Chapter 22: Catch the Thief
Although Chen Feng was still smiling on his face, he was very shocked when he heard Zhang Xiaojuan say. Zhang Xiaojuan rubbed Chen Feng's back and sighed and said:
"Well, what's the use of talking to you fool, you and my daughter, too, are miserable children
Zhang Xiaojuan was a little sympathetic to Chen Feng at this time, wiped her tears, and continued to bathe Chen Feng. Suddenly, a rush of footsteps drew closer, and the planks of the bathroom were pushed open.
"Chen Feng, who are you talking to?
As soon as Lin Bingrou pushed the door open, her jaw dropped when she was frightened by the scene in front of her.
Chen Feng was sitting in the bathtub, while Zhang Xiaojuan was watering Chen Feng.
It seemed that time had stopped at this moment, and Lin Bingrou was stupid.
Zhang Xiaojuan reacted first and stood up, got up and tidied up her clothes, smiled at Lin Bingrou and said, "Teacher Lin, good evening." ’
Lin Bingrou looked confused, I don't know what the situation is now?
"Teacher Lin, your stupid Chen Feng's body is really tough, sister, I really envy you.
I'll wipe it, how can this Zhang Xiaojuan not be ashamed to speak, is this obviously pouring dirty water on Chen Feng's body?
Zhang Xiaojuan said anxiously:
"Big sister, I won't bother you two, I'll go first.
Lin Bingrou wanted to stop Zhang Xiaojuan and make her words clear, but it was too late, Zhang Xiaojuan turned around and ran away directly.
Qiao Li put her hands on her waist and looked at Chen Feng who was sitting in the bathtub, her face was blue with anger.
"Chen Feng, what's going on?"
Chen Feng saw that Lin Bingrou was so angry, and hurriedly explained:
"Zhu plays with bubbles, and my sister said that she wants to play bubbles with Chen Feng.
"Really?
Chen Feng nodded frantically, and took out a handful of bubbles from the bucket with his hand and threw them at Lin Bingrou
Chen Feng began to be coquettish to Lin Bingrou.
"Sister, can you help Chen Feng take a bath and play bubbles with Chen Feng?"
Lin Bingrou seemed to be very angry, so she decisively refused.
"No, wash it yourself.
Chen Feng directly hugged the arm in front of him.
"No, Chen Feng wants his sister to wash, Chen Feng wants his sister to wash.
Lin Bingrou shook her head helplessly, and squatted down to give Chen Feng a bath.
However, Lin Bingrou was very puzzled, how could Zhang Xiaojuan come here in the middle of the night to seduce Chen Feng?
It was late at night after taking a bath, Chen Feng sat cross-legged on the bed, and kept recalling everything Zhang Xiaojuan had told him just now.
At the beginning, he also thought that Zhang Xiaojuan was a casual woman, who just wanted to seduce him, or wanted to deceive his mango, and then make money himself.
But I didn't expect that this Zhang Xiaojuan was actually for her daughter.
However, this Zhang Xiaojuan must have heard the villagers' nonsense, so there is no way, she will not let go of any of them, and she can save her daughter's hope.
Chen Feng thought about it, he decided to help Zhang Xiaojuan and pick two mangoes for her, no matter whether he could cure Zhang Xiaojuan's daughter's illness or not, at least it could bring her hope.
Chen Feng quietly poked his head out, and saw that Lin Bingrou was already asleep at this time, so he quietly walked out
It was already the middle of the night, and all the people in the village were asleep, and there was nothing to watch out for. Chen Feng hurriedly walked towards the orchard, and when he was about to arrive at the orchard, he suddenly saw a figure sneaking outside the orchard.
Chen Feng hid in the dark and took a closer look, it turned out to be Li Dakui.
Okay, you Li Dakui, it's really shameless.
During the day, Lin Bingrou was forced to give up the orchard to everyone, and at night she sneaked around stealing the fruit
Chen Feng was very angry when he thought that Li Dakui and the villagers came to bully Lin Bingrou together today
However, he can't be impulsive, he has to think of a way to fix this bastard.
Li Dakui was about to walk towards the orchard, when Chen Feng suddenly jumped out and shouted:
"Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
Li Dakui was so frightened by Chen Feng that he hurriedly pulled out his legs and ran.
While running, he still wanted to cover his face with his clothes, but he didn't expect to step on the trap set by Chen Feng, and before he could react, Li Dakui threw himself into the trap and fell like a cow.
Seeing Li Dakui fall into the trap he designed, Chen Feng ran up excitedly.
At this time, Li Dakui's face was already covered with cow, and he couldn't see what he looked like at all.
Chen Feng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at Li Dakui so embarrassed, and he wanted to teach this bastard a good lesson. Chen Feng picked up the stone from the side and threw it into the trap.
Kill you thief, kill you thief.
Chen Feng pretended to be stupid, and at the same time shouted loudly:
"Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
Li Dakui didn't care about the pain of being hit by a stone, and knelt on the ground and begged for mercy:
"My fool grandpa, please, stop shouting, please. ”
Chen Feng smiled proudly, I don't want to fix you tonight.
Chen Feng also took off his pants and peed directly into the trap.
Soon, the villagers heard Chen Feng's movements, and with the barking of dogs in the village, the villagers all picked up torches, picked up the guys and rushed to the orchard.
This orchard is the cash cow of the whole village, and someone dares to steal mangoes in the middle of the night, isn't this looking for death?
Li Dakui looked at Chen Feng shouting vigorously, and was very flustered, but this trap was too high to run away at all
He's meowing, what can I do now?
Li Dakui, who was sweating in a hurry, really wanted to find a hole to drill into immediately.
Unexpectedly, it was this fool who ruined his good deeds.
Originally, I was just thinking about stealing a few mangoes in the middle of the night.
Soon, a few big men who had not had time to put on their clothes came running over with sticks and torches. "Silly Chen Feng, what are you shouting in the middle of the night?"
"Where is the thief? Where is the thief?
The person who spoke was a strong man in the village, Zhang Dafei.
This Zhang Dafei is very tall and mighty, and he is also the leader of the work in the village, and his strength is very great.
"Where are the thieves on this big night? It must be this big fool who doesn't sleep at night and lies to us here.
A man next to him complained.
He's meowing, it's a big night, and this fool doesn't let people rest well.
And this man, Chen Feng also knows, he is Li Dakui's younger brother, called Li Dachun.
On weekdays, he has nothing to do in the village, and he follows Li Dakui everywhere all day long.
Chen Feng pointed to the trap he had designed and said:
"The thief is inside, the thief is inside.
Zhang Dafei and Li Dachun were very surprised.
"I'm rubbing, there's really a thief"
"He's meowing, Lao Tzu wants to see who is so bold as to dare to come to the orchard in the middle of the night to steal the fruit. Without saying a word, Li Dachun picked up a stone from the ground and walked towards the trap.