu Ge handed over the keys to Lu Di and asked them to drive away first, and he took the remaining bridesmaids and Yu Xiaohe's relatives to drive another car.
After arriving at the new house, Qiu Ge didn't go up, but sat in the car and called Zheng Lei and asked him how he was doing.
"Uncle, I got it, this kid's name is Zhang Zhenpeng. Zheng Lei said.
"Ah, it's him, what the hell, where are you? I'll go over now. ”
"Still near the hotel, do you know this guy, what is he doing?"
"He used firecrackers to blow up your aunt and several women. ”
"Bunny, I'm going to fix him. ”
"Hey, don't take it too hard. Qiu Ge hurriedly shouted, but it was already hanging over there.
Qiu Ge hurriedly called Tao Yang: "The troublemaker has been caught, where are you?"
"Really, where are the people? Leave it to me. ”
"Tao Yang, you should contact the police station in the jurisdiction first, and you can't be rash. As soon as Qiu Ge heard that Tao Yang's tone was wrong, he immediately said.
When Qiu Ge found Zheng Lei and Zhang Meng in a secluded alley, he saw a person lying on the ground, it was Zhang Zhenpeng who was going to deal with him that night, but this kid was a little miserable now, his face was bloody, he was covered in dirt, and his hands and feet were trapped by shoelaces.